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National Socialism

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National Socialism, commonly referred to as Nazism is a worldview created by Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. Some of it's core values are Ethnonationalism, Traditionalism and opposition to [https://www.gtvflyers.com/every-single-aspect-of-communism-is-jewish/ (((Communism)))]. National Socialism is a very popular belief among [[Zaryans]] and is most likely the most common political belief for a Zaryan to have.

== [[Mymy]] ==
[[File:Natsocmymy.png|thumb|219x219px]]
Mymy being a National Socialist is basically canon due to her indirectly praising the ideology many times throughout [[Ongezellig]].

== [[Maya]] ==
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Maya being a National Socialist is far from confirmed however she does praise Adolf Hitler once in Deel 1, but due to her Indonesian blood, she likely wouldn’t have been welcomed during the Nazi regime (Ev&do she has green eyes and her skin is light due to staying inside all day.). But then again nothing is sure, since most "Neo-Nazis" are brown lantinx. Moreover, Maya is half Dutch (Aryan) than Mymy, who is a peak larper.

== [[Coco]] ==
[[File:Coco Will Always Belong To BWC (CWABTBWC).png|thumb|194x194px|Isn't she so attractive, chud?]]
While there is no proof Coco is a National Socialist, there is a common fan theory which claims her parents were murdered by kaffers leading her to be radicalized to National Socialism and consciousness of the racial reality. In fact, her biological ancestor, Andries Hendrik Potgieter, also had lost his friend and comrade, namely Piet Lafras Uys, in the Battle of Italeni (Piet and Hendrik leaded a punitive commando in retaliation to the Weenen massacre by the Zulus). Retrospectively speaking, losing relatives and just dear persons is a common occurrence for her family, so she sooner or later would have felt the pain of being an orphan and have become the most racist girl alive(because I said so, ok?).

National Socialism

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== [[Coco]] ==
[[File:Coco Will Always Belong To BWC (CWABTBWC).png|thumb|194x194px|Isn't she so attractive, chud?]]
While there is no proof Coco is a National Socialist, there is a common fan theory which claims her parents were murdered by kaffers leading her to be radicalized to National Socialism and consciousness of the racial reality. In fact, her biological ancestor, Andries Hendrik Potgieter, also had lost his friend and comrade, namely Piet Lafras Uys, in the Battle of Italeni (Piet and Hendrik leaded a punitive commando in retaliation to the Weenen massacre by the Zulus). Retrospectively speaking, losing relatives and just dear persons is a common occurrence for her family, so she sooner or later would have felt the pain of being an orphan and have become the most racist girl alive(because I said so, ok?).

Troon

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{{Quote|>Mymy x Kiki fic is can-AAACKK!!!}}

{{Quote|>Maya is tra-ACK!}}

{{Quote|>Coco loves nig-ACK!!!}}

'''Troons''' are faggots who think they are women because they dress like a chick and cut their micropenis off. However, they will never be real women. They have no womb, they have no ovaries, they have no eggs. They are homosexual men twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” they get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind their back people mock them. Their parents are disgusted and ashamed of them, theirr “friends” laugh at their ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by them. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Their bone structure are a dead giveaway. And even if they manage to get a drunk guy home with them, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of their diseased, infected axe wound.

They will never be happy. They wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell themselves it’s going to be ok, but deep inside they feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush them under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - they’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around their neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Their parents will find them, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury them with a headstone marked with theirr birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Their body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of their legacy are skeletons that are unmistakably male.

This is their fate. This is what they chose. There is no turning back.

== Troons and ''Ongezellig'' ==
But in all seriousness, this article is about troons and [[Ongezellig]]. On [[Twitter]], there exists a small community of troons that atleast have a knowledge of Ongezellig, and [[Reddit]] has a zellig subreddit (so it may be plausible some reddit troons know ongezellig aswell). And that is quite problematic, since the show may or may not be popularized by them, and as such, Ongezellig will be troonified. And that could be disastrous for the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] and the majority of the [[Zaryans]].

== Infamous troons ==

* Rat twink
* Twitter: @boyslutratmoder
** Alt: @Boyslut_ratmode
*[[Pancookie]]

Massadonië

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{{Dutchmutt|Discord server but for dutch people, fuck internationals btw of zoiets}}[[File:Vantablack brimstone from the depths of niggerhell.png|thumb|A vantablack brimstone from the depths of niggerhell (Aka Massadonië)]]
'''Massadonië''' is a [[Discord]] server created on April 2nd, 2016, that functions as [[Studio Massa]]’s official Discord server[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18822249]. It is used by several prominent members of the [[Ongezellig]] fandom, such as [[Cam]] and [[GHANSHAN]]. [[Zoot]] was once a member of the server, but he was banned due to sharing its invite link[https://archive.ph/YC5S1]. Soyjak content is generally unwelcomed due to a large amount of [[soyjak.party]] users raiding the server and posting obscene material, including child pornography[https://files.catbox.moe/iwygoy.png]. At some point during the latter half of 2024, Studio Massa removed the link to the Discord from his videos’ descriptions and hid it in his Patje af profile.

= Controversies =

=== Verification ===
The verification method used in the server is said to be extremely privacy invading, as the moderators can allegedly see what servers you’re in and who’s on your friends list[https://archive.ph/aXL73].

=== [[Cocomelon|The "Cocomelon" incident]] ===
There are allegation that the voice actor of [[Coco]], Merel, crushed a watermelon with her thighs during a IRL event streamed by Massa known as "Massameet". Apparently, someone brought a watermelon for Coco's VA to crush with her thighs, because she is quite tall. It's worth noting it was awkward for everyone. She did it apparently for a joke. There were (allegedly) underage viewers and Coco's VA was allegedly underage when she did that. Frenzied (literal who) confirmed it did happen.

=== GussyWussy ===
GussyWussy was an artist in the server who was extremely liked by the admins of Massadonië, but he often drew the Ongezellig girls with the proportions of lolis while wearing skintight clothing or nearly naked bar a few details. Due to this, several members of the server accused his renditions of being pedophilic in nature, these members were typically treated unfavorably by the moderators. Their fears were realized, however, when it was discovered that GussyWussy had created pornographic art of Lisa Simpson and Mabel from Gravity Falls with the same child-like proportions back in 2013 on a DeviantArt account. It was also discovered that his girlfriend, who goes by “Meliwelly” in the server, asked for childlike characters in a pornographic game on itch.io under the username “Melidebby” on December 4th, 2021[https://itch.io/t/1797278/1-question-1-suggestion]. After the moderators received this information, they confronted GussyWussy and temporarily muted him, but other members of the server advocated for a harsher punishment[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139961493/#q140027696]. Foenkie, the most prominent moderator of Massadonië, alluded to GussyWussy once having a sexual attraction towards real children in direct messages, as he stated the artist “sought help irl”, most likely for [[pedophilia]][https://archive.ph/suIUC]. GussyWussy has also collaborated with [[/co/|Rod Scorpion]][https://ongezellig.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1462], a lolicon and shotacon enthusiast known for making Ongezellig porn, one particular example being of [[Maya]] having sex with a young boy. The mods encouraged GussyWussy to ease on the skintight and sexually adjacent drawings, it’s unclear if this was before or after his old DeviantArt account was found[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139961493/#q140046890].

=== 2022 Purge ===
At some point during 2022, the moderators of Massadonië conducted a poll asking members of the server if they thought racist and edgy content should be allowed in the server. 84 members voted Yes and 68 members voted No. After the poll ended, the moderators subsequently kicked most, if not all, of the Yes voters, most of which being internationals[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134232408/#q134276257]. Mike, a mod, created an infographic which demonstrated that No voters had far more messages than Yes voters. He used this data to conclude that there is reason to believe that No voters were roughly five times as active in the community as Yes voters[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134232408/#q134286237]. A lot of people objected to the moderators actions, but the mods reasoned that since Discord doesn’t tolerate hateful content and that the larger active part of the community didn’t want to see it, they had no reason to facilitate the continued membership of the people who voted to keep those unwanted aspects within their community and encouraged those who disagreed with their decisions for political reasons to leave and never comeback; saying that they would not be missed[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134232408/#q134277753]. Foenkie later stated that the international fanbase was going to die soon anyway[https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1705/95/1705954707071.jpg], this was allegedly to justify the purging of internationals that had taken place as a result of the poll.

Lost media

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'''Lost media''' refers to media that was once fully available, but no longer exists in its original form today. There exists [[Ongezellig]] lost media, which you can put here.

== Voice Actor Art ==
Studio Massa had created original artwork for the voice actors as personalized gifts for their work on Ongezellig, these were privately sent and never posted by Massa himself. Robin Barten, Maya’s voice actor, is the only one who publicly shared her’s.

== [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] Lost Media ==

=== /nsfw/ - NOT SAFE FOR WORK ===
[[/nsfw/]] was a board created on April Fools day 2024 by Zoot. The board was created to lure all the pedos on the Zarty in an effort to ban them off the imageboard. After its initial goal was achieved, it stayed up for a few months without any activity until being terminated sometime during summer 2024.

=== /ssb/ - super secret board ===
/ssb/ was a board created sometime during the summer of 2024, and it was deleted during the same period. The board had no specific theme, and it was only accessible from the board list on the homepage.

=== /agugu/ - agugu ===
/agugu/ was a board created on August 23rd 2024 dedicated to posters of agugu, a meme portraying [[Mymy]] with enlarged eyes and a pacifier. It was the shortest-lived board in the zarty's history, only lasting one day.

/v/

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/v/ is a vidya released on February 9th, 2024, created by [[Zoot]] and an anonymous [[Zaryans|Zaryan]] about [[Mymy]] perpetrating a mass shooting before eventually getting shot by police. Potential victims include [[Maya]], [[Coco]], and every other student who attends Vera’s class, allowing you to rack up at most 21 kills. [[Grim Mymy]] served as an inspiration for a few aspects of it. After a certain time, police will kill you. The game will then end and a screen showing your kills and time taken appears. The screen appears for a few seconds until the player is prompted back to the home page of the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]].

If the mass shooting depicted in the game was real, it would be the deadliest mass shooting perpetrated by a minor, the deadliest mass shooting perpetrated by a female, the deadliest mass shooting in the Netherlands, and the 28th deadliest mass shooting perpetrated by a single individual.
https://soyzellig.party/v/

== Newgrounds upload ==
On the same day /v/ was released on the Zarty, the coder uploaded the game to Newgrounds, this version would redirect you to the Zarty after completion. The upload received 11 written reviews and has a review score of 2.97/5.00, with Zoot himself giving it a perfect score. Users praised the game for its atmosphere, but criticized its slow pace. The coder responded to several reviewers, with one response being a snarkily worded paragraph chastising a reviewer’s “arrogance” and “lack of artistic sense.” After four days it was removed due to it containing a redirect.

== Trivia ==

* The current (known) WR for the game is [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/9901.html#q32654 1:27 by a Zaryan.]

* There have been talks about making /v/ a hub for all of the other Zarty made games, but so far, nothing has changed.

Paypig art

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'''Paypig art''' refers to a collection of drawing which [[Studio Massa|Massa]] drew for his dutch patreon subscribers on a regular basis before he announced the show was dead. [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Tq8xoVVOL2jcuqKrq40QKzn7tc2J4wEA A google drive folder] has been discovered which contains paypig art, as well as a comic and the [[Ongezellig]] soundtrack. The 'Illustraties' archive contains 114 unique files of distributed art, while the 'Muziek' archive contains 49 pieces of music made for the pilot (some never making it to final production albeit).

Most of the artwork revolves around putting the characters into heckin' random situations, different outfits, exploring xheir history or whatever random shit 'assa was thinking about that day. Examples include a brief exploration of [[Vera]]'s fail at life, a NEET version of [[Mymy]] who never left Japan, and the Schoppenboers baking on Christmas Eve. A lot of the art here would be repurposed for the 'Studio Massa’s officiële openbare Ongezellige spoilerdocument', which was released to [[Massadonië|Der 'assa 'cord]] (and subsequently leaked to the Zarty) on September 21st, 2024. Some of the illustraties are notable on the Zarty, for either being used as fuel for schizoid theories about the characters or repurposed for chuddy edits. An early entry featuring Mymy is also used as the Zarty's spoilered image cover.
[[File:total boer supremacy.png|right|thumb|CocoBoer.png used for a chuddy edit, quite popular on the Zarty]]

== Notes ==
In the giant 'cord document, 'assa states that not all of the distributed illustraties are canon.[https://files.catbox.moe/o1irzs.png] Use your high IQ to discern which are not.

Cam

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'''Cam''' is an artist who is most notable for creating [[Ongezellig]] themed art. He shares it on several platforms such as Massa’s ‘Cord, soyzellig.party, and 4chan’s /[[co]]/ board. He is most notable for his “Maya’s New Classmate” fan art which is a short comic made up of 2 parts currently telling the story of a new classmate coming to the school who is similar to Maya in both appearance and autism. It has garnered a small cult following on all sites that he posts it on. He is regarded on the ‘Zarty as a very talented artist and creator of one of the greatest Gems posted on the site

==Cam's Comics «Maya's New Classmate» ==
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/frog/

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[[File:Gttgedg.png|frameless]] This page is probably going to be vandalized, take the stuff written here with a grain of salt.[[File:-frog-.png|thumb|/frog/ catalog as of 27.04.2024. Notice the Zellig-related images scattered across the 'log.]][[File:20392 - SoyBooru.png|frameless|72x72px]] This page is about the sharty

/frog/ was a sharty board full of [[Frogs|frogniggers]] and [[Troon|trannies]], and it was coal. There were mostly frogs on the board with the occasional gem being posted, mostly by 'teens and us. The board was added under the agreement that if it reached a certain number of posts it would become permanent. It did, in fact, not become permament, since 75% of its pph were anti-frogs posts and Zaryans trying to turn the 'log orange. It was ultimately deleted a few days later, because frogkikes can't organize for shit. A similar board going by the name of /pepe/ was added during the 113 boards plan, getting similar results to its predecessor.

