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/frog/

2024-10-14T15:49:20Z

Zaryan1488:

[[File:Gttgedg.png|frameless]] This page is probably going to be vandalized, take the stuff written here with a grain of salt.[[File:-frog-.png|thumb|/frog/ catalog as of 27.04.2024. Notice the Zellig-related images scattered across the 'log.]][[File:20392 - SoyBooru.png|frameless|72x72px]] This page is about the sharty

/frog/ was a sharty board full of [[Frogs|frogniggers]] and [[Troon|trannies]], and it was coal. There were mostly frogs on the board with the occasional gem being posted, mostly by 'teens and us. The board was added under the agreement that if it reached a certain number of posts it would become permanent. It did, in fact, not become permament, since 75% of its pph were anti-frogs posts and Zaryans trying to turn the 'log orange. It was ultimately deleted a few days later, because frogkikes can't organize for shit. A similar board going by the name of /pepe/ was added during the 113 boards plan, getting similar results to its predecessor.

== Copypasta off /frog/ thread ==
This is worser than antimatter, this board is such a dust nigger brimstone im going insane and i want to kill myself, this board is cognitohazard no one shall see these horrors beyond their comprehension, this is even worser than [[Pedophilia|p]], this will doom our generation of teens as we know it, theres no escape its too late already we can only pray to our lord root that he will stop this doomsday. This may end one day however its already gonna kill all of us by these brimstones they post on here, the doomsday clock had hit all time high due to this board, the root cannot stop this probably even tho we will pray he will not answer us as he knows it is already to late for us and will only watch us, its over, this is hell, this will cause even [[4chan|4cuck]] to help us defeat this board and other boards also from how coal this is. but to no avail, the all united forces will be just consumed by this brimstone board, its over, we shall start panicking nothing will save us not even root or [[Zoot|jesus]] the [[Kuz|kvz]], this board shall be called the "Doomsday hole" due to this killing the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] in matter of days, the doomsday of the sharty hit the zero…

/agugu/

2024-10-14T15:42:12Z

Zaryan1488: formatting

On August 23rd, 2024 [[Zuz|nuadmin]] created a hidden board named '''/agugu/'''.This board was dedicated for [[agugu]] posters (aka [[Mymy|Mymy's]] enlarged eyes with pacifier). 24 hours later, the board was removed. The reason is unknown, but probably because of low pph or that agugu is a dead meme and all agugu posters must die in oblivion.

==Trivia==

* This board was probably inspired by the /caca/ board on the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]].

/r9k/

2024-10-14T15:27:10Z

Zaryan1488: Created page with "Robots, we won so hard. '''/r9k/ - <s>The Trans Rights Board</s> The Zaryan Truecel Board''', is a hidden board created on October 13th 2024, centered around the discussion of the depressive lives of those Zaryans who are probably IRL Mayas (the struggle never ends). Other topics, typical of the /r9k/ series of boards, include discussing the Blackpill, laughing at fakecels who think that they've figured it out and hating foids and..."

[[File:Robotwewon.png|thumb|429x429px|Robots, we won so hard.]]
'''/r9k/ - <s>The Trans Rights Board</s> The Zaryan Truecel Board''', is a hidden board created on October 13th 2024, centered around the discussion of the depressive lives of those Zaryans who are probably IRL Mayas (the struggle never ends). Other topics, typical of the /r9k/ series of boards, include discussing the Blackpill, laughing at fakecels who think that they've figured it out and hating foids and the modern society. The board was added [https://soyzellig.party/q/res/2649.html due to popular demand], by supposedly [https://soyzellig.party/r9k/res/36.html a rogue moderator], since Zoot stated that he didn't even know what /r9k/ was (<fakecel) and invited Zaryans to use /qa/ instead. A [https://soyzellig.party/r9k/res/12.html post] was later stickied saying that if the board reached 1000 posts before Halloween, the board would stay and become permanent. If not, the board would be deleted, but Israel will be rangebanned. The fate of the board will be decided in the following 2 weeks.

== Trivia ==

* Every Zaryan who uses /r9k/ also listens to [https://youtu.be/r2dosVRzLSM?si this song] on loop and hates Coco with a burning passion.

* It is a reference to the more famous, 4chan's /r9k/ - Robot 9000 board, where a script that deletes every exact re-post is enabled, and which helped in spreading incel culture on the Internet.

