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Zelligbooru

2025-04-18T23:19:37Z

LuteSmith:

Zelligbooru.glowie.zip is a booru (A form of imageboard where images are categorized with tags) dedicated to the zaryan side of the ongezellig community. It contains a large variety of artworks, most of which originate from the Zarty and its sphere. [https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip <nowiki>[1]</nowiki>]

== History ==
On the 28th of September 2024, an anonymous Zaryan created a thread requesting the creation of a new booru [https://soyzellig.party/q/res/2693.html <nowiki>[2]</nowiki>] due to [[XOOT|the old one having stopped functioning and its owner disappearing.]]

The thread died down, but was continously bumped, clearly implying popular demand for a new booru.

On October 21st another anonymous Zaryan posted an archive of the old site because the current link to the old site wasn't functioning, in the post he stated that he would host a booru as long as people used it to which 3 Zaryans promised. [https://soyzellig.party/q/res/2693.html#q2825 <nowiki>[3]</nowiki>]

Just a day later, on October 22nd, the booru was up and running.

Porngate

2024-12-29T15:53:17Z

LuteSmith: Reverted edit by Libuhofseed (talk) to last revision by Uneditor

On the evening of May 24th 2024, an user known as <nowiki>''</nowiki>[[User:ThatZaryandoe|ThatZaryandoe]]<nowiki>''</nowiki> wiped the content of multiple articles, user pages and templates to replace them with gay pornographic images. In approximatly 10 minutes, around 70 articles were attacked. It is unknown as of now if the attacks have any connections to the sharty or any other exterior source.

PixelPlanet

2024-12-29T15:50:57Z

LuteSmith: Reverted edit by Libuhofseed (talk) to last revision by ⌁

[https://pixelplanet.fun PixelPlanet] and [https://pixmap.fun/ PixMap] are pixel map pages where we place our [[Coco|gems]].

== Scripts ==

As drawing pictures is extremely mind numbing due to long cooldown time (7s per pixel), scripts have been created to help with the task. Please notice that some scripts are obfuscated, therefore there is a chance that they can be used for datamining. Use them cautiously.

# Install [https://www.tampermonkey.net/index.php?locale=en Tampermonkey]
# Install [https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js OverlayPicture]
# Enter script's settings and add <code>https://pixmap.fun/*</code> to @Include list

[https://touchedbydarkness.github.io Scripts by touchedbydarkness]

== Templates ==

=== Coco ===

<gallery>
File:Coco-template.png|251x400
File:Coco_door_2.png|192x284
File:Coco_door.png|192x284
File:Coco_small.png|86x109
</gallery>

=== Mymy ===

<gallery>
File:Mymy-template.png|200x200
File:Mymy_dance.png|65x106
File:Colormymy.png|80x101
File:Gapejak_mymy.png|52x53
File:Mymy_soyzellig.png|216x277
File:Mymy_kuz.png|150x200
File:Mymy_chud.png|84x117
File:Mymy_black_sun.png|51x51
File:Mymymy.png|76x208
File:Mymy_standing.png|62x163
</gallery>

=== Maya ===

<gallery>
File:Maya-template.png|280x400
File:Maya_gem_resized.png|88x103
File:Maya_mymy_impression.png|85x102
File:Mayafixed.png|156x195
</gallery>

=== Other ===
<gallery>
File:Vera.png|91x138
File:Zellig_girls.png|33x11
File:Black_sun.png|256x256
File:Soyzellig_url.png|167x25
</gallery>

== Coordinates of currently placed pictures ==

=== PixelPlanet ===

==== Mymy ====

X: -1369, Y: -702
 X: -229, Y: -251

==== Coco ====

X: 4250, Y: 5525
 X: -1330, Y: -404

=== PixMap ===

Unfortunately all have been removed by the jannies. Some are present at https://pixmap.fun/#d,-12024,-6032,5 but most likely will be removed too.

