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	~~==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,==~~
	~~thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.~~

	~~==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth==~~
	~~And poured his soy milk in it.~~

	~~==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.==~~
	~~Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.~~

	~~==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.==~~
	~~Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.~~

	~~==Men raped a soypedo.==~~
	~~After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.~~

	~~==Soycucks went to a meeting==~~
	~~with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.~~

	~~==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.==~~
	«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.

	~~==Men are raping a soycunt.==~~
	~~«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.~~
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	== Game ==		== Game ==
	<blockquote>'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?</blockquote>'ZELLIG SOVLS is a ROBLOX game that released on July ~~21,~~ 2024, created by (namefag no one cares about). It is a boss fighting/simulator game where you mow grass, kill enemies, upgrade your character and get new weapons. Collecting Sovls from enemies allows you to upgrade your stats and become an unstoppable nigger-killing machine, and you can buy weapons with the grass you collect (because.... it's the currency because it just is, okay?) The goal of the game is to level up enough to reach Hyperborea, and to enact Total Nigger Death and total /co/ death. The game is very hard, requiring the use of the sliding mechanic to dodge attacks and knowledge of ROBLOX controls.		<blockquote>'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?</blockquote>'ZELLIG SOVLS is a ROBLOX game that released on July 21st 2024, created by (namefag no one cares about). It is a boss fighting/simulator game where you mow grass, kill enemies, upgrade your character and get new weapons. Collecting Sovls from enemies allows you to upgrade your stats and become an unstoppable nigger-killing machine, and you can buy weapons with the grass you collect (because.... it's the currency because it just is, okay?) The goal of the game is to level up enough to reach Hyperborea, and to enact Total Nigger Death and total /co/ death. The game is very hard, requiring the use of the sliding mechanic to dodge attacks and knowledge of ROBLOX controls.

	== Enemies ==		== Enemies ==
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	The next boss spawn will now be different.		The next boss spawn will now be different.

	=== (MARIO IT'S NOT WORKING ANYMORE FIX IT YOU LAZY NIGGER SHITALALALALALALALALALALALALALA etc etc.) ===		=== '''(MARIO IT'S NOT WORKING ANYMORE FIX IT YOU LAZY NIGGER SHITALALALALALALALALALALALALALA etc etc.)''' ===

	==== Attacks (and behavior) ====		==== Attacks (and behavior) ====
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	== Weapons ==		== Weapons ==

	=== 1. /Mowers/ ===		=== '''1. /Mowers/''' ===

	* '''Coal Mower'''		* '''Coal Mower'''
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	-> It could be reskinned with a flamethrower and no one would notice		-> It could be reskinned with a flamethrower and no one would notice

	=== 2. /Sharp/ ===		=== '''2. /Sharp/''' ===

	* '''Scythe'''		* '''Scythe'''
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	-> If any kike would like to translate the description for us goyims, that would be great.		-> If any kike would like to translate the description for us goyims, that would be great.

	=== 3. /Blunt Weapons/ ===		=== '''3. /Blunt Weapons/''' ===

	* '''Busted Monitor'''		* '''Busted Monitor'''
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	-> Not feasible to use against ‘'''cuck''' doe. Because of the range of xer attacks.		-> Not feasible to use against ‘'''cuck''' doe. Because of the range of xer attacks.

	=== 4. /Magic/ ===		=== '''4. /Magic/''' ===
	* '''Dutch East India Banner'''		* '''Dutch East India Banner'''

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	-> '''Fuck you FAGGOT. I am NOT grinding for this weapon. I have a life. Another ‘aryan would have to type the details of this weapon.'''		-> '''Fuck you FAGGOT. I am NOT grinding for this weapon. I have a life. Another ‘aryan would have to type the details of this weapon.'''

	=== 5. /Guns/ ===		=== '''5. /Guns/''' ===
	* '''Loner’s Shotbow'''		* '''Loner’s Shotbow'''

Gamil: fixing typos

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fixing typos

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			==A soynigger throws green arrows at men,==
			thinking it will somehow offend them. The man grabs the arrow and shoves it up the soicuck's ass.