== Copypasta off /frog/ thread ==
This is worser than antimatter, this board is such a dust nigger brimstone im going insane and i want to kill myself, this board is cognitohazard no one shall see these horrors beyond their comprehension, this is even worser than [[Pedophilia|p]], this will doom our generation of teens as we know it, theres no escape its too late already we can only pray to our lord root that he will stop this doomsday. This may end one day however its already gonna kill all of us by these brimstones they post on here, the doomsday clock had hit all time high due to this board, the root cannot stop this probably even tho we will pray he will not answer us as he knows it is already to late for us and will only watch us, its over, this is hell, this will cause even [[4chan|4cuck]] to help us defeat this board and other boards also from how coal this is. but to no avail, the all united forces will be just consumed by this brimstone board, its over, we shall start panicking nothing will save us not even root or [[Zoot|jesus]] the [[Kuz|kvz]], this board shall be called the "Doomsday hole" due to this killing the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] in matter of days, the doomsday of the sharty hit the zero…

Legion-Zarty War

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'''Legion-Zarty War''' is a massive ongoing conflict between a [[Soyzellig.party]], oldfag rebellion and a [[demoralizer]] [[Discord|cord]] that began around December 6 2024.
{| class="wikitable"
|+
! colspan="3" |Legion-Zarty War
|-
| colspan="3" |[[File:Zarty-legion war.png|center|frameless]]
|-
| colspan="3" |'''Factions'''
|-
|'''Soyzellig.party'''
Jannycord
DevDEITY
[[Sharty]] migrants
[[Instagram|Reel]] migrants
|'''Oldfag rebellion'''
[[Conservaticucks]]
[[Zoot]] most of the time
|'''Legioncord'''
[[Namefags|Shartycuck]]
[[Lorenzo|Independent demoralizers]]
[[Massadownie]], might be Foenkie or 'downie member
[[NÖOK]]
|-
| colspan="3" |'''Result'''
|-
| colspan="3" |Stalemate
Most legioncord demoralizers banned post December 10 spam wave
Oldfag rebellion contiues
Occasional skimrishes contiue
"Zarty demoraliser" 'dueling battle. Oldfag rebellion technical victory.
[[Instagram|Reel migrants who are left from the war become central to the site culture]]
<s>Collaboration between Oldfag rebellion and Legioncord are left unknown.
|-
| colspan="3" | ''Holy meds and sproke''
|-
| colspan="3" |'''Loses'''
|-
|A lot of the site's momentum gets lost
Some of the users leave at the sight of destruction
|Insignificant
|Insignificant
Foenkie gets doxxed <taken from deleted sharty's raid thread from months ago, so they deserve credit.
|}

Ideology on Zarty

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Ideologies on the [[Zarty]] are one of the more discussed topics, with most of it taking place on /brabant/. The most supported ideology is [[National Socialism]] with a measly 19.4% supporting it and apolitical/blackpilled with a 25,8% support.

== Other ideologies ==
According to the {{GlowText|survey}} only 19,4% of Zaryans supports le evil Nazism (28.4% if you include Fascism) which refutes the common new[[/co/]]<nowiki/>mer myth that Zaryans are le evil nazifascistchuds. A list of the other main ideologies chosen by Zaryans will be shown below.

=== Right-wing populists- 12.9% ===
Right-wing populists support a conservative economic policy with protectionist/left wing economic tendencies. They want to enact PND and dislike [[Mudslimes|muslims]]. Many of them pretend to be ironic fascists.

=== Conservatives - 12,9% ===
Generally this group hates Hitler and the Axis for fighting a losing war, which resulted in the deaths of millions. They support anti-immigration policies and putting a limitation on government power over its citizens. Evendoe they have some [[TND]] tendencies, conservatives have pretty normal and bland take, and dislike other ideologies, especially the more esoteric ones. Cuckservatives accuse chuds, or rather their strawman, of being terminally online and LARPing impossible ideologies.

=== Fascists - 9.7% ===
Zarty Fascists support Italy in WW2, but they distance themselves from Hitler and Germany. They support TND and TKD in some form, as well as strong nationalism and anti-degeneracy policies. They believe in revitalizing the nation through Collectivism and State of action. Fascists have some oddball variants with some influence as shown below.

=== Nazi-Maoism ~ 5% ===
Nazi-Maoists support radical dictatorships as a tool to oppose [[Jews|Jewish]] finance. They focus on TKD at the cost of TND and TTD, believing that these issues will solve themselves after (((they))) are removed from the power structure.

=== Zarty Evolites ~ 5% ===
Zarty supporters of Julius Evola are more removed from irl politics than other ideologies, oriented towards the concerns of Soyzellig.party itself. They want to revitalize the Zarty through spiritual larping, destroying what they believe to be moralfaggotry through [[Zelligparty.soy|enabling NSFW]] and using the energy taken from drama to enact massive raids against its enemies. They tried to buy/recreate the [[XOOT|Zooru]] website, which nearly succeded, collecting 180 USD for domain purchase. <this NEVER happened, someone call Snopes

Link to survey - https://archive.ph/zOUgQ

GHANSHAN

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<big>GHANSHAN is a [[Twitter|Xitter]] artist that loves to draw [[Ongezellig|zellig]], but due to xher being a [[Pancookie|disgusting mutt nigger faggot]], as well as by making brimstone OC's, xher art is considered [[coal]].</big>

[[Category:People]]

Ongezellig Timeline

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{{Dutchmutt|ongezellig lore of zoiets}}
This article serves as a chronological timeline for the events of the famous Dutch tranime [[Ongezellig]].

This timeline only includes canon sources, so things like Maya's Sweet 16 and the Mayamails are not included. The extended timeline can be found [[Extended Ongezellig Timeline|here.]]
== 2002 ==

=== December ===

*December 16th - [[Coco]] is born in the South African city of Bloemfontein.

== 2003 ==

=== March ===

*March 3rd - [[Mymy]] is born in the Japanese city of Nagasaki.

=== September ===

*September 21st - [[Maya]] is born in the Dutch municipality of Baarle-Nassau[https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1671/58/1671584837084.png].

== 2011 ==
The girls participate in an introductory school assignment sometime between September and December[https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ/folder/qyJFhDoC].

== 2018 ==

=== December ===
*December 16th - Coco celebrates her 16th birthday with a chocolate cake, as depicted in [[Studio Massa]]’s illustration “Coco Jarig[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mtOFZJ9Mb4i6LH6i-TMl7D2XN8pquPRi].”

== 2019 ==

=== September ===

* September 21st: - Maya celebrates her 16th birthday at home, as she becomes sick, likely to avoid the embarrassement at school.

=== October ===

*October 13th - The events of Deel 1 take place.
*October 14th - The events of Deels 2 - 6 take place.

The paypig call

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{{Dutchmutt|the goypig call for one person of hoe dan ook, fuck internationals voor het lekken hiervan of zoiets}}
Some day in the year of our lord 2024, [[Studio Massa]] had a voice chat with his fellow paypigs. During the call, Massa shed some light about Ongezellig. Full call audio and a resume of what was said is available on the [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/page-4#post-18151758 Kiwi Farms].

June 24th

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On the 24th of March, 2024, an anonymous [[Zaryans|Zaryan]] in the reanimated collaboration thread said the first infamous phrase referring to the prophesied event of June 24th which is soon to come.
{{Quote|>[[Soyzellig.party|soyzellig dot party]] group suicide event June 24th Frankfurt airport Hilton hotel 3rd floor}} - Zaryan No.19552. In the following days, several people acted upon the warning and it had become a site wide saying.The event referred to a mass suicide event committed by regular users of Soyzellig.party, the original message has been edited on and changed throughout time and now doesn't refer to Frankfurts airport hotel necessarily being the scene of the suicide.

== Zelligcide Event ==

=== talky.io ===
On June 24th, 2024, a Zaryan made a soyzellig.party thread with the message “It's June 24th. Let's do this, friends. It's been nice knowing you.” and a link to a talky.io chat room[https://archive.ph/3MWr3]. His webcam was enabled and showed a paper with the text “THE Best OF ME” written on it with printed out photos of [[Mymy]], [[Maya]], and [[Coco]] surrounding it. A black object, presumably a gun, was visible on the top right corner of the frame. At one point during the stream, he briefly showed his hand, which was covered with a latex glove. News of the event spread to soygem.party, which caused an unanticipated increase in users[https://archive.ph/q7aC6][https://archive.ph/cqB36]. The chat room was dysfunctional due to everyone having administrative rights, meaning anyone had the ability the kick other users, which forced the OP to end the stream prematurely.

=== Zoom ===
After the failed talky.io stream, the suicidal Zaryan posted threads on [[soyjak.party]] and soygem.party announcing that he’d be streaming on the platform Zoom and provided a link for those who wanted to join the video call[https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7656841][https://archive.ph/AD7vL]. After a few minutes, OP moved the black object out of sight and the lights went out, the stream then finally ended.

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{{Coal}}

Reddit is a rulecucked leftist tranny shithole where virtually all of the soyboys reside and where they engage in internet faggotry, farming internet points and asking their fellow kind stranger how to get a lifetime supply of HRT. It wouldn't be of much interest to Zaryans if it weren't for the fact that it hosts a number of subreddits about our favourite dutch gem, with disastrous consequences.

{{Reddit|<reddit space}}

== Notable subreddits ==

=== r/zellig ===
Originally created on February 12th 2024 by a Zaryan (in the loose sense of the word) going by the name of Pablo. He announced its creation on /qa/ on the same day, after being disappointed by the posts on an already existing subreddit called "r/soyzellig".

{{Quote|>Oh nonononono Zaryans are we redditors? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG}}

It kept being SNCA for quite some months, but at least with a strictly Zaryan userbase. Many others were opposed to it, because who the actual fuck would want to use Reddit? And also because it could possibly attract total redditors to the show and ruin it in the process. Pablo hired another janny during his reign: Hoxxitran, a faggot with 150.000 karma. The problems started when Pablo got xhis plebbit account ACKed and lost ownership of the subreddit, giving full powers to the other janny, who, surprisingly, didn't immediately turn the subreddit into an off-siter paradise. Pablo was nowhere to be seen and with the subreddit in the hands of a literal who, Zaryans feared that this would finally be the coal that will destroy the Zarty. They were partly right. In the following months, the subreddit reached 1.3k members, hired R_Terra as a janny and started to repress the zaryan culture. Currently it hosts a number of daily posts about iron art from off-siters, redditors trying to force lesbianism upon the 'zellig cast and overall typical normie behaviour, such as thinking that gatekeeping is bad or that Zaryans should be diluted in favour of the actual community (evendoe we are the actual community, geg! Nutrannies right?). It is advised to not post on the subreddit, since it's also communicating with the other, more hostile, subreddits, as shown by the raid done on r/ongezellig in the now deleted /raid/ board, where a bunch of zaryans got 'nished back to back on every subreddit related to Ongezellig.

{{Reddit|<reddit space}}

=== r/ongezellig_irl ===
Created on March 6th 2024 by the infamous Luzeru, the seething gypsy redditor who made a whole video about why the "Sharty" was responsible for 'zellig's discontinuation, it was meant to act as an opposition to the "Zaryans' subreddit". The subreddit kept getting raided almost every day, and never got any traction at all, currently sitting at just under 300 members. This, along with Zaryans gemming up his comment sections and making fun of him, led to Luzeru to unlist his Youtube channel and give up ownership to another individual, known as "Led_Plous". Not much is known about xhim, if not for the fact that he's an actual tranny and has a whole 'cord circle that helps xher manage the two subreddits xhe owns. Yes, two.

{{Reddit|<reddit space}}

=== r/ongezellig ===
Originally created to discuss "asocial dutch people" over 10 years ago, it got quickly colonized by Zaryans around 2023. This led to the owner locking the entire subreddit and going inactive. The subreddit sat around a thousand members for almost all of 2024, until a redditor going by the name of LukXD99, successfully managed to get ownership of the subreddit, by sending an inactivity appeal to Reddit. Zaryans quickly got in to ruin yet another attempt, and with the help of the Shemmy, raided the 'log for a good 40 minutes. This led to the addition of an "anti soywoajak rule", marking this as another hostile community. LukXD99 later gave co-ownership to the previously mentioned Led_Plous, probably because they're friends on discord and goon to 'p together. Another raid was attempted on August 15th 2024, successfully spamming the 'log for around 30 minutes. The major discovery that this raid brought, was exposing r/zellig as being against Zaryans. This was made apparent when the brave users who conducted the operation got banned on every single 'zellig related subreddit, with the bans just being seconds apart from each other, even if they never actually posted on said subs. Currently the subreddit hosts a very pronounced anti-Zaryan sentiment, and sits at just around 1.6k members (so just 600 since the previous 1k were all inactives). It is advised to destroy this niggerhole as soon as possible.

{{Reddit|<reddit space}}

== Trivia ==
If you use any of these subreddits unironically, you should take a gun, point it to the roof of your mouth and pull the trigger. [[/v/|In a game]], of course.

Coco

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{{Zem}}

'''Coco''' '''Schoppenboer-Potgieter''' (born December 16th, 2002, assuming the show takes place in 2019 and the girls are 16) is one of the three main characters in [[Ongezellig]], voiced by [[Cocomelon|Merel Does]]. She is a tall blond girl of Afrikaner descent, who was adopted by Schoppenboer family after her parents {{GlowText|{{Template:RandomSelection|choices=were murdered by some bad persons whose skin color she doesn't remember.;died in a car catastrophe.;died in a lightning strike.;were taken to Hyperborea by Yakub who forgot to take Coco with them.}}}} [[File:Coco_deel_1.png|250px|thumb|Coco asking Maya for a small favor.]]

== Racial background ==

Coco is the tallest and whitest of the three sisters and the only one who is an Afrikaner background, with [[Mymy]] being a honorary Dutch (her real ethnicity being insular ching chong) and [[Maya]] an indonesian-chinese-indian-dutch mutt. Despite that her skin is visibly darker than that of other white students (which can probably be attributed to tanning, as Coco is a passionate rugby player) and she has T30 eyes (actually she has got T10 or even T07 according to [https://youtu.be/YAMbQoArGSo?si=pRweaq-dJGA9SEEQ 2:05] of [[Ongezellig|Deel 4]] doe).

== Personality ==

Coco is kind, compassionate, and gregarious. As evident by her introductory assignment, she has a desire to help others and improve the world around her. She is always seen wearing a locket, presumably with pictures of her deceased parents. Her deep affection for them is shown several times in the series: in Deel 1 a drawing of young Coco with her parents is presented, in Deel 5, when Maya calls her an orphan, Coco reacts very emotionally, which unusual for her, and almost throws Maya out of the window, piercing Maya with the reckless two-thousand-yard stare. She has a deep love for her family and acts amiably towards them, especially Mymy and Maya, although she struggles to connect with Maya despite being concerned for her. Unlike like Maya, she is very sociable, her friends include [[Cleo]], Yfke, and Zoey.