File:Robotwewon.png

2024-10-14T15:20:42Z

Zaryan1488:

TOTAL ROBOTS WIN

2024-10-13T16:07:47Z

Zaryan1488:

Meds

2024-10-13T16:07:39Z

Zaryan1488: testing for mp4 videos

Medication, better known as '''meds''', are a class of therapeutic mind-control parasites designed to supress latent psionic energies and other psychic powers, render problematic populations infertile, make people <s>question their sexual orientation</s> feel comfortable, happy, healthy, render schizoids sane, and, eventually, bring about the fourth industrial revolution by creating a <s>class of mindless consumers</s> well-adjusted and healthy population that can live sustainably and make educated decisions.

In other words, its slang used by soyteens to call out things they deem schizoposting/objectively incorrect.

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Doll

2024-10-13T15:51:11Z

Zaryan1488:

[[File:20392_-_SoyBooru.png|frameless|72x72px]] This page is about the sharty.[[File:DollySad.png|thumb|Posting soyjaks on an imageboard all day and running a pedophilic 'cord ring can be exhausting at times.]]
Doll is another massive pedophilic faggot who escaped the dark basements of the [[4chan|'cucks]] and somehow wound up being the administrator of the Sharty on multiple occasions. He was formerly part of the Kolyma Network and took up the reins after [[Kuz]]'s demise. He also has a family and kids, but cheats on his wife with his boyfriend [[Froot]]. He was part of the [[Discord|Soyumvirate]] too and is generally considered one of the worst admins that 'teens have ever seen, due to his administration leading directly to the Soypocalypse.

== Early life & Administration ==
Originally acting as the Manager of the Sharty during Kuz, he came into power on April 17th 2023, when Kuzzy Wuzzy unfortunately died of AIDS, as the temporary admin of the website. His first decisions were to revert most of the changes that Kuz had enacted upon the website, such as changing the default CSS to Yotsuba B or letting 'p stay up for hours, so that he could comfortably download it. He also started to force his pedophilic AGP daddy larp, by adding the /caca/ board and calling 'teens "little buddies" (these would later become the foundations for the pedophilic allegations of [[Agugu]]). His main offense was repressing the NAS culture of the website, banning <s>everything he didn't like</s> most of it, including 'zellig, from /soy/, and by moving NAS threads either to /qa/ or /nate/. He did state though, that he dislikes Ongezellig in one of his QA threads, so in hindsight, this should come as no surprise.

== Soypocalypse ==
Apparently running a bald men with glasses and beards website can be extremely difficult, especially for someone who "doesn't like to micromanage" and who "wants to avoid drama". He achieved his goals by micromanaging and creating one of the biggest, IF not the biggest drama of the Sharty, the Soypocalypse. It all started off when the ghost of Kuz gave Max the adminship, which Doll later bought during an auction done by the latter. He would quickly become [[Studio Massa|"burn out"]] by it, due to not being able to tolerate the stress of managing a website of that caliber and due to Red, a former Kuz-era mod, going rogue and vandalizing the sharty's 'ki and leaking users' IPs on August 14th, 2023. Doll would later state that the 'arty was up for sale, but due to spam and CSAM attacks, the domain was forced to shut down, along with their booru. The influx of 'teens in search of a home, would also cause the Jarty to temporarily shut down, due to not being able to properly moderate them. Zelligposters would either try to follow the flow of 'teens, dispersing themselves on the various splinters, or by going back to the 'chans, demanding a re-opening of /qa/. The situation would solve itself on August 22th, thanks (unfortunately) to Froot buying the website for 20.000 dollars, and by establishing the Soyumvirate, along with Doll and Trangeleno. Doll would act as an advisor to who would become the next admin of the Sharty, Froot, who would continue his repression of the 'zellig subculture.

== Soyumvirate & FrootCord ==
His days in this "democratic agreement" were short, with Doll resigning not long after (not before banning other aspects of sharty culture or doxxing). He essentially gave up on """"""administrating""""" the website, leaving it up to Froot's decisions, and instead focusing on other personal projects (such as making the Shoally controlled opposition). Sometime during this period, he would join the Frootcord, where he would keep in touch with Froot, Root, Quote and the administration of the website, showing his presence around the Soysphere only on isolated and rare occasions. The most recent sources say that he's currently holding hostage a bunch of 'teens and forcing them to make baby noises and suck on binkies, all the while he's calling them his "little buddies".

'''TLDR: Doll is an incompetent pedophilic faggot'''

== Trivia ==

* There is a theory that Doll is actually running the Youtube channel ''CobsonTalks''. This stems from 'teens and Zaryans speculating on a stream where his supposed actual voice is used, which sounds very similar to Doll's, and showing other behaviours similar to him, such as his hate of Ongezellig. This is also supported by the fact that ''SPVA'' (a channel which is publicly co-owned by Doll) shilled ''CobsonTalks''.