			==A man shoved his dick into a soyfaggot's mouth==
			And poured his soy milk in it.

			==Men feed a soycuck with their soy milk.==
			Then they took their cocks out of his mouth and raped his ass until the soytroon's guts fell out.

			==A soycuck opened the laughing stock of the internet.==
			Before he could even open his favorite board /soy/, a huge cock smashed the monitor and flew into the soypedo's mouth.

			==Men raped a soypedo.==
			After a while, the soytroon lay on a leopard-print mat in the RAPED pose.

			==Soycucks went to a meeting==
			with pedophile triangles «boylover» on their T-shirts. Naked men smelled the scent of fresh pussies and ran to rape them.

			==A man is riding a soy cunt on his cock.==
			«I'm 17 years old, 301 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes, and 55 seconds old!!!1!1. This means you're a PEDOPHILE!!!!11!1,» — projects soypedo, while having all the parts of «Daisy's Destruction» on his computer.

			==Men are raping a soycunt.==
			«We hacked 4cuck!!!1!1!1,» — squeaks the soypedo with a cock in his throat. Men took out their cocks and went to rape ishak, and they threw soicunt out into the cold and forgot about him.
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	== Game ==		== Game ==
	<blockquote>'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?</blockquote>'ZELLIG SOVLS is a ROBLOX game that released on July ~~21st~~ 2024, created by (namefag no one cares about). It is a boss fighting/simulator game where you mow grass, kill enemies, upgrade your character and get new weapons. Collecting Sovls from enemies allows you to upgrade your stats and become an unstoppable nigger-killing machine, and you can buy weapons with the grass you collect (because.... it's the currency because it just is, okay?) The goal of the game is to level up enough to reach Hyperborea, and to enact Total Nigger Death and total /co/ death. The game is very hard, requiring the use of the sliding mechanic to dodge attacks and knowledge of ROBLOX controls.		<blockquote>'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?</blockquote>'ZELLIG SOVLS is a ROBLOX game that released on July 21, 2024, created by (namefag no one cares about). It is a boss fighting/simulator game where you mow grass, kill enemies, upgrade your character and get new weapons. Collecting Sovls from enemies allows you to upgrade your stats and become an unstoppable nigger-killing machine, and you can buy weapons with the grass you collect (because.... it's the currency because it just is, okay?) The goal of the game is to level up enough to reach Hyperborea, and to enact Total Nigger Death and total /co/ death. The game is very hard, requiring the use of the sliding mechanic to dodge attacks and knowledge of ROBLOX controls.

	== Enemies ==		== Enemies ==
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	The next boss spawn will now be different.		The next boss spawn will now be different.

	=== ~~'''~~(MARIO IT'S NOT WORKING ANYMORE FIX IT YOU LAZY NIGGER SHITALALALALALALALALALALALALALA etc etc.)~~'''~~ ===		=== (MARIO IT'S NOT WORKING ANYMORE FIX IT YOU LAZY NIGGER SHITALALALALALALALALALALALALALA etc etc.) ===

	==== Attacks (and behavior) ====		==== Attacks (and behavior) ====
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	== Weapons ==		== Weapons ==

	=== ~~'''~~1. /Mowers/~~'''~~ ===		=== 1. /Mowers/ ===

	* '''Coal Mower'''		* '''Coal Mower'''
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	-> It could be reskinned with a flamethrower and no one would notice		-> It could be reskinned with a flamethrower and no one would notice

	=== ~~'''~~2. /Sharp/~~'''~~ ===		=== 2. /Sharp/ ===

	* '''Scythe'''		* '''Scythe'''
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	-> If any kike would like to translate the description for us goyims, that would be great.		-> If any kike would like to translate the description for us goyims, that would be great.