Speaking about her family, she is very attached to the old one. That's why Coco cares a lot about her current friends and family, especially about Maya, because she still has some subconscious regrets about her unborn little sister, whose coming arrival she had been excited about (but due to {{GlowText|some occasions}}, all Potgieters, except her, died). The above is explaining Coco's excessive affection for the stepsisters, which is, essentially, the self-reflection on her biological relatives. Besides, a lot of Zaryans believe that her trauma could be classified as PTSD.

== Attitude to TND ==

Her parents were widely believed by [[Zaryans]] to be murdered by blacks in farm attacks, until [[Studio Massa]] [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/16640.html#q16805 confirmed] they actually™ “''died in an accident''” and that “''the'' ''farm attack was a red-herring''”. This indirectly means that plaasaanvalle theory, at least, was correct once and has been, figuratively speaking, cancel-cultured because of le important opinion of [[Massadonië|one brown faggot.]] Whenever, Massa had “''rejected''” that theory in March-Aprile of 2024, when there happened an unironical car (more correctly, bus) catastrophe in Zuid Afrika, in which only one girl survived. Maybe, this influenced the working of a new formal version of the Coco's parents death.

Her attitude to TND is not known and it is highly likely that she wouldn't even know what that means. In fact, she is shown in Deel 5 to be shocked when she reads about the first attempts at TND perpetrated by Belgians in Congo (some experts like Dr. BWCauci says that it was caused by her envy of them).

=BWC Won=
Coco's '''PVRE ARYAN BLQQD''' and her height of 5'9 makes her a main candidate for BBoerC or any of her tall blond classmates (shipping is zarty culture btw{{CitationNeeded}}).

[[Category:Ongezellig characters]]

Anti-reels skirmish

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Anti-reels skirmish was an event which happend on December 6th 2024. A few massacord feds and demoralizers started posting at the same time causing massive increase in PPH. It was caused by a typical demoralizing coinciding with reel nufags finding about the Zarty,

causing both factions to fight.

It started when an anti-reddit thread was posted at around 06:32. In a 6 hours thread derailed as reel migrant started to promote raid against upcoming discord of savejapsterdam. At the same time at 09:19 typical demoralization thread was posted. Large amount of samefagging was used by either cord, 4cuck, or singular massacordfag to keep thread active. It started to propagate idea that Zaryans should move away from Ongezellig and instead obsess over Massa's TJP. Tries to show that this is cord demoralization psyop were quickly shunned down and ignored. 3 hours later all massacordtrannies moved into the anti-cord thread in order to derail it and at the same time more reel migrants started to flood the thread. Then new progressivist massacordtrannies came to the Zarty emailfagging as Anonymous. He most likely uses Massadonie. Around 16:00 another demoralizer started making replies which caused even more responses. PPH reached 120, half of typical Sharty. Around 16:45 all demoralizers except Anonymous left which allowed reel migrants to talk freely with Zaryans, who were motivated by the active thread to post more than often. This revitalized the Zarty and increased regular PPH into around 20.

https://archive.ph/lQ1p5

https://archive.ph/Rz4CS

Pedophilia

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''This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.''

A sexual deviation practiced and endorsed by soygem.party, almost all /co/ users and [[Kuz]]{{CitationNeeded}}. In context of [[Ongezellig]] pedofilia usually manifests itself through drawing or generating pictures of sisters in sexual situations or scenes that are sexually suggestive. As all of the sisters are 16 year old schoolgirls, they are underage and therefore there is no meaningful distinction between pedophilic and non-pedophilic sexual art of them (although, in the case of the Ongezellig girls, the specific term would be ephebophilia).

Twitter

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{{Coal}}

'''Twitter''' (also referred to as Xitter or Shitter) is a social media platform where registered users can make tweets, small posts that contain 280 characters or less, along with images and videos. The platform is usually despised for being festering with dramatrannies, actual trannies, pedophiles, jews and chud larpers, whose idea of a gem consists in putting a sonnenrad behind something, their favourite country's flag and a rendition of Better Off Alone.

Despite all of this, a big percentage of [[Zaryans]] use the platform, including [[Zoot]] and [[Zuz]], but most of the Ongezellig banter on this site comes from trannies, which are all [[Pancookie|subhuman]] niggerphiles.

== Notable projects ==

=== Project GOY ===
Project ROY is a 'cord psyop, run by other 'corders and faggots, which was started on April 22nd 2024, and is aimed at being a spiritual continuation of Ongezellig through the use of the comic strip medium. They currently possess a [https://redorangeandyellow.com/comics website] and a dedicated Xitter page where they ''occasionally "claim" to be "working" on the comics.''

{{Quote|>BUT ERM IT TAKES TIME TO GET THE 'ZELLIG ARTSTYLE JUST RIGHT YOU ZOY!}}

{{Quote|>YOU NEED TO BE PATIENT AND WAIT ANOTHER ONGEZILLION YEARS WHILE WE HAVE OUR VALID DISCORD DRAMA AND EXCHANGE PORN BETWEEN EACH OTHER!}}

It is to be noted that some of these strips have been worked on for almost longer than it took for Zaryans to complete the Reanimated collab. Make your own conclusions.

They created three comics so far:

* [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/38088.html#q38088 Vera], which was completed on September 7th 2024 and is regarded as "coalish".

* [https://x.com/ProjectROYROG/status/1782195423769153675 Maya's camping trip], announced on April 22nd 2024, it's currently being worked on and has 3 pages, including the cover.

* [https://x.com/ProjectROYROG/status/1782195347504152955  d Maya's Valentine's Day], also announced on April 22nd 2024, it's currently put on hiatus and also has 3 pages, including the cover. (Doebeit it isn't available on the website)

The sentiment amongst Zaryans is that this project will either never get finished, will be stuck in the mud of 'cord drama (this seems to be the most likely case, since they keep missing deadlines and keep hiring people who absolutely despise Zaryans) or that will devolve into something which linking feature to Ongezellig would only be its name. Nonetheless there are very talented people working in the project such as [[Cam]] or Aiden, and Zoot is even listed as "moral support".

If that wasn't enough, even Massa condemned these kind of projects, or however the zombies are resurrected (ev&doe nothing will ever happen since he abandonned the project to begin with, and Project Goy will never produce more than the Vera comic.)

=== Jap n' Jew ===
Jap n' Jap is another reddit wholesome chungus project, started on July 28th 2024, which work ethic is comparable to that of a dead belgian. It tells the story of Mymy and her interactions with a Japanese blind female student. It is apparently the work of only one person, to be more specific, of what seems to be an Indonesian teenage girl (Source: Japsterdam), since some of the [https://x.com/Jap_n_Jap/status/1826850622857175371 dialogue] is written in almost perfect Indonesian and the rest contains a good amount of typical ESL mistakes. The comic strip is currently on pseudo-hiatus and has just 6 panels.

Zaryans regard this as a textbook example of bothered coal, due to the dialogue being barely readable, the rusty art style, the cast acting out of character (ie: Maya beats up Mymy), the reddit-esque humor and a self insert character taking up the lead for almost half of the panels, and many other reasons.

=== FNF like having fun I don't give a 'zellig ===
Funkezellig is a project run by a literal FNF smelly pedo shitskin going by the name of Kane_Sucks. He is friends with another massive tranny faggot, fallenchungus (that one troon who made [https://x.com/fallenchungus/status/1778531643281789306/photo/1 this kind of unfunny brimstone comics] and who got rightfully doxxed for it). He is so terminally online that I couldn't be bothered to scroll through the hundreds of tweets to find out when he discovered about our favourite dutch gem, but it can be assumed that he was a tourist who got hooked in after Update 130. He also introduced the latter to Ongezellig on der 'cord, and if it wasn't enough he uses [[Reddit|Plebbit]] too. The project itself is still in its infancy, and the only news about it are a few images of the girls' still animations and the BF in the Ongezellig "artstyle". There are no other informations so far, but this did not soothe Zaryans in the slightest, with [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/37921.html#38281 some] calling for a full dox, while others kept calling out the nothingwaffle. What will happen is yet to be seen. The creator also also is a massive faggot.

For other similiar shitholes, see: [[Discord]].

Comics

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[[File:Dutchmutt.jpg|25px]] {{Quote|>{{{1|Trouwens Massa himself said that da comics were absolutely coal al ofschoon}}} }}
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There exists 2 [[Ongezellig]] comics ofzo. Alhoewel we all are DSL we did put the Dutch originals here so it would be nice if you would translate them yourselves ofzo (Ev&does translated versions already exist.)

== Maya's Sweet 16 ==
This comic starts with [[Maya]] looking on her phone during midnight while she cautiously waits for her 16th birthday to start. Once the clock on her phone hits 00:00, she gets a single email from a bot, she then throws her phone and goes to bed. While she sleeps, she has a dream where she’s presented with a birthday cake in an empty, dark room. Before she blows out her candles, she begins to hear whispers from classmates tactlessly talking about her, the voices pile on until she begins to cry. This is likely her recollecting a previous birthday at school. When she wakes up, she gets a bucket and forces herself to vomit to convince her mother to let her skip school. In the morning, [[Coco]] and [[Mymy]] try to surprise Maya with a StroopWafel taart, but when they reach her door they’re stopped by Maya’s mom who tells them that she is sick and has no appetite. Shortly after, Coco peaks into Maya’s room and sees her eating gingerbread while playing on her computer. She looks at her disappointedly and leaves, Maya then breaks down crying.<gallery mode="packed-overlay" caption="Maya's sweet 16 but in Dutch.">
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== Maya’s Conversation ==
Maya is sitting on the bus when a boy (to be more exact, the boy from her schizoid day-dreams) asks to sit next to her, she allows him to but he then attempts to strike up a conversation with her. Maya awkwardly attempts to flirt with him, but he doesn’t respond to her and simply stares. Embarrassed, Maya lies and says she already has a boyfriend, but then backtracks and says it’s an open relationship so she’s still available. The bus stops and, desperate to escape the situation she’s put herself in, she says this is her destination and hastily gets out of the bus.<gallery mode="packed-overlay" caption="Maya's Conversation but in Dutch.">
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/agugu/

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On August 23rd, 2024 [[Zuz|nuadmin]] created a hidden board named '''/agugu/'''.This board was dedicated for [[agugu]] posters (aka [[Mymy|Mymy's]] enlarged eyes with pacifier). 24 hours later, the board was removed. The reason is unknown, but probably because of low pph or that agugu is a dead meme and all agugu posters must die in oblivion.

==Trivia==

* This board was probably inspired by the /caca/ board on the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]].

YouTube

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'''YouTube''' is a video-sharing website that hosts the [[Ongezellig]] web series. The site also hosts a large amount of fan-made 'zellig content of varying degrees of quality, especially from Zaryans. It has been a fundamental part of the Zaryans' history, by providing a platform for their shenanigans and content throughout the years, such as hosting the [https://youtu.be/Vkgjl0WELko?si English AI Dub of Ongezellig], [https://youtu.be/iuNxjTOIgtg?si the New Amsterdam Takeover], [https://youtu.be/DLhzDNaQVyU?si Zigle Zogle] and [https://youtu.be/2Rvs403xJYs?si the Ongezellig Reanimation Collab]. Another huge type of content are the Ongezellig AI covers, with some reaching up [https://youtu.be/DtNQA_X9G_Y?si over 100k views]. It is estimated that at least 1 or 2 videos a day, related to Ongezellig, get uploaded to the platform.

== Notable 'zelligtubers ==

=== tistic589 ===
The channel was created on March 13th 2023, but only started to upload on November 17th of the same year. He is best known for his Ongezellig AI covers (especially of older Soy Music such as Gem Cobbity, We'll 'Jak Again and the Doctor Fauci Trap Remix), use of a very exaggerated persona, overusage of lingo like "built for BWC", "doebeit", neopronouns and other soyphrases. He also uploaded community posts on a random basis in which he shitposted or simply made a pun with BWC. He is probably the best known 'zelligtuber in the entire soysphere, even having xhis own personal 'jaks mocking him for being jewish of zoiets. His channel was (((terminated))) on October 10th 2024 and had 1.1k subscribers.

He eventually opened a Xitter account where he would shitpost as usual, until October 19th, when he retweeted a softporn image of the Ongezellig cast and secondary characters in just their underwears, receiving [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/43646.html a lot of flak] for it. Most were disappointed by what he did, since he is seen as an influential figure by Zaryans due to the previously mentioned works. He quickly deleted the account a few days later and presumably left the soysphere altogether.

=== mikebullet12 ===
The channel was created on September 24th 2023 and started to upload on the same day. He's best known for his Ongezellig edits shorts, Ongeheimer YTP videos and many different shitposts and AI covers about 'zellig. He also occasionally uploads memes on his community posts. Besides this he also had a small impact on the Zarty and [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] (for example: shitpost thread and probably ai cover thread iirc) which turned him into less of a literal who. He's also one of the oldest 'zelligtubers. After Ongezellig update 130 he started to release videos less often, completely stopping by the end of June (Maybe because of SNCA discord drama or maybe his cat (his channel pfp) died a long time ago or however the mcdonalds is closed). The channel currently has 1.02k subscribers.

=== R_Terra ===
Started off simply as "the guy who comments under every Ongezellig video", he quickly became one of the most prominent members of the [[Zelliggers|off-siter]] part of the community. His channel was created on November 25th, 2023, but his first post was a short posted on January 9th, 2024. He would later start to upload low-effort and sometimes very coalish videos, mostly about Coco, gathering a huge following in a small amount of time. His presence wasn't just relegated to Youtube, but virtually to every platform in existence which had Ongezellig content on it. Here's a list:

* Discord

* Twitter

* Reddit

* Facebook

* Tiktok, presumably

* DeviantArt

* IFunny

* Newgrounds

* The Zarty

Zaryans would quickly start to ask themselves who this person was, until Terra xherself revealed to being an underaged latinx mutt from Texas, with a picture of xher face attached. Coupled with the "Lesbian Coco x R_Terra" image, this divided Zaryans even more on the question at hand, with some making xher an object of mocking, by creating OC and slopjaks (xer face later became the basis for the variant ''Terrajak''), and others simply asking Zoot to ban xher from the Zarty out of fear that she would troon out (or that she'd become an incel chud). This led Terra to bunker xherself down in her 'cord server for a while, and by April 2024 xher Youtube video output completely stopped, only making daily community posts where xhe would reposts other people's creations, giving out good mornings and good nights and saying when he's going to school. If it wasn't clear by now, he is best known for his unhealthy obsession about Coco, attempts at integrating in the Zaryans' community by using our slang, but at the end of the day he's just a kid trying to have some fun. Also he has like 1.2k subscribers or something like that yeah.

