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==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,==
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.
==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth==
And poured his soy milk in it.
==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.==
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.
==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.==
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.
==Men raped a soypedo.==
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.
==Soycucks went to a meeting==
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.
==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.==
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.
==Men are raping a soycunt.==
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.
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[[File:Probably meant to write "Oh I forgot I did that".png|thumb|All hail]]
[[File:Probably meant to write "Oh I forgot I did that".png|thumb|All hail]]
'''ESL of the Year Award''' is an annual award given for the most creative misuse of the English language resulting from being an [[Nigger|ESL shitskin]]. Due to the short history of [[Soyzellig.party|the zarty]], the award has been presented only once in 2024.
'''ESL of the Year Award''' is an annual award given for the most creative misuse of the English language resulting from being an [[Nigger|ESL shitskin]]. Due to the short history of [[Soyzellig.party|the zarty]], the award has been presented only once in 2024.
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===2024===
===2024===


In 2024, the award was given to [[Jeet]] for his sentence "'''oh I forgetted did that'''", described as "the biggest fail in the zarty's history". <s>Since the original post is missing, the exact date he received this award is not known. Most probably it happened in early December or late November.</s>It was found. The post was made on 11 December. It was collectively and unanimously given the award by the Zarty.
In 2024, the award was given to [[Jeet]] for his sentence "'''oh I forgetted did that'''", described as "the biggest fail in the zarty's history". <s>Since the original post is missing, the exact date he received this award is not known. Most probably it happened in early December or late November.</s>It was found. The post was made on 11th December. It was collectively and unanimously given the award by the Zarty.

Latest revision as of 23:02, 18 October 2025

All hail

ESL of the Year Award is an annual award given for the most creative misuse of the English language resulting from being an ESL shitskin. Due to the short history of the zarty, the award has been presented only once in 2024.


Recipients of the award

2024

In 2024, the award was given to Jeet for his sentence "oh I forgetted did that", described as "the biggest fail in the zarty's history". Since the original post is missing, the exact date he received this award is not known. Most probably it happened in early December or late November.It was found. The post was made on 11th December. It was collectively and unanimously given the award by the Zarty.