	=== ~~'''~~3. /Blunt Weapons/~~'''~~ ===		=== 3. /Blunt Weapons/ ===

	* '''Busted Monitor'''		* '''Busted Monitor'''
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	-> Not feasible to use against ‘'''cuck''' doe. Because of the range of xer attacks.		-> Not feasible to use against ‘'''cuck''' doe. Because of the range of xer attacks.

	=== ~~'''~~4. /Magic/~~'''~~ ===		=== 4. /Magic/ ===
	* '''Dutch East India Banner'''		* '''Dutch East India Banner'''

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	-> '''Fuck you FAGGOT. I am NOT grinding for this weapon. I have a life. Another ‘aryan would have to type the details of this weapon.'''		-> '''Fuck you FAGGOT. I am NOT grinding for this weapon. I have a life. Another ‘aryan would have to type the details of this weapon.'''

	=== ~~'''~~5. /Guns/~~'''~~ ===		=== 5. /Guns/ ===
	* '''Loner’s Shotbow'''		* '''Loner’s Shotbow'''

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ZelligNigger: Weapons

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 <small>Jokes aside, this is not a boss, it's an experience.</small>
 == Weapons ==
 CQMING SQQN

ZelligNigger: /* Strategy */

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Strategy

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	For the bow phase <small>(which she usually doesn't live long enough for)</small>, jump and strafe around her to dodge the arrows, save your slide for the clones.		For the bow phase <small>(which she usually doesn't live long enough for)</small>, jump and strafe around her to dodge the arrows, save your slide for the clones.

			TL;DR: There is absolutely no way for (you) lose to xer.

	=== -[[Coco]] ===		=== -[[Coco]] ===
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	For the ranged phase, go next to her and slide through the explosion and you'll be safe. Remember that she'll do the explosion after flips and after barrages if you're close to her. The barrage doesn't kill you if you're right next to her.		For the ranged phase, go next to her and slide through the explosion and you'll be safe. Remember that she'll do the explosion after flips and after barrages if you're close to her. The barrage doesn't kill you if you're right next to her.

	For the melee phase, just don't bother lol it's almost undodgeable o algo. ('''Not really'''. Use your slide immediately after Mymy uses ranged phase or backflip. Or if you are a '''REAL ZARYAN CRASHOUT SIGMA''', you could just bash ~~her~~ while xer is doing that. Show that japnigger that [you] are not afraid of xer.)		For the melee phase, just don't bother lol it's almost undodgeable o algo. ('''Not really'''. Use your slide immediately after Mymy uses ranged phase or backflip. Or if you are a '''REAL ZARYAN CRASHOUT SIGMA''', you could just bash xer while xer is doing that. Show that japnigger that [you] are not afraid of xer.)

	For the chudwheel, run around counterclockwise to not get 'borea'd and jump just when the cross marker turns black, you will jump over the square this way. Look up at the beginning so you don't get ACKed		For the chudwheel, run around counterclockwise to not get 'borea'd and jump just when the cross marker turns black, you will jump over the square this way. Look up at the beginning so you don't get ACKed

ZelligNigger: /* Strategy */

2025-02-10T12:16:10Z

Strategy

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	For the ranged phase, go next to her and slide through the explosion and you'll be safe. Remember that she'll do the explosion after flips and after barrages if you're close to her. The barrage doesn't kill you if you're right next to her.		For the ranged phase, go next to her and slide through the explosion and you'll be safe. Remember that she'll do the explosion after flips and after barrages if you're close to her. The barrage doesn't kill you if you're right next to her.

	For the melee phase, just don't bother lol it's almost undodgeable o algo. ('''Not really'''. Use your slide immediately after Mymy uses ranged phase or backflip. Or if you are a '''REAL ZARYAN CRASHOUT SIGMA''', you could just bash her while xer is doing that.)		For the melee phase, just don't bother lol it's almost undodgeable o algo. ('''Not really'''. Use your slide immediately after Mymy uses ranged phase or backflip. Or if you are a '''REAL ZARYAN CRASHOUT SIGMA''', you could just bash her while xer is doing that. Show that japnigger that [you] are not afraid of xer.)

