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==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,== | |||
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass. | |||
==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth== | |||
And poured his soy milk in it. | |||
==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.== | |||
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out. | |||
==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.== | |||
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth. | |||
==Men raped a soypedo.== | |||
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose. | |||
==Soycucks went to a meeting== | |||
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them. | |||
==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.== | |||
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer. | |||
==Men are raping a soycunt.== | |||
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him. | |||
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''do (You) have a 'chived and peer-reviewed source for this thread?'' | ''do (You) have a 'chived and peer-reviewed source for this thread?'' | ||
Agugu was first posted in a /zellig/ thread discussing what Ongezellig would look like if it was made in Ohio instead of [[Netherlands|Dutcherlands]] on May | Agugu was first posted in a /zellig/ thread discussing what Ongezellig would look like if it was made in Ohio instead of [[Netherlands|Dutcherlands]] on May 15, 2024. The image originally just depicted Mymy with enlarged eyes, with a pacifier being subsequently added at a Zaryan’s request. The name “Agugu” originates from a thread created in /zellig/ the following day, which was an image of the edit with just the text “Agugu”. | ||
Agugu was effectively used by an anonymous Zaryan in a /soy/ thread on the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] to generate '''over 600 posts of subsequent soyduel''', spanning 4 pages, versus an obsessed ‘zellig-hating ‘teen.[https://archive.ph/TSnO9] Due to this incident, soyientists expressed concern that Agugu may have similar destructive capabilities to spadeson and other similar forms of brimstone. Sharty representatives successfully formed legislation against the use of Agugu in early August | Agugu was effectively used by an anonymous Zaryan in a /soy/ thread on the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] to generate '''over 600 posts of subsequent soyduel''', spanning 4 pages, versus an obsessed ‘zellig-hating ‘teen.[https://archive.ph/TSnO9] Due to this incident, soyientists expressed concern that Agugu may have similar destructive capabilities to spadeson and other similar forms of brimstone. Sharty representatives successfully formed legislation against the use of Agugu in early August 2024. A Zarty user was the first to discover this and notify fellow Zaryans. Any Zaryans caught spamming it by jannies will be BANNED from /soy/. | ||
On October | On October 7, 2024 a splinter of a splinter of a website based on a subculture of another website which was a copy of a different website called [[aguguland.online]] was born. The image-board was dedicated to the posting of Agugus, from this website much of the notable agugu oc was created. [[Aguguland.online|Aguguland]] is also referred to as [[Aguguland.online|Agarthy.]] On december 15th, 2024 the website sacrificed itself to save any Zaryans from acking, as it was prophesied that a Zaryan would commit suicide on that day. So to save this young Zaryan soul, aguguland shutdown fulfilling the prophecy dying instead of the Zaryan, saving him. | ||
[[File:agugu_ban.png|thumb|center|HET IS VOORBIJ FOR Agugu]] | [[File:agugu_ban.png|thumb|center|HET IS VOORBIJ FOR Agugu]] | ||
Revision as of 13:38, 18 October 2025
A soynigger throws green arrows at men,
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.
A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth
And poured his soy milk in it.
Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.
A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.
Men raped a soypedo.
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.
Soycucks went to a meeting
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.
A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.
Men are raping a soycunt.
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.