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Onion Dweller Again Again

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also know as 'Onion Dweller' is a flash animator

== Productions ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+products
!title
!about
!release date
!characters
|-
|Running in the sixties ongezellig but TISM
|features "Whatareya?" by TISM but the 'running in the 60's' plays the song
|29th of march
|Maya, Cleo, Mymy, Zoey, Coco, Yfke
|-
|Weird Al Yankovic - Amsterdamquerque (really really GOOD edit)
|Maya is Weird Al Yankovic, in Albuquerque but Amsterdamque, because it's Dutch :)
|5th of April, 2025
|Maya, Soei, Mymy(agugu form), Massa
|-
|Ongezelllig Animation - Mymy Rival (PARODY!)
|Yana apposes Mymy is the up and coming school election, and Mymy tries to stop her. Until election day comes Mymy and get disquisitions, causing Yana to win the election. and Yana tells Mymy a lecture and her personal experience. Yana then falls asleep (From the president slipping her sleeping pills [100% true]) causing Mymy (who also had the paperwork) to win the election.
|25th of April, 2025
|Yana, Yana's father, Kiki, Bert, Mymy, John, Tryn, Stan, Maya, Noga (Maya's cat), Coco, terrorist, Sjef, Rens, Vera
|-
|Ongezelllig Animation - Mymy's Big Freaking Dilemma (PARODY!)
|Mymy has a dilemma about her dutchness. (Sjef makes an epic statement)
|25th of May, 2025
|Mymy(Meiko), Zoey, Henk, Ilse, Adam, Goof, Sjef, Roos, Yana, Coco, Maya, Snow the Snowman, Eiko, Plane, British Boy
|-
|Ongezelllig Animation - Coco & Co.'s Big Break (PARODY!)
|Running in the 60's enter a music competition for the Big Break of the summer And meet the princess of the Netherlands but get hold up by the Mr. Morocco.
|18th of June, 2025
|Yfke, Coco, Cleo, Maya, Mymy, Zoey, Princess of the Netherlands, Ilse, Vera, Axel, Wiel, Tryn, Rens, Cato, Mr. Morroco
|-
|Ongezelllig Animation - Maya Ruins Everything (PARODY!)
|Maya is just being rude for reasonable manners. Coco gets a disease (HIV, Cancer, AIDS, Spanish Flu, and etc.) Maya becomes Happy and becomes popular until Coco returns.
|13th of July, 2025
|Coco, Maya, Mymy, Van gogh flower's, Anke, Epke, doctor, Soei, Wiel, Tryn, Stan, Axel, Mymy, Koos, Yana, Cleo, Roos, Bert, Adam, Koos's Brother, Mayafag, Goof, Sjef, Cato
|-
|Ongezelllig Animation - Mymy's Friend-tastic Voyage (PARODY!)
|Kiki gets fooled by Mymy, that there was treasure under the school.
|14th of August, 2025
|Kiki, Goof, Zoey, Coco, Mymy, Axel, Stan, Cato, Bert, Henkie?, Mymyfag, Vera
|-
|Ongezelllig Animation - Life of Vera (PARODY!)
|Vera class causes so much chaos that Vera quits and the Schoppenboer sisters have to help her. Maya tries to help but is overshadowed by Mymy when help Vera.
|28th of September, 2025
|Vera, Cleo, Yfke, Coco, Maya, Tryn, Wiel, Adam, Cato, Mymy, Kiki, Axel, Henk Koos, Sjef, Bert, Goof, Zoey, Roos, Ilse, Cleo, Vera's father, Kurk Cobain, British Boy,Yana
|-
|(waiting for the next peak coming in the future)
|unknown
|unknown
|unknown
|}

MayaWin

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[[File:CocoFrog.png|frameless|83x83px]] {{Quote|>Mayaxisters......}}{{Infobox Imageboard Site|imageboard_name=The Minny|imageboard_logo=|date_founded=September 4th, 2025|creator=MayaWQN|owner=MayaWQN, his "buddy"|major_boards=/qa/, /maya/|total_posts=700+|homepage=Oh I am a mayafail}}

The Minny is a splinter of the Zarty, presumably created on September 4th 2025 by two butthurt avatartrannies, whose purpose is none.

{{Quote|>ACKtually it's to post my Maya goon gemmies}}

Shit no one cares about^

On top of being useless, they are obsessed with Zaryans, trying to shill their site when possible and with the owner publicly calling for our shutdown in order to "clean the name of Ongezellig and start anew".

The site has abysmal ppd and it was quickly colonized by the Kuzzy, resulting in them jerking their cocks off to the nostalgia of their gay larp site (You will NEVER be real carterists).

== Site Non-Culture ==

* Gooning to Maya
* Gooning to Maya
* Gooning to Maya
* Gooning to Maya
* Gooning to Maya
* Gooning to Maya

== Rules ==
Almost the exact same of the Zarty, proving how this site is essentially a tantrum in digital form.

Zelty

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''"Why are they all third worlders"''

''-Mustard''

The Zelty was originally an inside joke about making fun of the need of soyteens to always have a boogeyman to blame all of their problems on, reaching popularity around Summer 2024, retracing the SMVs of the Jarty.

In practice the Zelty never existed, until on September 23rd it was discovered that the domain was bought recently under the provider Porkbun, redirecting to a discord server full of self-proclaimed pedophiles and foodists, with an overlap of users from the Jassy. They planned on making the site public on September 26th.

'''UPDATE:''' The site didn't open geg

Before that date, the users of that server have been IP leaked, doxed, and reported in order to SHUTTTT IT DOOOOWWWNNN, with varying degrees of success. The domain was immediately ban-filtered on both the Zarty and the Streety, and its users banned.

Do NOT for ANY REASON, try to visit this site.

== Site Culture ==
[[File:9dqfwy.gif|frameless|250x250px]]

''Note: actual zeltycucks may look darker''
== How to deal with Zeltycucks ==
Zeltycucks are a rare breed of the pedophile that infests the Soysphere, but all can be identified by simple traits such as their hatred of the Zarty, moralfags and anyone who calls them out for being disgusting shitskins only useful as initial product for your woodchipper.

You can also find these organisms infesting social medias usually in groups, using their own slang and language to identify each other, for example:

* calling Mymy a "brat" or "in need of correction"

* common usage of the terms "cunny", "moralfag" and "UOOOOHHHH 😭"

* they WILL call you a nuzartycuck

* disguising their porn addiction as normal and saying that gooning is cool

90% of zeltycucks live in some 3rd world shithole where CP is legal, so even if you do end up doxing them they will face almost no consequences. Still, doxing them causes immense leakage and contributes to marginalize these negroes until the inevitable day they'll rope and ACKKKKK.

Another way to make them seethe is to slopquote them without engaging with any of the posts they make, or to spam previous doxes of zellig porn artists.

If all previous strategies fail, ignore them, your time is worth more than the life of any of these individuals.

== Copypasta ==
<blockquote>Chuds, we stand now at the smoldering precipice of our once gemmy fandom. The invading armies are fierce—zaryans, troons, reelers, Roostards, O.Ogres; people who hate goonbait, people who demand OC coal, enemies of AI and Maya cvddles. Though their numbers are numerous, our server remains barely moderated. You will almost certainly have your IP leaked on this hill, but nothing will be certain to happen as they just end up self-cannibalizing out of boredom—I am proud of each and every one of you vuile sodomiets. This gemming spree will mark a permanent scar on the face of moralcuck modern 'zellig. If the Zarty still has any PPH ten weeks from now, they will post about us in incomprehensible slopjaks, as though we were the Zelty, petrified of our refusal to back down and cuck out to google docs. Your marching orders are thus: do not stop posting zellig 'p, do not stop grooming artists. If these moralcacas try to bait you, then bait them twice as hard. Point out hypocritical comments and reposts, mock them over their nothingburger drama, initiate demoralization threads. And while I would have personally shot Leopold II, you are hereby given permission to believe he was right about removing brown hands before they could post. Now go out there and make this the best last-standing pedonest on the 'cord.</blockquote>They actually fucking say this, geg.

Belgium

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'''Belgium''' is an <s>artificial union of two distinct nations which only exists because of the British</s> a country located in Northwestern Europe, which borders the [[Netherlands]] to the north, Germany to the east, Luxembourg to the south-east and France to the south, with a small coast on the North Sea. A federation covering the Dutch (Flemish) and French (Walloon) communities, it used to have a colonial empire in the 19th-20th century, mostly consisting of the Belgian Congo in Africa, but nowadays it is one of, if not the most cucked country in Europe, with its capital city, Brussels, being only 25% Belgian. It is said [[Maya]] comes from Belgium.

/drenthe/

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'''/drenthe/''' is an [[/zate/|another]] [[/chud/|failed]] [[/oc/|attempt]] to make [[zarty]] alive again. You might think it's [[/brabant/]]'s nemesis without flags but in reality this board is dedicated to shitposting, unrelated memes and more abysmal dogshit. This board has limited pages, so it's similar to /nate/ from [[sharty]] but NSFW is banned.

[[Category:Boards]]

Maya's parents

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[[Pajeet|Ravi]] Schoppenboer and Soei Schoppenboer are biological parents of [[Maya]] and adopted parents of [[Mymy]] and [[Coco]]. Not much is known about them. Ravi is an Indo-Dutch man from Suriname with green eyes (that's why Maya has green eyes). Soei is an Indonesian-Chinese woman, her birthplace is unknown.

[[File:Raviandsoei.png|thumb|One of the few drawings depicting them together]]

[[Category:Ongezellig characters]]

Eiko

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{{Dutchmutt|YOU'RE NOT MY SISTER or however Nagasaki is Ja-JAPSTERDAM... or whatever.}}

Eiko Tachibana is a character mentioned in [[petje.af]] drawings, cannonicaly is supposed to be [[Mymy]]'s sister who for years tries to find her. Mymy herself doesn't like her at all and absolutely hates her.

[[File:Eiko.png|thumb|Eiko holding a poster of child Mymy being missing]]

[[Category:Ongezellig characters]]

Running in the '60s

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Running in the '60s is a band comprised of [[Coco]], [[Cleo]], [[Yfke]] and Zoey. Not much known about the band except the [[petje.af]] drawings.

== Song (Petje.af hidden content) ==

Running from the niggers, is a new way i like to be

I'm just running from the niggers, come on, nigger, run to me

We are running from the niggers, is a new way to set me cuck

I'm just running from the niggers.
Yes, I'm a cuck, yes, I'm jartycuck!

[[File:runninginthe60sfix.png|thumb|Weezer]]

Countrywars

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Countrywars are reoccuring conflicts, originating in the /brabant/

== Russo-belarussian war ==
{| class="wikitable"
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! colspan="3" |Russo-belarussian war
|-
| colspan="3" |
|-
| colspan="3" |'''Factions'''
|-
|Pro-russian forces
[[Discord|Gemven]] russian (probably mikebullet12)
2 /brabant/ russians
Amerimutt reel migrant
Shitalian
VPN proxies
|Anti-russian forces
Ruthenski/Belarussian
2 Shitalian
2 Polacks
VPN proxies
|3rd-party factions
Sharty countryfighters
Azerbaijan baiter
|-
| colspan="3" |'''Result'''
Stalemate, conflict still continues
Endless hours wasted
Multiple threads derailed
All sides made a lot of butthurt themselves since the board opened
|-
|}
Russo-belarussian was is conflict as old as the /brabant/ itself, with its early traces going as far as February 2024. It is one of the longest reoccuring /brabant/ countrywars, which resulted in massive seethe, endless wasted hours and with drama sometimes spilling to other boards, multiple threads derailed.

Oekaki

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'''Oekaki''' is a tool that you can use to draw digital art or to create a thread if you don't have a suitable image file. The term '''oekaki''' is a transliteration of the [[Mymy|Japanese]] word "お絵かき".

== Connection to [[Zarty]] ==
On October 20th 2024 [[Zoot]] adds Oekaki and many [[zaryans]] create [[gem|nice art]] here, but sometimes strange and terrible [[coal]] that many ignore. Even someone created a thread for this[https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/43994.html].

== Gallery ==

[[File:Big bow.png|200px|thumb|left]] [[File:Maya and coco.png|200px|thumb|left]] [[File:Aguekaki.png|200px|thumb|left]] [[File:Oekaki trio.png|200px|thumb|left]]

LidlyArts

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'''LidlyArts''' (born February 11, 2000[https://archive.ph/5lv73]) is a [[Netherlands|Dutch]] fan artist most well known for her currently ongoing [[Ongezellig]] fan comic Adapting to Adoption. Unlike most other well know fan artists, Lidly has actually collaborated with [[Studio Massa]], as she was commissioned by him to illustrate the [[Comics|comic]] Maya’s Conversation. She currently works part-time in a shoe shop and is studying Speech and Language Therapy/Pathology[https://archive.ph/wip/4xSqJ].

