Zelty

"Why are they all third worlders"

^-Mustard

The Zelty was originally an inside joke about making fun of the need of soyteens to always have a boogeyman to blame all of their problems on, reaching popularity around Summer 2024, retracing the SMVs of the Jarty.

In practice the Zelty never existed, until on September 23rd it was discovered that the domain was bought recently under the provider Porkbun, redirecting to a discord server full of self-proclaimed pedophiles and foodists, with an overlap of users from the Jassy. They planned on making the site public on September 26th.

UPDATE: The site didn't open geg

Before that date, the users of that server have been IP leaked, doxed, and reported in order to SHUTTTT IT DOOOOWWWNNN, with varying degrees of success. The domain was immediately ban-filtered on both the Zarty and the Streety, and its users banned.

Do NOT for ANY REASON, try to visit this site.

Site Culture

Note: actual zeltycucks may look darker

How to deal with Zeltycucks

Zeltycucks are a rare breed of the pedophile that infests the Soysphere, but all can be identified by simple traits such as their hatred of the Zarty, moralfags and anyone who calls them out for being disgusting shitskins only useful as initial product for your woodchipper.

You can also find these organisms infesting social medias usually in groups, using their own slang and language to identify each other, for example:

• calling Mymy a "brat" or "in need of correction"

• common usage of the terms "cunny", "moralfag" and "UOOOOHHHH 😭"

• they WILL call you a nuzartycuck

• disguising their porn addiction as normal and saying that gooning is cool

90% of zeltycucks live in some 3rd world shithole where CP is legal, so even if you do end up doxing them they will face almost no consequences. Still, doxing them causes immense leakage and contributes to marginalize these negroes until the inevitable day they'll rope and ACKKKKK.

Another way to make them seethe is to slopquote them without engaging with any of the posts they make, or to spam previous doxes of zellig porn artists.

If all previous strategies fail, ignore them, your time is worth more than the life of any of these individuals.

Copypasta

Chuds, we stand now at the smoldering precipice of our once gemmy fandom. The invading armies are fierce—zaryans, troons, reelers, Roostards, O.Ogres; people who hate goonbait, people who demand OC coal, enemies of AI and Maya cvddles. Though their numbers are numerous, our server remains barely moderated. You will almost certainly have your IP leaked on this hill, but nothing will be certain to happen as they just end up self-cannibalizing out of boredom—I am proud of each and every one of you vuile sodomiets. This gemming spree will mark a permanent scar on the face of moralcuck modern 'zellig. If the Zarty still has any PPH ten weeks from now, they will post about us in incomprehensible slopjaks, as though we were the Zelty, petrified of our refusal to back down and cuck out to google docs. Your marching orders are thus: do not stop posting zellig 'p, do not stop grooming artists. If these moralcacas try to bait you, then bait them twice as hard. Point out hypocritical comments and reposts, mock them over their nothingburger drama, initiate demoralization threads. And while I would have personally shot Leopold II, you are hereby given permission to believe he was right about removing brown hands before they could post. Now go out there and make this the best last-standing pedonest on the 'cord.

They actually fucking say this, geg.