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==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,== | |||
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass. | |||
==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth== | |||
And poured his soy milk in it. | |||
==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.== | |||
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out. | |||
==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.== | |||
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth. | |||
==Men raped a soypedo.== | |||
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose. | |||
==Soycucks went to a meeting== | |||
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them. | |||
==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.== | |||
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer. | |||
==Men are raping a soycunt.== | |||
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him. | |||
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'''ESL of the Year Award''' is an annual award given for the most creative misuse of the English language resulting from being an [[Nigger|ESL shitskin]]. Due to the short history of [[Soyzellig.party|the zarty]], the award has been presented only once in 2024. | '''ESL of the Year Award''' is an annual award given for the most creative misuse of the English language resulting from being an [[Nigger|ESL shitskin]]. Due to the short history of [[Soyzellig.party|the zarty]], the award has been presented only once in 2024. | ||
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===2024=== | ===2024=== | ||
In 2024, the award was given to [[Jeet]] for his sentence "'''oh I forgetted did that'''", described as "the biggest fail in the zarty's history". <s>Since the original post is missing, the exact date he received this award is not known. Most probably it happened in early December or late November.</s>It was found. The post was made on | In 2024, the award was given to [[Jeet]] for his sentence "'''oh I forgetted did that'''", described as "the biggest fail in the zarty's history". <s>Since the original post is missing, the exact date he received this award is not known. Most probably it happened in early December or late November.</s>It was found. The post was made on 11 December. It was collectively and unanimously given the award by the Zarty. | ||
Revision as of 13:30, 18 October 2025
A soynigger throws green arrows at men,
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.
A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth
And poured his soy milk in it.
Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.
A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.
Men raped a soypedo.
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.
Soycucks went to a meeting
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.
A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.
Men are raping a soycunt.
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.