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	history today was about anne frank, didn't like it at all but it did gave me the idea to start a diary. writing down "alone and bored" every day gets boring quickly, so perhaps a weekly or monthly diary is better.		history today was about [[Ilse\|anne frank]], didn't like it at all but it did gave me the idea to start a diary. writing down "alone and bored" every day gets boring quickly, so perhaps a weekly or monthly diary is better.



	today the class came up with the brilliant idea to quickly draw lots '''(TN: for the Sinterklaas ~~suprise~~)''' together. must come up with a way out asap. pippi langklomp '''(TN: play on words of ~~pippi longstocking~~, ~~refers~~ to ~~mymy~~)''' immediately refused because of her "faith"... can you be jealous of someone's stupidity?		today the class came up with the brilliant idea to quickly draw lots '''(TN: for the Sinterklaas surprise)''' together. must come up with a way out asap. pippi langklomp '''(TN: play on words of Pippi long stocking, referring to [[Mymy]])''' immediately refused because of her "faith"... can you be jealous of someone's stupidity?


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	"oh ~~and~~ she ~~was fucking~~ the boy she was hiding with"		"oh, she banged the boy she was hiding with"


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	friday december 7th		friday december 7th

	wednesday was pakjesavond '''(TN: Sinterklaas ~~dec~~ 5)'''. only pippi longklomp and i did not participate in the class surprises '''(TN: during Sinterklaas it's tradition for classmates to open and exchange "klassensurprises" between each other)'''. pippi STILL believes in sinterklaas and calls making surprises a sacrilege. when i explain that sinterklaas is a ruse she calls me a heretic and conspiracy theorist and that they said the same thing about the moon landing.		wednesday was pakjesavond '''(TN: Sinterklaas Dec 5)'''. only pippi longklomp and i did not participate in the class surprises '''(TN: during Sinterklaas, it's a tradition for classmates to open and exchange "klassensurprises" between each other)'''. pippi STILL believes in sinterklaas and calls making surprises a sacrilege. when i explain that sinterklaas is a ruse she calls me a heretic and conspiracy theorist and that they said the same thing about the moon landing.

	coco asked why i didn't participate in the surprises. i said that i wasn't invited but apparently there were no invitations at all and everyone had signed up on their own... she suggested sharing her gift with me, but then we would both have 1 drumstick, so i said no.		coco asked why i didn't participate in the surprises. i said that i wasn't invited but apparently there were no invitations at all and everyone had signed up on their own... she suggested sharing her gift with me, but then we would both have 1 drumstick, so i said no.

	in the evening we had to stage pakjesavond '''(TN: pakjesavond, the evening where Sinterklaas brings gifts to young children)''' to allow pippi to indulge in her delusions. mom had asked in advance what kind of gifts i wanted, but all the things i really want are too embarrassing to let her buy them. so i asked for more kruidnoten '''(TN: the bag of ~~food~~ she has on her desk)''' so i can ration for the winter. according to my bmi i'm still underweight so it can't be that unhealthy. pippi now thinks that i have only been given kruidnoten because of my heresy and says that the Cabinet of Schoppenboer will launch a new crusade to protect the true faith.		in the evening we had to stage pakjesavond '''(TN: pakjesavond, the evening where Sinterklaas brings gifts to young children)''' to allow pippi to indulge in her delusions. mom had asked in advance what kind of gifts i wanted, but all the things i really want are too embarrassing to let her buy them. so i asked for more kruidnoten '''(TN: the bag of gingerbread snacks she has on her desk)''' so i can ration for the winter. according to my bmi i'm still underweight so it can't be that unhealthy. pippi now thinks that i have only been given kruidnoten because of my heresy and says that the Cabinet of Schoppenboer will launch a new crusade to protect the true faith.

	glad it's over, but i still don't know anything about the 16th...		glad it's over, but i still don't know anything about the 16th...
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	wwwwwwhhhyyyy		wwwwwwhhhyyyy

