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==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,== | |||
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass. | |||
==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth== | |||
And poured his soy milk in it. | |||
==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.== | |||
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out. | |||
==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.== | |||
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth. | |||
==Men raped a soypedo.== | |||
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose. | |||
==Soycucks went to a meeting== | |||
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them. | |||
==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.== | |||
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer. | |||
==Men are raping a soycunt.== | |||
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him. | |||
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<span style="text-shadow:0px 0px 40px #00fe20, 0px 0px 2px #00fe20">Do NOT post anything and visit zooru without a VPN, or else your IP will be exposed from a foodist admin.</span> | <span style="text-shadow:0px 0px 40px #00fe20, 0px 0px 2px #00fe20">Do NOT post anything and visit zooru without a VPN, or else your IP will be exposed from a foodist admin.</span> | ||
[[File:Zute.png|thumb|Zelligbooru.glowie.zip's glorious owner and head admin.]] | [[File:Zute.png|thumb|Zelligbooru.glowie.zip's glorious owner and head admin.]] | ||
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== History == | == History == | ||
=== 2024 | === 2024 === | ||
[[File:Jigsaw2.png|thumb|Game over.]] | [[File:Jigsaw2.png|thumb|Game over.]] | ||
[[File:Zute 'p monolouge.png|thumb|attachment]] | [[File:Zute 'p monolouge.png|thumb|attachment]] | ||
[[File:ZUTE HATE MONOLOGUE (EXTENDED).png|thumb|Zute's hate monologue]] | [[File:ZUTE HATE MONOLOGUE (EXTENDED).png|thumb|Zute's hate monologue]] | ||
On September | On September 28, an anonymous Zaryan created a thread requesting the creation of a new booru due to [[XOOT|the old one having stopped functioning and its owner disappearing.]] | ||
The thread died down, but was continously bumped, clearly implying popular demand for a new booru. | The thread died down, but was continously bumped, clearly implying popular demand for a new booru. | ||
On October | On October 21 another anonymous Zaryan posted an archive of the old site because the current link to the old site wasn't functioning, in the post he stated that he would host a booru as long as people used it to which 3 Zaryans promised. | ||
Just a day later, on October | Just a day later, on October 22, a new booru was created, Zelligbooru, along with a new thread for the booru.<sup>[https://archive.ph/jOP7Z <nowiki>[1]</nowiki>]</sup> | ||
On December | On December 6, Zaryans began work on new counter images, to replace the default tranime ones, and successfully completed the project on the 14th. | ||
=== 2025 | === 2025 === | ||
Between March | Between March 20 and April 17 the zooru was down because of Zute's incompetency at running a website. | ||
During this time there was a threat made by Jigsaw that if the zooru was not reopened in 7 days, then he would make "obese maya belly grab fat fetish art" and if it was reopened, he would join the nevergoon minions, leaving the fate of the thread resting on Zute's frail shoulders. | During this time there was a threat made by Jigsaw that if the zooru was not reopened in 7 days, then he would make "obese maya belly grab fat fetish art" and if it was reopened, he would join the nevergoon minions, leaving the fate of the thread resting on Zute's frail shoulders. | ||
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After the 7 days was up, Jigsaw made a post informing Zute that he had failed, and that the game was over. Then he made the antimatter vantablack niggerstone art of Maya, and it was all Zute's fault. | After the 7 days was up, Jigsaw made a post informing Zute that he had failed, and that the game was over. Then he made the antimatter vantablack niggerstone art of Maya, and it was all Zute's fault. | ||
On May | On May 20, Zoot removed the zooru from the zarty's topbar, because of growing tensions between the two. | ||
== Shutdown == | == Shutdown == | ||
On May | On May 17, 2025, Zute was called out for leaving goonerbait up, and defending the post, see attachment: | ||
After this there was a pretty big argument itt, between Zute and a few Zaryans who demanded a cleaner booru. | After this there was a pretty big argument itt, between Zute and a few Zaryans who demanded a cleaner booru. | ||
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After everything, on June | After everything, on June 6, Zoot sponsored the creation of a new booru, Ongezelligbooru. Hopefully under a less obsessed faggot. | ||
[[Category:Websites]] | [[Category:Websites]] | ||
Revision as of 13:30, 18 October 2025
A soynigger throws green arrows at men,
thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.
A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth
And poured his soy milk in it.
Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.
Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.
A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.
Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.
Men raped a soypedo.
After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.
Soycucks went to a meeting
with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.
A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.
«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.
Men are raping a soycunt.
«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.