Lidly use to post in the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] thread discussing her comic, but has since quit after getting into a heated argument with posters in the thread. She says that she ignores the “shitty people” and takes whatever feedback is genuinely constructive.

== Online Profiles ==
[[YouTube]]: [https://www.youtube.com/@multilingualgeekcorner4337 Multilingual Geek Corner]

[[Twitter]]: [https://x.com/LidlyArts LidlyArts]

[[Reddit]]: [https://www.reddit.com/user/LidlyArts/ LidlyArts]

Newgrounds: [https://lidlarts.newgrounds.com/ LIDLArts]

Ongezellig.com

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''Not to be confused with [[Coco|Blacked.com]]''

'''Ongezellig.com''' aka '''WFL OS''' is an alternative reality website game created by [[xitter]] immigrant. This game is about nothing but with [[ongezellig]] themes, references and xitter account promotion with self-insert references (Seriously, what's the point of ARG games?). However, if you click on '''Users''' folder then you can find something interesting, even though, if you find a '''Pictures''' folder in any sisters folders, then you'll find nothing, which proves that this game was rushed.

And this game doesn't work correctly on mobile devices, phone and ipadfags '''BTFO'''.

If you want to play this game, then click the text below:

'''[https://ongezellig.com/| ONGEZELLIG.COM, IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE]'''

[[Category:Websites]]

/qa/

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'''/qa/ won'''

/qa/ - Question & Answers

==4chan==

On [[4chan]] /qa/ was a board created by Hiroyuki in 2015. Most people used it just as SFW version of /b/ and the board was kind of popular due to the fact the board was rarely checked by jannies. In 2019-2020 the board became a major hub for posting 'jaks and 'zellig. On september 20th, 2020 Soot announced the creation of [[soyjak.party]], /qa/ users mostly used it if they got banned on 4chan. In early november 2021 users of the board decided to raid the /lgbt/ board and for that on 3rd of november jannies decided to lock the board leading to most of the users going to the Sharty. During 4chan hack incident on april 14th, 2025 the board was shortly reopened by the hacker before 4chan itself has been shutdown for maintenance. After 4chan came back jannies completely deleted the board.

==Soyjak.party==

On soyjak.party the board was used a SFW random board mostly for NAS, the board hit 500000 posts in april 2025. Before summer 2024 half of the threads on the board were Ongezellig but sadly it was pushed out by spammers and jannies. Nowadays the board is nothing but shitflinging, namefaggotry and [[troon]]slop.

==Soyzellig.party==

Was made for posting NAZ. Similar to the sharty but much less coal and more quality content. Board itself is not very popular gaining only 12000 posts in year and a half.

[[Category:Boards]]

/oc/

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'''Dead and purged by [[zoot]] board award 🎖️'''

A board about '''original creation''' or '''original content'''. This board is filled with high or low effort of digital 'zellig arts, [[/v/|junky unreleased games]] (mostly), unnamed projects from literal whos, [[xitter]] reposts and etc. /oc/ is a home for <s>'cord</s> talented artists and people.

[[Category:Boards]]

/chud/

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A board for shit nobody cares about enthusiasts. A mixture between [[/qa/]] and [[/oc/]] but worse.

[[Category:Boards]]

Agugu (hater's perspective)

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'''Mostly copied from sharty wiki award'''🎖️

Agugu is an unfunny brimstone created and forced on Soyzellig by a small group of Twitter weirdos. It's an edited image of Mymy from Ongezellig with a distorted face. It is also considered the female version of a caca.

Many soyteens seethed at xher existence. And accused her of being nu' Lita. Pedophiles have created 'p of Agugu on their booru which I will not name, and will obviously not cite. Agugu has been subject for multiple soyscholars to dissect the ethics around her posting, most of whom agree that it is an example of the age regression fetish. In other threads, they argue that Agugu is a self insert by pedo trannies with diaper fetishes and also symbolizes the kind of children xhey want to groom. Posting agugu is different than posting caca - while the first one is almost always accompanied by the age regressed text, Caca is usually used as a normal variant. Some complain that even with pedos aside, agugu still sucks cause xhe is moeslop that represents discord or xitter tier humor.

== Zooru Controversy ==
[[File:Agugucuck (namefag).png|thumb|Doctor Fauci has confirmed this is what agugucuck looks like.]]
All was going good and well in Soyzellig until one days the jews opened a portal to Agarthy and released a monster. While Agugu posters were spamming another thread with their coal, this creature stole the agugu name on the [[Zooru]]. This poster is an example of what happens when Agugu posters are given a namefield. He was a pedophile, suspected to be MegaMymy, a known zelligpedo from the Schlog who posted on the Zarty before being banned. He had slithered himself back from niggerhell onto the zooru where he reposted Agugu images from the Zarty. Soyentists are concerned that this pedophile is constantly lurking the Zarty since he was usually swift with reposting. Apart from posting Agugu, he liked to post porn, goonbait and yuri on the Zooru, most of it being deleted. His vantablack posts and comments in the replies on the Zooru have caused Zaryans wanting him to be banned from the Zooru, especially since it is likely he is the known zelligpedo MegaMymy. However, Zute, the owner of the Zooru, was reluctant at first. The poster has gained the nickname agugucuck. Out of fear that agugucuck would be spread his pedobrim to the [[ZelligWiki|ziki]], a Zaryan claimed the Agugu name here to protect it.

On February 27 2025, agugucuck was banned from the Zooru 3 months after he first showed up. A Zaryan concerned that Zute hadn't stated a response to the call to ban agugucuck 3 days prior, made a post calling the attention of [[Zoot]], in which he stated his discontent with the Zooru's values and aksed Zoot if he was fine with the difference between the Zooru's and [[Zarty]]'s values. Following this Zooty Zoot Zoot contacted Zutee Zute Zute and their conversation resulted in the banishment of agugucuck, saving the Zooru.
== Agulee ==
One notable Agugu hater is the poster known as Agulee. He rightly points out the fact that Agugu is an unfunny, forced brimstone, especially when Agugu posters are trying to derail another thread, causing a long back and forth about the status of Agugu as either gem or coal. While his opponents argue that his arguments can easily be refuted by the fact he is a tranny from [[Discord|njs]] and that his hatred for Agugu comes from the fact he will never be a cute Dvtch girl like Agugu is, this isn't the valid argument, since opponents of Agulee, Agugu posters, are often bisexual weirdos from Twitter who are even worse than him. He is known for using an unique style to separate his usual activities from anti agugu drama. He reddit spaces in his posts, albeit this posting style is reserved for when he discusses with Agugu posters. The frequency and intensity of anti-agugu dramas have led to Zaryans to calling him Agulee in reference to [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Lee_Goldson Lee Goldson], some Agugu posters Agulee bait by including references to Agugu in their posts and in replies to threads to spark a reaction, some even pretend to be Agulee in replies or however I love falling for bait on purpose. This suggests that Agugu posters are at least party responsible for the whole conflict, since they made a boogeyman out of the only person that tries to criticize them.

== Other Incidents ==
[[File:agugu leakage onto g.png|right|thumb|how many are out in the wild? (You) VVILL look for them.]]
On June 13th, 2024, someone posted sexual AI art of Agugu, depicting the toddler only in underwear with a folded sweater which almost uncovered her nipples. The user was quickly permanently banned for “pedophilic imagery.”
On September 14th of the same year, an outbreak occurred during a sharty raid on [[4chan|4cucks]]. A relatively innocent-looking thread appeared on the /g/ board, with OP posing a question about choosing an OS for his small business. This Agugu accompanied unrelated, NAZ clipart in order to better blend into the attached picrel. Uninitiated and uninformed ‘cux browsers didn’t suspect anything abnormal and gave genuine replies, while a possible raiding ‘teen recognized it and seethed about it in a reply. The thread suffered a sudden and fiery derailment when another Agugu was posted and its' presence was made known.[https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/102390617/#q102390617] This is the first confirmed instance on the 'ki of such behavior exhibited by Agugu or xheir variants.
''do (You) have any other relevant, 'chived incidents like this?''

Autism

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{{Quote|>I don't have Parkinson's i have A-DEE-DEE!}}

'''Autism''', or '''autism spectrum disorder''' ('''ASD'''), or '''Autism denial disorder''' ('''ADD''') refers to a broad range of conditions characterized by challenges with social skills, repetitive behaviors, speech and nonverbal communication.

Autism looks different for everyone, and each person with autism has a distinct set of strengths and challenges. Some autistic people can speak, while others are nonverbal or minimally verbal and communicate in other ways. Some have intellectual disabilities, while some do not. Some require significant support in their daily lives, while others need less support and, in some cases, live entirely independently.

Anybody can be autistic, regardless of sex, age, race or ethnicity. However, research from the CDC says that boys get diagnosed with autism four times more often than girls (which means [[Maya]] is less autistic than (You)). According to the DSM-5-TR, the diagnostic manual for ASD, autism may look different in girls and boys. Girls may have more subtle presentation of symptoms, fewer social and communication challenges, and fewer repetitive behaviors. Their symptoms may go unrecognized by doctors, often leading to underdiagnosis or misdiagnosis. Getting a diagnosis is also harder for autistic adults, who often learn to “mask”, or hide, their autism symptoms.

Autism is a lifelong condition, and an autistic person’s needs, strengths and challenges may change over time. As they transition through life stages, they may need different types of support and accommodations. Early intervention and therapies can make a big difference in a person’s skills and outcomes later in life.

== See more ==
* [[Maya]] - A girl who suffers from autism

Zalmud

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Zalmud is a book created some time after Soyvil War 3. It was created by group of Zaryans who were kicked out of [[Sharty]] and had to create the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]].

Zalmud contains all of the demonic thoughts of the Zaryans, it reveals what they really think about the shartycucks, and it contains many insults towards sharty and other splinters.

== Excerpts ==

=== Zalmud on Sharty ===
<blockquote>Even the best of Soyim have to be killed</blockquote>

Amerimutt hours

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'''Amerimutt hours''' are the most dead nigger hours in [[Soyzellig.party|zarty]]. Nothing special about it, just one fat 'mutt and obsessed janny talking to each other or however taco is flamming.

Euromutt hours

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'''Euromutt hours''' aka '''Obsessed hours''' are the most active hours in [[Soyzellig.party|zarty]]. The reason for this is the large number of slavs, evropaDEITIES and [[Jeet|small third world groups of people]]. Sometimes it's the most active hours for [[/co/|demoralisers]] when they get bored.

Petje.af

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'''Petje.af''' is a dutch patreon-like site which Studio Massa uses.

See [[Paypig art]] and [[The paypig call]] for paywall content.

'''Ongezellig:'''

https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig

'''Studio Massa:'''

https://petjeaf.com/studiomassa

'''Ijsberg:'''

https://petjeaf.com/ijsberg

[[Category:Websites]]

ESL of the Year Award

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[[File:Probably meant to write "Oh I forgot I did that".png|thumb|All hail]]
'''ESL of the Year Award''' is an annual award given for the most creative misuse of the English language resulting from being an [[Nigger|ESL shitskin]]. Due to the short history of [[Soyzellig.party|the zarty]], the award has been presented only once in 2024.

==Recipients of the award==

===2024===

In 2024, the award was given to [[Jeet]] for his sentence "'''oh I forgetted did that'''", described as "the biggest fail in the zarty's history". <s>Since the original post is missing, the exact date he received this award is not known. Most probably it happened in early December or late November.</s>It was found. The post was made on 11th December. It was collectively and unanimously given the award by the Zarty.

Jeet

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Random Indian who stumbled upon the Zarty in October 2024, posting for the first time in November. His shitskin brain thought that it would be great to shill zellig to other shitskins in India in order to save zellig. He later attempted to showcase Zaryan dominance over preddit on r/ongezellig by making brimstone ragebait, got raped in the process and cried about it on the Zarty. He riled up other fellow Zaryans to execute the most retarded nothingwaffle raid of all time on the 16th of December. This led to heavy Zarty humiliation and the subsequent verbal molestation of the jeet by the hands of other Zaryans. He also has the undisputed title of the biggest ESL fail in Zarty history, '''"oh I forgetted did that"'''.

