Pedophilia
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Pedophilia a sexual deviation practiced and endorsed by shemmy.tv, jassycucks, chinnyshits, almost all /co/ users and Kuz[it just is, ok?]
. In the context of Ongezellig, pedophilia usually manifests itself as drawings or generated pictures of the Schoppenboer sisters or any underage character in situations or scenes that are sexually suggestive while depicting them with prepubescent bodies. On the Zarty, this manifests as racebait or saying a character is built for colorpenis and waifufagging.
Pedophilic media is known as 'p in soyspeak. Formally, 'p refers only to real life child pornography, but colloquially most 'teens and Zaryans call lolicon 'p as well.
The ideal Zaryan is against depictions of all Ongezellig characters in sexual or suggestive situations but is particularly against sexual depictions of the underage characters, obviously.
Why Ongezellig Porn is Lolicon
Someone with a good brain please make some good arguments.
This section will prove that the Schoppenboer sisters, and by extension their classmates, are underaged and thus porn of them is 'p and sexual comments made about them is pedophilic behavior.
Their behaviors are immature
Officially, the sisters have no defined age, but most people agree that they are high school aged teenagers possibly due to their overt immature personalities and actions. Mymy does a presentation on why she should be class representative instead of the history presentation she was told to do even though she likes history, ofzo. She also brings her toy gun to school and shoots Vera with it. This is all too retarded even for a theater kid in university (one belief is that they are in university, though this is probably uncommon since one can be an 18 year old high schooler). She also seems to be emotionally unintelligent due to her seemingly insulting or attempting banter or roleplay with Maya despite Maya clearly not being receptive.
Coco is naive as heck despite her being emotionally intelligent enough to pick up on Maya's loneliness (though maybe it's really obvious). She is so bad with technology even though she probably grew up around phones and computers while in the Netherlands, though I don't know if schools in the Netherlands actively used computers in the 2010s, but if the pilot took place in 2019, then Coco's severe lack of technological understanding suggests that she's immature.
Maya is a shut in gaymer gooner, need more be said? So, she thinks that people who want to help her have ulterior motives. She procrastinates on her history presentation which is stupid.
None of this is definitive evidence that they are under 18, doe.
Coco is very naive
According to the Ongezellig spoiler document, "Coco skipped puberty". I'm not a physician and I'm not Massa, but I'm pretty sure that is meant to state that some part of her brain is underdeveloped, or something, which is why she's incredibly naive.
Maya's Sweet 16
In Maya's Sweet 16, the sisters are all wearing the same pajamas they wear at the end of the pilot. I find it unlikely that Mymy and Coco would wear the same pajamas for 2 years. They don't look any younger in the comic. Maya's Sweet 16 isn't canon, but we can use it as hint or a surprise tool that can help us later.
Still not convinced?
Well, please help out with this section of the article so we can rape Zelliggooners using sheer evidence and logic.