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==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,==
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.
==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth==
And poured his soy milk in it.
==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.==
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.
==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.==
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.
==Men raped a soypedo.==
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.
==Soycucks went to a meeting==
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.
==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.==
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.
==Men are raping a soycunt.==
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.
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{{Dutchmutt|ongezellig lore of zoiets}}  
{{Dutchmutt|ongezellig lore of zoiets}}  
This article serves as a chronological timeline for the events of the famous Dutch tranime [[Ongezellig]].
This article serves as a chronological timeline for the events of the famous Dutch tranime [[Ongezellig]].
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=== December ===
=== December ===


*December 16th - [[Coco]] is born in the South African city of Bloemfontein.
*December 16 - [[Coco]] is born in the South African city of Bloemfontein.


== 2003 ==
== 2003 ==
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=== March ===
=== March ===


*March 3rd - [[Mymy]] is born in the Japanese city of Nagasaki.
*March 3 - [[Mymy]] is born in the Japanese city of Nagasaki.


=== September ===
=== September ===


*September 21st - [[Maya]] is born in the Dutch municipality of Baarle-Nassau[https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1671/58/1671584837084.png].
*September 21 - [[Maya]] is born in the Dutch municipality of Baarle-Nassau [https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1671/58/1671584837084.png].


== 2011 ==
== 2011 ==
The girls participate in an introductory school assignment sometime between September and December[https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ/folder/qyJFhDoC].
The girls participate in an introductory school assignment sometime between September and December [https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ/folder/qyJFhDoC].


== 2018 ==
== 2018 ==


=== December ===
=== December ===
*December 16th - Coco celebrates her 16th birthday with a chocolate cake, as depicted in [[Studio Massa]]’s illustration “Coco Jarig[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mtOFZJ9Mb4i6LH6i-TMl7D2XN8pquPRi].”
*December 16 - Coco celebrates her 16th birthday with a chocolate cake, as depicted in [[Studio Massa]]’s illustration “Coco Jarig [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mtOFZJ9Mb4i6LH6i-TMl7D2XN8pquPRi].”


== 2019 ==
== 2019 ==
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=== September ===
=== September ===


* September 21st: - Maya celebrates her 16th birthday at home, as she becomes sick, likely to avoid the embarrassement at school.
* September 21: - Maya celebrates her 16th birthday at home, as she becomes sick, likely to avoid the embarrassement at school.


=== October ===
=== October ===


*October 13th - The events of Deel 1 take place.
*October 13 - The events of Deel 1 take place.
*October 14th - The events of Deels 2 - 6 take place.
*October 14 - The events of Deels 2 - 6 take place.

Revision as of 13:36, 18 October 2025

A soynigger throws green arrows at men,

thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.

A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth

And poured his soy milk in it.

Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.

Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.

A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.

Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.

Men raped a soypedo.

After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.

Soycucks went to a meeting

with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.

A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.

«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.

Men are raping a soycunt.

«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.