=== List of Sins ===
Made shitty JewTube channel https://www.youtube.com/@IndiaZellig/videos

December 16th failraid against preddit
[[File:Jeet masterplan.jpg|thumb|Jeet's masterplan]]

ESL "oh i forgetted did that"

Samefagging (unconfirmed)[[File:jeet.png|thumb|{{Quote|>SAAAAR I WILL SAVE ZELLIG SAAAR}}]]

Legion-Zarty War

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'''Legion-Zarty War''' is a massive ongoing conflict between a [[Soyzellig.party]], oldfag rebellion and a [[demoralizer]] [[Discord|cord]] that began around December 6 2024.
{| class="wikitable"
|+
! colspan="3" |Legion-Zarty War
|-
| colspan="3" |[[File:Zarty-legion war.png|center|frameless]]
|-
| colspan="3" |'''Factions'''
|-
|'''Soyzellig.party'''
Jannycord
DevDEITY
[[Sharty]] migrants
[[Instagram|Reel]] migrants
|'''Oldfag rebellion'''
[[Conservaticucks]]
[[Zoot]] most of the time
|'''Legioncord'''
[[Namefags|Shartycuck]]
[[Lorenzo|Independent demoralizers]]
[[Massadownie]], might be Foenkie or 'downie member
[[NÖOK]]
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| colspan="3" |'''Result'''
|-
| colspan="3" |Stalemate
Most legioncord demoralizers banned post December 10 spam wave
Oldfag rebellion contiues
Occasional skimrishes contiue
"Zarty demoraliser" 'dueling battle. Oldfag rebellion technical victory.
[[Instagram|Reel migrants who are left from the war become central to the site culture]]
<s>Collaboration between Oldfag rebellion and Legioncord are left unknown.</s>
''Holy meds and sproke''
|-
| colspan="3" |'''Loses'''
|-
|A lot of the site's momentum gets lost
Some of the users leave at the sight of destruction
|Insignificant
|Insignificant
Foenkie gets doxxed <taken from deleted sharty's raid thread from months ago, so they deserve credit.
|}

Instagram

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'''Instagram''' is a photo and video sharing social networking service owned by Meta Platforms. There are a lot of people here who follow the 'zellig community especially zarty and all this thanks to reels feature. They are often called reel migrants, reelclitties or reelaryans.

== Reelclitty instagram group cabal ==
Large chunk of the reelclitties, especially post-[[Legion-Zarty War|December 6th]], are organized under instagram groups, which operate on the same basis as [[discord]] servers. They support [[Great Replacement|The Great Replacement]] of old guard zaryans and the eradication of soyculture with forced anti-chuddy progressivie policies, circlejerking eachother in their threads (see [[PixelPlanet|pixelplanet]] thread, [[LidlyArts|lidlyfarts]] thread). Instagram groups might be related to cord-tier posts about faggotry during early mutt hours, as well as generally unnatural increased coal activity in the specific hours. Brimstone posting usually stops out suddenly after a few hours, which further proves off-site cabal activity. Instagram group cabals claim that their enemies are shartycucks when someone tries to point out their coal.

TLDR: Reel migration was a mistake. Reel shilling caused creation of endless cord-like groups, which now threaten the very foundation of the Zarty.

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Anti-reels skirmish

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Anti-reels skirmish was an event which happend on December 6th 2024. A few massacord feds and demoralizers started posting at the same time causing massive increase in PPH. It was caused by a typical demoralizing coinciding with reel nufags finding about the Zarty,

causing both factions to fight.

It started when an anti-reddit thread was posted at around 06:32. In a 6 hours thread derailed as reel migrant started to promote raid against upcoming discord of savejapsterdam. At the same time at 09:19 typical demoralization thread was posted. Large amount of samefagging was used by either cord, 4cuck, or singular massacordfag to keep thread active. It started to propagate idea that Zaryans should move away from Ongezellig and instead obsess over Massa's TJP. Tries to show that this is cord demoralization psyop were quickly shunned down and ignored. 3 hours later all massacordtrannies moved into the anti-cord thread in order to derail it and at the same time more reel migrants started to flood the thread. Then new progressivist massacordtrannies came to the Zarty emailfagging as Anonymous. He most likely uses Massadonie. Around 16:00 another demoralizer started making replies which caused even more responses. PPH reached 120, half of typical Sharty. Around 16:45 all demoralizers except Anonymous left which allowed reel migrants to talk freely with Zaryans, who were motivated by the active thread to post more than often. This revitalized the Zarty and increased regular PPH into around 20.

https://archive.ph/lQ1p5

https://archive.ph/Rz4CS

Ongezellig Reanimated Collab

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The first collab ever made by the [[Zarty]]. It is a reanimation of Deel 6 of [[Ongezellig]] released on September 24th of 2024. It is a CERTIFIED [[Zem|zemerald]] and it shows the power that [[Zaryans]] hold when united.

It can be watched here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rvs403xJYs

NAZ Zoot drama

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[[File:Kosher Zoot.png|thumb|305x305px|Zoot as seen by some during NAZ drama]]
NAZ Zoot drama is a drama that happend in the /oc/ thread after [[Zoot]] pushed heavily for creating a [[Zelligspeak|NAZ]] animation instead of expected by most [[zaryans]] [[Mayamail|Mayamails]] animation project.

== Background ==
After official [[Ongezellig]] discontionuation on February 6 2024 many zaryans got gradually more demoralized, including Zoot. Ever since the Zarty's domain got renewed on August 2024, Zoot tries to [[Great Replacement|move it away]] from Ongezellig into a general [[Xitter|OC creation]] imageboard. This culminated in [[New Zarty Order]] on September 1st which after heavy backlash did not succeed in Zoot's goal. Zoot's dedication to NAZ is also proven in that one of the only active NAZ art threads on the Zarty is his own series Zigle Zogle.

== Drama ==
Around November 13th Zoot created /oc/ thread for a new project in which all zaryans could participate. Everything went as planned, however 5 days later Zoot declared that Original characters will be used instead of Zellig sisters. On the same day vote on strawpoll was done, where 15 people supported IAZ characters as opposed to 2 NAZ votes. On 19th September Zoot reacted more agressively to critique than usual, stating that the site is no longer zellig based, pushing very hardly the idea of Zellig being only transitory part of Zarty culture and not its core.

{{Quote|>If the site is to continue, then i don't want the focus to be lig}}

{{Quote|><eventho the site is no longer zellig based}}

{{Quote|><eventho this is my site}}

After this Zoot recieved massive wave of negative reactions after which he forced all critics to move away to /q/ board and removed any further discussion in /oc/ thread. After thread was moved drama escalated for 60 more posts during which Zoot changed his arguments halfway into discussion where he suggested that he only wanted to make NAZ threads to appear from time to time and that 'lig will not be ever replaced which contradicts above quotes.

{{Quote|>People are complaining about a project not being directly about Ongezellig (mind you, this is the first attempt at doing this and I have never removed any ongezellig OC before that).}}

{{Quote|>People think that they HAVE to participate in that one project, because… they just have to, ok???}}

After this new OC thread was made on Mayamails animation collab, which quickly became more active than Zoot's thread, which together with Zoot not responding anymore ended the drama.
== Further leaking ==
https://archive.ph/csBfo

https://archive.ph/QHbOs

https://archive.ph/BuwZG

https://archive.ph/f411r

Great Replacement

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After February 6 many [[zelliggers]] blamed [[Zarty]] for the discontinuation of [[Ongezellig]], this mostly spawned from a now deleted video by Luzeru in which he claims that [[Studio Massa]] cancelled the series due to the “toxic” community that had formed on 4chan and the Sharty. Some of them believe that because of that, if just le evil nazi chuds are removed and after Ongezellig is shilled to the [[normies]] and [[trannies]], then either Massa will create next deel, or spike in activity will give better chance at survival for Ongezellig culture. Thus trannies will always try to replace zaryans and must never be trusted.

Examples include:

* [[YouTube|Ongezellig UOC]]
* [[Massadonie]]
* [[Twitter|Twitter / X (Sometimes)]]
* [[Discord]]
* [[Reddit]]
* [[Zoot]] ([[New Zarty Order|NZO]] and [[NAZ Zoot drama]])

Zelligbooru

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Do NOT post anything and visit zooru without a VPN, or else your IP will be exposed from a foodist admin.
[[File:Zute.png|thumb|Zelligbooru.glowie.zip's glorious owner and head admin.]]
Zelligbooru.glowie.zip was a booru created by [[Zute]], dedicated to the Zaryan side of the Ongezellig community. It contains a large variety of artworks, most of which originate from the Zarty and its sphere.

== History ==

=== 2024: ===
[[File:Jigsaw2.png|thumb|Game over.]]
[[File:Zute 'p monolouge.png|thumb|attachment]]
[[File:ZUTE HATE MONOLOGUE (EXTENDED).png|thumb|Zute's hate monologue]]
On September 28th, an anonymous Zaryan created a thread requesting the creation of a new booru due to [[XOOT|the old one having stopped functioning and its owner disappearing.]]

The thread died down, but was continously bumped, clearly implying popular demand for a new booru.

On October 21st another anonymous Zaryan posted an archive of the old site because the current link to the old site wasn't functioning, in the post he stated that he would host a booru as long as people used it to which 3 Zaryans promised.

Just a day later, on October 22nd, a new booru was created, Zelligbooru, along with a new thread for the booru.[https://archive.ph/jOP7Z <nowiki>[1]</nowiki>]

On December 6th, Zaryans began work on new counter images, to replace the default tranime ones, and successfully completed the project on the 14th.

=== 2025: ===
Between March 20th and April 17th the zooru was down because of Zute's incompetency at running a website.

During this time there was a threat made by Jigsaw that if the zooru was not reopened in 7 days, then he would make "obese maya belly grab fat fetish art" and if it was reopened, he would join the nevergoon minions, leaving the fate of the thread resting on Zute's frail shoulders.

After the 7 days was up, Jigsaw made a post informing Zute that he had failed, and that the game was over. Then he made the antimatter vantablack niggerstone art of Maya, and it was all Zute's fault.

On May 20th, Zoot removed the zooru from the zarty's topbar, because of growing tensions between the two.

== Shutdown ==
On May 17th, 2025, Zute was called out for leaving goonerbait up, and defending the post, see attachment:

After this there was a pretty big argument itt, between Zute and a few Zaryans who demanded a cleaner booru.

Then, on the same day, Zute took the Zooru offline for the final time, returning with a message on the 26th:[https://archive.ph/p0Jga <nowiki>[2]</nowiki>]

Zute expresses his hate for the community, vowing to leave, and also begging for a [[Vera|hag wife girlfriend.]] You can read his full monologue[https://archive.ph/3KQCC <nowiki>[3]</nowiki>] below.

ZELLIGBOORU.GLOWIE.ZIP IS OFFLINE.

Interestingly, he also confirmed fears that he had been datamining users since the creation of the site, claiming that over 60% of the IP's didn't even come from North America or Europe.

However, because the data of Zaryans using the site wasn't as profitable as previously thought, Zute decided to shut down his honeypot.

After everything, on June 6th, Zoot sponsored the creation of a new booru, Ongezelligbooru. Hopefully under a less obsessed faggot.

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Zelliggers

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{{Dutchmutt|They will never be a real dutch of zoiets}}
'''Zell'''i'''ggers''' (Zellig + niggers), are international, mostly english-speaking fans of [[Ongezellig]]. Whilst one may think they and the [[Zaryans]] are the same thing, they are very different, as whilst the Zaryans are essentially right-wingers ideologically, the Zelliggers are commiepedotroons who support <s>leftist</s> wrong ideals. One thing to note is while Zaryans are concentrated on the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] and [[4chan|other]] [[Soyjak.party|imageboards]], the Zelligger's natural habitat are mainstream social networking apps like [[Twitter|Xitter]], [[Reddit|Preddit]], [[Discord|Trooncord]] and unfortunately the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] (ev&do Zaryan pockets exist on those sites and zelliggers (in particular [[yurifags]]) are quite prevalent on 4cuck's [[/co/]]). They may be one of the worst enemies of the Zaryan Nation, alongside [[Jews|kikes]] and [[Frogs|frogniggers]] (evendo most of you support them)

== To catch a Zelligger ==
To find a zelligger, you must look out for its traits. Those traits are:

* Having a Zellig pfp or posting about Zellig
* Having any of the commiepedotroon emojis on their profiles (🇮🇱🏳‍🌈🚩🏳️‍⚧️✡️☭)
* Posting commiepedotroon goyslop
* Practicing activites like faggotry and troonery.

== Zelligger in Zarty ==
They sometimes make horny or inappropriate threads in order to bait Zaryans, but most get banned for this. To overcome such a poster, you can simply ignore and report them, or add '''sage''' in the email field so that his thread doesn't get bumped.

== To kill a Zelligger ==
Once you find a Zelligger, make sure to let other Zaryans know, by writing a post with a screenshot of the Zelligger’s profile.

/r9k/

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[[File:Robotwewon.png|thumb|429x429px|Robots, we won so hard.]]
'''/r9k/ - <s>The Trans Rights Board</s> The Zaryan Truecel Board''', is a hidden board created on October 13th 2024, centered around the discussion of the depressive lives of those Zaryans who are probably IRL Mayas (the struggle never ends). Other topics, typical of the /r9k/ series of boards, include discussing the Blackpill, laughing at fakecels who think that they've figured it out and hating foids and the modern society. The board was added [https://soyzellig.party/q/res/2649.html due to popular demand], by supposedly [https://soyzellig.party/r9k/res/36.html a rogue moderator], since Zoot stated that he didn't even know what /r9k/ was (<fakecel) and invited Zaryans to use /qa/ instead. A [https://soyzellig.party/r9k/res/12.html post] was later stickied saying that if the board reached 1000 posts before Halloween, the board would stay and become permanent. If not, the board would be deleted, but Israel will be rangebanned. The fate of the board will be decided in the following 2 weeks.