* He is also co-owner of ''Soyjak Party Video Archive''. Interestingly enough, when he got the ownership, the amount of 'zellig related videos dropped to almost 0, or even worse, the channel started to upload anti-zellig videos, something that the original SPVA 'teen would never post.

Doll

2024-10-13T15:46:57Z

Zaryan1488:

[[File:DollySad.png|thumb|Posting soyjaks on an imageboard all day and running a pedophilic 'cord ring can be exhausting at times.]]
Doll is another massive pedophilic faggot who escaped the dark basements of the [[4chan|'cucks]] and somehow wound up being the administrator of the Sharty on multiple occasions. He was formerly part of the Kolyma Network and took up the reins after [[Kuz]]'s demise. He also has a family and kids, but cheats on his wife with his boyfriend [[Froot]]. He was part of the [[Discord|Soyumvirate]] too and is generally considered one of the worst admins that 'teens have ever seen, due to his administration leading directly to the Soypocalypse.

== Early life & Administration ==
Originally acting as the Manager of the Sharty during Kuz, he came into power on April 17th 2023, when Kuzzy Wuzzy unfortunately died of AIDS, as the temporary admin of the website. His first decisions were to revert most of the changes that Kuz had enacted upon the website, such as changing the default CSS to Yotsuba B or letting 'p stay up for hours, so that he could comfortably download it. He also started to force his pedophilic AGP daddy larp, by adding the /caca/ board and calling 'teens "little buddies" (these would later become the foundations for the pedophilic allegations of [[Agugu]]). His main offense was repressing the NAS culture of the website, banning <s>everything he didn't like</s> most of it, including 'zellig, from /soy/, and by moving NAS threads either to /qa/ or /nate/. He did state though, that he dislikes Ongezellig in one of his QA threads, so in hindsight, this should come as no surprise.

== Soypocalypse ==
Apparently running a bald men with glasses and beards website can be extremely difficult, especially for someone who "doesn't like to micromanage" and who "wants to avoid drama". He achieved his goals by micromanaging and creating one of the biggest, IF not the biggest drama of the Sharty, the Soypocalypse. It all started off when the ghost of Kuz gave Max the adminship, which Doll later bought during an auction done by the latter. He would quickly become [[Studio Massa|"burn out"]] by it, due to not being able to tolerate the stress of managing a website of that caliber and due to Red, a former Kuz-era mod, going rogue and vandalizing the sharty's 'ki and leaking users' IPs on August 14th, 2023. Doll would later state that the 'arty was up for sale, but due to spam and CSAM attacks, the domain was forced to shut down, along with their booru. The influx of 'teens in search of a home, would also cause the Jarty to temporarily shut down, due to not being able to properly moderate them. Zelligposters would either try to follow the flow of 'teens, dispersing themselves on the various splinters, or by going back to the 'chans, demanding a re-opening of /qa/. The situation would solve itself on August 22th, thanks (unfortunately) to Froot buying the website for 20.000 dollars, and by establishing the Soyumvirate, along with Doll and Trangeleno. Doll would act as an advisor to who would become the next admin of the Sharty, Froot, who would continue his repression of the 'zellig subculture.

== Soyumvirate & FrootCord ==
His days in this "democratic agreement" were short, with Doll resigning not long after (not before banning other aspects of sharty culture or doxxing). He essentially gave up on """"""administrating""""" the website, leaving it up to Froot's decisions, and instead focusing on other personal projects (such as making the Shoally controlled opposition). Sometime during this period, he would join the Frootcord, where he would keep in touch with Froot, Root, Quote and the administration of the website, showing his presence around the Soysphere only on isolated and rare occasions. The most recent sources say that he's currently holding hostage a bunch of 'teens and forcing them to make baby noises and suck on binkies, all the while he's calling them his "little buddies".

'''TLDR: Doll is an incompetent pedophilic faggot'''

== Trivia ==

* There is a theory that Doll is actually running the Youtube channel ''CobsonTalks''. This stems from 'teens and Zaryans speculating on a stream where his supposed actual voice is used, which sounds very similar to Doll's, and showing other behaviours similar to him, such as his hate of Ongezellig. This is also supported by the fact that ''SPVA'' (a channel which is publicly co-owned by Doll) shilled ''CobsonTalks''.

* He is also co-owner of ''Soyjak Party Video Archive''. Interestingly enough, when he got the ownership, the amount of 'zellig related videos dropped to almost 0, or even worse, the channel started to upload anti-zellig videos, something that the original SPVA 'teen would never post.