	DO I ALWAYS HOPE FOR MORE THAN 1 ROSE GVD '''(TN: ~~goddammit~~)'''		DO I ALWAYS HOPE FOR MORE THAN 1 ROSE GVD '''(TN: goddamnit)'''

	to avoid the inevitable disappointment i try to remind myself WHY i will never get more than 1 rose		to avoid the inevitable disappointment i try to remind myself WHY i will never get more than 1 rose
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	and no, i am NOT anorexic because that's for THOTS who get insecure when they see the billboards. what i do is called FASTING, because that's what people from brabant are supposed to do after carnival to atone for their sins (i just needed a head start). and normally carnival makes me feel like vomiting, but that's not possible if you don't have anything to vomit ;d		and no, i am NOT anorexic because that's for THOTS who get insecure when they see the billboards. what i do is called FASTING, because that's what people from brabant are supposed to do after carnival to atone for their sins (i just needed a head start). and normally carnival makes me feel like vomiting, but that's not possible if you don't have anything to vomit ;d

			== Analysis ==
			[[Maya]] is a chronically avoidant and socially anxious [[SLF]] who hates herself and how she looks and thinks of ways to avoid doing things with others, sometimes with self-harming methods. She constantly catastrophizes about socializing or doing things with or around people and views herself as a burden by existing. She is constantly thinking in black-and-white terms. She engages in self-erasing activities such as purging and skipping mealtime, probably due to viewing herself as burdensome and also to use as an excuse to not do anything in the case of purging. Maya views [[Coco]] and [[Mymy]] as her replacements since they are better than her at almost everything and resents them and their [[Soei\|mom]] for it. Maya copes with cruel self-deprecating humor. Maya has no suicidal intentions at this point.
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	~~==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,==~~
	~~thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.~~

	~~==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth==~~
	~~And poured his soy milk in it.~~

	~~==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.==~~
	~~Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.~~

	~~==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.==~~
	~~Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.~~

	~~==Men raped a soypedo.==~~
	~~After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.~~

	~~==Soycucks went to a meeting==~~
	~~with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.~~

	~~==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.==~~
	«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.

	~~==Men are raping a soycunt.==~~
	~~«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.~~
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	'''Mayamail''' was a series of emails sent to the people that replied to [[Maya]]'s email adress in the "[[Comics\|Maya's Sweet 16]]" comic. Those email were essentially diary entries that Maya wrote on a weekly/monthly basis.		'''Mayamail''' was a series of emails sent to the people that replied to [[Maya]]'s email adress in the "[[Comics\|Maya's Sweet 16]]" comic. Those email were essentially diary entries that Maya wrote on a weekly/monthly basis.

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			==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,==
			thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.

			==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth==
			And poured his soy milk in it.

			==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.==
			Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.

			==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.==
			Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.

			==Men raped a soypedo.==
			After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.

			==Soycucks went to a meeting==
			with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.

			==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.==
			«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.

			==Men are raping a soycunt.==
			«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.
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	'''Mayamail''' was a series of emails sent to the people that replied to [[Maya]]'s email adress in the "[[Comics\|Maya's Sweet 16]]" comic. Those email were essentially diary entries that Maya wrote on a weekly/monthly basis.		'''Mayamail''' was a series of emails sent to the people that replied to [[Maya]]'s email adress in the "[[Comics\|Maya's Sweet 16]]" comic. Those email were essentially diary entries that Maya wrote on a weekly/monthly basis.

Smoth: Translation complete, now fully accurate.

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Translation complete, now fully accurate.

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	== ~~An attempt at a translation~~ ==		== English Translation ==
	mayamail #1		mayamail #1

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	friday december 21st		friday december 21st

	christmas holidays are the worst holidays. when you finally have some free time, you are forced to celebrate a stupid party with a stupid family and stupid christmas music. new year's is even worse, drunken idiots who start making loud noises because the year changes digits. so instead of forgetting that you ~~have~~ to go to school, you have to spend half of the holiday stressing about even more nonsensical obligations.		christmas holidays are the worst holidays. when you finally have some free time, you are forced to celebrate a stupid party with a stupid family and stupid christmas music. new year's is even worse, drunken idiots who start making loud noises because the year changes digits. so instead of forgetting that you are obligated to go to school, you have to spend half of the holiday stressing about even more nonsensical obligations.

