Agugu (hater's perspective)

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Agugu is an unfunny brimstone created and forced on Soyzellig by a small group of Twitter weirdos. It's an edited image of Mymy from Ongezellig with a distorted face. It is also considered the female version of a caca.

Many soyteens seethed at xher existence. And accused her of being nu' Lita. Pedophiles have created 'p of Agugu on their booru which I will not name, and will obviously not cite. Agugu has been subject for multiple soyscholars to dissect the ethics around her posting, most of whom agree that it is an example of the age regression fetish. In other threads, they argue that Agugu is a self insert by pedo trannies with diaper fetishes and also symbolizes the kind of children xhey want to groom. Posting agugu is different than posting caca - while the first one is almost always accompanied by the age regressed text, Caca is usually used as a normal variant. Some complain that even with pedos aside, agugu still sucks cause xhe is moeslop that represents discord or xitter tier humor.

Zooru Controversy

Doctor Fauci has confirmed this is what agugucuck looks like.

All was going good and well in Soyzellig until one days the jews opened a portal to Agarthy and released a monster. While Agugu posters were spamming another thread with their coal, this creature stole the agugu name on the Zooru. This poster is an example of what happens when Agugu posters are given a namefield. He was a pedophile, suspected to be MegaMymy, a known zelligpedo from the Schlog who posted on the Zarty before being banned. He had slithered himself back from niggerhell onto the zooru where he reposted Agugu images from the Zarty. Soyentists are concerned that this pedophile is constantly lurking the Zarty since he was usually swift with reposting. Apart from posting Agugu, he liked to post porn, goonbait and yuri on the Zooru, most of it being deleted. His vantablack posts and comments in the replies on the Zooru have caused Zaryans wanting him to be banned from the Zooru, especially since it is likely he is the known zelligpedo MegaMymy. However, Zute, the owner of the Zooru, was reluctant at first. The poster has gained the nickname agugucuck. Out of fear that agugucuck would be spread his pedobrim to the ziki, a Zaryan claimed the Agugu name here to protect it.

On February 27 2025, agugucuck was banned from the Zooru 3 months after he first showed up. A Zaryan concerned that Zute hadn't stated a response to the call to ban agugucuck 3 days prior, made a post calling the attention of Zoot, in which he stated his discontent with the Zooru's values and aksed Zoot if he was fine with the difference between the Zooru's and Zarty's values. Following this Zooty Zoot Zoot contacted Zutee Zute Zute and their conversation resulted in the banishment of agugucuck, saving the Zooru.

Agulee

One notable Agugu hater is the poster known as Agulee. He rightly points out the fact that Agugu is an unfunny, forced brimstone, especially when Agugu posters are trying to derail another thread, causing a long back and forth about the status of Agugu as either gem or coal. While his opponents argue that his arguments can easily be refuted by the fact he is a tranny from njs and that his hatred for Agugu comes from the fact he will never be a cute Dvtch girl like Agugu is, this isn't the valid argument, since opponents of Agulee, Agugu posters, are often bisexual weirdos from Twitter who are even worse than him. He is known for using an unique style to separate his usual activities from anti agugu drama. He reddit spaces in his posts, albeit this posting style is reserved for when he discusses with Agugu posters. The frequency and intensity of anti-agugu dramas have led to Zaryans to calling him Agulee in reference to Lee Goldson, some Agugu posters Agulee bait by including references to Agugu in their posts and in replies to threads to spark a reaction, some even pretend to be Agulee in replies or however I love falling for bait on purpose. This suggests that Agugu posters are at least party responsible for the whole conflict, since they made a boogeyman out of the only person that tries to criticize them.

Other Incidents

how many are out in the wild? (You) VVILL look for them.

On June 13th, 2024, someone posted sexual AI art of Agugu, depicting the toddler only in underwear with a folded sweater which almost uncovered her nipples. The user was quickly permanently banned for “pedophilic imagery.” On September 14th of the same year, an outbreak occurred during a sharty raid on 4cucks. A relatively innocent-looking thread appeared on the /g/ board, with OP posing a question about choosing an OS for his small business. This Agugu accompanied unrelated, NAZ clipart in order to better blend into the attached picrel. Uninitiated and uninformed ‘cux browsers didn’t suspect anything abnormal and gave genuine replies, while a possible raiding ‘teen recognized it and seethed about it in a reply. The thread suffered a sudden and fiery derailment when another Agugu was posted and its' presence was made known.[1] This is the first confirmed instance on the 'ki of such behavior exhibited by Agugu or xheir variants. do (You) have any other relevant, 'chived incidents like this?