== Trivia ==

* Every Zaryan who uses /r9k/ also listens to [https://youtu.be/r2dosVRzLSM?si this song] on loop and hates Coco with a burning passion.

* It is a reference to the more famous, 4chan's /r9k/ - Robot 9000 board, where a script that deletes every exact re-post is enabled, and which helped in spreading incel culture on the Internet.

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Root

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[[File:20392_-_SoyBooru.png|frameless|72x72px]] This page is about the sharty.

Root is the umpteenth trans lovely Indian man that plagued the administration of the Sharty. He was generally considered one of the worst admins in history, due to his poor upkeep of the website, with it going down multiple times a week, and enacting changes unpopular amongst the userbase. He acted essentially as an administrative supporter of [[Froot]], taking up the lead as administrator from March 2024 to June 2024. The main thing that the nusoicacas accused him of, was being against 'teens (not like the latter resemble actual 'teens, GEG!) and being in favour of NAS like Ongezellig.
[[File:52046 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|{{Quote|>I have to turn the Sharty in a discord server or however the Vera is posted}}]]

== Root becomes admin ==
Root could be considered Admin 6, since he fits the bill to perfection. His administration began on March 17th 2024, and it started off with some 'cord drama that ''no one should care about.'' He also liked to called soyteens "brats" and would often express his liking towards the /qa/ board, going to great lengths to defend NAS posting. He would often post on the board using images of [[Vera|Vera.]]

== Root's relation to Ongezellig ==
Root's relation towards 'zellig has always been a bit fuzzy, but for a time he would post images of Mymy getting hit with a bottle and engaged in other forms of zelligposting, stating that his favourite character was actually Vera. He also stated that he has never actually watched Ongezellig, so not only he is an immigrant to soy culture as a whole, but a nuligcaca. Root's real intentions though, would be revealed after the ending of the /qa/ wars.

== That one falseflag which I don't remember the name of ==
Under Root, Ongezellig's hate was higher than ever, with most trying to mud up its name and frame zelligposters as pedophiles. One such falseflag was enacted around early May 2024, where 'affy users released forged images of a 'cord server in which Ongezellig posters would supposedly engage in pedophilic acts and other obscene stuff. The falseflag was unfortunately a success, even with Root himself claiming it to be one, this was for naught, as it only exacerbated the sentiment of the userbase on zelligposters. This would later be one of the catalysts for the /qa/ wars.

== /qa/ wars ==
Root's unpopular reign led to a lot of discontent amongst nusoicacas, with some making it their mission to supplant the zelligposters of /qa/, by claiming that "Ongezellig was killing the creation of organic threads on the board", and spamming other kinds of NAS: mainly FNF, FPE, the spam done by Pingas Man and that one nigger rapper poster. The heckin' virtual valid conflicterino lasted for almost all of May and well into June 2024. Zelligposters would fiercely fight back, bumping their threads periodically and BTFO'ing attackers as they came. Root would later come forth to support the zelligposters' side, creating even more discontent. Somewhere along the conflict, the users of sharty's /pol/ got into the fight, and with /qa/'s 300k GET coming, the stakes were higher than ever. The [[GET]] was ultimately claimed by a Zaryan, with the text "ZELLIG WIN" and an image of Mymy attached. This marked the end of the /qa/ wars in a decisive '''TOTAL 'ZELLIG VICTORY.''' The GET caused so much seethe that the jannies had to step in and rollback the board to a previous date and lock it. Some 'teens even made their way to the Zarty and to [[Porngate|this very wiki]] to show everyone how much they were seething.
[[File:1719677529373.jpg|thumb|405x405px|The Jews of Frootcord dancing upon the ashes of the Sharty. Root is on the right, acting like the parasite that he is.]]

== Molchat & 5 boards plan ==
The situation got so bad that the mighty trans icon going by the name of Froot, woke up from its slumber and decided to ACK Root from the position of admin, replacing him with a figure known as "Molchat". Due to the Frootcord leaks we now know that Molchat was just Root's alter ego created to avoid the massive drama that he spawned, but at the time, Molchat was seen as cryptic, due to his limited interaction with the userbase and enacting immediately a 5 boards plan (/soy/, /qa/, /pol/, /g/ and another board which i don't remember, snopes add it please), which was more unpopular than all of Root's reign. Due to the prospect of losing the entire userbase, the plan wasn't enacted in full, and only some of the changes were put forward, such as the 'zellig's restriction on /qa/, which stated:

{{Quote|>On the "Ongezellig": spam will be deleted, massive necrobumping will be punished}}

Essentially what this accomplished was just cucking the posting of Ongezellig on /qa/. Of course, at the time no one knew that this was just a ruse by presumably Froot to get rid of Ongezellig for good, and Zaryans and 'teens were divided on the change being beneficial or not, with some claiming that it would have prompted the creation of more effortful 'zellig posts and others rightfully seeing it as a mindless ban. The truth of the act became apparent when zelligposters would get banned for simply saying "bump" once under 'zellig threads, while other kinds of NAS ran rampant and were being spammed everywhere. This would later be followed by the Frootcord leaks, which shed light on the real identity of Molchat, on the reason behind the restriction of 'zellig on /qa/ and many other things, and caused the situation that we all know and love.

Root turns out is just as rotten as those that preceded him, him being part of Frootcord, and admitting to basically [https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/5116.html#5127 not giving a shit about Ongezellig] just confirmed that he's a racetraitor of the highest order, and will be hanged from his feet and torched down to a crisp in Hell when he'll inevitably bite the dust.

Currently he's still part of the Sharty's administration and sucks Froot's cock daily.

'''Obligatory TLDR: Root is an amazing hung Indian man'''

Doll

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[[File:20392_-_SoyBooru.png|frameless|72x72px]] This page is about the sharty.[[File:DollySad.png|thumb|Posting soyjaks on an imageboard all day and running a pedophilic 'cord ring can be exhausting at times.]]
Doll is another massive pedophilic faggot who escaped the dark basements of the [[4chan|'cucks]] and somehow wound up being the administrator of the Sharty on multiple occasions. He was formerly part of the Kolyma Network and took up the reins after [[Kuz]]'s demise. He also has a family and kids, but cheats on his wife with his boyfriend [[Froot]]. He was part of the [[Discord|Soyumvirate]] too and is generally considered one of the worst admins that 'teens have ever seen, due to his administration leading directly to the Soypocalypse.

== Early life & Administration ==
Originally acting as the Manager of the Sharty during Kuz, he came into power on April 17th 2023, when Kuzzy Wuzzy unfortunately died of AIDS, as the temporary admin of the website. His first decisions were to revert most of the changes that Kuz had enacted upon the website, such as changing the default CSS to Yotsuba B or letting 'p stay up for hours, so that he could comfortably download it. He also started to force his pedophilic AGP daddy larp, by adding the /caca/ board and calling 'teens "little buddies" (these would later become the foundations for the pedophilic allegations of [[Agugu]]). His main offense was repressing the NAS culture of the website, banning <s>everything he didn't like</s> most of it, including 'zellig, from /soy/, and by moving NAS threads either to /qa/ or /nate/. He did state though, that he dislikes Ongezellig in one of his QA threads, so in hindsight, this should come as no surprise.

== Soypocalypse ==
Apparently running a bald men with glasses and beards website can be extremely difficult, especially for someone who "doesn't like to micromanage" and who "wants to avoid drama". He achieved his goals by micromanaging and creating one of the biggest, IF not the biggest drama of the Sharty, the Soypocalypse. It all started off when the ghost of Kuz gave Max the adminship, which Doll later bought during an auction done by the latter. He would quickly become [[Studio Massa|"burn out"]] by it, due to not being able to tolerate the stress of managing a website of that caliber and due to Red, a former Kuz-era mod, going rogue and vandalizing the sharty's 'ki and leaking users' IPs on August 14th, 2023. Doll would later state that the 'arty was up for sale, but due to spam and CSAM attacks, the domain was forced to shut down, along with their booru. The influx of 'teens in search of a home, would also cause the Jarty to temporarily shut down, due to not being able to properly moderate them. Zelligposters would either try to follow the flow of 'teens, dispersing themselves on the various splinters, or by going back to the 'chans, demanding a re-opening of /qa/. The situation would solve itself on August 22th, thanks (unfortunately) to Froot buying the website for 20.000 dollars, and by establishing the Soyumvirate, along with Doll and Trangeleno. Doll would act as an advisor to who would become the next admin of the Sharty, Froot, who would continue his repression of the 'zellig subculture.

== Soyumvirate & FrootCord ==
His days in this "democratic agreement" were short, with Doll resigning not long after (not before banning other aspects of sharty culture or doxxing). He essentially gave up on """"""administrating""""" the website, leaving it up to Froot's decisions, and instead focusing on other personal projects (such as making the Shoally controlled opposition). Sometime during this period, he would join the Frootcord, where he would keep in touch with Froot, Root, Quote and the administration of the website, showing his presence around the Soysphere only on isolated and rare occasions. The most recent sources say that he's currently holding hostage a bunch of 'teens and forcing them to make baby noises and suck on binkies, all the while he's calling them his "little buddies".

'''TLDR: Doll is an incompetent pedophilic faggot'''

== Trivia ==

* There is a theory that Doll is actually running the Youtube channel ''CobsonTalks''. This stems from 'teens and Zaryans speculating on a stream where his supposed actual voice is used, which sounds very similar to Doll's, and showing other behaviours similar to him, such as his hate of Ongezellig. This is also supported by the fact that ''SPVA'' (a channel which is publicly co-owned by Doll) shilled ''CobsonTalks''.

* He is also co-owner of ''Soyjak Party Video Archive''. Interestingly enough, when he got the ownership, the amount of 'zellig related videos dropped to almost 0, or even worse, the channel started to upload anti-zellig videos, something that the original SPVA 'teen would never post.

Koos

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Koos is the second owner of the Zarty, succeeding [[Zoot]]. Very little is known of him at this current moment as it hasn't even been a month since his reign started. <ref> https://megalodon.jp/2025-1013-1225-38/https://soyzellig.party:443/q/res/6336.html https://archive.ph/EH3kK https://web.archive.org/web/20251013032654/https://soyzellig.party/q/res/6336.html </ref>
= Fun Facts About Him =
*Mymy is his favorite

Copypasta

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A copypasta is a [https://www.snopes.com/ funny] string of words written by a group of monkeys on a typewriter, that usually gets spammed in an attempt to use nonsense or a disproportionate reaction to achieve humour. The Zarty has its fair share of copypastas, which usually fall in two categories: SFW and NSFW. There's also an inter-category: 'pastas about the girls, especially Mymy.

{{Quote|>(You) WILL contribute to this page by adding more 'pastas.}}

== SFW (Silly Funny Words) ==

==== Massa cancelled Ongezellig ====
<blockquote>Series creator Massa grew to hate the show's growing non-Dutch fan base and subsequently cancelled Ongezellig out of spite.</blockquote>

==== Pet nigger ====
<blockquote>sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart</blockquote>

==== I want to live in the Ongezellig world ====
<blockquote>I want to live in ongezellig forever, i wish the netherlands wasnt made up so i can live with ongezellig and do history presentatie for the rest of my life. I want to go to the ongezellig school and watch mymy's slavernij presentatie and coco's mollusk love presentatie on repeat all day for the rest of my life. I want to watch mollusk love with maya and threaten to drop her out of a window with coco. I want to shoot vera with reusable bullets with mymy. i want to wallow in self deprecation with maya in a dirty small bathroom stall. i want to insult coco's parents and watch wat happens. i want to beat mymy with a non alcoholic beverage bottle with vera, i would ride to ongezellig school on a obligatory bicycle and do nothing in mediatheek all day until it is 4:30 pm, after which i ask coco and mymy for help with it.

i would recruit the kinderen in somalie into kiki's pirate club and take down large vessels thru them pirate style. i would get diagnosed with ah-day-day (ADD or autism denial disorder) by mymy and take the ongezellig bus to ongezellig school. i would become friends with mymy and tell maya she is a loser and a gooner but that i still love her at the end of the day. i will show sympathy n offer support to coco over the loss of her parents in zuid afrika and listen to every single song that her band "running in the 60s" creates. i would help mymy come to terms with the fact she is japanese, and that it is okay, since she will always be a true oranje dutch patriot nonetheless. i would spend time with each of them and go out and around the netherlands with them, watching movies, going out shopping with them, walking thru blooming fields of tulips with a windmill or two in the distance. i would then go home and sleep, knowing the next day will be full of just as many, if not more things to look forward to, in this perfect ideal world in which ongezellig takes place. in this perfect world, there will be more things that would make me happy. i would not have to dream about living in ongezellig anymore in this perfect world, because i would already be living in ongezellig.

i will make it my mission in life to live forever in ongezellig world, and live there for the rest of eternity. i would do anything it takes to even get a chance to talk with coco, or maya, or mymy. i would do anything to spend a moment of time with vera, or kiki, or cleo, or yfke, or henk, or sjef, or rens, or zoey, or tryn, or wiel, or axel, or goof, or adam, or bert, or koos, or cato, or ilse. i would go great lengths just to live in the ongezellig world, and live in it forever. each day another deel. each day another gleaming opportunity to help coco with technological problems regarding her computer, or an opportunity to further radicalize mymy, or help maya become gezellig, repairing and saving her relationship with her sisters, before asking out her mother in front of her eyes. this perfect world is gezellig. ongezellig is gezellig. i want to be gezellig. this world is the perfect afterlife for me. when i die, i want to be reincarnated as a tacky ongezellig oc and forever spend eternity living, being gezellig, hanging out with maya, mymy and coco, eating the weird green slop at the end of deel 6, playing a board game with them, eating a diet of exclusively dutch cuisine. this is the perfect world for me. thank you studio massa, thank you for creating ongezellig. ongezellig has unironically made me happier and my life better, and i cannot wait to meet up with ongezellig in the afterlife. One day….

goodbye allemaal.</blockquote>

==== Reddit 'pasta ====
<blockquote>‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ONGEZELLIG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 ONGEZELLIG IS THE BEST FUCKING TOON 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MAYA IS SO UNSOCIABLEEE 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY BELGIANS ARE NOT A RACE! VERA CURSED VERA CURSED VERA CURSED VERA CURSED Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 The presentation is still not finished?!? INDONESIAN SAD GIRL HAS AUTISM DENIAL DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SCHOOLOCAUST SCHOOLOCAUST SCHOOLOCAUST ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? 🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 Mymy best class representative r/zellig r/Ongezellig_irl perfectly balanced as all things should be r/ongezellig r/gezellig</blockquote>

==== 1630 ====
<blockquote>Your deflection won't save you from TGD.