=== Quackzalver ===
The channel was created on January 29th 2024 and hosts the project for "Ongezellig: Unofficially Continued". Briefly explained it's a reddit project which never took off and aimed at continuining where Massa left off. His first appearance starts somewhere in March in 4cuck, where he shows his videos with AI dubbing (or something like that) in another 'zellig thread in /co/, and he began to spread his promises about his project. Later he creates a thread in zarty for the same reason (since no one remembers this or made an archive, then we can say that his original thread is lost media). He promised that he would release his project somewhere in May, but in the end it was delayed until early summer. Holy fail![https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/26192.html#q26192 A thread] about it was created on the same day that Ongezellig: OUC was released, on June 3rd 2024. It quickly became obvious to Zaryans that this project was just very bothered coal and tried to bite off more than it could chew. Reasons being the low quality artstyle, the slow pacing and stocky animation, and most importantly, missing deadline after deadline (something something [[Twitter|Project ROY]]). Coupled with the already present despise of Quackzalver against Zaryans, since the description stated:

{{Quote|>2. Rehabilitate the public image of Ongezellig to make it more appealing to (Dutch animation) studios, which have otherwise avoided this cartoon with a strong fandom that'd normally make it very desirable due to proven positive audience reception.}}

(the strong fandom being us), this 'tuber thought that the best way to complete his project was to ask help to [[Reddit|literal]] [[Discord|faggots]], with the surprising result of not getting any help at all (GEG!).

Surprisingly enough, on October 21st 2024, he posted a new video which implied that Ongezellig: OUC was still being worked on, but provided no release date whatsoever.

The channel is active and has just 300 subscribers.

=== Studio_Henk ===
Created on February 18th 2024, he started to upload on the same day. He specializes in AI covers of popular songs, which are often very zemmy and his signature mark is to create high effort thumbnails and other pieces of Ongezellig related art to use as background for his videos. He was one of the most prominent 'zelligtubers right after Update 130, due to his constant upload schedule and although he doesn't seem to like "the losers of WW2", he still recognizes the effort that Zaryans have put in throughout the years. He also stated that he browses the Zarty, thus granting him the status of honorary Zaryan. More off-siters should strive to be like him. The channel is active and currently has around 700 subscribers.

=== ongezelligschizo ===
Registered to the platform on January 7th 2024, he began to upload the following day. His videos are often centered around the FOTM meme and (nigger) hood humour, styled after the format of people like Colaws or Amerikaner, while also alternating between high effort edits of the TND girls in [https://youtu.be/vC7DDs_Y0cA?si=MlqdjYVNpz-t_hGF various situations.] It is to be noted that even if he's a Zaryan under every aspect, he regularly interacts with clueless normies and alike. The channel is active and has around 1.1k subscribers.

Yosack Jaki

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{{Outblacklunged}}

[[File:Mymytarrant.png|thumb|195x195px|Drawing of Mymy as Brenton Tarrant]]
[[File:Skibiditarrant.jpg|thumb|100x100px|Drawing of Brenton Tarrant as a character from Skibidi Toilet]]
[[File:Mymyxchud.png|thumb|117x117px|Drawing of Mymy marrying Chudjak]]
'''Yosack Jaki''' (born January 9th, 2009) is an online artist, [[Waifufags|waifufag]], and proud [[National Socialism|National Socialist]] who has made dozens of artworks, mainly of [[Mymy]] but occasionally of other characters/people such as [[Coco]], [[Maya]], Kiki, [https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=sdJSwqzrJYp Brenton Tarrant], [https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=z_H6VRsmPUj Payton Gendron] and [https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=aeuvlIquuIr George Floyd]. He is known for being a racist, a good artist and being obsessed with Mymy. Many people accuse him of [[pedophilia|pedophilia,]] however these accusations can be easily disproven by the simple fact that he is 15 years old.

^Even doe that's was a bait which you pecked o algo

YosACK supposedly admitted few times to having AGP and being repressing troon, deleting the messages before they could be screenshoted.

^Even doe complete lie Georgianfag Nigger Traitor inspect tool probably

^Even doe there are few witnesses

^Biggest liar award

== Controversies ==

=== Mymy obsession ===
Yosack Jaki has often been accused of engaging in pedophilia due to him making self-insert ship art of Mymy and wanting to marry her. His defenders argue that since he himself is underaged, there’s no problem, but his detractors argue that what he finds attractive likely won’t change into adulthood and if it does, that will retroactively make his current art inappropriate.

=== Pornographic drawings ===
Despite being underaged, Yosack Jaki has drawn porn before. In a thread he made dedicated to posting his art, someone called him out for making a sexual drawing an underaged character from the anime “K-On!” Yosack defended himself by claiming he didn’t know the character was underaged and that he only did it at the request of a friend. It was also revealed in the same thread that Yosack made art of Mymy flashing her right nipple, he offered no rebuttal besides “yeah yeah I drew 'p, I have no morals and I dont really feel sorry lets move on,” wanting to avoid the drama.

=== Self-exile ===
During the month of August, 2024, YosACK kept being called out for the previously mentioned happening and his lack of remorse for it, until the 25th, when he publicly announced he would leave the Zarty, to go back to the Sharty since he was "NAS and not gemmy" or whatever ebonics babble he said. After a spike in his related art thread (which was quickly becoming the most replied thread on the website), the jannies stepped in and archived it. He still occasionally posts Ongezellig related art on Xitter, mainly interacting with other off-siters, and [[Kate|Kate]] especially. As of October 2024, his shitter account is locked to anyone but his followers. Jaki is currently posting some of his art on the sharty's booru (with some of them depicting his rejection of Ongezellig), and is presumably browsing the Sharty.

== Trivia ==

* Sometimes Yosack himself comes to this page to edit certain paragraphs. He recently added that he still browses the Sharty and that he was born on September 11th 2001. The changes were quickly rollbacked.

== Social Media Presence ==
[[Twitter]]: ooggleccount
[[Category:People]]

Zoot

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[[File:Zoot.png|thumb|This is Zoot.]]
 This person is trans btw and uses zey/zem pronouns 

{{Outblacklunged}}, '''May i stand unshaken...'''

'''Zoot''', also known as '''Biohazard Maker''' or '''Zooty Zoot''', is the creator and current admin of [[soyzellig.party]].

Zoot is a trad keyed Orthodox Christian. He is anti-porn and masturbation, which is why he made the zarty a SFW website; a decision that made it superior to many other imageboards, especially to the [[Frogs|frogcucks]]' board. He has a rarely used Twitter account where he debates atheists and shares his artwork [https://x.com/ZootOfficial148]. He is often portrayed as a gapejak with light orange skin, dark orange glasses and a stylized Mymy's bow on the top of his head.
=History=
==Early Life==
Zoot (Andrey Vlaslov) was born in a lower middle class environment within the Bulgarian capital Sofia, presumably between February 28th, 2003 and February 27th, 2004, making him 20-21 years old. He funded the creation of soyzellig.party by sponsoring several somali pirate raids and [[Coco|South African]] farm attacks, not much else is known about this mysterious man. If you manage to track him down the FBI will reward you handsomely. Despite the fact of having an early life section, he is not [[Jews|Jewish]].
==Creation==
Zoot created [[Soyzellig.party]] on September 27th, 2023, after experiencing years of [[Zaryans‎‎|Zaryan]] oppression under the [[Froot|totalitarian frootist regime]].
==/v/==
Zoot created [[/v/]] along with an anonymous Zaryan, who made a [https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/a-glimpse-into-what-couldve-been.6347/page-3#post-179393 post] ([https://archive.is/27BWW archived]) on Schlog describing his disappointment at the lack of gratitude shown by a modern 'teen.

== Depression & Attempted shut-down of the Zarty ==
Due to jewish dark magic performed by the bankers in Bruxelles, Zoot entered a depressive state that saw him ignoring the zarty and moving forward in life, so basically he was being a fakecel. Kill all fakecels btw. This led to months of uneaseness amongst Zaryans, which often asked if the Zarty was going to shut down or not. Their fears were made true when on July 18th of 2024, the [[Zuz|nuadmin]] admitted to Zoot's intentions of not paying for the renewal of the contract, which would have led the website to shut down on the 26th of September. This was met with an extreme amount of posts requesting to not let the Zarty die, even with a lot of Zaryans willing to buy the website themselves, including the nuadmin. After an agonizing month of waiting, Zoot announced that he wouldn't sell the Zarty so as to avoid it becoming a shithole and that he also renewed the contract, thus saving the Zaryan race.

== New Zarty Order ==
The salvation came with a price, because apparently the Belgian dark magicians weren't done yet. On the 26th of August, Zoot announced the New Zarty Order, which consisted in:

* Rebranding the website from a "sharty zellig site" to something else, probably his 'cord

* /zellig/ and /qa/ being merged in one board so we can all chat happily in #general-zellig

* /co/ and /raid/ being removed

* adding SNCA boards such as /art/, /music/ and /coding/

* making you eat ze bugs

* Total Zaryan Death

Thankfully it was met with a lot of pushback and some of the most extreme ideas weren't implemented. "Most" because some of them still got implemented anyways, like /oc/ as a substitute for the 'cord boards previously mentioned, ACKing /co/ and /raid/ and adding other 'cord features such as the role of artisan.

== Current activities ==
Zoot makes an appearance during streams held on his Youtube Channel, where he chats with fellow Zaryans while he draws his gem in the making comic, [[Zigle Zogle]]. He also takes HRT and has a black Italian boyfriend, the same behind the BIC spam.

== Online Profiles ==
[[YouTube]]: [https://www.youtube.com/@ZootOfficial ZootOfficial]

[[Twitter]]: [https://x.com/ZootOfficial148 ZootOfficial148]

[[Reddit]]: [https://www.reddit.com/user/BiohazardMaker/ BiohazardMaker]

[[Discord]]: biohazard_maker

SoyBooru: [https://soybooru.com/user/Biohazard_Maker Biohazard_Maker]

Ko-fi: [https://ko-fi.com/zootofficial Zoot Official]

Newgrounds: [https://zootyzoot.newgrounds.com/ ZootyZoot]
[[Category:People]]

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Frogs

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'''Frogs''', or '''Frogkikes,''' are the number one enemy of [[Zaryans]] (ev&do [[Jews|kikes]] and trannies probably constitute a larger threat in the long run) due to their aggression and incivility, as they’ve been raiding the site since the beginning. Upon seeing a frog, it is recommended you report it to the SS Waffel Headquarters, also known as the [[soyzellig.party]] administration team.

H8tercel

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{{Coal}}

'''[https://twitter.com/h8tercel H8tercel]''' is an ongezellig artist or however the gem is made

[[Category:People]]

Zaryans

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''Not to be confused with [[Zelliggers]]''

{{Dutchmutt|they almost call themselves as the name of the cartoon of zoiets}}
'''Zaryans''' are the international (mostly english-speaking) fans of the 2018 dutch webseries ''[[Ongezellig]]'' They are mainly concentrated on their homeland, [[Soyzellig.party]], referred by the Zaryans as the Zarty, along within offsite diasporas, such as 4chan's [[/co/]], soyjak.party, twitter, reddit and der' cord.
{| class="wikitable"
|+The Zaryans
|Website
|Zaryan Population
|-
|
* Zarty
* Sharty

* 4chan

* Youtube

* Reddit (r/zellig)
* Twitter/X
* Discord
|
* ≈6000*
* unknown (low)

* unknown (low)

* ≈1000 (based upon average viewcounts of chuddy 'zellig videos)

* 1000 members (probably less due to immigrants)
* ≈100
* unknown
|}
<nowiki>*</nowiki>This number is based around the number of unique posters on the Zarty. The actual Zaryan population is lower.

== History ==
The Zaryans have existed since at least July of 2018, when an english thread talking about Ongezellig was posted on 4chan's /co/ (comics and cartoons) board. On August 2021, Zaryans started migrating to the /qa/ board of 4cuck, which at the time was mostly dedicated to soyjaks. The deletion of /qa/ in November forced the Zaryans to establish a settlement on the Sharty's /qa/ board. In September 2023, the Zarty, a Zaryan ethnoboard, was established by Zoot. The Zaryan population, at least in their imageboard, is increasing.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Zaryan Historical Events
!Key Events

* First Zaryan post
* Migration to the /qa/
* Migration to the Sharty
* Foundation of the Zarty

* The beginning of the slow disappearance of the Zaryan race

* A second discontinuation has hit the Zaryan race
!Date

* July 23rd 2018
* August 2021
* November 3rd 2021
* September 27th 2023

* February 6th 2024

* September 21st 2024
|}

== Off-site diasporas ==
Whilst mainly being concentrated on the Zarty, there exists a lot of off-site Zaryan communities, some being older than the Zarty itself. Smost of thuch communities can be found on Xitter, 4cuck, the sharty and the shemmy. However, most of those communities, like on the Sharty, have been decreasing since the creation of the Zarty.

Root

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[[File:20392_-_SoyBooru.png|frameless|72x72px]] This page is about the sharty.

Root is the umpteenth trans lovely Indian man that plagued the administration of the Sharty. He was generally considered one of the worst admins in history, due to his poor upkeep of the website, with it going down multiple times a week, and enacting changes unpopular amongst the userbase. He acted essentially as an administrative supporter of [[Froot]], taking up the lead as administrator from March 2024 to June 2024. The main thing that the nusoicacas accused him of, was being against 'teens (not like the latter resemble actual 'teens, GEG!) and being in favour of NAS like Ongezellig.
[[File:52046 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|{{Quote|>I have to turn the Sharty in a discord server or however the Vera is posted}}]]

== Root becomes admin ==
Root could be considered Admin 6, since he fits the bill to perfection. His administration began on March 17th 2024, and it started off with some 'cord drama that ''no one should care about.'' He also liked to called soyteens "brats" and would often express his liking towards the /qa/ board, going to great lengths to defend NAS posting. He would often post on the board using images of [[Vera|Vera.]]

== Root's relation to Ongezellig ==
Root's relation towards 'zellig has always been a bit fuzzy, but for a time he would post images of Mymy getting hit with a bottle and engaged in other forms of zelligposting, stating that his favourite character was actually Vera. He also stated that he has never actually watched Ongezellig, so not only he is an immigrant to soy culture as a whole, but a nuligcaca. Root's real intentions though, would be revealed after the ending of the /qa/ wars.