	pippi got in trouble for attacking santa claus at the mall. she called him an imperialist spy and shot him in the head while shouting "saint nicholas is great". it was with a nerf gun so he wasn't hurt of course but the child on his lap was crying very loudly.		pippi got in trouble for attacking santa claus at the mall. she called him an imperialist spy and shot him in the head while shouting "saint nicholas is great". it was with a nerf gun so he wasn't hurt of course but the child on his lap was crying very loudly.
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	"WoW MYmY i HeArD tHaT yOu ~~ScOrEd A~~ 10 fOr ~~ThE nEtHeRlAnDs~~!!!! aNd ThAt YoU hAvE mAdE tHe WiNnInG gOaL fOr ThE kOrFbAlL cUp!!! AnD tHeN yOu StIlL dO sO mUcH vOlUnTeEr WoRk, AlL sCoUtS lOoK uP tO yOu VeRy MuCh! CaN yOu PlAy SoMe AcCoRdIoN fOr Us BeCaUsE yOu ArE ~~aLrEaDy~~ So GoOd aT iT UwU"
			"WoW MYmY i HeArD tHaT yOu hAVe a 10 AvErAGe fOr DUtcH!!!! aNd ThAt YoU hAvE mAdE tHe WiNnInG gOaL fOr ThE kOrFbAlL cUp!!! AnD tHeN yOu StIlL dO sO mUcH vOlUnTeEr WoRk, AlL sCoUtS lOoK uP tO yOu VeRy MuCh! CaN yOu PlAy SoMe AcCoRdIoN fOr Us BeCaUsE yOu ArE So GoOd aT iT aS wElL UwU"


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	hey maya, remember when you thought the christmas ~~holidays~~ would be fun once the the public holidays were over? '''(TN: she's referring to the named holidays such as Christmas, etc.)'''
			hey maya, remember when you thought the christmas break would be fun once the the public holidays were over? '''(TN: she's referring to the named holidays such as Christmas, etc.)'''

	haha silly maya, if you don't come to school, school will come to you.		haha silly maya, if you don't come to school, school will come to you.

	SO because school was closed and they couldn't use the music room, i was repeatedly treated to free rehearsals of coco's moronic band. i've always wanted to play an instrument but never did because the walls are too thin here. pippi would laugh at me and coco would try to help me ~~all~~ the time and i don't know which one is worse.		SO because school was closed and they couldn't use the music room, i was repeatedly treated to free rehearsals of coco's moronic band. i've always wanted to play an instrument but never did because the walls are too thin here. pippi would laugh at me and coco would try to help me the whole time and i don't know which one is worse.

	all four band members are in my class, but except for coco, i never remember their names. they make eurobeat folks because the guitarist really wanted to do something that no one has done before without thinking about whether it happens to sound good or not. i'm sure coco also realizes how bad the music is but she only joins in because they are her friends and she collects friends like they're stamps. is a friend still worth anything if you have so many? if i continue to avoid her, i can brag at christmas this year that i am the only one in the class who managed not to make friends with coco, which i think is much more impressive than ~~hitting~~ stuff with sticks.		all four band members are in my class, but except for coco, i never remember their names. they make eurobeat folks because the guitarist really wanted to do something that no one has done before without thinking about whether it happens to sound good or not. i'm sure coco also realizes how bad the music is but she only joins in because they are her friends and she collects friends like they're stamps. is a friend still worth anything if you have so many? if i continue to avoid her, i can brag at christmas this year that i am the only one in the class who managed not to make friends with coco, which i think is much more impressive than bashing stuff with sticks '''(TN: drumming)'''.

	the second worst moment was when i bumped into the bass player while going to the bathroom. i always listen by the walls before i go to see if the coast is clear, but she almost never says anything so i made a wrong guess. i opened my door and BOOM eye contact. greetings are my achilles' heel so i stood there like an idiot waiting for her to say hi first. she didn't and she just walked back into coco's room. rude bitch. she talks at least as little as i do, but somehow has friends and is in a band? do i look like i'm from chernobyl or something?		the second worst moment was when i bumped into the bass player while going to the bathroom. i always listen by the walls before i go to see if the coast is clear, but she almost never says anything so i made a wrong guess. i opened my door and BOOM eye contact. greetings are my achilles' heel so i stood there staring like an idiot waiting for her to say hi first. she didn't and she just walked back into coco's room. rude bitch. she talks at least as little as i do, but somehow has friends and is in a band? do i look like i'm from chernobyl or something?

	but the worst part was when they stayed over. i was still awake ~~probably~~ because of the eye contact incident so i had no choice. i would describe the night as being forced to listen to a five hour long live podcast by the most uninteresting presenters on the most unimportant topics. jesus christ friendship is overrated.		but the worst part was when they stayed over. i was still awake likely because of the eye contact incident so i had no choice. i would describe the night as being forced to listen to a five hour long live podcast by the most uninteresting presenters on the most unimportant topics. jesus christ friendship is overrated.