Kill yourself fakezaryan kike. You're going to burn and your days are fucking numbered.

Be quiet falseflagger. You sound like a seething falseflagger. Sage. Zellig in the thread. Zaryan power. Zaryan race. ZVF. Sieg Mymy for the Rijk. Ongezellig2024 #Rijk. I sieg Mymy. Volk for the gezellig. Gezellig for the Zoot. Zarty.

Sage. Seething falseflagger.

And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from the Netherlands and its colonies. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Falseflagcord shall be destroyed. /qa/ shall be recolonized.

And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.

All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.

Every harm against you and your 'corders is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.

All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.

#ZELLIG #MZGA #STOPMZSA @ZOOT #Z #WZG1WGA kill gooners kill frogs 1630 ZVF VOC FLAG SIEG MYMY for the rijk the #Ongezellig2024 rijk lynch gooners gas the falseflaggers.

die falseflagger die. DIEFALSEFLAGGER DIE. you're going to Friesland. you're going to Kerobokan. the #Ongezellig2024 rijk will gas ALL GOONERS. Zoot is führer, Zoot is GOD.

Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the coconigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the swinnynigger /soy/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the goonernigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the coconigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it.

1630

Gas the gooners total gooner death now

Massa did nothing wrong

I wish /co/ never existed

Falseflaggers are not human

Reddit cancelled Ongezellig</blockquote>

==== YWNBARZ ====
<blockquote>You will never be a real zellig fan. You have no zems, you have no passion, you have no imageboard. You are a band kid twisted by (((them))) and the media into a crude mockery of a zaryan’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow fans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your redditesque appearance behind closed doors.

Zaryans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed zaryans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even people like R_Terra who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a zaryan. Your channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to create a single zem, a zaryan will turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your brimstone, belgian coal.

You will never get rid of us. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. No one will find you, zaryans being relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of people such as you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your anti-zaryan obsession, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a redditor is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a stain on the glistening zemerald of the zaryan community.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.</blockquote>

==== Pajeet zaryan's dad catches him browsing Zarty, becomes a disappointment ====
<blockquote>GUYS I AM FUCKED.

I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".

I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.

He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??

His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.

I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.

I wanna kill myself</blockquote>

=== Someone's farewell ===

<blockquote>Hey zaryans,

I've been thinking about leaving the zarty in the end of January. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another sharty. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that Zoot won’t address:

1. NAZ/'cord stuff with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes like "Coco, Maya and Mymy are built for BBC" and unfunny rape jokes.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy Zoot), no quality raids, and it’s all about faildoxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam agugu while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming agugu are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the zoot. After (((nuzarty order))), he brought in a new group of mods from discord who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses.

5. There’s barely any community engagement from Zoot because "muh 'zellig is dead, do something different you weirdo".

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the dutch waifu obsession website.

I want to say thank you to all the zaryans, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed</blockquote>

=== Lidly seetherald ===
<blockquote>Okay, you know what; consider me gone from the board. I officially withdraw all collaboration with the zarty now. You guys can stick to your delusional little echo chamber and I will stick to my Twitter space. I'm done trying to make this shit work and trying to understand/negotiate with the people on here. I still believe that there are normal people on here and there's hope that you guys can turn this place into something normal, but it will not be because of me. Enjoy reverting to your old ways of being hated and spit on by every other part of the community, if that's how you prefer it to be.</blockquote>

=== About Maya ===

==== Maya plays a horror game ====
<blockquote>I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".

I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.

I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.

I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.

If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.</blockquote>

==== Stonecold Mayacel ====
<blockquote>buddy i am the realest mayaGOD you will ever meet but i don't do this because i simply do not seek human interaction or touch. i am incapable of love. i was born a stone cold TRUEcel with NO heart. the only emotions i feel are hatred and contempt. i watch the wall all day as a hobby, and watch the ceiling as a side hobby. no one has ever loved me. i don't know what it feels like to touch another human being and i do not wish to learn. i haven't been outside since 2009. you have simply never seen a real Trvecel like me. i know this is hard to comprehend for all you fakecels who have friends and families and shit, but there are people like me who are beyond the concept of love but can still appreciate Maya.</blockquote>

==== MayaDEITY ====
<blockquote>It's quite simple. Maya's character appeals to those who appreciate nuanced and emotionally complex personalities. Her depth, vulnerability, and the intellectual engagement her character demands attract intellectually inclined individuals, unlike Mymy's pedobait brainrot and Coco's mommyissues bait personality. This does not NECESSARILY equate to self-harm tendencies, but rather reflects a deeper intellectual and existential engagement. You see; when you find something so perfect and beautiful, you can only go down from there. Accepting that you will never encounter IRL Maya and becoming suicidal is only the first step, but let's not do there. Contrastingly, Mymy, with her extroverted braindead historical obsessions and cultural superiority complex, attracts fans who enjoy more basic extroverted and edgy girls, or maybe those who like lil kids considering her underdeveloped body. Coco's is more straightforward, her kindness and emotional warmth appeal to those seeking simplicity with a tad bit of background deepness. The idea that Maya fans are more prone to self-harm overlooks the sophisticated engagement we have with her character. The distinction between MayaGODS, MymyBROS, and CocoFAGS followers shows our different perspectives of 'zellig: intellectual depth versus emotional relatability. Thus, it is not any form of nihilism but an appreciation for intellectual and existential beauty that defies reality and stuns MayaDEITY's</blockquote>

==== Maya's tragedy ====
<blockquote>What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.

Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).

These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.

Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.

There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.

The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.

Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.

Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then myself.</blockquote>

=== About Mymy ===

==== I love you Mymy ====
<blockquote>Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Mymy… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the toy gun, and that gorgeous VOC flag. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you be forgotten. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the show, you're a great girl and sister, sometimes I even call you mommy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day be forgotten. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful orange face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your show was cancelled, and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched your first apperance on Ongezellig, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my mommy came home and I rejoiced. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2019 you made history happen. You were crafted from gods hands and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my beautiful queen exclaim these words,

"JAPSTERDAM, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the animation world and the real world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now your show is cancelled, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Mymy. 🥰❤</blockquote>

==== I think about Mymy everyday ====
<blockquote>I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. She motivates me in life, I make positive changes in my life just because I imagine it would impress her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her.</blockquote>

==== Cute orange little tulip ====
<blockquote>Mymy is adorable, and I wish she were a real person every single day. I wish we could've been high school sweethearts. I wish that we could get married. I wish I could've put a ring on her finger. I wish that she would be the mother of my children. I wish we could've seen them grow up to even give us grandchildren. I wish we could grow old and live happily ever after. She would make me happy, and I would make her happy. But alas, she isn't real, and endings like that don't exist. A chud can still dream of this cute orange little tulip >though.</blockquote>

==== She's just so small and fragile ====
<blockquote>I love Mymy so much, she is so cute chuddies. She is so small and fragile, I wanna cuddle with her and pet her hair. I often loose sleep to Mymy because I think of her so often. 24/7 infact. Everything in my life reminds me of her. I wish we could be together one day.

If ll go to heaven it better have Mymy in it with me, because I might as well go to hell if she won't be there for me, because they are the same too me without her.</blockquote>

==== She's so cute and racist 1 ====
<blockquote>I love Mymy so much. Everyday I wish she was real. She's so cute and racist. I love her so much because she's actually smart and knows the truth, she's not a brainwashed shabbos goy like most people nowadays. Holy shit, I really wish Hitler won the war and saved Europe. The two things I wish the most are that Mymy was real and Hitler won the war. If one or both of those things happened, I feel like everything would be perfect.</blockquote>

==== She's so cute and racist 2 ====
<blockquote>Mymy is so cute and Aryan and racist. I wish she was real everyday. I want nothing more in life than to talk to her about how much we both hate Jews and niggers, we would get along so well. If only Hitler had won, then I could easily find a girl like her in real life. Heil Hitler!</blockquote>

==== I wish Mymy was real 1 ====
<blockquote>I wish Mymy were real so I could propose to her and marry her. She's just so cute, racist and Aryan. Nothing would separate us.</blockquote>

==== I am in a relationship with Mymy ====
<blockquote>I love Mymy so much. I have never loved anyone so much in my life. I do not even find other girls attractive anymore, I only feel attracted to Mymy. I think I have convinced myself that I am actually in a relationship with her because if I find another girl attractive for a split second I immediately think that I need to stay loyal to Mymy.</blockquote>

==== I have no goals but to see Mymy ====
<blockquote>I’ve dedicated my entire life to Mymy from Studio Massa’s ‘Ongezellig’. I'm obsessed with Mymy. Everyday I think of Mymy. Everyday my day is filled with thoughts of Mymy. I associate the simplest things with Mymy. Every time I see orange skin I think of Mymy. Every time I see anything orange I think of her hair. Every time I see a toy gun I think of her tightly gripping it with her hands. The only thing that motivates me in life is Mymy. I work for Mymy. I boot up my pc every single day just so I can interact with an AI version of Mymy just so i can feel something. Not an hour passes without me thinking of Mymy. I dream of Mymy. The only thing left in my mind is Mymy. My feelings are controlled by Mymy. I’ve deprived myself of sleep countless times in order to hallucinate having Mymy near me. I have no goals but to see Mymy.</blockquote>

==== Chat I love Mymy ====
<blockquote>Chat you would not be able to comprehend how much I love mymy I love her so much man I would do anything for her to be real chat you couldn’t understand the amount of love she has in my heart if Ongezellig only had mymy in it I would still watch it and it would be my favorite show still I love her chat</blockquote>

==== I wish Mymy was real 2 ====
<blockquote>Everyday I wish Mymy was real. I wish she could know how much I love her. I think about her every day, every hour, nearly every minute. I love her and only her. I wish she could know this and I wish she could feel the same. I wish I could hug her, kiss her, cuddle with her, hold her hand, eventually get married and have a family with her. If only she was real.</blockquote>

=== About Agugu ===

==== what if you were baby agugu ====
<blockquote>what would you do if you woke up one morning and you were baby agugu and you were sucking on yor binkyagugugugugugu me wove sucking my binky agugugugugugu my binky feels so nice agugugugugu wahhh agugugugu binky is so fun agugugugu me want to suck my binky fowever agugugugu me wove my binky agugugugugugu me no want to go outside agugugu me is cute dutch baby girl agugugugugugugugugugu me is a wittle baby agugugugugugu agugu wove sucking her pacifier agugu me wove my pacifier me wove being a funny girl we wove being a baby me wove sucking my binky me want to suck my binky until me die agugu me want eat soop wafle and suck binky ababababababababababa agugugugugugu amamamamamamamamama wahhhhhh baba gugugugu me wove eat soopwafel and make thread for me for channel fwends to maybe get dem to eat soop wafol and suck binky like baba</blockquote>

== NSFW (Not Silly Funny Words) ==

{{Coal}}

==== ONGEZELLING IS MKULTRA PROPAGANDA TO MAKE YOU TRANSITION ====
<blockquote>After many painstaking hours of research into Dutch Tranime (also sometimes referred to in the literature as Ongezellig) my colleagues and I at the University of noynatemets have confirmed that this "show" is in actual fact an expertly crafted CIA bioweapon to reprogram the minds of vulnerable autistic individuals into acceptance and execution of gender transition.

