United Nations

This page is libertarian and conservative misinformation!!!!!!!!!!!

The United Nations is a Schizophrenic Satanistic Niggerhell "Organization" Controlled by George W bush and Froot, It's mostly known for hiding the facts about 9/11, Mymy's actual father and many other truths. The Current administrator of the United Nations is George W bush, the 43rd president of Alienware republic, with his Co-Administrator who keeps the kids in Palestine working called "Froot", they are strong in anything expect in stopping conflicts as they advertise on their PC teletext or whatever. They currently trying to pass international law on how to ban everything that is Sharty or Zarty related and ensure full power of 4cuck.

Flag used by United Nations during its actual meetings and operations.

Goals

Many of the United Nations' goals are simple

1. to plunge humanity into globalist slavery
2. to destroy a massive number of cultures
3. to hide truth from us
4. shut down soyzellig and soyjak.party even doe Froot accepted to this
5. Create Dr.Pepper factories from Iraqi children (use them as bricks and mechanical components)
6. Suppress any resistance against discord and Froot
7. put NAZ on /zellig/
8. Give George W bush sexual pleasures (Checked by Obama administration)
9. Send personal secrets to the WEF
10. Archive and contain unusual incidents and anomalies such as 9/11
11. Create new frognigger edits

There are other goals made by them however these are the main ones.

Famous people who work at the UN

These are famous people who work at the UN:

• Froot
• Everyone who uses /brabant/
• People who don't use physical media and use digital storage space (UN Mandate corporations, they sell your data to aliens like Jews)
• Everyone in France
• Bill Clinton
• All people on /leftypol/ and frogpond (Serves as secret communication center)

Many of these people or groups are well known however there's around 400 million employees primarily made of investigators and spies and jannies.

Leaked Documents and Materials

There are several leaked documents from the UN including the actual father of Mymy who is Klaus Schwab, Maya actually being one who controls the Visegrad group, Zoot is from Hyperborea and Studio Massa is actually based in Northern Ireland, however these are hidden from websites and other wikis as it would possibly cause a lot of harm and when they appear they are mostly silenced under a schizo post

The Actual Father of Mymy

see: Klaus Schwab

Leaked documents from the WEF and UN, and DNA testing done on Mymy by the CIA say that Mymy Schoppenboer's biological father is Klaus Schwab. Schwab had sex with a prostitute in Japan in 2008 (which would make Mymy 11-12 years old in the pilot). He did this when he wasn't discussing with Japanese ministers.

Maya controlling the Visegrad group

Leaked UN videotape recordings show that Maya actually controls the economic policy of the Visegrad group by being the secret leader of the Czech Republic. She controls the state of the economy by manipulating the numbers with her PC skills and with help from her assistants. The UN and the EU do know about this, however they hide it from the public as it would cause chaos in the Visegrad countries. Klaus Schwab tried to call it out, but he knew that the UN could reveal that he is the true father of Mymy. She is the reason why many countries experienced economic downturns since 2018.

Zoot's birthplace.

The birthplace of Zoot was leaked by one of the documents and shows that Zoot was actually born in the one of the villages of Hyperborea and was raised by Soot, however how he got to Hyperborea is still unknown as the document was shorter than the other ones.

Studio Massa's actual location

This is only briefly mentioned in one of the documents, but it was mentioned that Studio Massa is located in Belfast, Northern Ireland and funds the UVF against the stinky Irish or something.