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==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,==
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.
==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth==
And poured his soy milk in it.
==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.==
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.
==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.==
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.
==Men raped a soypedo.==
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.
==Soycucks went to a meeting==
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.
==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.==
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.
==Men are raping a soycunt.==
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.
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'''Yfke''' is a background character in [[Ongezellig]], who appears during Deel 2, in the post-credits scene of Deel 3, at the start of Deel 4 and during the flashback sequence of Deel 6. She comes from Friesland, a region in the north of the Netherlands where a silly dutch dialect similar to Old English is spoken. She's also Coco's friend and is constantly stoned out of her mind.  
'''Yfke''' is a background character in [[Ongezellig]], who appears during Deel 2, in the post-credits scene of Deel 3, at the start of Deel 4 and during the flashback sequence of Deel 6. She comes from Friesland, a region in the north of the Netherlands where a silly dutch dialect similar to Old English is spoken. She's also Coco's friend and is constantly stoned out of her mind.  

Revision as of 23:02, 18 October 2025

>What a weed smoker bitch or however coffeeshop is nearby

Yfke is a background character in Ongezellig, who appears during Deel 2, in the post-credits scene of Deel 3, at the start of Deel 4 and during the flashback sequence of Deel 6. She comes from Friesland, a region in the north of the Netherlands where a silly dutch dialect similar to Old English is spoken. She's also Coco's friend and is constantly stoned out of her mind.

Yfke holding the sign outside of Vera's office

Racial background

The Frisians are a Germanic group that is historically different from both the Dutch and the Germans, with their territory once spanning the entirety of the North Sea coast up into today's Denmark, and with Roman sources as old as 12 BC being some of the earliest written mentions of them. Unfortunately they were later replaced (yes, replaced) by Anglos and Saxons, who proceeded to breed with the already present Frisian population, thus creating the ancestors of the modern-day Frisian, which is most likely what Yfke is. A germanic mistery meat mutt.

(why does Massa make every character a mutt, is xhe into raceplay?)

Personality

Attitude to TND

Nothing can currently determine if she's in support or against it, but her penchant for niggers' activities such as smoking weed ryegrass, makes her a filthy negro lover, who should be hanged for her unspeakable crimes against the white race.

Trivia

  • The 'cord document entry about her just says "SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY".
  • She's also part of the band "Running in the '60s" and plays the second guitar.
  • Apparently she still has enough mental faculties left to hold two signs without falling over, one stating "Coco did nothing wrong" and another "Good luck Coco".