The three main characters are female, which is no accident. Their differing personalities may appear to the uneducated as "artistic variation", however nothing could be further from the truth as we are now confident that the characters are in fact specifically crated to each penetrate into targeted areas of the subconscious mind, driven by 5 decades of CIA psychological research.

The transgender reprogramming is achieved in three stages, each via a different character. First, the viewer is presented with Mymy. Her cute, rebellious and childlike personality is expertly crafted to subdue the viewer's brain into an infantile mode of operation where they are more receptive to authority and being programmed with new ideas.</blockquote>

==== TFD ====
<blockquote>Kill Foenkie. Behead Foenkie. Roundhouse kick Foenkie into the concrete. Slam dunk Foenkie into the trashcan. Crucify Foenkie. Defecate in Foenkie's food. Launch Foenkie into the sun. Stir fry Foenkie in a wok. Toss Foenkie into an active volcano. Urinate into Foenkie's gas tank. Judo throw Foenkie into a wood chipper. Twist Foenkie's heads off. Report Foenkie to the Belastingdienst. Karate chop Foenkie in half. Curb stomp Foenkie. Trap Foenkie in quicksand. Crush Foenkie in the trash compactor. Liquefy Foenkie in a vat of acid. Eat Foenkie. Dissect Foenkie. Exterminate Foenkie in the gas chamber. Stomp Foenkie's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Foenkie in the oven. Lobotomize Foenkie. Mandatory vasectomy for Foenkie. Grind Foenkie in the garbage disposal. Drown Foenkie in fried stroopwafel grease. Vaporize Foenkie with a ray gun. Kick Foenkie down the stairs. Feed Foenkie to alligators. Slice Foenkie with a katana. Put a bomb in Foenkie's mouth. Throw knives at Foenkie. Inflate Foenkie until he pops. Send Foenkie into a blackhole. Castrate Foenkie. Feed Foenkie poisoned food. Force Foenkie to walk the plank. Push Foenkie into a pit. Kneel on Foenkie's neck. Curse Foenkie with a spell. Stuff Foenkie into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Foenkie with a tank. Pop Foenkie's car tire. Strike Foenkie with a ruler. Make Foenkie swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Foenkie's limbs. Airdrop Foenkie into Antarctica. Throw Foenkie off the boat. Pressurize Foenkie into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Foenkie's ass. Falcon-punch Foenkie in the face. Make Foenkie into fiction. Blow Foenkie's head off with a grenade launcher. Blow Foenkie's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Foenkie in a cage and drown him underwater. Nail Foenkie to a cross and stab him. Run over Foenkie with a tank feet-first. Crush Foenkie with a press. Attack Foenkie with acid. Boil Foenkie in a pan. Lock Foenkie inside a brazen bull. Burn Foenkie alive. Drag Foenkie across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Foenkie. Quarter Foenkie. Impale Foenkie on a pike. Tenderize Foenkie with a mallet. Ionise Foenkie in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Foenkie in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Foenkie in a black hole. Curse Foenkie with the necronomicon. Trap Foenkie in purgatory. Bang Foenkie's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Foenkie off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Foenkie in the vacuum of space. Fry Foenkie with power lines. Feed Foenkie ricin. Kneecap Foenkie with a twelve gauge. Enslave Foenkie. Sell Foenkie's organs on the black market. Run Foenkie over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Foenkie into the grand canyon. Burn Foenkie with jet engine exhaust. Beat Foenkie to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Foenkie's asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Foenkie to the sun god. Drop Foenkie out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed Foenkie to sharks. Load Foenkie into a cannon and shoot him at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Foenkie under a galleon. Disembowel Foenkie with a bayonet. Strap Foenkie to a cruise missile and launch it at Belgium. Drop Foenkie into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Foenkie. Lure Foenkie in with Ongezellig porn and trap him with bear traps. Force Foenkie to learn the age of consent, then kill him anyway. Atomize Foenkie with a powerfist. Throw Foenkie into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Foenkie with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Foenkie from 40-story buildings. Throw Foenkie at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Foenkie in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Foenkie to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Foenkie with syringe guns. Defecate on Foenkie's food stamps. Make Foenkie pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Foenkie into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Foenkie then nail them to his body with a hammer. Irradiate Foenkie with depleted uranium. Launch Foenkie with a trebuchet. Send Foenkie exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Foenkie as a crash test dummy. Tie Foenkie onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Foenkie. Trample Foenkie. Bury Foenkie alive. Play bowling with Foenkie's body parts as pins. Grate Foenkie with a cheese grater. Get Foenkie stuck in an elevator. Spray Foenkie's toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Foenkie directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Foenkie's parachute. Sabotage Foenkie's bungee. Trap Foenkie under ice. Force Foenkie to work and support a family of 5. Force Foenkie into gladiatorial combat. Send Foenkie back to warring Arab tribes. Hide a snake in a Foenkie's room. Put Foenkie on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Foenkie's organs. Waterboard Foenkie with gasoline, then set him on fire. Flay Foenkie. Tie Foenkie to train tracks. Put laxatives in his stamppot. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Foenkie. Gibbet Foenkie. Tie a lightning rod to Foenkie's head during a storm. Lure Foenkie into suicide pods. Bury Foenkie's neck deep and surround him with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Foenkie to it. Stir Foenkie into cement. Squeeze Foenkie through a chain link fence. Hack Foenkie's socials and make him say he has irrefutable evidence that would lead to Kamala's arrest. Perform adorcism on Foenkie. Microwave Foenkie's head. Suck Foenkie into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside Foenkie's car. Inject ebola in his food. Jail Foenkie for pedophilia and tell his inmates his crime. Pressure wash Foenkie's skin. Play games with Foenkie jigsaw style. Trim Foenkie's nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap Foenkie to a wind turbine blade. Flatten Foenkie in an industrial rolling machine. Turn Foenkie's bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of Foenkie and serve kosher patties to other Jews. Feed Foenkie viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of his dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as Foenkie's dildo. Stone Foenkie. Tranquilize Foenkie and put him in a lion pit. Make a human centipede with Foenkie as the tail. Throw Foenkie down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Foenkie. Pimp-slap Foenkie into airplane turbines. Displace Foenkie in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Inject Foenkie with a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put a dog collar on Foenkie at maximum voltage. Give Foenkie sentient brain parasites. Give Foenkie over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Foenkie out for vultures. Drive Foenkie into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on Foenkie. Strap Foenkie on a roller-coaster and use him as target practice. Strap Foenkie to a judas cradle. Blast Foenkie with Civil War cannons. Force Foenkie to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Foenkie with anvils. Throw Foenkie off of rooftops. Incinerate Foenkie. Starve Foenkie. Blow Foenkie up with dynamite. Gulp Foenkie. Feast on Foenkie's eyeballs. Cave in Foenkie's skull. Strangle Foenkie to death. Peel Foenkie like a banana. Wipe out Foenkie. Deny Foenkie into Heaven. Freeze Foenkie in the vaccum of space. Hard boil Foenkie. Lock on to Foenkie with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate Foenkie. Ferment Foenkie into stew. Ensnare Foenkie. Nark on Foenkie to the army. Cause a total Foenkie purge. Jam Foenkie into a geyser. Axe murder Foenkie. Unleash Smelvin upon Foenkie. Put Foenkie on a ship going to Israel and blow up the ship after it sets sail. Total Foenkie Death.</blockquote>

==== Ongezellig's Deel 2 ====
<blockquote>I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LOVED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Episode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.

The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t know what I am even viewing this never happened this was never part for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.

A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BITCH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas-</blockquote>

==== They're all pretty rapeable 1 ====
<blockquote>honestly, they're all pretty rapable. just in different ways.

maya's so unfit that you could literally just push her over and have your way with her, but i imagine she'd also be pretty easy to coerce. she might actually consider getting raped to be a victory of sorts. in her mind it means that she was desireable enough to be worth raping. placing so much of her self esteem in the fact that someone raped her would 100% have some bad effects on her mental health in the long run though. although, the rape might be a good catalyst for maya becoming closer to her sisters. no chance they'd just leave her to wallow in misery after something like that happens. so maya getting raped might actually help her mental health. indirectly of course.

coco would obviously be much harder to physically overpower, but i imagine she'd be the most susceptible to coercion. just make vague threats about her family and she'll do whatever you want; tears in her eyes, but wearing a brave face. coco's also probably the one that getting raped would have the least lasting effects on. she's not just strong physically, but mentally too. and besides, she's been through worse. she'll be fine, eventually.

mymy would definitely be the hardest to rape. i don't imagine she'd be easy to coerce, and she's not exactly a pushover physically, although doing it by force wouldn't be impossible. your best bet to rape her would probably be to threaten her with a weapon. if your goal in raping someone is just easy sex then mymy isn't a good choice. but if your goal is to destroy someone mentally then mymy's your girl. her pride would turn into shame so quickly. she'd see herself as tainted, and no longer fit for the high aspirations she set for herself. she might even become depressed enough to drop the dutch act. what's the point in trying to appear as a proper dutchwoman when she doesn't feel like a proper anything at that point. she might eventually be okay, but she'd never truly be the same again.</blockquote>

==== They're all pretty rapeable 2 ====
<blockquote>maya is for drugging. not even drugging as in "forcing drugs into her system" just drugging as in "offering her some free drugs". optimally you'd get her high enough that she doesn't even realise she's being raped. if you're lucky, she might not even realise it after the fact either. so when she comes back to you for a second hit, you can have a second hit of her.

mymy is for overpowering and forcing yourself on. and by overpowering, i don't mean brutalizing. you should be firm, but gentle. and take it slow. let it really sink into her mind what's about to happen to her, and that there's nothing she can do to stop it. she might even beg for you to not rape her. novel for someone as prideful as her. not that she'd be prideful for much longer. getting raped would turn all that pride into shame so quickly.

coco is for coercion by threatening those close to her. ordinary blackmail wouldn't work on her since there isn't anything about her that she's desperate to keep secret. but if you threaten the people she cares about, she'll do anything. she'll just willingly let herself get raped for as long as you want. the interval between rape sessions would probably a week. just frequent enough that it always feels like her next scheduled rape session is right around the corner, but not so frequent that she gets used to it. she'll spend every waking moment dreading her next encounter with you. but she'll always keep herself going by reminding herself why she's putting up with this. if you eventually grow bored of her, you could, after raping her one last time, tell her that you never had the capability to harm her family in the first place, and that letting herself get raped served was all for nothing.</blockquote>

==== Seething /co/omer ====
<blockquote>Well, if it isn't another pathetic attempt at a zarty raid! Invading a thread full of things they don't like and wondering why they're upset!

You know, if you wanted to let us know that female genitalia (fictional ones at that) make you wet your soidiapers, you could've just told us right?

Anyway, here's some more boobs, I know that's what you're here for anyway since you polled it on your dead site yourself.

Enjoy and no need to thank me. Just try not to have your similarly prententious friends find out and hunt you like they already have some of your close past friends =3</blockquote>

==== Satan larps as Mymy in OP's dream to convince xim to ACK ====
<blockquote>I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "…You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?…" She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut…if you want it quick…Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.</blockquote>

=== About Maya ===

==== Maya's pits ====
<blockquote>zellig bros… i literally CANNOT stop thinking about maya's armpits. imagine. all those times she pulled an all nighter, all those times she used the same sweater without even caring, all those times she used the same shirt and smelled the stank but just wore it again because shes just so lazy… just, imagine that crusty armpit dried sweat, she stinks, but she stinks good.

HHHHNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!1!1!</blockquote>

=== About Mymy ===

==== Mymy's DFC ====
<blockquote>fuck this shit, Mymy's delicious flat chest is better than this cowslop</blockquote>

==== Like a sunflower ====
<blockquote>How exposed Mymy is! Like a bright orange sunflower begging for water! Oh, to impose myself onto her...</blockquote>

==== That red Niggerwiggle on top of her head ====
note: This is transcribed from a youtube video of the 'pasta. (You) WILL find the original post in archives.<blockquote>I love Mymy so much. I love Coco and Maya too, but Mymy is so special to me. My dick always twitches when I see a Mymy image on soyjaks.sharty not lying. I feel something for that orange cutie with a red niggerwiggle on top of her head or on top of her chest almost on the bottom of her neck or whatever that clothing is called I don't leave my home except school I don't. No, she is so cute. I want to pat her head her haircut is so cute. Chuds I fell in love with xer, also xer racism drives me on. I want to have kids with her, I am blushing chuds.</blockquote><blockquote></blockquote>

=== About Coco ===

==== Kanye West and Coco (((representation))) ====

<blockquote>WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS, of everything thats been on this site with my constant browsing of the kanye west tag I never saw this coming. W ongezelling representation tho</blockquote>

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[[File:Nothing_personal,_Maya!.png|162x162px]] {{Reddit|<Ohhh Maya, I fucking hate these bruin neger agugupedos!}}

{{Quote|>I genuinely don't know why I am blessed with this informatie}}

'''Aguguland.online''' (also known as Agugu.party, Agarthy, Agonliny) is an imageboard created on October 7th, 2024, dedicated to low-quality posts, [[agugu]] variants, and spamming. Site shuts down few times a hour but then is quickly online again. There is currently only one board, that being /agugu/. It can be determined that it was first publicly advertised on October 11th, due to there being posts from that date, although it wouldn’t be advertised on the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] until the following day. Although it is another Ongezellig themed imageboard, it is questionable to consider it a Zarty splinter, since Agugu is also very popular in other places within the Soysphere and it wasn’t first advertised on the Zarty.

