Soyzellig.party: Difference between revisions
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Soytanator (talk | contribs) No edit summary |
fixing typos |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,== | |||
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass. | |||
==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth== | |||
And poured his soy milk in it. | |||
==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.== | |||
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out. | |||
==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.== | |||
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth. | |||
==Men raped a soypedo.== | |||
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose. | |||
==Soycucks went to a meeting== | |||
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them. | |||
==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.== | |||
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer. | |||
==Men are raping a soycunt.== | |||
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him. | |||
<!-- | |||
[[File:Zellig_Gem.webp|frameless|50x50px]]This page is [[Gem|Zem]] | [[File:Zellig_Gem.webp|frameless|50x50px]]This page is [[Gem|Zem]] | ||
| Line 12: | Line 37: | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Soyzellig.party''' (also known as the [[Zarty|'''<nowiki/>'Zarty''']] in soy speak) is an imageboard created the 27th of September | '''Soyzellig.party''' (also known as the [[Zarty|'''<nowiki/>'Zarty''']] in soy speak) is an imageboard created the 27th of September 2023 for soyteens that enjoy Dutch tranime [[Ongezellig]]. Users of the site are called "[[Zaryans]]", they are best known for hating [[Frogs|frogniggers]] and they have their own variation of the IAS/NAS soycept (soy concept), being IAZ; Is A 'Zellig and NAZ; Not A 'Zellig. | ||
The site is currently owned by [[Zoot]], who also programmed and released it to the public on the 27th but currently this site is run by [[Discord|jannycord]]. | The site is currently owned by [[Zoot]], who also programmed and released it to the public on the 27th but currently this site is run by [[Discord|jannycord]]. | ||
All pornographic and gore content is banned (unless properly censored), meaning that it is a Safe For Work site. Frogs are also banned tho due to raiding in the past. | All pornographic and gore content is banned (unless properly censored), meaning that it is a Safe For Work site. Frogs are also banned tho due to raiding in the past. | ||
| Line 39: | Line 64: | ||
When soyjak.party was restored, [[Froot]], the new owner, established the 50 board plan, where 50 boards of all subjects (including zellig) were introduced. After the plan would end, 'jakkers would have to vote for which board will stay and which will be deleted. /zellig/ defeated /dawla/, /health/ and /psy/. The board was then locked, raided and ultimately deleted. | When soyjak.party was restored, [[Froot]], the new owner, established the 50 board plan, where 50 boards of all subjects (including zellig) were introduced. After the plan would end, 'jakkers would have to vote for which board will stay and which will be deleted. /zellig/ defeated /dawla/, /health/ and /psy/. The board was then locked, raided and ultimately deleted. | ||
== The Zarty (September 27 2023-Today) == | == The Zarty (September 27, 2023-Today) == | ||
The deletion of /zellig/, and the subsequent destruction of a potential Zaryan homeland in the Sharty has prompted discussions about a zellig imageboard, independant from the Sharty. On september 22 2023, a thread on /qa/ was held, where the discussion of creating a 'Zellig imageboard occured. In this thread, the domain soyzellig.party was found to be "very cheap" and Zoot decided to buy it and set up an image board with the knowledge he got from ImageBoard setup tutorials on YouTube. Before the site was made public, he used TinyIB-Wippy (a simplified fork of TinnyIB) as the script for the site, since he was too smart to install Vichan (eventho it takes 1 hour MAX). After three days of learning HTML and CSS and realising that TinnyIB-Wippy is too shit to act as a zaryan homeland, Zoot attempted to install Vichan. After 4 more days of somehow screwing the simplest of tasks and reinstalling the script 3 times, he managed to get the site up and running. Before the opening, on the 27th the site was "leaked" on the thread after Zoot posted and deleted it for some reason, where it was found to be a blank website with the rules written on it in orange letters. This page was used as a psyop to deter 'teens from entering the still-in-beta site and spamming it with [[Pedophilia|'p]]. | The deletion of /zellig/, and the subsequent destruction of a potential Zaryan homeland in the Sharty has prompted discussions about a zellig imageboard, independant