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==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,== | |||
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass. | |||
==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth== | |||
And poured his soy milk in it. | |||
==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.== | |||
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out. | |||
==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.== | |||
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth. | |||
==Men raped a soypedo.== | |||
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose. | |||
==Soycucks went to a meeting== | |||
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them. | |||
==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.== | |||
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer. | |||
==Men are raping a soycunt.== | |||
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him. | |||
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[[File:Blacked zoot.png|thumb|This is Zoot.]] | [[File:Blacked zoot.png|thumb|This is Zoot.]] | ||
<p style="color:blue; background-color:pink; alignment:center; height:20px; width: 50%; text-align: center;"> This person is trans btw and uses zey/zem pronouns </p> | <p style="color:blue; background-color:pink; alignment:center; height:20px; width: 50%; text-align: center;"> This person is trans btw and uses zey/zem pronouns </p> | ||
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=History= | =History= | ||
{{Dutchmutt|Let me break it down for you nusoi, zoot is an actual faggot in the past. Het draait allemaal om geschiedenis of zoiets}} | {{Dutchmutt|Let me break it down for you nusoi, zoot is an actual faggot in the past. Het draait allemaal om geschiedenis of zoiets}} | ||
==Early | ==Early life== | ||
Zoot (Andrey Vlaslov) was born in a lower middle class environment within the Bulgarian capital Sofia, presumably between 28 February 2003 and 27 February 2004, making him | Zoot (Andrey Vlaslov) was born in a lower middle class environment within the Bulgarian capital Sofia, presumably between 28 February 2003 and 27 February 2004, making him 20–21 years old. He funded the creation of soyzellig.party by sponsoring several somali pirate raids and [[Coco|South African]] farm attacks, not much else is known about this mysterious man. If you manage to track him down the FBI will reward you handsomely. Despite the fact of having an early life section, he is not [[Jews|Jewish]]. | ||
==Creation== | ==Creation== | ||
Zoot created [[Soyzellig.party]] on September | Zoot created [[Soyzellig.party]] on September 27, 2023, after experiencing years of [[Zaryans|Zaryan]] oppression under the [[Froot|totalitarian frootist regime]]. | ||
==/v/== | ==/v/== | ||
Zoot created [[/v/]] along with an anonymous Zaryan, who made a [https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/a-glimpse-into-what-couldve-been.6347/page-3#post-179393 post] ([https://archive.is/27BWW archived]) on Schlog describing his disappointment at the lack of gratitude shown by a modern 'teen. | Zoot created [[/v/]] along with an anonymous Zaryan, who made a [https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/a-glimpse-into-what-couldve-been.6347/page-3#post-179393 post] ([https://archive.is/27BWW archived]) on Schlog describing his disappointment at the lack of gratitude shown by a modern 'teen. | ||
== Depression & Attempted shut-down of the Zarty == | == Depression & Attempted shut-down of the Zarty == | ||
Due to jewish dark magic performed by the bankers in Bruxelles, Zoot entered a depressive state that saw him ignoring the zarty and moving forward in life, so basically he was being a fakecel. Kill all fakecels btw. This led to months of uneaseness amongst Zaryans, which often asked if the Zarty was going to shut down or not. Their fears were made true when on July | Due to jewish dark magic performed by the bankers in Bruxelles, Zoot entered a depressive state that saw him ignoring the zarty and moving forward in life, so basically he was being a fakecel. Kill all fakecels btw. This led to months of uneaseness amongst Zaryans, which often asked if the Zarty was going to shut down or not. Their fears were made true when on July 18 of 2024, the [[Zuz|nuadmin]] admitted to Zoot's intentions of not paying for the renewal of the contract, which would have led the website to shut down on the 26th of September. This was met with an extreme amount of posts requesting to not let the Zarty die, even with a lot of Zaryans willing to buy the website themselves, including the nuadmin. After an agonizing month of waiting, Zoot announced that he wouldn't sell the Zarty so as to avoid it becoming a shithole and that he also renewed the contract, thus saving the Zaryan race. | ||
== [[discord|New Zarty Order]] == | == [[discord|New Zarty Order]] == | ||
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Zoot makes an appearance during streams held on his Youtube Channel, where he chats with fellow Zaryans while he draws his gem in the making comic, [[Zigle Zogle]]. He also takes HRT and has a black Italian boyfriend, the same behind the BIC spam.<br> | Zoot makes an appearance during streams held on his Youtube Channel, where he chats with fellow Zaryans while he draws his gem in the making comic, [[Zigle Zogle]]. He also takes HRT and has a black Italian boyfriend, the same behind the BIC spam.<br> | ||
He would leave the Zarty on the 21st of September being replaced with [[Koos]] <ref> https://megalodon.jp/2025-1013-1220-26/https://soyzellig.party:443/q/res/6276.html https://archive.md/J7m72 https://web.archive.org/web/20251013032205/https://soyzellig.party/q/res/6276.html </ref> returning a couple hours later where he didn't even last 15 minutes before buggering off. | He would leave the Zarty on the 21st of September being replaced with [[Koos]] <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1013-1220-26/https://soyzellig.party:443/q/res/6276.html https://archive.md/J7m72 https://web.archive.org/web/20251013032205/https://soyzellig.party/q/res/6276.html</ref> returning a couple hours later where he didn't even last 15 minutes before buggering off. | ||
== Online Profiles == | == Online Profiles == | ||
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Newgrounds: [https://zootyzoot.newgrounds.com/ ZootyZoot] | Newgrounds: [https://zootyzoot.newgrounds.com/ ZootyZoot] | ||
==References== | |||
{{Reflist}} | |||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Revision as of 13:52, 18 October 2025
A soynigger throws green arrows at men,
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.
A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth
And poured his soy milk in it.
Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.
A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.
Men raped a soypedo.
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.
Soycucks went to a meeting
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.
A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.
Men are raping a soycunt.
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.