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	monday january 28th		monday january 28th

	uhhhh if things continue like this, my weekly ~~book~~ will soon become a ~~yearbook~~		uhhhh if things continue like this, my weekly diary will soon become a yearly one

	i should have known that i couldn't keep it up ~~every week~~. i once tried to learn japanese, within three days i knew all the hiragana and katakana by heart and i was full of motivation. but then kanji came along and i've never had motivation for it ever since. but i have a test in exactly 6 hours and i had to do something to delay studying so here i am again		i should have known that i couldn't keep it up weekly. i once tried to learn japanese, within three days i knew all the hiragana and katakana by heart and i was full of motivation. but then kanji came along and i've never had motivation for anything ever since. but i have a test in exactly 6 hours and i had to do something to delay studying so here i am again

	nothing has happened since the holidays ended. at most when mom said grandpa and grandma are looking for a store assistant and i almost had a heart attack. the fact that i don't have to go outside after school is the only thing that keeps me from cutting or something. and i don't think a cashier girl with the aura of an aborted blobfish is of any use to them		nothing has happened since the holidays ended. at most when mom said grandpa and grandma are looking for a store assistant and i almost had a heart attack. the fact that i don't have to go outside after school is the only thing that keeps me from cutting or something. and i don't think a cashier girl with the aura of an aborted blobfish is of any use to them
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	FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY		FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY

	so every february our school holds a rose campaign ~~'''(TN: they probably mean "school shop")'''~~ where students can buy roses for each other that are then distributed on valentine		so every february our school holds a rose campaign where students can buy roses for each other that are then distributed on valentine

	"hahahahha maya is jealous because she doesn't get roses"		"hahahahha maya is jealous because she doesn't get roses"
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	DO I ALWAYS HOPE FOR MORE THAN 1 ROSE GVD		DO I ALWAYS HOPE FOR MORE THAN 1 ROSE GVD '''(TN: goddammit)'''

	to avoid the inevitable disappointment i try to remind myself WHY i will never get more than 1 rose		to avoid the inevitable disappointment i try to remind myself WHY i will never get more than 1 rose
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	beloved ~~week~~
			beloved diary


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	then i felt even more guilty and decided that if she doesn't want to punish me, i'll do it myself. so i left her food alone that night and went to sleep quite hungry.		then i felt even more guilty and decided that if she doesn't want to punish me, i'll do it myself. so i left her food alone that night and went to sleep quite hungry.

	the next day was another school day among people who now hate me even more than before, so i skipped breakfast too and didn't bring lunch. all day i had too much stomachache to realize that i was maya, so that was already a better day than usual. i only ate again at dinner, but actually only because we sit at the table together and it would be too noticeable, but i felt guilty again when i was full so i also had dinner ~~alone~~ all weekend. and since then i don't want to break my streak so i've been doing this for three weeks. i've already lost weight from 44 to 40 kilos, but i always wear baggy clothing so no one will look.		the next day was another school day among people who now hate me even more than before, so i skipped breakfast too and and didn't bring lunch. all day i had too much stomachache to realize that i was maya, so that was already a better day than usual.

			i only ate again at dinner, but actually only because we sit at the table together and it would be too noticeable, but i felt guilty again when i was full so i also only had dinner all weekend too. and since then i don't want to break my streak so i've been doing this for three weeks. i've already lost weight from 44 to 40 kilos, but i always wear baggy clothing anyways so no one will look.

	and no, i am NOT anorexic because that's for THOTS who get insecure when they see the billboards. what i do is called FASTING, because that's what people from brabant are supposed to do after carnival to atone for their sins (i just needed a head start). and normally carnival makes me feel like vomiting, but that's not possible if you don't have anything to vomit ;d		and no, i am NOT anorexic because that's for THOTS who get insecure when they see the billboards. what i do is called FASTING, because that's what people from brabant are supposed to do after carnival to atone for their sins (i just needed a head start). and normally carnival makes me feel like vomiting, but that's not possible if you don't have anything to vomit ;d

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