from the Sharty. On september 22 2023, a thread on /qa/ was held, where the discussion of creating a 'Zellig imageboard occured. In this thread, the domain soyzellig.party was found to be "very cheap" and Zoot decided to buy it and set up an image board with the knowledge he got from ImageBoard setup tutorials on YouTube. Before the site was made public, he used TinyIB-Wippy (a simplified fork of TinnyIB) as the script for the site, since he was too smart to install Vichan (eventho it takes 1 hour MAX). After three days of learning HTML and CSS and realising that TinnyIB-Wippy is too shit to act as a zaryan homeland, Zoot attempted to install Vichan. After 4 more days of somehow screwing the simplest of tasks and reinstalling the script 3 times, he managed to get the site up and running. Before the opening, on the 27th the site was "leaked" on the thread after Zoot posted and deleted it for some reason, where it was found to be a blank website with the rules written on it in orange letters. This page was used as a psyop to deter 'teens from entering the still-in-beta site and spamming it with [[Pedophilia|'p]]. | ||
A post on the Zarty revealed that Zoot has made a contract with Godaddy for hosting the website, and that the aforementioned contract will expire on September | A post on the Zarty revealed that Zoot has made a contract with Godaddy for hosting the website, and that the aforementioned contract will expire on September 26, 2024. On July 18, 2024, a /q/ thread by [[Zuz|NuAdmin]] revealed that Zoot's online activity had steadily decreased since 'zellig's cancellation, culminating into fears that Zoot would leave the site to expire [https://archive.ph/sRUDm]. Many Zaryans quickly developed signs of stage 2-gorillion acute depression, and doomposting became frequent. After a lengthy silence, on July 26, 2024, Zoot announced on /q/ that he would be holding a JewTube Q&A livestream. Zaryans were allowed to post questions for the stream as replies [https://archive.ph/ow1jR]. During the stream, Zoot revealed that his passion for 'zellig and ability to relate to 'teens had mostly died out, and his plans for the future of the site were still uncertain [https://youtu.be/S-3NkKbRwaA]. Restless Zaryan 'teens would finally have a chance to settle when on August 26, Zoot would make another thread on /q/. This time, he stated that the site contract would be renewed, and a heavier focus would be placed on original content gems made by Zaryans [https://archive.ph/R3ziG]. Dead nigger boards such as /co/ and /raid/ were removed. | ||
=== Future === | === Future === | ||
| Line 69: | Line 94: | ||
=== /brabant/ - International Politics === | === /brabant/ - International Politics === | ||
/brabant/ mainly for politics and other real life events, but random content is also tolerated, essentially being the zarty's version of [[4chan|4cuck's]] /pol/. It derives its name from [[Maya]]’s birthplace. It is misspelled as /brabat/ in Da Rules page[https://archive.ph/xrZvH]. | /brabant/ mainly for politics and other real life events, but random content is also tolerated, essentially being the zarty's version of [[4chan|4cuck's]] /pol/. It derives its name from [[Maya]]’s birthplace. It is misspelled as /brabat/ in Da Rules page [https://archive.ph/xrZvH]. | ||
=== /drenthe/ - Drenthe === | === /drenthe/ - Drenthe === | ||
| Line 78: | Line 103: | ||
=== /co/ - Comics & Cartoons (Terminated) === | === /co/ - Comics & Cartoons (Terminated) === | ||
/co/ is for sharing cartoons that may be of interest to other Zaryans. It was made as an alternative to [[4chan]]’s [[/co/|/co/ board]]. It was removed on September | /co/ is for sharing cartoons that may be of interest to other Zaryans. It was made as an alternative to [[4chan]]’s [[/co/|/co/ board]]. It was removed on September 1, alongside /raid/. | ||
=== /raid/ - Raiding and trolling (Terminated) === | === /raid/ - Raiding and trolling (Terminated) === | ||
/raid/ was for orchestrating raids. It was removed on September | /raid/ was for orchestrating raids. It was removed on September 1, alongside /co/. | ||
=== /ssb/ - super secret board (Terminated) === | === /ssb/ - super secret board (Terminated) === | ||
Revision as of 13:32, 18 October 2025
A soynigger throws green arrows at men,
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.
A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth
And poured his soy milk in it.
Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.
A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.
Men raped a soypedo.
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.
Soycucks went to a meeting
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.
A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.
Men are raping a soycunt.
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.