Lost media

2024-12-29T15:41:51Z

LuteSmith: Reverted edit by 333333 (talk) to last revision by Uneditor

'''Lost media''' refers to media that was once fully available, but no longer exists in its original form today. There exists [[Ongezellig]] lost media, which you can put here.

== Voice Actor Art ==
Studio Massa had created original artwork for the voice actors as personalized gifts for their work on Ongezellig, these were privately sent and never posted by Massa himself. Robin Barten, Maya’s voice actor, is the only one who publicly shared her’s.

== [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] Lost Media ==

=== /nsfw/ - NOT SAFE FOR WORK ===
[[/nsfw/]] was a board created on April Fools day 2024 by Zoot. The board was created to lure all the pedos on the Zarty in an effort to ban them off the imageboard. After its initial goal was achieved, it stayed up for a few months without any activity until being terminated sometime during summer 2024.

=== /ssb/ - super secret board ===
/ssb/ was a board created sometime during the summer of 2024, and it was deleted during the same period. The board had no specific theme, and it was only accessible from the board list on the homepage.

=== /agugu/ - agugu ===
/agugu/ was a board created on August 23rd 2024 dedicated to posters of agugu, a meme portraying [[Mymy]] with enlarged eyes and a pacifier. It was the shortest-lived board in the zarty's history, only lasting one day.

Massadonië

2024-12-29T15:41:49Z

LuteSmith: Reverted edit by 333333 (talk) to last revision by Uneditor

{{Dutchmutt|Discord server but for dutch people, fuck internationals btw of zoiets}}[[File:Vantablack brimstone from the depths of niggerhell.png|thumb|A vantablack brimstone from the depths of niggerhell (Aka Massadonië)]]
'''Massadonië''' is a [[Discord]] server created on April 2nd, 2016, that functions as [[Studio Massa]]’s official Discord server[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18822249]. It is used by several prominent members of the [[Ongezellig]] fandom, such as [[Cam]] and [[GHANSHAN]]. [[Zoot]] was once a member of the server, but he was banned due to sharing its invite link[https://archive.ph/YC5S1]. Soyjak content is generally unwelcomed due to a large amount of [[soyjak.party]] users raiding the server and posting obscene material, including child pornography[https://files.catbox.moe/iwygoy.png]. At some point during the latter half of 2024, Studio Massa removed the link to the Discord from his videos’ descriptions and hid it in his Patje af profile.

= Controversies =

=== Verification ===
The verification method used in the server is said to be extremely privacy invading, as the moderators can allegedly see what servers you’re in and who’s on your friends list[https://archive.ph/aXL73].

=== [[Cocomelon|The "Cocomelon" incident]] ===
There are allegation that the voice actor of [[Coco]], Merel, crushed a watermelon with her thighs during a IRL event streamed by Massa known as "Massameet". Apparently, someone brought a watermelon for Coco's VA to crush with her thighs, because she is quite tall. It's worth noting it was awkward for everyone. She did it apparently for a joke. There were (allegedly) underage viewers and Coco's VA was allegedly underage when she did that. Frenzied (literal who) confirmed it did happen.

=== GussyWussy ===
GussyWussy was an artist in the server who was extremely liked by the admins of Massadonië, but he often drew the Ongezellig girls with the proportions of lolis while wearing skintight clothing or nearly naked bar a few details. Due to this, several members of the server accused his renditions of being pedophilic in nature, these members were typically treated unfavorably by the moderators. Their fears were realized, however, when it was discovered that GussyWussy had created pornographic art of Lisa Simpson and Mabel from Gravity Falls with the same child-like proportions back in 2013 on a DeviantArt account. It was also discovered that his girlfriend, who goes by “Meliwelly” in the server, asked for childlike characters in a pornographic game on itch.io under the username “Melidebby” on December 4th, 2021[https://itch.io/t/1797278/1-question-1-suggestion]. After the moderators received this information, they confronted GussyWussy and temporarily muted him, but other members of the server advocated for a harsher punishment[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139961493/#q140027696]. Foenkie, the most prominent moderator of Massadonië, alluded to GussyWussy once having a sexual attraction towards real children in direct messages, as he stated the artist “sought help irl”, most likely for [[pedophilia]][https://archive.ph/suIUC]. GussyWussy has also collaborated with [[/co/|Rod Scorpion]][https://ongezellig.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1462], a lolicon and shotacon enthusiast known for making Ongezellig porn, one particular example being of [[Maya]] having sex with a young boy. The mods encouraged GussyWussy to ease on the skintight and sexually adjacent drawings, it’s unclear if this was before or after his old DeviantArt account was found[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139961493/#q140046890].