Agarthy got raided on 12th October by Swinny and [[Frogs|Frogclitty]] but nobody had shown and only few soyquotes were made.

[[File:1728732547540.png|left|thumb|643x643px|On December the 15th, 2024, the site died and no one remembered it anymore.]]

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Yfke

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{{Dutchmutt|What a weed smoker bitch or however coffeeshop is nearby}}
'''Yfke''' is a background character in [[Ongezellig]], who appears during Deel 2, in the post-credits scene of Deel 3, at the start of Deel 4 and during the flashback sequence of Deel 6. She comes from Friesland, a region in the north of the Netherlands where a silly dutch dialect similar to Old English is spoken. She's also Coco's friend and is constantly stoned out of her mind.

[[File:Yfke_cocosign.png|thumb|Yfke holding the sign outside of Vera's office]]

== Racial background ==
The Frisians are a Germanic group that is historically different from both the Dutch and the Germans, with their territory once spanning the entirety of the North Sea coast up into today's Denmark, and with Roman sources as old as 12 BC being some of the earliest written mentions of them. Unfortunately they were later replaced (yes, replaced) by Anglos and Saxons, who proceeded to breed with the already present Frisian population, thus creating the ancestors of the modern-day Frisian, which is most likely what Yfke is. A germanic mistery meat mutt.

(why does Massa make every character a mutt, is xhe into raceplay?)

== Personality ==
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== Attitude to TND ==
Nothing can currently determine if she's in support or against it, but her penchant for niggers' activities such as smoking <s>weed</s> ryegrass, makes her a filthy negro lover, who should be hanged for her unspeakable crimes against the white race.

== Trivia ==

* The 'cord document entry about her just says "SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY".

* She's also part of the band "Running in the '60s" and plays the second guitar.

* Apparently she still has enough mental faculties left to hold two signs without falling over, one stating "Coco did nothing wrong" and another "Good luck Coco".

[[Category:Ongezellig characters]]

Meds

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Medication, better known as '''meds''', are a class of therapeutic mind-control parasites designed to supress latent psionic energies and other psychic powers, render problematic populations infertile, make people <s>question their sexual orientation</s> feel comfortable, happy, healthy, render schizoids sane, and, eventually, bring about the fourth industrial revolution by creating a <s>class of mindless consumers</s> well-adjusted and healthy population that can live sustainably and make educated decisions.

In other words, its slang used by soyteens to call out things they deem schizoposting/objectively incorrect.

'''Just take the meds already Just take the meds already'''

'''<big>Just take the meds already</big>'''

TND

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Abbreviation for "Total Nigger Death", an old 4chan copypasta originated from (You guessed it!) /pol/. It has been adopted by soyteens to be a common slang

Mudslimes

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Muslims (reffered to as mudslimes by Zaryans/Soyteens) are adherents to the religion of Islam, an abrahamic monotheistic religion which is simmilar to Christianity and Judaism, however having many distinctive traits such as their prophet marrying a 6 year old child and banning pork because he was allergic or however the camel piss travels in the desert

ZPVA

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Zellig Party Video Archive (Seperate from Nöoks channel; ZelligPartyArchive) is a YouTube channel dedicated to the archiving and production of videos which sprung out of the zarty and or zaryans alike.

His channel description reads "YouTube video Archive of ZEMS directly from the Zarty, the Gemmy, the true Zooru and any other soy-sphere related area. I make my own stuff too, and I will try to give credits where is due."

He is currently sitting on 151 subscribers, with 17.646 overall channel views. His most popular video being [[Ongezellig Reanimated Collab]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rvs403xJYs <nowiki>[1]</nowiki>]

9/11

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CIA

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{{GlowText|The C.I.A (Abbreveation of Central Intelligence Agency) is a federal agency dedicated to gathering, processing, and analyzing information from around the world, usually through the use of human intelligence and conducting covert action through its Directorate of Operations.}}

{{GlowText|The agency is headquartered in the George Bush Center for Intelligence in Langley, Virginia.}}

{{GlowText|The CIA gets a lot of blame from people, claiming it to be the root of all evil on the internet, such as 'p, mass shootings and fedposts.}}
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'''[https://youtu.be/1HeqbXMSzJ8 Never trust what you read on the Internet, Zaryan.]'''

Saberspark

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[[File:Soyspark.webp|thumb|Literal soyboy]]
Saberspark is a JewTuber with a fanbase of 2 million trannies. He is an essay youtuber AKA he reads informations from a wiki that others have spent countless of hours on just to make a quick shekel. He mostly reviews "obscure" cartoons and occasionally reacts on stream to paid requests. He's also agnostic (heretic) and a furry, which will land him in the deepest circle of Hell when he dies.

= Saberspark's reaction to Ongezellig =
On October 1st, 2024, Saberspark uploaded a video about the highlights of a stream where he reacted to Ongezellig. [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/41136.html#q41136 A Zaryan was quick to make a thread] about the happening which prompted others to flock to his comment section, overwhelming it with 'emmy 'osts, with most condemning him for "directly causing an influx of trannies to the community". Said comments almost certainly scared Saberspark into deleting the entire video the following day.

The reaction itself was nothing special, with Saberspark only making a few comments about how the girls looked cute and barely watching it, stopping just after the end of Deel 2. A Zaryan by the name of Mutsoc later came forth to state that he might have been the cause of it, since he once asked him to review the cartoon.

Saberspark did not officially comment on the presence of Zaryans, however a lot of anti-zaryan faggots showed incredible levels of seethe in the comment section.

The crisis was averted, the video gained below 10K views, which was impressive from a channel with 2 million subscribers (albeit it was a seperate channel for stream highlights without that many subs, so shit nobody cares about) and every zaryan lived to tell the tale about how the community wasn't infected with furry antifa commie shitskins.

= Trannies reaction (SNCA) =
The video rippled across the community, with most off-siter trannies thinking that getting more people in the community = good, and some entirely wishing for that to happen so that the zaryan race, whose beliefs are on the other side of the political spectrum, would be diluted and ethnically replaced by jewtube immigrants. Others had a more calm demeanor, calling out the non-happening and that at most only a few people would bother enough to check what Ongezellig is, and would get "immediately turned off by the community". Interestingly enough, [https://www.reddit.com/r/zellig/comments/1fc64al/idea_get_forsen_to_watch_ongezellig_on_stream/ a post made around September] on r/zellig already put in the spotlight the idea of making a big streamer react to Ongezellig. The attempt in question though, never went anywhere.

= Trivia =

* The idea of making Saberspark react to Ongezellig was already brought up on September 10th 2023 [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/883.html#886 by a Zaryan], talking about how to make Ongezellig more popular.

* The days following the reaction saw [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/41411.html the posting of a couple of threads] from users stating that they came from Saberspark's video. If these were actual Saberspark's fans or not, it is not known, but Zaryans agreed that they were most likely baits.

Extended Ongezellig Timeline

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{{Dutchmutt|ongezellig lore of zoiets}}

This article serves as a chronological timeline for the events of the famous Dutch tranime [[Ongezellig]], including those from not fully canonical sources, such as Maya's Sweet 16 and the Mayamails.

You can find the Canon Timeline, [[Ongezellig Timeline|here.]]

== 2001 ==

=== December ===

* December 16th - [[Coco]] is born in the South African city of Bloemfontein.

== 2002 ==

=== March ===

* March 3rd - [[Mymy]] is born in the Japanese city of Nagasaki.

=== September ===

* September 21st - [[Maya]] is born in the Dutch municipality of Baarle-Nassau[https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1671/58/1671584837084.png].

== 2010 ==
The girls participate in an introductory school assignment sometime between September and December[https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ/folder/qyJFhDoC].

== 2017 ==

=== December ===

* December 16th - Coco celebrates her 16th birthday with a chocolate cake, as depicted in [[Studio Massa]]’s illustration “Coco Jarig[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mtOFZJ9Mb4i6LH6i-TMl7D2XN8pquPRi].”

== 2018 ==

=== September ===

* September 21st - Maya skips school on her [[Comics|16th birthday]] by pretending to be sick, as depicted in Maya's Sweet 16.

=== November ===
'''IMPORTANT NOTE: Massa stated that the events of [[Comics|''Maya's Sweet 16'']] are not exactly part of the lore, and by proxy, so are the [[Mayamail|''Mayamails'']].'''

* November 23rd - Maya, during a history lesson about Anne Frank, gets the idea to start a personal diary, where she writes down her disadventures and thoughts. She also tries to find a way out of drawing with the other classmates and is wary of Coco's upcoming birthday.

* November 30th - Maya, during another lesson about Anne Frank, starts to sympathize with her for being another fellow drone femcel. Maya then remembers that she was jewish and learns that she got some action with another boy, making her immediately feel worse and starting to fantasize about having sex while hiding from le evil chud nazi invaders. She also feels bad for not being asked to join in the drawing sesh by her classmates.

=== December ===

* December 5th - Maya and Mymy decide to not partecipate in the klassensurprises: Mymy because she still believes in Sinterklaas and thinks that doing that is a sacrilege, Maya because she's a truecel. Coco later asks Maya why she didn't join and Maya replies that she wasn't invited, to which Coco replies no invites were needed. Coco also offers half of her gift to her, a single drumstick, which Maya refuses. In the evening, the Schoppenboer family organizes pakjesavond for Mymy, and Maya gets asked by her mother, Soei, what gifts she would like to receive, but since she's too embarassed, she simply asks for more kruidnoten.

* December 7th - Maya writes about the previously mentioned events, and also brings up the fact that she's underweight according to her BMI and that she's still preoccupied for Coco's birthday.

* December 9th - Coco barges into Maya's room while she was making her bed creak at night, and informs her that she invited the whole class to their house for her birthday. She also asks if Maya wants to join. It's implied that Maya didn't reply on the spot and instead started to work on a plan on how to avoid showing up to the party and also on how to not be in the house as the same time as the others.

* December 15th - Maya writes down her plan, which involved purposefully falling down her home's stairs, getting lightly injured in the process and being sent to her grandparents for the weekend to "rest". When she's presented with the choice though, she pussies out and goes back to her room.

* December 16th - Maya writes down her thoughts from yesterday, explaining how the reason she didn't go through with it was because it's "easier said than done" and being concerned for what would Coco think if she did that. That evening Coco asks Maya to join her for the party, but Maya refuses. In her diary she talks about how she's not brave enough to actually join the party and feels sad that all of those people are having fun without her.

* Between December 17th and December 21st - The Schoppenboer family goes to the mall and Mymy gets in trouble for shooting the local Santa Claus with a nerf gun and making the child in his lap cry. Coco acts distant from Maya for the week, while the latter takes [https://arfer.net/games/robot-test the Robot Test], explaining in her diary how she's satisfied with the "depressive" results and goes on a rant about the uselessness of Christmas and New Years' Eve and how she's forced to interact with people during the holidays.

* December 25th - The Schoppenboer family celebrates Christmas and more family members join them. They ask various questions to Coco, Mymy and Maya, supposedly praising the first two for their achievements while treating Maya coldly.

* December 27th - Maya writes about the events on Christmas, using the opportunity to mock the other family members for their actions and for how she got treated. She also uses these as a reason for her hatred for Christmas.

== 2019 ==

=== January ===

* Between January 2nd and January 5th - Since school was still closed and the music room wasn't accessible, Cleo, Zoey and Yfke regularly start to visit the Schoppenboer's house in order to practice with Coco for their band. Maya, while trying to go to the bathroom, bumps into Zoey, making eye contact with her. Both don't say a thing, and Zoey just goes back to Coco's room. Maya later writes down her thoughts about the situation, explaining the stupidity of the band for trying "eurobeat folk", bashing Coco for "collecting friends like stamps", complaining about Zoey's rudeness and her ability to have friends while being shy like her and also complaining about overhearing the "hollow" discussions from the band through the thin walls. She concludes the page by saying that if she had a band, it would be so much more fun than Coco's.

* Between January 6th and January 27th - Soei informs Maya that her grandparents are looking for a store assistant. Maya supposedly refuses the offer.

