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Countrywars are reoccuring conflicts, originating in the /brabant/
==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,==
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.
 
==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth==
And poured his soy milk in it.
 
==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.==
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.
 
==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.==
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.
 
==Men raped a soypedo.==
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.
 
==Soycucks went to a meeting==
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.
 
==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.==
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.
 
==Men are raping a soycunt.==
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.
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'''Countrywars''' are reoccuring conflicts, originating in the /brabant/


== Russo-belarussian war ==
== Russo-belarussian war ==
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|-
|-
|Pro-russian forces
|Pro-russian forces
<p>[[Discord|Gemven]] russian (probably mikebullet12)
 
<p>2 /brabant/ russians
 
<p>Amerimutt reel migrant
[[Discord|Gemven]] russian (probably mikebullet12)
<p>Shitalian
 
<p>VPN proxies
 
2 /brabant/ russians
 
 
Amerimutt reel migrant
 
 
Shitalian
 
 
VPN proxies
|Anti-russian forces
|Anti-russian forces
<p>Ruthenski/Belarussian
 
<p>2 Shitalian
 
<p>2 Polacks
Ruthenski/Belarussian
<p>VPN proxies
 
 
2 Shitalian
 
 
2 Polacks
 
 
VPN proxies
|3rd-party factions
|3rd-party factions
<p>Sharty countryfighters
 
<p>Azerbaijan baiter
 
Sharty countryfighters
 
 
Azerbaijan baiter
|-
|-
| colspan="3" |'''Result'''
| colspan="3" |'''Result'''
<p>Stalemate, conflict still continues
 
<p>Endless hours wasted
 
<p>Multiple threads derailed
Stalemate, conflict still continues
<p>All sides made a lot of butthurt themselves since the board opened
 
 
Endless hours wasted
 
 
Multiple threads derailed
 
 
All sides made a lot of butthurt themselves since the board opened
|-
|-
|}
|}
Russo-belarussian was is conflict as old as the /brabant/ itself, with its early traces going as far as February 2024. It is one of the longest reoccuring /brabant/ countrywars, which resulted in massive seethe, endless wasted hours and with drama sometimes spilling to other boards, multiple threads derailed.
Russo-belarussian was is conflict as old as the /brabant/ itself, with its early traces going as far as February 2024. It is one of the longest reoccuring /brabant/ countrywars, which resulted in massive seethe, endless wasted hours and with drama sometimes spilling to other boards, multiple threads derailed.

Revision as of 13:32, 18 October 2025

A soynigger throws green arrows at men,

thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.

A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth

And poured his soy milk in it.

Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.

Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.

A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.

Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.

Men raped a soypedo.

After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.

Soycucks went to a meeting

with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.

A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.

«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.

Men are raping a soycunt.

«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.