Klaus Schwab
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Klaus Schwab is a Father of Mymy Schoppenboer A businessman who runs "World Economic Forum", He is known for forcing people to eat bugs, hate kuz, love froot and own nothing as you will rent everything under European Union and soyjak.party watch.
Connection with Mymy
As leaked by WEF and UN secret documents and many DNA tests done by CIA, Mymy Schoppenboer's biological father is actually Klaus Schwab as Klaus had been in Japan during 2008 to discuss economical failure during that time. After long discussions with Japanese ministers, he had thought of being unfaithful with his wife and had sex with one of the prostitutes in the area. As he did, he forgot to wear his condom and impregnated Mymy's mom. Due to this being an accident, and the prostitute calling Klaus Schwab saying she was pregnant, Klaus Schwab ordered the Swiss military to kill the prostitute and put Mymy on the international adoption list while keeping an eye on Mymy during her years of development in operation "Schwab's Condom"(still ongoing). The Schoppenboer family has good ties with Klaus Schwab and the WEF in general as Klaus Schwab is meeting monthly with the Schoppenboer family in Davos to give updates on Mymy's development. Most of Mymy's genetics come from her dead mother including her blue eyes, (Contact lenses are psyop made to cover the Klaus Schwab connection and all younger photos of Mymy are faked by WEF experts) however there's some stuff that come from her true father:
- Both of their eyes are blue (Proof No.1)
(Even doe Mymy uses contact lenses to larp, much like how she dyed her hair and roleplays as a Dutch sailor.) - Both like formal clothing and ties
- Both have personality similarities
- Both like to present mind altering anomalies in presentations (Proof No.2)
- Both browse imageboards [she just does, okay?]
- Both want the New VVorld Order
- Both want their closest people dead (Klaus Schwab's closest people (satanist cult) are actually the United Nations or something)
- Both love Germanic peoples
- Both use "Ze" instead of "The" [Needs more fact-checking]
Many of the known genetics Mymy has with Klaus Schwab are covered up by the PSIA, the Swiss army, and the WEF. Please archive this page before they take this down, before the United Nations forcefeed me meds.