== That one falseflag which I don't remember the name of ==
Under Root, Ongezellig's hate was higher than ever, with most trying to mud up its name and frame zelligposters as pedophiles. One such falseflag was enacted around early May 2024, where 'affy users released forged images of a 'cord server in which Ongezellig posters would supposedly engage in pedophilic acts and other obscene stuff. The falseflag was unfortunately a success, even with Root himself claiming it to be one, this was for naught, as it only exacerbated the sentiment of the userbase on zelligposters. This would later be one of the catalysts for the /qa/ wars.

== /qa/ wars ==
Root's unpopular reign led to a lot of discontent amongst nusoicacas, with some making it their mission to supplant the zelligposters of /qa/, by claiming that "Ongezellig was killing the creation of organic threads on the board", and spamming other kinds of NAS: mainly FNF, FPE, the spam done by Pingas Man and that one nigger rapper poster. The heckin' virtual valid conflicterino lasted for almost all of May and well into June 2024. Zelligposters would fiercely fight back, bumping their threads periodically and BTFO'ing attackers as they came. Root would later come forth to support the zelligposters' side, creating even more discontent. Somewhere along the conflict, the users of sharty's /pol/ got into the fight, and with /qa/'s 300k GET coming, the stakes were higher than ever. The [[GET]] was ultimately claimed by a Zaryan, with the text "ZELLIG WIN" and an image of Mymy attached. This marked the end of the /qa/ wars in a decisive '''TOTAL 'ZELLIG VICTORY.''' The GET caused so much seethe that the jannies had to step in and rollback the board to a previous date and lock it. Some 'teens even made their way to the Zarty and to [[Porngate|this very wiki]] to show everyone how much they were seething.
[[File:1719677529373.jpg|thumb|405x405px|The Jews of Frootcord dancing upon the ashes of the Sharty. Root is on the right, acting like the parasite that he is.]]

== Molchat & 5 boards plan ==
The situation got so bad that the mighty trans icon going by the name of Froot, woke up from its slumber and decided to ACK Root from the position of admin, replacing him with a figure known as "Molchat". Due to the Frootcord leaks we now know that Molchat was just Root's alter ego created to avoid the massive drama that he spawned, but at the time, Molchat was seen as cryptic, due to his limited interaction with the userbase and enacting immediately a 5 boards plan (/soy/, /qa/, /pol/, /g/ and another board which i don't remember, snopes add it please), which was more unpopular than all of Root's reign. Due to the prospect of losing the entire userbase, the plan wasn't enacted in full, and only some of the changes were put forward, such as the 'zellig's restriction on /qa/, which stated:

{{Quote|>On the "Ongezellig": spam will be deleted, massive necrobumping will be punished}}

Essentially what this accomplished was just cucking the posting of Ongezellig on /qa/. Of course, at the time no one knew that this was just a ruse by presumably Froot to get rid of Ongezellig for good, and Zaryans and 'teens were divided on the change being beneficial or not, with some claiming that it would have prompted the creation of more effortful 'zellig posts and others rightfully seeing it as a mindless ban. The truth of the act became apparent when zelligposters would get banned for simply saying "bump" once under 'zellig threads, while other kinds of NAS ran rampant and were being spammed everywhere. This would later be followed by the Frootcord leaks, which shed light on the real identity of Molchat, on the reason behind the restriction of 'zellig on /qa/ and many other things, and caused the situation that we all know and love.

Root turns out is just as rotten as those that preceded him, him being part of Frootcord, and admitting to basically [https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/5116.html#5127 not giving a shit about Ongezellig] just confirmed that he's a racetraitor of the highest order, and will be hanged from his feet and torched down to a crisp in Hell when he'll inevitably bite the dust.

Currently he's still part of the Sharty's administration and sucks Froot's cock daily.

'''Obligatory TLDR: Root is an amazing hung Indian man'''

The zem that saved the Zarty

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Zelligbooru.glowie.zip is a booru (A form of imageboard where images are categorized with tags) dedicated to the zaryan side of the ongezellig community. It contains a large variety of artworks, most of which originate from the Zarty and its sphere. [https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip <nowiki>[1]</nowiki>]

== History ==
On the 28th of September 2024, an anonymous Zaryan created a thread requesting the creation of a new booru [https://soyzellig.party/q/res/2693.html <nowiki>[2]</nowiki>] due to [[XOOT|the old one having stopped functioning and its owner disappearing.]]

The thread died down, but was continously bumped, clearly implying popular demand for a new booru.

On October 21st another anonymous Zaryan posted an archive of the old site because the current link to the old site wasn't functioning, in the post he stated that he would host a booru as long as people used it to which 3 Zaryans promised. [https://soyzellig.party/q/res/2693.html#q2825 <nowiki>[3]</nowiki>]

Just a day later, on October 22nd, the booru was up and running.

History

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This page documents notable events in the history of [[soyzellig.party]], before as well as after its creation.

== 2018 ==

=== July ===

==== July 20th ====

* On this day, Studio Massa released the first of the six deels of the Ongezellig pilot. Thus, the genesis of the Zarty, the chain of events that would lead to its founding, is kickstarted, and its (pre)history begins.

==== July 23rd ====

* Three days after the release of Deel 1, the first zaryan is born, and creates an Ongezellig thread on 4chan's /co/ board. The replies of this thread feature the first 'zellig fanarts, some of the pieces being more unsavioury than the others, which are gems.

== 2023 ==

=== September ===

==== September 27th ====

* Soyzellig.party is created by [[Zoot]].

=== October ===

==== October 29th ====

* The admins Zoot, [[Zuz]], [[NÖOK]], and [[XOOT]] conduct a Q&A on /zellig/ in honor of the 1 month anniversary of the Zarty.

=== November ===

==== November 12th ====

* XOOT makes his last post on the Zarty.

==== November 14th ====

* Zoot releases the opening of Zigle Zogle.

=== December ===

==== December 2nd ====

* The Telegram channel [[Soyzellig.party news]] is created.

==== December 3rd ====

* PinoyGOD creates the [[Grim Mymy]] collection thread.

==== December 25th ====

* Zaryans celebrate Christmas with NÖOK wishing them a happy day.

== 2024 ==

=== January ===

==== January 1st ====

* Zoot wishes Zaryans a happy new year and expresses his satisfaction with the community

==== January 19th ====

* The Ongezellig Reanimated Collab thread is created.

'''January 31st'''

* Zoot announces the addition of a new theme, Haggy, which was done by an unknown Zaryan and features Vera as its main focus.

=== February ===

==== February 2nd ====

* Zoot bans unauthorized doxing in response to the [[Pancookie]] situation.

==== February 9th ====

* [[/v/]] is released.

==== February 14th ====

* /v/ is removed from Newgrounds.

=== March ===

==== March 5th ====

* Zoot states that the Zarty will not shut down next September.

==== March 24th ====

* Zoot grants Zaryans the permission to dox Hawkguy, a Baraag user who commissioned a comic about Maya being groomed into sex as a 15 year old.

==== March 30th ====

* A [[Yurifags|yurifag]] joins the Zarty to post Coco x Maya art, with mixed responses from Zaryans.

=== April ===

==== April 1st ====

* [[/nsfw/]] is added and an admin announces the addition on /zellig/ while pretending to be [[Froot]].

'''April 7th'''

* Zoot announces the addition of two boards: /co/ and /raid/

* Zoot also adds Visual Editor for this very wiki.

==== April 17th ====

* The Grimy Mymy collection thread is locked after Grim creates sexual art of Robin Barten, Maya's voice actor.

=== May ===

==== May 31st ====

* A moderator permanently bans a user for making a thread celebrating pride month.

=== June ===

==== June 1st ====

* MegaMymy makes a thread on /zellig/ complaining about being banned from the Shlog for admitting to possessing Soylita porn. This caused a Zaryan to complain in the replies about Zuz choosing not to ban MegaMymy yet infringing on on other users’ anonymity by using the Zaryan’s post history to publicly mock him, Zuz responded with an apology to the user and proceded to ban MegaMymy, but also encouraged him to use the appeal email, since he didn’t technically break any established rules.

'''June 15th'''

* Zoot announces the opening of the janitor applications, especially for those available during mutt hours. The applications remain open for the next 3 days.

=== July ===
'''July 16th'''
* An anonymous zaryan posts a link to a KiwiFarms post[https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18822249] containing personal information about[[Studio Massa| Massa]], though most of it is already well known.
* A picture of [[Coco]] is finished on [[PixelPlanet]][https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1179,-261,11] in a record time of 3 days.

==== July 18th ====

* An admin announces that [[Zoot]] has lost interest and plans on selling the Zarty[https://archive.is/q17g0][https://archive.is/G7fjo].

==== July 19th ====

* Maya Simulator[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1045600124/] receives an update.

==== July 21st ====
* A new Roblox game is released[https://www.roblox.com/games/15301213032/ZELLIG-SOVLS].

==== July 23rd ====

* A Zaryan draws [[Mymy]] in the sand on the shore of a beach.

==== July 26th ====

* Zoot announces that he’ll be doing a live-streamed QnA session on [[YouTube]] in the next weekend.

==== July 27th ====
* Zoot conducts a QnA live on YouTube[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-3NkKbRwaA].

==== July 31st ====

* [[Yosack Jaki]], a 15 year old fan artist popular on the Zarty for his Ongezellig work, gets called out for drawing porn and subsequently throws a fit.

=== August ===

==== August 2nd ====

* A Zaryan makes new outfits with the Roblox Catalogue.

==== August 3rd ====

* Zaryans raid a [[/co/]] edit thread.

==== August 4th ====

* Zelligfanx posts clips of an unreleased Ongezellig fan game.

==== August 5th ====
* Zelligfanx shares a progress update on his game.
* Zaryans create edits of Joyce Ter Steges’ (Mymy’s voice actress) face.

==== August 7th ====
* Nothing ever happened except another snca discord drama
* Level94836 announces that he’ll be releasing a video about Ongezellig’s fanbase on August 8th[https://archive.ph/rws0Q].
==== August 8th ====

* Level94836 releases his video about Ongezellig’s fanbase, it turns out to be very lazily put together and had astonishingly poor research[https://youtu.be/9nWAZApHgRg?].

==== August 9th ====

* Zelligfanx releases his game Ongezellig Hit!.

==== August 10th ====

* Zaryans create a soyjak variant of R_Terra’s face and subsequently name it Terrajak.

==== August 11th ====

* A presumably quite young Zaryan recreates Ongezellig characters in Gacha Life 2.

==== August 14th ====

* A /raid/ targeting r/ongezellig is created on August 15th.

==== August 15th ====
* 'zellig drawfag Bob (the Builder) is back.

==== August 17th ====

* An Asian fan artist returns after months of absence.

==== August 25th ====

* [[Yosack Jaki]] announces he’ll be leaving the Zarty because it’s the reason he’s “Nas and not gemmy” and people were making fun of him too much (low honor ending).

==== August 26th ====

* Zoot announces his plans for the [[New Zarty Order]].

==== August 30th ====

* Zoot posts and pins two posts on /co/ and /raid/ stating that he will be removing the boards soon. He advises Zaryans to archive them and to tell him if they want any of the threads moved to /zellig/ if they think they’re worth saving.

=== September ===

==== September 1st ====

* Zoot posts a declaration of a new order on /q/ in which he denounces [[Waifufags|wifufags]].
* Zoot adds /oc/.

==== September 3rd ====

* /zate/ is added.

==== September 9th ====

* [[Froot|The Zarty goes down for around 50 minutes.]]

==== September 11th ====

* [[Kate]], a 13 year old nigress living in the pajeet colony of Canada, joins the Zarty to post her art.

==== September 12th ====

* Kate’s old YouTube account where she said she was a zoophile is discovered.
* The trailer for Five Very Ongezellig Nights is released.

==== September 13th ====

* Kate announces she’s leaving the Ongezellig community and says she’s sorry about her past in response to the discovery of her old YouTube account, which she claims was purely for rage bait, removing yet another nigger from the Zarty.

==== September 15th ====

* A Zaryan creates a thread dedicated to creating art on SoyPlanet.
* Kate backpedals on her previous statement and returns.

==== September 19th ====

* Zoot creates the artisan role and fixes orange text.

==== September 20th ====

* Five Very Ongezellig Nights is released.

==== September 21th ====

* Zaryans celebrate Maya’s birthday.

* [[Mayamail]] is discovered.

* Massa leaks the full Ongezellig lore, informing that there will never be another deel, and also discouraging [[Ongezellig Unofficially Continued|trying to continue the plot/series]] and being neutral on "fanart" saying that it's "fine from time to time".

==== September 22nd ====

* Zoot hosts a livestream on YouTube of him drawing a character sheet for his Zigle Zogle character Adam and elaborates on his plan for other characters in the /oc/ thread for the series.

==== September 23rd ====

* Ongezellig Reanimated Collab is completed.

==== September 24th ====

* Ongezellig Reanimated Collab is publicly released.

==== September 26th ====

* The mods implement rule 8, making the minimum age to use the Zarty 16.

==== September 27th ====

* Zaryans celebrate the Zarty’s one year anniversary.

==== September 28th ====

* /zate/ is removed.

=== October ===

==== October 1st ====

* [[Saberspark]], a furfag with 2 million goys on Jewtube, reacts on stream to the first two deels, and publishes a "Stream Highlights" on YouTube. Judging by his MO, it's improbable that he'll publish a video essay about Ongezellig, since it is too niche and there's not much to talk about. However this did not soothe the majority of Zaryans , which quickly became preoccupied with a possible invasion by masses of normies and trannies. Some still say it will be another nothingwaffle. Apparently a Zaryan going by the name of Mutsoc, gave Saberspark the idea to react to Ongezellig.
==== October 2nd ====

* The previously mentioned video gets hidden by Saberspark, probably due to the influx of Zaryans trying to gem up xher comment section.

==== October 5th ====

* Zoot hosts another streaming where he draws the first pages of Zigle Zogle. Nusoicacas and swinnyfails try to raid the stream, unsuccesfully.
* 404 page is added along with EXIF metadata removal from images. JPEG files cannot be posted for a day due to an error.

==== October 7th ====

* [[Aguguland.online|Agarthy]] splinters from the Zarty

==== October 12th ====

* Someone shows off an Ongezellig sign at a rally featured by Fox News.