	For the chudwheel, run around counterclockwise to not get 'borea'd and jump just when the cross marker turns black, you will jump over the square this way. Look up at the beginning so you don't get ACKed		For the chudwheel, run around counterclockwise to not get 'borea'd and jump just when the cross marker turns black, you will jump over the square this way. Look up at the beginning so you don't get ACKed

ZelligNigger: /* Strategy */

2025-02-10T12:14:19Z

Strategy

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	TL;DR: Run/start your slide, dodge, stop your slide, bash. If (you) can not skip the spin phase, (you) are a '''NIGGER'''		TL;DR: Run/start your slide, dodge, stop your slide, bash. If (you) can not skip the spin phase, (you) are a '''NIGGER'''

	Extra Tips: ~~- (You) could spin around and bash her while xer is throwing papers.~~		Extra Tips:

	- There is enough time for you to charge your slide while xer is throwing (you). If (you) manage to do this, you will not get one-shotted.		- (You) could spin around and bash her while xer is throwing papers.

			- There is enough time for (you) to charge your slide while xer is throwing (you). If (you) manage to do this, you will not get one-shotted in the air.

	=== -[[Mymy]] ===		=== -[[Mymy]] ===
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	For the ranged phase, go next to her and slide through the explosion and you'll be safe. Remember that she'll do the explosion after flips and after barrages if you're close to her. The barrage doesn't kill you if you're right next to her.		For the ranged phase, go next to her and slide through the explosion and you'll be safe. Remember that she'll do the explosion after flips and after barrages if you're close to her. The barrage doesn't kill you if you're right next to her.

	For the melee phase, just don't bother lol it's almost undodgeable o algo. (Not really. Use your slide immediately after Mymy uses ranged phase or backflip. Or if you are a REAL ZARYAN CRASHOUT SIGMA, you could just bash her while xer is doing that.)		For the melee phase, just don't bother lol it's almost undodgeable o algo. ('''Not really'''. Use your slide immediately after Mymy uses ranged phase or backflip. Or if you are a '''REAL ZARYAN CRASHOUT SIGMA''', you could just bash her while xer is doing that.)

	For the chudwheel, run around counterclockwise to not get 'borea'd and jump just when the cross marker turns black, you will jump over the square this way. Look up at the beginning so you don't get ACKed		For the chudwheel, run around counterclockwise to not get 'borea'd and jump just when the cross marker turns black, you will jump over the square this way. Look up at the beginning so you don't get ACKed

ZelligNigger: important stuff

2025-02-10T12:12:44Z

important stuff

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	Keep running in a circle counterclockwise and slide if she gets close to you, and walk around the red projectiles. Dodge the final pillars and the fight is probably over.		Keep running in a circle counterclockwise and slide if she gets close to you, and walk around the red projectiles. Dodge the final pillars and the fight is probably over.

	TL;DR: Run/start your slide, dodge, stop your slide, bash. If you can not skip the spin phase, you are a '''NIGGER'''		TL;DR: Run/start your slide, dodge, stop your slide, bash. If (you) can not skip the spin phase, (you) are a '''NIGGER'''

			Extra Tips: - (You) could spin around and bash her while xer is throwing papers.

			- There is enough time for you to charge your slide while xer is throwing (you). If (you) manage to do this, you will not get one-shotted.

	=== -[[Mymy]] ===		=== -[[Mymy]] ===

ZelligNigger: /* Strategy */

2025-02-10T12:02:03Z

Strategy

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	For the chudwheel, run around counterclockwise to not get 'borea'd and jump just when the cross marker turns black, you will jump over the square this way. Look up at the beginning so you don't get ACKed		For the chudwheel, run around counterclockwise to not get 'borea'd and jump just when the cross marker turns black, you will jump over the square this way. Look up at the beginning so you don't get ACKed

			TL;DR: Just keep doing it over and over and you will get through it.

	=== -[https://soyjakwiki.net/Rapeson Rapeson] ===		=== -[https://soyjakwiki.net/Rapeson Rapeson] ===