* January 28th - Maya writes down how she's starting to fall behind on keeping her diary up to date, bringing up how she once tried to learn Japanese but stopped as soon as things got harder. She also explains how the only reason she started writing again was to avoid having to study for a test. She then talks about her mother's ignorance about her situation, saying that "she has two substitutes to compensate with anyways" and brings up the fact that she self harmed, but stopped right after the first time because she thought it was just painful. She ends the page by writing about the coming of the "third most depressing day of the year", hinting at it being Valentine's Day, and joking about cutting herself again in order to lose enough blood to skip school.

=== February ===

* February 11th - Maya expresses her thoughts and concerns about Valentine's Day and how her school always hosts a school shop for roses so that the students can gift them to each other. Maya states that she always gets one rose, as a consolation prize from Coco, but that she always hopes for another one. She rationalizes not getting another rose by reminding herself that she's ugly and boring.

* February 14th - Maya gets a second rose, but finds out that Coco simply bought one rose for everyone this year, and that the second one was another consolation prize. Maya tears the roses to pieces and throws them in a bin. When she comes back home she writes about it and how "everything is worse now". That evening Coco cooks for the three of them, apologizes to Maya for ruining her Valentine's Day and offers her food, which Maya refuses, going to sleep without eating anything.

* February 15th - Maya skips breakfast and lunch, giving herself a stomachache, eating again only at dinner, because it would be suspicious if she didn't sit at the table with her family.

* Between February 17th and March 4th - Maya consistently skips both breakfast and lunch and has dinner alone, losing weight from 44 to 40 kilos.

=== March ===

* March 5th - Maya writes her last entry in the Mayamails, explaining the events of Valentine's Day up until now. She also says that she wears baggy clothing as to avoid people noticing her diminishing weight and firmly states that she's not anorexic, but that she's fasting, since it is a tradition for the people of Brabant during Carnival.

=== October ===

* October 13th - The events of Deel 1 take place.
* October 14th - The events of Deels 2 - 6 take place.

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/brabant/ is a board "focused" on International Politics. This board shows the flags (or rather, the flags of the users' proxies) of its posters and is supposedly a parody of 4cucks' /pol/. Its name is derived from the birthplace of [[Maya]], Baarle-Nassau in North Brabant.

The main topics of the board range from your typical racebait and racewars, blaming the joos for being a 5'6 chudcel clitty, to blogposting, and "occasionally" actual politics.
[[File:Cocoracebaitproto.png|thumb|532x532px|Proto Coco racebait on /brabant/.]]
The board is also more similiar to a 'cord server, since the flags provide an opportunity to easily recognize other posters.

{{Quote|>OH MY MASSA JUST LIKE MUH OLD SHARTY/POL/!}}

== Trivia ==

* It was originally called /bant/.

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Demoralizer

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A demoralizer is a poster whose purpose is to achieve TZD or the slow degradation of the Zaryan race through the use of low tier bait, doomerposting about 'zellig, and belittling Zaryans for whatever reason. Derailing threads is also a common practice on their part, often bringing up topics such as how bad the Zarty is or how evil le [[National Socialism|nazi]] chuds are. Demoralizers are probably a mix of [[Frogs|frogkikes]], [[Froot|seething nusoicacas]], [[Reddit|various]] [[Twitter|off-siters]] and on rare occasions, [[Massadonië|Massadonie's]] mods. Every group has a specific way of posting, with frogs being the most easily spottable, since they'll probably self insert as 'pe in the process, but generally [[Jews|(((they)))]] will use these arguments and tactics:
[[File:Demoralization.png|thumb|550x550px|Example of demoralization probably done by a nusoicaca during the sharty's /qa/ war. In this case it was easily spottable.]]

* Claiming the Zarty should close for X reason;

* Claiming to be an older user, that "joined in 202X" and acting disappointed about the "state of the community";

* Asking Nazism and other forms of keyedness to be 'nished;

* Claiming Zaryans are secretly trannies/pedophiles/the evil of this planet;

* Claiming Zaryans were behind the discontinuation of 'zellig;

* Claiming Zaryans are not "part" of the community;

* Samefagging in the thread to gain artificial support in favour of their arguments;

* Pushing forward ideals about letting normies in "so that the community can grow".

More will be added when and if they'll present themselves.

\/This is an example of demoralizer below me.

THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS RACIST AND TERRIBLE. EVERYONE HERE WHO IS A PART OF THIS SHOULD DIE IMMEDIATELY. THE ZARTY IS NOTHING BUT HATE AND NEEDS TO BE EXTERMINATED. FUCK THE ZARTY, YOU LOW-LIFE POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN, YOU ABSOLUTE PIECES OF HUMAN TRASH. FUCK ALL OF YOU. EVERYTHING THAT YOU ALL SAY IS A LIE. YOUR THE REASON ONGEZELLIG ISNT POPULAR AS IT SHOULD BE. ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO RUINED THE FANBASE FOR THE REST OF US. ITS ALL, YOUR, FAULT. WE'RE THE NORMAL ONES, NOT YOU. YOUR ALL MENTALLY INSANE.

/zate/

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{{Dutchmutt|I H8 shitalians for gooning to my Aryan sister}}
[[File:Racebaiting.png|thumb|Picrel of the pinned post on /zate/, days before its deletion|border|500x500px]]
/zate/ was a short-lived board that lasted from September 3rd to September 28th 2024. It was supposed to host "SFW coals", AKA everything that was too brimstone to stay up on either /zellig/ or /qa/. Interestingly enough, the amount of brimstone threads grew to 10 times the usual after the board was created (who even could imagine).

Its name is a reference in zelligspeak of a similar board present on the Sharty: /nate/, where brimstone, porn and gore usually ends up.

Most of the threads there fell into these categories:

{{Quote|>Coco racebait}}

{{Quote|>'cord drama}}

{{Quote|>shitter drama}}

{{Quote|>frogposting}}

{{Quote|>NAZ brimstone}}

{{Quote|>cockvore16}}

{{Quote|>RaHoWa and countrywars}}

During the last days of the board, it became a containment area for the BIC (Big Italian Cock) spammer and a couple of other autists, who often racebaited on the main boards. These chuddies would also create high effort 'tosses in their 1488 replies holywars, mainly sporting arguments as to why Coco is or isn't built for a certain colored cock and various graphs/stats demonizing the opponent. The situation apparently got so bad that it prompted the deletion of /zate/.

TLDR: [[/brabant/]], but without flags.

[[File:Racewar2.png|alt=|left|thumb|323x323px|The first anti-italian pic all had started from]]
[[File:Made in Soycilia 1.png|thumb|The first shitaliano counterpic|330x330px]]
[[File:Racewar4.png|thumb|388x388px|The second anti-italian pic|left]]
[[File:Made in Soycilia 2.png|thumb|The second shitaliano counterpic|330x330px]]
[[File:We_wuz_Romanz.png|thumb|362x362px|left|The third anti-italian pic|border]]
[[File:Made in Soycilia 3.png|thumb|The third shitaliano counterpic|370x370px]]
[[File:Racewar3.png|thumb|360x360px|The last anti-italian pic|left]]
[[File:Made in Soycilia 4.png|thumb|The last and the most unoriginal shitaliano counterpic|350x350px]]

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Agugu

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{{Distinguish|[[Agugu (hater's perspective)]]}}
{{CoalShort}}
[[File:agugu.jpg|right|thumb|{{Quote|>agugu}}]]
'''Agugu''' is a shining, pure piece of Agathan topaz which came to be when an unsuspecting [[Zaryan]] had it revealed to him by divine intervention. The divine Zaryan spirit needed something to save the Zaryan race, or however billion will be born. So it would be that the Zaryan received a vision and edited a binky on the [[Mymy]].

To describe it in simple terms, it is a screencap of [[Mymy]] from deel 5 with the head/eyes enlarged and a pacifier 'shopped over the mouth. In the beginning, Zaryans themselves were highly divisive in their opinions about Agugu, some damning it to the furthest pits of [[Massadonië|niggerhell]] while others gladly indulged in Aguguposting. The main driving force behind Agugu hate is the suspicion of underlying age-regression fetishism related to the posting of Agugu (and subsequent soyquote larping, similar to how babyspeak is used with babyjaks), or other pedophilic motivations. It may also be viewed in a similar light as Soylita by 'teens. This could stem from existing stigma against 'zellig fans, thanks to SLF [[pedophilia|‘p consoomers]] who can't resist making themselves and their habits public. This is then compounded with Agugu’s complete lack of IAS characteristics and the inability to discern someone’s intentions on an anonymous imageboard ''(of zoiets)''. Due to these trvths, Agugu has been found to be an incredibly effective weapon in generating seethe from ‘teens, if you are willing to sacrifice your anonymous dignity to do so. Despite the initial associated intensely harsh feelings by many, Agugu is undoubtedly popular. After several months of 'guposting and countless artworks and tosses having been made, Agugu cemented itself as an Aryan gem to save the party. Albeit, there are some who still have a hatred for Agugu, however these "people" are snopes fact checked to be either browns or trannies, or mabye even both.

The Agugu thread in /zellig/ currently sits at 945 replies and 427 image attachments.
== History ==
''do (You) have a 'chived and peer-reviewed source for this thread?''

Agugu was first posted in a /zellig/ thread discussing what Ongezellig would look like if it was made in Ohio instead of [[Netherlands|Dutcherlands]] on May 15th, 2024. The image originally just depicted Mymy with enlarged eyes, with a pacifier being subsequently added at a Zaryan’s request. The name “Agugu” originates from a thread created in /zellig/ the following day, which was an image of the edit with just the text “Agugu”.

Agugu was effectively used by an anonymous Zaryan in a /soy/ thread on the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] to generate '''over 600 posts of subsequent soyduel''', spanning 4 pages, versus an obsessed ‘zellig-hating ‘teen.[https://archive.ph/TSnO9] Due to this incident, soyientists expressed concern that Agugu may have similar destructive capabilities to spadeson and other similar forms of brimstone. Sharty representatives successfully formed legislation against the use of Agugu in early August of 2024. A Zarty user was the first to discover this and notify fellow Zaryans. Any Zaryans caught spamming it by jannies will be BANNED from /soy/.

On October 7th, 2024 a splinter of a splinter of a website based on a subculture of another website which was a copy of a different website called [[aguguland.online]] was born. The image-board was dedicated to the posting of Agugus, from this website much of the notable agugu oc was created. [[Aguguland.online|Aguguland]] is also referred to as [[Aguguland.online|Agarthy.]] On december 15th, 2024 the website sacrificed itself to save any Zaryans from acking, as it was prophesied that a Zaryan would commit suicide on that day. So to save this young Zaryan soul, aguguland shutdown fulfilling the prophecy dying instead of the Zaryan, saving him.
[[File:agugu_ban.png|thumb|center|HET IS VOORBIJ FOR Agugu]]

== Variations ==
[[File:Soymy trio.png|thumb|The first image posted in the /zellig/ soymy thread. All variants spawn from one of these three.]]

=== Soymy ===
Soymy was originally a drawing of Agugu posted in a Shemmy art request thread. Users soon edited out the pacifier and replaced it with a simple mouth and began making variations of the new binky-less version. At one point Soymy was significantly more popular than the original, with many now not even knowing that it was originally an Agugu drawing. However after the Shemmy ACKED, the subvariant died along with it... because... IT JUST DID OKAY?! Now rarely is there a new Soymy edit. Albeit Soymy had a very gemmy run as peer reviewed experts estimate between 400 and 500 unique Soymys have been created. The success of Soymy can be attributed to the fact that it is a blanch-slate with a near infinite possible variation. The Soymy thread in /zellig/ rivals the Agugu thread in terms of images with a total of 387 replies and a whopping 469 image attachments. ''(You) WILL keep this count up-to-date.''

=== Mlem kitty and subsequent variants ===
Mlem kitty was a dusty attempt at finding a foothold in the relatively blank canvas of potential competition to Agugu. It ascended to Vantawhite Aryan slopstone status when a Zaryan, completely ignoring rules or regulations, sloppily crossbred mlem kitty and Agugu.[https://archive.ph/XjLnc] The result was gugu cat, possessing the body and ears of the mlem kitty and the head of an Agugu. Zaryans shunned it as being ‘worse than poopson’ and ‘zarty-killing’. While the gugu cat was unsupervised it mutated, this time seeking out an OC named Mymyflower and assimilating it. Zaryans stumbling upon this new mutation were in awe of the sheer sloppiness of this variant, hailing it as a PVRE ZEM. Currently it is contained in the /zellig/ thread in which it originated.[https://archive.ph/Ukf8K] No one can currently ascertain the extent of its’ destructive power. This phenomenon of Agugu spreading to other variants has been considered as evidence by Dr. Soystein for the hypothesis that Agugu is a virus that needs to multiply and spread.
<gallery>
File:Gugu cat.png|brimmy slop
File:Gugu flowat.png|zemmy
File:Slopmymy.png|slop Mymy
</gallery>

== Trivia ==

* <s>In gugu speak, "goog" is the equivalent of gem</s>

^ discord falsenvke

^^trvke doe, verified by agugu historians