Zaryan1488:

Literal soyboy

Twitter

2024-10-10T15:56:04Z

Zaryan1488: FNF like having fun

{{Coal}}

'''Twitter''' (also referred to as Xitter or Shitter) is a social media platform where registered users can make tweets, small posts that contain 280 characters or less, along with images and videos. The platform is usually despised for being festering with dramatrannies, actual trannies, pedophiles, jews and chud larpers, whose idea of a gem consists in putting a sonnenrad behind something, their favourite country's flag and a rendition of Better Off Alone.

Despite all of this, a big percentage of [[Zaryans]] use the platform, including [[Zoot]] and [[Zuz]], but most of the Ongezellig banter on this site comes from [[Ziggers]], which are all [[Pancookie|subhuman]] niggerphiles.

== Notable projects ==

=== Project GOY ===
Project ROY is a 'cord psyop, run by other 'corders and faggots, which was started on April 22nd 2024, and is aimed at being a spiritual continuation of Ongezellig through the use of the comic strip medium. They currently possess a [https://redorangeandyellow.com/comics website] and a dedicated Xitter page where they ''occasionally "claim" to be "working" on the comics.''

{{Quote|>BUT ERM IT TAKES TIME TO GET THE 'ZELLIG ARTSTYLE JUST RIGHT YOU ZOY!}}

{{Quote|>YOU NEED TO BE PATIENT AND WAIT ANOTHER ONGEZILLION YEARS WHILE WE HAVE OUR VALID DISCORD DRAMA AND EXCHANGE PORN BETWEEN EACH OTHER!}}

It is to be noted that some of these strips have been worked on for almost longer than it took for Zaryans to complete the Reanimated collab. Make your own conclusions.

They created three comics so far:

* [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/38088.html#q38088 Vera], which was completed on September 7th 2024 and is regarded as "coalish".

* [https://x.com/ProjectROYROG/status/1782195423769153675 Maya's camping trip], announced on April 22nd 2024, it's currently being worked on and has 3 pages, including the cover.

* [https://x.com/ProjectROYROG/status/1782195347504152955  d Maya's Valentine's Day], also announced on April 22nd 2024, it's currently put on hiatus and also has 3 pages, including the cover.

The sentiment amongst Zaryans is that this project will either never get finished, will be stuck in the mud of 'cord drama (this seems to be the most likely case, since they keep missing deadlines and keep hiring people who absolutely despise Zaryans) or that will devolve into something which linking feature to Ongezellig would only be its name. Nonetheless there are very talented people working in the project such as [[Cam]] or Aiden, and Zoot is even listed as "moral support".

If that wasn't enough, even Massa condemned these kind of projects, or however the zombies are resurrected.

=== Jap n' Jew ===
Jap n' Jap is another reddit wholesome chungus project, started on July 28th 2024, which work ethic is comparable to that of a dead belgian. It tells the story of Mymy and her interactions with a Japanese blind female student. It is apparently the work of only one person, to be more specific, of what seems to be an Indonesian teenage girl (Source: Japsterdam), since some of the [https://x.com/Jap_n_Jap/status/1826850622857175371 dialogue] is written in almost perfect Indonesian and the rest contains a good amount of typical ESL mistakes. The comic strip is currently on pseudo-hiatus and has just 6 panels.

Zaryans regard this as a textbook example of bothered coal, due to the dialogue being barely readable, the rusty art style, the cast acting out of character (ie: Maya beats up Mymy), the reddit-esque humor and a self insert character taking up the lead for almost half of the panels, and many other reasons.

=== FNF like having fun I don't give a 'zellig ===
Funkezellig is a project run by a literal FNF smelly pedo shitskin going by the name of Kane_Sucks. He is friends with another massive tranny faggot, fallenchungus (that one troon who made [https://x.com/fallenchungus/status/1778531643281789306/photo/1 this kind of unfunny brimstone comics] and who got rightfully doxxed for it). He is so terminally online that I couldn't be bothered to scroll through the hundreds of tweets to find out when he discovered about our favourite dutch gem, but it can be assumed that he was a tourist who got hooked in after Update 130. He also introduced the latter to Ongezellig on der 'cord, and if it wasn't enough he uses [[Reddit|Plebbit]] too. The project itself is still in its infancy, and the only news about it are a few images of the girls' still animations and the BF in the Ongezellig "artstyle". There are no other informations so far, but this did not soothe Zaryans in the slightest, with [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/37921.html#38281 some] calling for a full dox, while others kept calling out the nothingwaffle. What will happen is yet to be seen.

For other similiar shitholes, see: [[Discord]].