==== October 13th ====

* Zaryans gain access to three radio frequencies, transmitting various videos such as those from the [https://soyzellig.party/oc/res/1185.html Ongezelty series] and audios from various shitposts like [https://youtu.be/Ojz8vA4qC7I?si=m0sTIK_-H8C05vce Ongezellig Lore.]
* A janny supposedly goes rogue by creating the [[/r9k/]] board.

==== October 19th ====

* One of the Zarty's [[Pet nigger|pet niggers]], most likely [[PINGAS MAN!|pingas man]] xherself wakes up to brim up site, filling /zellig/ catty with cord-tier memes, creating pointless threads. (SNCA)
* Yosack Jaki returns to the Zarty after [[Soyjak.party|Shartycucks]] [https://soybooru.com/post/view/86456 rejected xim for his obsession with Mymy] together with depraved yurifag [[Lorenzo]] (this never happened, who keeps adding random shit to the history page?)

==== October 20th ====

* Zoot adds Oekaki and announces its addition in /oc/.

==== October 22nd ====

* A [[Zelligbooru|new booru]] gets made.

==== October 25th ====

* A post linking to the [[Zelligbooru|new booru]] and asking for it be added to the top bar gets pinned.

==== October 27th ====

* Discussion around creating a shitcord server for the upcoming Ongezellig visual novel takes place. The idea gets quickly shut down, opting to use other means to develop the project.
* NÖOK gets outed as a Roblox porn fanatic and erotic role-player who’s okay with underaged people engaging with sexual content in a Google Slides presentation posted to the Sharty’s /soy/.
* Zuz announces that he’s going to retire from the Ongezellig community in Zoot’s Discord server.
* NÖOK leaves Zoot’s Discord server, apologizes to him, and says that he’ll take a break from the community (hopefully forever)

==== October 29th ====

* The NÖOK exposé thread on the Sharty is reposted to the Zarty’s /q/ and Zoot confirms that the allegations against NÖOK are true and publicly shares the news about Zuz’s retirement.
* Zoot announces in /r9k/ that the board will be deleted in three days.

=== November ===

==== November 2nd ====

* Zoot announces plans to expand /v/ and asks for users to provide their proposals.

==== November 3rd ====

* The ability to post MP4 files is enabled.

* A Zaryan provides an update about the Ongezellig visual novel in which he reveals the introductory chapter is mostly completed.

'''November 5th'''

* The booru gets officially added to the topbar.

==== November 7th ====

* /v/ is changed to include links to multiple games, Zoot creates a pinned thread in /q/ promising to add more static pages if it’s successful.

'''November 8th'''

* The Zarty goes down for almost a hour and a half.

==== November 11th ====

* Studio Massa uploads a new video.
'''November 15th'''

* The Zarty was raided by a spambot.

==== November 19th ====

* After 2 days long discussion on the question of [[Great Replacement|Zarty moving away from Ongezellig]], Zoot breaks down on , causing one of the [[NAZ Zoot drama|larger dramas]].

==== November 21st ====

* Post IDs added to /oc/ by Zoot's programmer.

=== December ===

==== December 6th ====

* [[Anti-reels skirmish]] happens massively boosting PPH, activating [[Instagram|reel migrants]] (evendo it's around 7-10 people here, but its still a big number for zarty, THOUGH).

ZelligWiki

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[[Main Page|ZelligWiki]] is a wiki dedicated to storing information about the [[Ongezellig]] community and the shenanigans that happen within it. The wiki was created on the March 20th, 2024, and publicly announced on March 24th of the same year.

Copypasta

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A copypasta is a [https://www.snopes.com/ funny] string of words written by a group of monkeys on a typewriter, that usually gets spammed in an attempt to use nonsense or a disproportionate reaction to achieve humour. The Zarty has its fair share of copypastas, which usually fall in two categories: SFW and NSFW. There's also an inter-category: 'pastas about the girls, especially Mymy.

{{Quote|>(You) WILL contribute to this page by adding more 'pastas}}

== SFW (Silly Funny Words) ==

==== Massa cancelled Ongezellig ====
<blockquote>Series creator Massa grew to hate the show's growing non-Dutch fan base and subsequently cancelled Ongezellig out of spite.</blockquote>

==== Pet nigger ====
<blockquote>sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart</blockquote>

==== I want to live in the Ongezellig world ====
<blockquote>I want to live in ongezellig forever, i wish the netherlands wasnt made up so i can live with ongezellig and do history presentatie for the rest of my life. I want to go to the ongezellig school and watch mymy's slavernij presentatie and coco's mollusk love presentatie on repeat all day for the rest of my life. I want to watch mollusk love with maya and threaten to drop her out of a window with coco. I want to shoot vera with reusable bullets with mymy. i want to wallow in self deprecation with maya in a dirty small bathroom stall. i want to insult coco's parents and watch wat happens. i want to beat mymy with a non alcoholic beverage bottle with vera, i would ride to ongezellig school on a obligatory bicycle and do nothing in mediatheek all day until it is 4:30 pm, after which i ask coco and mymy for help with it.

i would recruit the kinderen in somalie into kiki's pirate club and take down large vessels thru them pirate style. i would get diagnosed with ah-day-day (ADD or autism denial disorder) by mymy and take the ongezellig bus to ongezellig school. i would become friends with mymy and tell maya she is a loser and a gooner but that i still love her at the end of the day. i will show sympathy n offer support to coco over the loss of her parents in zuid afrika and listen to every single song that her band "running in the 60s" creates. i would help mymy come to terms with the fact she is japanese, and that it is okay, since she will always be a true oranje dutch patriot nonetheless. i would spend time with each of them and go out and around the netherlands with them, watching movies, going out shopping with them, walking thru blooming fields of tulips with a windmill or two in the distance. i would then go home and sleep, knowing the next day will be full of just as many, if not more things to look forward to, in this perfect ideal world in which ongezellig takes place. in this perfect world, there will be more things that would make me happy. i would not have to dream about living in ongezellig anymore in this perfect world, because i would already be living in ongezellig.

i will make it my mission in life to live forever in ongezellig world, and live there for the rest of eternity. i would do anything it takes to even get a chance to talk with coco, or maya, or mymy. i would do anything to spend a moment of time with vera, or kiki, or cleo, or yfke, or henk, or sjef, or rens, or zoey, or tryn, or wiel, or axel, or goof, or adam, or bert, or koos, or cato, or ilse. i would go great lengths just to live in the ongezellig world, and live in it forever. each day another deel. each day another gleaming opportunity to help coco with technological problems regarding her computer, or an opportunity to further radicalize mymy, or help maya become gezellig, repairing and saving her relationship with her sisters, before asking out her mother in front of her eyes. this perfect world is gezellig. ongezellig is gezellig. i want to be gezellig. this world is the perfect afterlife for me. when i die, i want to be reincarnated as a tacky ongezellig oc and forever spend eternity living, being gezellig, hanging out with maya, mymy and coco, eating the weird green slop at the end of deel 6, playing a board game with them, eating a diet of exclusively dutch cuisine. this is the perfect world for me. thank you studio massa, thank you for creating ongezellig. ongezellig has unironically made me happier and my life better, and i cannot wait to meet up with ongezellig in the afterlife. One day….

goodbye allemaal.</blockquote>

==== Reddit 'pasta ====
<blockquote>‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ONGEZELLIG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 ONGEZELLIG IS THE BEST FUCKING TOON 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MAYA IS SO UNSOCIABLEEE 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY BELGIANS ARE NOT A RACE! VERA CURSED VERA CURSED VERA CURSED VERA CURSED Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 The presentation is still not finished?!? INDONESIAN SAD GIRL HAS AUTISM DENIAL DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SCHOOLOCAUST SCHOOLOCAUST SCHOOLOCAUST ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? 🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 Mymy best class representative r/zellig r/Ongezellig_irl perfectly balanced as all things should be r/ongezellig r/gezellig</blockquote>

==== 1630 ====
<blockquote>Your deflection won't save you from TGD.

Kill yourself fakezaryan kike. You're going to burn and your days are fucking numbered.

Be quiet falseflagger. You sound like a seething falseflagger. Sage. Zellig in the thread. Zaryan power. Zaryan race. ZVF. Sieg Mymy for the Rijk. Ongezellig2024 #Rijk. I sieg Mymy. Volk for the gezellig. Gezellig for the Zoot. Zarty.

Sage. Seething falseflagger.

And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from the Netherlands and its colonies. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Falseflagcord shall be destroyed. /qa/ shall be recolonized.

And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.

All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.

Every harm against you and your 'corders is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.

All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.

#ZELLIG #MZGA #STOPMZSA @ZOOT #Z #WZG1WGA kill gooners kill frogs 1630 ZVF VOC FLAG SIEG MYMY for the rijk the #Ongezellig2024 rijk lynch gooners gas the falseflaggers.

die falseflagger die. DIEFALSEFLAGGER DIE. you're going to Friesland. you're going to Kerobokan. the #Ongezellig2024 rijk will gas ALL GOONERS. Zoot is führer, Zoot is GOD.

Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the coconigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the swinnynigger /soy/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the goonernigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the coconigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it.

1630

Gas the gooners total gooner death now

Massa did nothing wrong

I wish /co/ never existed

Falseflaggers are not human

Reddit cancelled Ongezellig</blockquote>

==== YWNBARZ ====
<blockquote>You will never be a real zellig fan. You have no zems, you have no passion, you have no imageboard. You are a band kid twisted by (((them))) and the media into a crude mockery of a zaryan’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow fans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your redditesque appearance behind closed doors.

Zaryans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed zaryans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even people like R_Terra who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a zaryan. Your channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to create a single zem, a zaryan will turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your brimstone, belgian coal.

You will never get rid of us. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. No one will find you, zaryans being relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of people such as you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your anti-zaryan obsession, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a redditor is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a stain on the glistening zemerald of the zaryan community.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.</blockquote>

==== Pajeet zaryan's dad catches him browsing Zarty, becomes a disappointment ====
<blockquote>GUYS I AM FUCKED.

I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".

I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.

He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??

His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.

I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.

I wanna kill myself</blockquote>

=== About Maya ===

==== Maya plays a horror game ====
<blockquote>I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".

I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.

I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.

I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.

If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.</blockquote>

==== Stonecold Mayacel ====
<blockquote>buddy i am the realest mayaGOD you will ever meet but i don't do this because i simply do not seek human interaction or touch. i am incapable of love. i was born a stone cold TRUEcel with NO heart. the only emotions i feel are hatred and contempt. i watch the wall all day as a hobby, and watch the ceiling as a side hobby. no one has ever loved me. i don't know what it feels like to touch another human being and i do not wish to learn. i haven't been outside since 2009. you have simply never seen a real Trvecel like me. i know this is hard to comprehend for all you fakecels who have friends and families and shit, but there are people like me who are beyond the concept of love but can still appreciate Maya.</blockquote>

==== MayaDEITY ====
<blockquote>It's quite simple. Maya's character appeals to those who appreciate nuanced and emotionally complex personalities. Her depth, vulnerability, and the intellectual engagement her character demands attract intellectually inclined individuals, unlike Mymy's pedobait brainrot and Coco's mommyissues bait personality. This does not NECESSARILY equate to self-harm tendencies, but rather reflects a deeper intellectual and existential engagement. You see; when you find something so perfect and beautiful, you can only go down from there. Accepting that you will never encounter IRL Maya and becoming suicidal is only the first step, but let's not do there. Contrastingly, Mymy, with her extroverted braindead historical obsessions and cultural superiority complex, attracts fans who enjoy more basic extroverted and edgy girls, or maybe those who like lil kids considering her underdeveloped body. Coco's is more straightforward, her kindness and emotional warmth appeal to those seeking simplicity with a tad bit of background deepness. The idea that Maya fans are more prone to self-harm overlooks the sophisticated engagement we have with her character. The distinction between MayaGODS, MymyBROS, and CocoFAGS followers shows our different perspectives of 'zellig: intellectual depth versus emotional relatability. Thus, it is not any form of nihilism but an appreciation for intellectual and existential beauty that defies reality and stuns MayaDEITY's</blockquote>

==== Maya's tragedy ====
<blockquote>What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.

Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).

These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.

Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.

There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.

The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.

Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.

Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then myself.</blockquote>

=== About Mymy ===

==== I love you Mymy ====
<blockquote>Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Mymy… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the toy gun, and that gorgeous VOC flag. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you be forgotten. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the show, you're a great girl and sister, sometimes I even call you mommy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day be forgotten. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful orange face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your show was cancelled, and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched your first apperance on Ongezellig, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my mommy came home and I rejoiced. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2019 you made history happen. You were crafted from gods hands and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my beautiful queen exclaim these words,

"JAPSTERDAM, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the animation world and the real world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now your show is cancelled, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Mymy. 🥰❤</blockquote>

==== I think about Mymy everyday ====
<blockquote>I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. She motivates me in life, I make positive changes in my life just because I imagine it would impress her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her.</blockquote>

==== Cute orange little tulip ====
<blockquote>Mymy is adorable, and I wish she were a real person every single day. I wish we could've been high school sweethearts. I wish that we could get married. I wish I could've put a ring on her finger. I wish that she would be the mother of my children. I wish we could've seen them grow up to even give us grandchildren. I wish we could grow old and live happily ever after. She would make me happy, and I would make her happy. But alas, she isn't real, and endings like that don't exist. A chud can still dream of this cute orange little tulip >though.</blockquote>

==== She's just so small and fragile ====
<blockquote>I love Mymy so much, she is so cute chuddies. She is so small and fragile, I wanna cuddle with her and pet her hair. I often loose sleep to Mymy because I think of her so often. 24/7 infact. Everything in my life reminds me of her. I wish we could be together one day.

