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This page documents notable events in the history of [[soyzellig.party]], before as well as after its creation. | ==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,== | ||
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass. | |||
==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth== | |||
And poured his soy milk in it. | |||
==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.== | |||
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out. | |||
==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.== | |||
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth. | |||
==Men raped a soypedo.== | |||
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose. | |||
==Soycucks went to a meeting== | |||
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them. | |||
==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.== | |||
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer. | |||
==Men are raping a soycunt.== | |||
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him. | |||
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This page documents notable events in the '''history''' of [[soyzellig.party]], before as well as after its creation. | |||
== 2018 == | == 2018 == | ||
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* The Ongezellig Reanimated Collab thread is created. | * The Ongezellig Reanimated Collab thread is created. | ||
'''January | '''January 31''' | ||
* Zoot announces the addition of a new theme, Haggy, which was done by an unknown Zaryan and features Vera as its main focus. | * Zoot announces the addition of a new theme, Haggy, which was done by an unknown Zaryan and features Vera as its main focus. | ||
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* [[/nsfw/]] is added and an admin announces the addition on /zellig/ while pretending to be [[Froot]]. | * [[/nsfw/]] is added and an admin announces the addition on /zellig/ while pretending to be [[Froot]]. | ||
'''April | '''April 7''' | ||
* Zoot announces the addition of two boards: /co/ and /raid/ | * Zoot announces the addition of two boards: /co/ and /raid/ | ||
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* MegaMymy makes a thread on /zellig/ complaining about being banned from the Shlog for admitting to possessing Soylita porn. This caused a Zaryan to complain in the replies about Zuz choosing not to ban MegaMymy yet infringing on on other users’ anonymity by using the Zaryan’s post history to publicly mock him, Zuz responded with an apology to the user and proceded to ban MegaMymy, but also encouraged him to use the appeal email, since he didn’t technically break any established rules. | * MegaMymy makes a thread on /zellig/ complaining about being banned from the Shlog for admitting to possessing Soylita porn. This caused a Zaryan to complain in the replies about Zuz choosing not to ban MegaMymy yet infringing on on other users’ anonymity by using the Zaryan’s post history to publicly mock him, Zuz responded with an apology to the user and proceded to ban MegaMymy, but also encouraged him to use the appeal email, since he didn’t technically break any established rules. | ||
'''June | '''June 15''' | ||
* Zoot announces the opening of the janitor applications, especially for those available during mutt hours. The applications remain open for the next 3 days. | * Zoot announces the opening of the janitor applications, especially for those available during mutt hours. The applications remain open for the next 3 days. | ||
=== July === | === July === | ||
'''July | '''July 16''' | ||
* An anonymous zaryan posts a link to a KiwiFarms post[https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18822249] containing personal information about[[Studio Massa| Massa]], though most of it is already well known. | * An anonymous zaryan posts a link to a KiwiFarms post [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18822249] containing personal information about[[Studio Massa|Massa]], though most of it is already well known. | ||
* A picture of [[Coco]] is finished on [[PixelPlanet]][https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1179,-261,11] in a record time of 3 days. | * A picture of [[Coco]] is finished on [[PixelPlanet]][https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1179,-261,11] in a record time of 3 days. | ||
==== July 18th ==== | ==== July 18th ==== | ||
* Zuz announces that [[Zoot]] has lost interest and plans on selling the Zarty[https://archive.is/q17g0][https://archive.is/G7fjo]. | * Zuz announces that [[Zoot]] has lost interest and plans on selling the Zarty [https://archive.is/q17g0][https://archive.is/G7fjo]. | ||
==== July 19th ==== | ==== July 19th ==== | ||
* Maya Simulator[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1045600124/] receives an update. | * Maya Simulator [https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1045600124/] receives an update. | ||
==== July 21st ==== | ==== July 21st ==== | ||
* A new Roblox game is released[https://www.roblox.com/games/15301213032/ZELLIG-SOVLS]. | * A new Roblox game is released [https://www.roblox.com/games/15301213032/ZELLIG-SOVLS]. | ||
==== July 23rd ==== | ==== July 23rd ==== | ||
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==== July 27th ==== | ==== July 27th ==== | ||
* Zoot conducts a QnA live on YouTube[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-3NkKbRwaA]. | * Zoot conducts a QnA live on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-3NkKbRwaA]. | ||
==== July 31st ==== | ==== July 31st ==== | ||
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==== August 7th ==== | ==== August 7th ==== | ||
* Nothing ever happened except another snca discord drama | * Nothing ever happened except another snca discord drama | ||
* Level94836 announces that he’ll be releasing a video about Ongezellig’s fanbase on August | * Level94836 announces that he’ll be releasing a video about Ongezellig’s fanbase on August 8 [https://archive.ph/rws0Q]. | ||
==== August 8th ==== | ==== August 8th ==== | ||
* Level94836 releases his video about Ongezellig’s fanbase, it turns out to be very lazily put together and had astonishingly poor research[https://youtu.be/9nWAZApHgRg?]. | * Level94836 releases his video about Ongezellig’s fanbase, it turns out to be very lazily put together and had astonishingly poor research [https://youtu.be/9nWAZApHgRg?]. | ||
==== August 9th ==== | ==== August 9th ==== | ||
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==== October 19th ==== | ==== October 19th ==== | ||
* One of the Zarty's [[ | * One of the Zarty's [[pet nigger]]s, most likely [[PINGAS MAN!|pingas man]] xherself wakes up to brim up site, filling /zellig/ catty with cord-tier memes, creating pointless threads. (SNCA) | ||
* Yosack Jaki returns to the Zarty after [[Soyjak.party|Shartycucks]] [https://soybooru.com/post/view/86456 rejected xim for his obsession with Mymy] together with depraved yurifag [[Lorenzo]] (this never happened, who keeps adding random shit to the history page?) | * Yosack Jaki returns to the Zarty after [[Soyjak.party|Shartycucks]] [https://soybooru.com/post/view/86456 rejected xim for his obsession with Mymy] together with depraved yurifag [[Lorenzo]] (this never happened, who keeps adding random shit to the history page?) | ||
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* A Zaryan provides an update about the Ongezellig visual novel in which he reveals the introductory chapter is mostly completed. | * A Zaryan provides an update about the Ongezellig visual novel in which he reveals the introductory chapter is mostly completed. | ||
'''November | '''November 5''' | ||
* The booru gets officially added to the topbar. | * The booru gets officially added to the topbar. | ||
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* /v/ is changed to include links to multiple games, Zoot creates a pinned thread in /q/ promising to add more static pages if it’s successful. | * /v/ is changed to include links to multiple games, Zoot creates a pinned thread in /q/ promising to add more static pages if it’s successful. | ||
'''November | '''November 8''' | ||
* The Zarty goes down for almost a hour and a half. | * The Zarty goes down for almost a hour and a half. | ||
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=== May === | === May === | ||
'''May | '''May 16''' | ||
* Inspired by the Sharty, Zaryans start spamming under Ongezellig Twitter art threads "@grok add an israeli flag to this image", and even call other 'teens to join in on the effort. This causes immense seethe amongst the zelliggers. | * Inspired by the Sharty, Zaryans start spamming under Ongezellig Twitter art threads "@grok add an israeli flag to this image", and even call other 'teens to join in on the effort. This causes immense seethe amongst the zelliggers. | ||
Revision as of 13:48, 18 October 2025
A soynigger throws green arrows at men,
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.
A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth
And poured his soy milk in it.
Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.
A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.
Men raped a soypedo.
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.
Soycucks went to a meeting
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.
A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.
Men are raping a soycunt.
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.