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==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,==
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.
==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth==
And poured his soy milk in it.
==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.==
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.
==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.==
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.
==Men raped a soypedo.==
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.
==Soycucks went to a meeting==
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.
==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.==
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.
==Men are raping a soycunt.==
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.
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[[File:Hasan-tiktok-watermelon.jpg|thumb|A picture of a popular streamer crushing a watermelon. This is probably what Merel did]]
[[File:Hasan-tiktok-watermelon.jpg|thumb|A picture of a popular streamer crushing a watermelon. This is probably what Merel did]]
The Cocomelon incident is an alleged incident where the voice actor of [[Coco]], Merel, crushed a watermelon with her thighs during a IRL event streamed by [[Studio Massa|Massa]] known as "Massameet". Apparently, someone brought a watermelon for coco's VA to crush with her thighs, because she is quite tall. It's worth noting it was awkward for everyone. She did it apparently for a joke. There were (allegedly) underage viewers and Coco's VA was allegedly underage when she did that. Frenzied confirmed it did happen.
The '''Cocomelon''' incident is an alleged incident where the voice actor of [[Coco]], Merel, crushed a watermelon with her thighs during a IRL event streamed by [[Studio Massa|Massa]] known as "Massameet". Apparently, someone brought a watermelon for coco's VA to crush with her thighs, because she is quite tall. It's worth noting it was awkward for everyone. She did it apparently for a joke. There were (allegedly) underage viewers and Coco's VA was allegedly underage when she did that. Frenzied confirmed it did happen.

Revision as of 13:46, 18 October 2025

A soynigger throws green arrows at men,

thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.

A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth

And poured his soy milk in it.

Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.

Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.

A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.

Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.

Men raped a soypedo.

After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.

Soycucks went to a meeting

with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.

A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.

«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.

Men are raping a soycunt.

«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.