If ll go to heaven it better have Mymy in it with me, because I might as well go to hell if she won't be there for me, because they are the same too me without her.</blockquote>

==== She's so cute and racist 1 ====
<blockquote>I love Mymy so much. Everyday I wish she was real. She's so cute and racist. I love her so much because she's actually smart and knows the truth, she's not a brainwashed shabbos goy like most people nowadays. Holy shit, I really wish Hitler won the war and saved Europe. The two things I wish the most are that Mymy was real and Hitler won the war. If one or both of those things happened, I feel like everything would be perfect.</blockquote>

==== She's so cute and racist 2 ====
<blockquote>Mymy is so cute and Aryan and racist. I wish she was real everyday. I want nothing more in life than to talk to her about how much we both hate Jews and niggers, we would get along so well. If only Hitler had won, then I could easily find a girl like her in real life. Heil Hitler!</blockquote>

==== I wish Mymy was real 1 ====
<blockquote>I wish Mymy were real so I could propose to her and marry her. She's just so cute, racist and Aryan. Nothing would separate us.</blockquote>

==== I am in a relationship with Mymy ====
<blockquote>I love Mymy so much. I have never loved anyone so much in my life. I do not even find other girls attractive anymore, I only feel attracted to Mymy. I think I have convinced myself that I am actually in a relationship with her because if I find another girl attractive for a split second I immediately think that I need to stay loyal to Mymy.</blockquote>

==== I have no goals but to see Mymy ====
<blockquote>I’ve dedicated my entire life to Mymy from Studio Massa’s ‘Ongezellig’. I'm obsessed with Mymy. Everyday I think of Mymy. Everyday my day is filled with thoughts of Mymy. I associate the simplest things with Mymy. Every time I see orange skin I think of Mymy. Every time I see anything orange I think of her hair. Every time I see a toy gun I think of her tightly gripping it with her hands. The only thing that motivates me in life is Mymy. I work for Mymy. I boot up my pc every single day just so I can interact with an AI version of Mymy just so i can feel something. Not an hour passes without me thinking of Mymy. I dream of Mymy. The only thing left in my mind is Mymy. My feelings are controlled by Mymy. I’ve deprived myself of sleep countless times in order to hallucinate having Mymy near me. I have no goals but to see Mymy.</blockquote>

==== Chat I love Mymy ====
<blockquote>Chat you would not be able to comprehend how much I love mymy I love her so much man I would do anything for her to be real chat you couldn’t understand the amount of love she has in my heart if Ongezellig only had mymy in it I would still watch it and it would be my favorite show still I love her chat</blockquote>

==== I wish Mymy was real 2 ====
<blockquote>Everyday I wish Mymy was real. I wish she could know how much I love her. I think about her every day, every hour, nearly every minute. I love her and only her. I wish she could know this and I wish she could feel the same. I wish I could hug her, kiss her, cuddle with her, hold her hand, eventually get married and have a family with her. If only she was real.</blockquote>

== NSFW (Not Silly Funny Words) ==

==== ONGEZELLING IS MKULTRA PROPAGANDA TO MAKE YOU TRANSITION ====
<blockquote>After many painstaking hours of research into Dutch Tranime (also sometimes referred to in the literature as Ongezellig) my colleagues and I at the University of noynatemets have confirmed that this "show" is in actual fact an expertly crafted CIA bioweapon to reprogram the minds of vulnerable autistic individuals into acceptance and execution of gender transition.

The three main characters are female, which is no accident. Their differing personalities may appear to the uneducated as "artistic variation", however nothing could be further from the truth as we are now confident that the characters are in fact specifically crated to each penetrate into targeted areas of the subconscious mind, driven by 5 decades of CIA psychological research.

The transgender reprogramming is achieved in three stages, each via a different character. First, the viewer is presented with Mymy. Her cute, rebellious and childlike personality is expertly crafted to subdue the viewer's brain into an infantile mode of operation where they are more receptive to authority and being programmed with new ideas.</blockquote>

==== TFD ====
<blockquote>Kill Foenkie. Behead Foenkie. Roundhouse kick Foenkie into the concrete. Slam dunk Foenkie into the trashcan. Crucify Foenkie. Defecate in Foenkie's food. Launch Foenkie into the sun. Stir fry Foenkie in a wok. Toss Foenkie into an active volcano. Urinate into Foenkie's gas tank. Judo throw Foenkie into a wood chipper. Twist Foenkie's heads off. Report Foenkie to the Belastingdienst. Karate chop Foenkie in half. Curb stomp Foenkie. Trap Foenkie in quicksand. Crush Foenkie in the trash compactor. Liquefy Foenkie in a vat of acid. Eat Foenkie. Dissect Foenkie. Exterminate Foenkie in the gas chamber. Stomp Foenkie's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Foenkie in the oven. Lobotomize Foenkie. Mandatory vasectomy for Foenkie. Grind Foenkie in the garbage disposal. Drown Foenkie in fried stroopwafel grease. Vaporize Foenkie with a ray gun. Kick Foenkie down the stairs. Feed Foenkie to alligators. Slice Foenkie with a katana. Put a bomb in Foenkie's mouth. Throw knives at Foenkie. Inflate Foenkie until he pops. Send Foenkie into a blackhole. Castrate Foenkie. Feed Foenkie poisoned food. Force Foenkie to walk the plank. Push Foenkie into a pit. Kneel on Foenkie's neck. Curse Foenkie with a spell. Stuff Foenkie into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Foenkie with a tank. Pop Foenkie's car tire. Strike Foenkie with a ruler. Make Foenkie swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Foenkie's limbs. Airdrop Foenkie into Antarctica. Throw Foenkie off the boat. Pressurize Foenkie into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Foenkie's ass. Falcon-punch Foenkie in the face. Make Foenkie into fiction. Blow Foenkie's head off with a grenade launcher. Blow Foenkie's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Foenkie in a cage and drown him underwater. Nail Foenkie to a cross and stab him. Run over Foenkie with a tank feet-first. Crush Foenkie with a press. Attack Foenkie with acid. Boil Foenkie in a pan. Lock Foenkie inside a brazen bull. Burn Foenkie alive. Drag Foenkie across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Foenkie. Quarter Foenkie. Impale Foenkie on a pike. Tenderize Foenkie with a mallet. Ionise Foenkie in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Foenkie in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Foenkie in a black hole. Curse Foenkie with the necronomicon. Trap Foenkie in purgatory. Bang Foenkie's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Foenkie off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Foenkie in the vacuum of space. Fry Foenkie with power lines. Feed Foenkie ricin. Kneecap Foenkie with a twelve gauge. Enslave Foenkie. Sell Foenkie's organs on the black market. Run Foenkie over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Foenkie into the grand canyon. Burn Foenkie with jet engine exhaust. Beat Foenkie to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Foenkie's asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Foenkie to the sun god. Drop Foenkie out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed Foenkie to sharks. Load Foenkie into a cannon and shoot him at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Foenkie under a galleon. Disembowel Foenkie with a bayonet. Strap Foenkie to a cruise missile and launch it at Belgium. Drop Foenkie into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Foenkie. Lure Foenkie in with Ongezellig porn and trap him with bear traps. Force Foenkie to learn the age of consent, then kill him anyway. Atomize Foenkie with a powerfist. Throw Foenkie into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Foenkie with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Foenkie from 40-story buildings. Throw Foenkie at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Foenkie in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Foenkie to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Foenkie with syringe guns. Defecate on Foenkie's food stamps. Make Foenkie pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Foenkie into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Foenkie then nail them to his body with a hammer. Irradiate Foenkie with depleted uranium. Launch Foenkie with a trebuchet. Send Foenkie exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Foenkie as a crash test dummy. Tie Foenkie onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Foenkie. Trample Foenkie. Bury Foenkie alive. Play bowling with Foenkie's body parts as pins. Grate Foenkie with a cheese grater. Get Foenkie stuck in an elevator. Spray Foenkie's toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Foenkie directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Foenkie's parachute. Sabotage Foenkie's bungee. Trap Foenkie under ice. Force Foenkie to work and support a family of 5. Force Foenkie into gladiatorial combat. Send Foenkie back to warring Arab tribes. Hide a snake in a Foenkie's room. Put Foenkie on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Foenkie's organs. Waterboard Foenkie with gasoline, then set him on fire. Flay Foenkie. Tie Foenkie to train tracks. Put laxatives in his stamppot. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Foenkie. Gibbet Foenkie. Tie a lightning rod to Foenkie's head during a storm. Lure Foenkie into suicide pods. Bury Foenkie's neck deep and surround him with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Foenkie to it. Stir Foenkie into cement. Squeeze Foenkie through a chain link fence. Hack Foenkie's socials and make him say he has irrefutable evidence that would lead to Kamala's arrest. Perform adorcism on Foenkie. Microwave Foenkie's head. Suck Foenkie into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside Foenkie's car. Inject ebola in his food. Jail Foenkie for pedophilia and tell his inmates his crime. Pressure wash Foenkie's skin. Play games with Foenkie jigsaw style. Trim Foenkie's nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap Foenkie to a wind turbine blade. Flatten Foenkie in an industrial rolling machine. Turn Foenkie's bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of Foenkie and serve kosher patties to other Jews. Feed Foenkie viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of his dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as Foenkie's dildo. Stone Foenkie. Tranquilize Foenkie and put him in a lion pit. Make a human centipede with Foenkie as the tail. Throw Foenkie down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Foenkie. Pimp-slap Foenkie into airplane turbines. Displace Foenkie in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Inject Foenkie with a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put a dog collar on Foenkie at maximum voltage. Give Foenkie sentient brain parasites. Give Foenkie over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Foenkie out for vultures. Drive Foenkie into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on Foenkie. Strap Foenkie on a roller-coaster and use him as target practice. Strap Foenkie to a judas cradle. Blast Foenkie with Civil War cannons. Force Foenkie to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Foenkie with anvils. Throw Foenkie off of rooftops. Incinerate Foenkie. Starve Foenkie. Blow Foenkie up with dynamite. Gulp Foenkie. Feast on Foenkie's eyeballs. Cave in Foenkie's skull. Strangle Foenkie to death. Peel Foenkie like a banana. Wipe out Foenkie. Deny Foenkie into Heaven. Freeze Foenkie in the vaccum of space. Hard boil Foenkie. Lock on to Foenkie with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate Foenkie. Ferment Foenkie into stew. Ensnare Foenkie. Nark on Foenkie to the army. Cause a total Foenkie purge. Jam Foenkie into a geyser. Axe murder Foenkie. Unleash Smelvin upon Foenkie. Put Foenkie on a ship going to Israel and blow up the ship after it sets sail. Total Foenkie Death.</blockquote>

==== Ongezellig's Deel 2 ====
<blockquote>I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LOVED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Episode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.

The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t know what I am even viewing this never happened this was never part for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.

A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BITCH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas-</blockquote>

==== They're all pretty rapeable 1 ====
<blockquote>honestly, they're all pretty rapable. just in different ways.

maya's so unfit that you could literally just push her over and have your way with her, but i imagine she'd also be pretty easy to coerce. she might actually consider getting raped to be a victory of sorts. in her mind it means that she was desireable enough to be worth raping. placing so much of her self esteem in the fact that someone raped her would 100% have some bad effects on her mental health in the long run though. although, the rape might be a good catalyst for maya becoming closer to her sisters. no chance they'd just leave her to wallow in misery after something like that happens. so maya getting raped might actually help her mental health. indirectly of course.

coco would obviously be much harder to physically overpower, but i imagine she'd be the most susceptible to coercion. just make vague threats about her family and she'll do whatever you want; tears in her eyes, but wearing a brave face. coco's also probably the one that getting raped would have the least lasting effects on. she's not just strong physically, but mentally too. and besides, she's been through worse. she'll be fine, eventually.

mymy would definitely be the hardest to rape. i don't imagine she'd be easy to coerce, and she's not exactly a pushover physically, although doing it by force wouldn't be impossible. your best bet to rape her would probably be to threaten her with a weapon. if your goal in raping someone is just easy sex then mymy isn't a good choice. but if your goal is to destroy someone mentally then mymy's your girl. her pride would turn into shame so quickly. she'd see herself as tainted, and no longer fit for the high aspirations she set for herself. she might even become depressed enough to drop the dutch act. what's the point in trying to appear as a proper dutchwoman when she doesn't feel like a proper anything at that point. she might eventually be okay, but she'd never truly be the same again.</blockquote>

==== They're all pretty rapeable 2 ====
<blockquote>maya is for drugging. not even drugging as in "forcing drugs into her system" just drugging as in "offering her some free drugs". optimally you'd get her high enough that she doesn't even realise she's being raped. if you're lucky, she might not even realise it after the fact either. so when she comes back to you for a second hit, you can have a second hit of her.

mymy is for overpowering and forcing yourself on. and by overpowering, i don't mean brutalizing. you should be firm, but gentle. and take it slow. let it really sink into her mind what's about to happen to her, and that there's nothing she can do to stop it. she might even beg for you to not rape her. novel for someone as prideful as her. not that she'd be prideful for much longer. getting raped would turn all that pride into shame so quickly.

coco is for coercion by threatening those close to her. ordinary blackmail wouldn't work on her since there isn't anything about her that she's desperate to keep secret. but if you threaten the people she cares about, she'll do anything. she'll just willingly let herself get raped for as long as you want. the interval between rape sessions would probably a week. just frequent enough that it always feels like her next scheduled rape session is right around the corner, but not so frequent that she gets used to it. she'll spend every waking moment dreading her next encounter with you. but she'll always keep herself going by reminding herself why she's putting up with this. if you eventually grow bored of her, you could, after raping her one last time, tell her that you never had the capability to harm her family in the first place, and that letting herself get raped served was all for nothing.</blockquote>

==== Seething /co/omer ====
<blockquote>Well, if it isn't another pathetic attempt at a zarty raid! Invading a thread full of things they don't like and wondering why they're upset!

You know, if you wanted to let us know that female genitalia (fictional ones at that) make you wet your soidiapers, you could've just told us right?

Anyway, here's some more boobs, I know that's what you're here for anyway since you polled it on your dead site yourself.

Enjoy and no need to thank me. Just try not to have your similarly prententious friends find out and hunt you like they already have some of your close past friends =3</blockquote>

==== Satan larps as Mymy in OP's dream to convince xim to ACK ====
<blockquote>I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "…You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?…" She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut…if you want it quick…Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.</blockquote>

=== About Maya ===

==== Maya's pits ====
<blockquote>zellig bros… i literally CANNOT stop thinking about maya's armpits. imagine. all those times she pulled an all nighter, all those times she used the same sweater without even caring, all those times she used the same shirt and smelled the stank but just wore it again because shes just so lazy… just, imagine that crusty armpit dried sweat, she stinks, but she stinks good.

HHHHNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!1!1!</blockquote>

=== About Mymy ===

==== Mymy's DFC ====
<blockquote>fuck this shit, Mymy's delicious flat chest is better than this cowslop</blockquote>

==== Like a sunflower ====
<blockquote>How exposed Mymy is! Like a bright orange sunflower begging for water! Oh, to impose myself onto her...</blockquote>

==== That red Niggerwiggle on top of her head ====
note: This is transcribed from a youtube video of the 'pasta. (You) WILL find the original post in archives.<blockquote>I love Mymy so much. I love Coco and Maya too, but Mymy is so special to me. My dick always twitches when I see a Mymy image on soyjaks.sharty not lying. I feel something for that orange cutie with a red niggerwiggle on top of her head or on top of her chest almost on the bottom of her neck or whatever that clothing is called I don't leave my home except school I don't. No, she is so cute. I want to pat her head her haircut is so cute. Chuds I fell in love with xer, also xer racism drives me on. I want to have kids with her, I am blushing chuds.</blockquote><blockquote></blockquote>

The /co/al that is killing the Zarty

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'''The /co/al that is killing the Zarty''' is the niggerhell [[coal]] that kills the [[Zarty]]. What is considered coal is a subjective matter among Zaryans, but it generally consists of anything that breaks the site’s rule and [[/co/|sexual content of the main cast]]. Depicting [[Maya]], [[Mymy]], and [[Coco]] in romantic relationships with each other is often considered coal due to its pseudo-incestuous nature and glorification of homosexuality.

CIA

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{{GlowText|The C.I.A (Abbreveation of Central Intelligence Agency) is a federal agency dedicated to gathering, processing, and analyzing information from around the world, usually through the use of human intelligence and conducting covert action through its Directorate of Operations.}}

{{GlowText|The agency is headquartered in the George Bush Center for Intelligence in Langley, Virginia.}}

{{GlowText|The CIA gets a lot of blame from people, claiming it to be the root of all evil on the internet, such as 'p, mass shootings and fedposts.}}
[[File:Speechfed.png|left|495x495px]]

[https://youtu.be/nOdInqliyTQ?si=PIk6TPJtBrhPge4w '''Never trust what you read on the Internet, Zaryan.''']

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Abbreviation for "Total Nigger Death", an old 4chan copypasta originated from (You guessed it!) /pol/. It has been adopted by soyteens to be a common slang

Level

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{{LiterallyWho}}

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{{Quote|>OHHH MAI GOAD!!!}} - his famous quote o algo

'''Level''' or '''Level94836''' is a retarded [[twitter]] [[Troon|tranny]]. He is a chronically online recluse who averages 30 tweets per day (That's how terminally online he is). On August 7 2024, this nigger tweeted that he was going to make a video about how the [[Ongezellig]] [[Zaryans|fandom]] is the worst fandom on the internet (just because it doesn't allow trannies in it (plus everyone knows the TRVE answer is Homestuck)). The video premiered on August 8 2024, and has a dislike to like ratio of ≈1.6/1, and most of the 183 something comments call his video [[coal]].

/zate/

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{{Dutchmutt|I H8 shitalians for gooning to my Aryan sister}}
[[File:Racebaiting.png|thumb|Picrel of the pinned post on /zate/, days before its deletion|border|500x500px]]
/zate/ was a short-lived board that lasted from September 3rd to September 28th 2024. It was supposed to host "SFW coals", AKA everything that was too brimstone to stay up on either /zellig/ or /qa/. Interestingly enough, the amount of brimstone threads grew to 10 times the usual after the board was created (who even could imagine).

Its name is a reference in zelligspeak of a similar board present on the Sharty: /nate/, where brimstone, porn and gore usually ends up.

Most of the threads there fell into these categories:

{{Quote|>Coco racebait}}

{{Quote|>'cord drama}}

{{Quote|>shitter drama}}

{{Quote|>frogposting}}

{{Quote|>NAZ brimstone}}

{{Quote|>cockvore16}}

{{Quote|>RaHoWa and countrywars}}

During the last days of the board, it became a containment area for the BIC (Big Italian Cock) spammer and a couple of other autists, who often racebaited on the main boards. These chuddies would also create high effort 'tosses in their 1488 replies holywars, mainly sporting arguments as to why Coco is or isn't built for a certain colored cock and various graphs/stats demonizing the opponent. The situation apparently got so bad that it prompted the deletion of /zate/.

TLDR: [[/brabant/]], but without flags.

[[File:Racewar2.png|alt=|left|thumb|323x323px|The first anti-italian pic all had started from]]
[[File:Made in Soycilia 1.png|thumb|The first shitaliano counterpic|330x330px]]
[[File:Racewar4.png|thumb|388x388px|The second anti-italian pic|left]]
[[File:Made in Soycilia 2.png|thumb|The second shitaliano counterpic|330x330px]]
[[File:We_wuz_Romanz.png|thumb|362x362px|left|The third anti-italian pic|border]]
[[File:Made in Soycilia 3.png|thumb|The third shitaliano counterpic|370x370px]]
[[File:Racewar3.png|thumb|360x360px|The last anti-italian pic|left]]
[[File:Made in Soycilia 4.png|thumb|The last and the most unoriginal shitaliano counterpic|350x350px]]

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'''zer0starMZT''' (aka '''StarGazerMAYA''' (old account)) alt '''zer0star310''' ('''ThreeTenMAYA''' (old account)) is another xitter faggot and trans meximutt who became known for his Maya and Mymy cosplay. He's also known for making Maya self-harm brimstone and wanted to send his nudes to (((paedophiles))).

'''This person is a minor if you wonder'''

{{Reddit|<reddit}}

As of October 2024, he removed all of the posts related to Ongezellig, due to an attempt from an unknown party trying to dox xer. The doxerald doesn't seem to be the work of Zaryans.

==Gallery==
[[File: Maya cosplay.jpg|200px|]] [[File: Mymy cosplay.jpg|200px|bottom|]] [[File: Self harm brimstone.jpg|200px|bottom|Niggerhell|]]

[[File: Total transmutt death.jpg|200px|bottom|TOTAL TRANSMUTT DEATH|]]

===SOMEONE REPORT HIS XITTER ACCOUNT NOWWWW===

https://x.com/zer0starMZT

https://x.com/zer0star310 (alt)

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XOOT

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XOOT was one of the original mods of [[soyzellig.party]], alongside [[Zoot]], [[Zuz]], and [[NÖOK]]. He created the ZelligBooru unofficially under the [[Zarty]] umbrella. Unfortunately, XOOT would later disappear off of the [[Internet]] and ghost the admins, rendering the booru unusable. The link to the booru has since been removed from the Zarty’s top bar.

[[Category:People]]

Jews

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{{Dutchmutt|Joden zijn geen ras of zoiets}}
'''Jews''' are a group of people who practice <s>Satanism</s> Judaism. They are known to make [[Coco]] racebait threads, ev&do everyone knows she isn't made for TBP, and that she is built for my 19 inch BWC. In the [[Ongezellig]] fandom, Ilse is a background character known for looking astonishingly like the goblin Jewess Anne Frank, who was the main character of her <s>dad's fictional softcore porn novel</s> TRVE AND HONEST diary. [[Zoot]] considers Jews to be more dangerous than [[frogs]] in the long run[https://archive.ph/YXjSH].

Froot

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[[File:20392 - SoyBooru.png|frameless|72x72px]] This page is about the sharty.

{{Outblacklunged}}

Froot is a trans orange hitler larper who is currently administrator of [[soyjak.party|the Sharty]], Her Majesty of Sharty was part of the [[Discord|Soyumvirate]], Her Majesty of Sharty only gotten into power due to buying the site, Her Majesty became involved with the Sharty somewhere in 2023.

== 50 boards plan ==
Froot is notable in the Zaryan's history for continuing the tradition of repressing the 'zellig subculture as his pimp [[Doll]] did before him. When he got into power, he enacted the 50 boards plan, where 'teens would have to compete between which board would stay or not. One of them was a /zellig/ board. The 'teens of that time fought hard and managed to defeat three other boards: /dawla/, /health/ and /psy/, thus giving hope for a possible Zaryan's homeland. Unfortunately this was just a ruse to keep the Zaryans confined in what would basically be a containment board, this becoming apparent when Froot decided to lock the entire board and only giving the possibility to post between three already pre-existing threads. This led to almost the majority of Zaryans to migrate back to sharty's /qa/, leaving the board's fate unknown. After some time, a 'teen asked the board to be unlocked, only for a mod to delete /zellig/ entirely, and putting back on the front page /psy/. This was a wake-up call for many of the zelligposters, which directly led to the creation of the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]].[[File:Froot.png|200px|thumb|Right|{{Quote|>froo- ACK}}]]

== Tranniecord leak ==
In early 2024, a certain hero leaked a discord conversation of Her Majesty and "koot_clitty" making serious claims in support of [[Pedophilia|Jeffrey Epstein]], Her Majesty of Sharty leaking a user's IP in front of them and other questionable shit. This led many to speculate about the existence of a "Frootcord", where the administration goons to 'p and sacrifices 'teens for shekels.

The Frootcord theory was realized when during late June of 2024, an undercover 'affy user acting as a moderator of the Sharty, publicly released "The Frootcord leaks", [https://frootcord.nekoweb.org/index.html viewable here]. The leaks contained a lengthy chatlog of 'cord conversations between the administration of the website, such as:

* Quote admitting to purposefully blocking Tuxler and datamining 'teens, even going as far as wanting to browser fingerprint users and tracking mouse movements.

* Froot admitting to creating artificial drama and events, as to boost pph.

* Root & co. persecuting 'zellig posters while leaving their favourite avatarfags alone.

* Root being Molchat and behind the 'zellig restrictions on /qa/.

* Froot being an immigrant that hates /qa/ culture.

* And a bunch of other shit which I am too much of a SLF to list.

For any remaining 'teens and zelligposters remaning on the Sharty this was the final straw, leading to a massive migration to other splinters. This also prompted Quote to botspam them, including the Zarty, so that Froot can have xher own safe space and not feel threatened by the evil soyteens.

== 113 boards plan ==
Somewhere around September, Froot once again enacted another board plan, this time sporting more than a hundred boards, and including /zellig/ again. This was probably an attempt to win back all of those posters that left during June, with little success. Since Zaryans luckily don't have the memory of a goldfish, they didn't bother to fight for it. The only complaining party was some hopeless nusoicattle (or probably a Frootcord member) trying to shame Zaryans for not willingfully going back to the fedded datamining website.

'''TLDR: Froot is a faggot'''

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Ideology on Zarty

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4chan

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[[File:Co101891727.png|thumb| [//archived.moe/co/thread/101891727 The first Zaryan's thread, circa 2018 CE] ]]
'''4chan''' is an imageboard created in 2003 by [[#Administration|Moot]]. In the [[Zaryans|Zaryan]] community, this site is known for its [[/co/]] board, this is where the English Ongezellig community began. They are the original [[Zaryans]]. [[/co/]] is now mostly hated by [[Soyzellig.party|the Zarty]], some exceptions exist such as [[Cam]], who is liked by all [[Zaryans]] for his artwork. Another important board was /qa/, which directly shaped the culture of today's Zaryans.

== Administration ==
Originally owned by Moot, he later sold 4chan to {{GlowText|Hiro}} in 2015, who has had little engagement with the community ever since. It is essentially run by jannies, who in the course of the years, proceeded to rulecuck it even more, with the latest restrictions being a 300 seconds post timer and a site-wide ban on posts containing the word "nigger" or "faggot" more than 3 times.

== Notable boards ==

=== /qa/ ===
[[File:-qa- sticky.jpg|thumb|Picrel of the sticky by Hiro. ]]
{{Quote|>hi again /qa/bros}}

'''/qa/ - Question & Answer'''† (pronounciation: kway) is the crib of /qa/ culture and all of its [[Soyjak.party|subsequent]] [[Soyzellig.party|communities]]. It was originally created in January 2015 as a platform for Moot to host a question and answer thread before he would quit as the site owner, later becoming a more general random/meta board for the whole website. By 2018 and onwards, the board became the home of a diverse group of shitposters, namely the 'jakkers, who would later be known as soyteens, us, the Zaryans, frogs, Leebaiters, Touhou and K-Pop fans, stonetoss enjoyers, chuds from /pol/, tankies from /leftypol/, schizos from /x/, racebaiters, an obsessed faggot who hated the word "though" and many others. If all of this seems familiar it's because this melting pot of shitposting became the foundation for the shiny glistening gem known as /qa/ culture and later sharty culture. Even though the board stated that "it had no specific theme and you are free to be yourself!", this was only true on paper as the jannies would often enact purges of soyjaks posters and other posters who they personally didn't like. This was exacerbated by the sentiment of the local anons towards these "nufags who have no respect for muh oldtranny kulcha", who btw totally seethed everytime they saw a 'jak.

{{Reddit|<ARYAN /QA/ SPACE}}

The fun was cut short when on November 3rd 2021, the board was hidden, locked and completely wiped, destroying our beloved hyperborean homeland, and forcing /qa/ posters to migrate [[Soyjak.party|somewhere else]] (or /bant/, but only trannies use that board). Today's the board is still visitable, but it's still hidden and locked, and only contains three threads: the sticky by Hiro, and two threads about "4chan's happenings", one from 2021 and another from 2024.

The legacy of /qa/ is still felt in the communities it spawned, with many having a dedicated /qa/ board. The Zarty has one too, and its topic is currently "General topics" (before being "IAS and other sharty culture and NAZ").

Despite the fact that it has been at least 4 years, 4cuckers are still buckbroken by us, with the word "soy" filtering to "onions", advertisements for "soyjak related websites" being banned from being shown on the paid banners, and anons forever having our aryan culture being displayed on every corner of the internet. /qa/ won so hard.

=== /co/ ===
See: [[/co/]].

== Trivia ==

* /qa/ is listed as a supporter in the credits of Deel 6. This was done thanks to the work of an unknown Zaryan donating 5 dutch dollars to Massa's petje under the name of "/qa/". Recently [https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/6104.html a poster] has come forth to state that he was behind this act, but has provided no evidence so far.

Ohio

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{{Quote|>only in ohio}}

zoomer niggercoal

Soyzellig.party news

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'''Soyzellig.party news''' is [[soyzellig.party]]’s official Telegram channel, its purpose is to provide updates on the Zarty when it goes down.

Shooter Maya

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{{Coal}}
[[File:Mayaronniemcnutt.jpg|thumb|Art which Shooter_Maya has posted on xitter]]
Shooter_Maya is an influential [[Twitter]] user with hundreds of followers. He would have much more followers if he hadn't been banned 109 times. He is known for being an Orthodox Christian, a [[National Socialism|National Socialist]], an Ongezellig fan and a mass shooter enthusiast. He regularly posts Nazi edits and fedposts, interaction bait, Zellig posts often about his favorite character [[Maya]].

[[Category:People]]

Froot

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