=== 2022 Purge ===
At some point during 2022, the moderators of Massadonië conducted a poll asking members of the server if they thought racist and edgy content should be allowed in the server. 84 members voted Yes and 68 members voted No. After the poll ended, the moderators subsequently kicked most, if not all, of the Yes voters, most of which being internationals[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134232408/#q134276257]. Mike, a mod, created an infographic which demonstrated that No voters had far more messages than Yes voters. He used this data to conclude that there is reason to believe that No voters were roughly five times as active in the community as Yes voters[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134232408/#q134286237]. A lot of people objected to the moderators actions, but the mods reasoned that since Discord doesn’t tolerate hateful content and that the larger active part of the community didn’t want to see it, they had no reason to facilitate the continued membership of the people who voted to keep those unwanted aspects within their community and encouraged those who disagreed with their decisions for political reasons to leave and never comeback; saying that they would not be missed[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134232408/#q134277753]. Foenkie later stated that the international fanbase was going to die soon anyway[https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1705/95/1705954707071.jpg], this was allegedly to justify the purging of internationals that had taken place as a result of the poll.

Maya

2024-12-29T15:41:48Z

LuteSmith: Reverted edit by 333333 (talk) to last revision by Uneditor

{{Zem|This page will always be a Zem}}

[[File:Maya_deel_1.png|250px|thumb|Maya about to get ACKed by Mymy]]

'''Maya''' '''Schoppenboer''' (born September 21st, 2003, assuming the show takes place in 2019 and the girls are 16) is the protagonist of the Dutch animated web-series [[Ongezellig]]. She is voiced by Robin Barten and was designed and created by [[Studio Massa]]. Early interpretations of Maya appeared in comic strip [[Mayo en Curry]]. Maya is accompanied by two adoptive sisters [[Coco]] and [[Mymy]], assuming that they’re all 16 years old during the events of the pilot, Maya would be the youngest of the three. She struggles with [[wikipedia:Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder|ADD]] (disputed as its validity isn't something confirmed in the show and evidence suggests that Maya only assumes that she has ADD) and social anxiety. She is more of an antihero, as she somehow fucks up everything she does. She is known to enjoy looking at squid rape hentai.

(I could fix her)

== Appearance ==
Maya has a tan/light skin (depending of the scene) skin and green eyes, shaped like Coco's. Her hair, supposed to be brown but is black because Maya doesn't shower often, is arranged in a bun on the top of her head, with some hair covering Maya's left eye for most of the pilot, but appears to be quite long when untied, as seen in the credits scenes. As for her outfit, Maya wears a red hoodie, black pants and red shoes when at school, to hint the fact she doesn't care much about her wardrobe since she's unsociable. At home, or when sleeping however, Maya's clothes consist of a seemingly oversized pull (As it seems to not cover her right shoulder but does cover the bottom.) And stockings with red-white stripes. It may be possible Maya wears makeup of some sort, as that would explain the black thick lines around her eyes.

== Racial Background ==
Maya was born in [[wikipedia:North Brabant|North Brabant]] in the town of Baarle-Nassau, making her the only one of the 3 sisters to be born in the [[Netherlands]], though is normally referred to as a Belgian by other characters, mainly Mymy. She is multiracial and is of Dutch, Chinese, Indonesian, and Indian origins[https://files.catbox.moe/zd0n4s.mp3]. However, despite all the race-mixing that her ancestors did, Maya still managed to have green eyes, making her the most aryan of the three sisters based on eye color (Mymy wears blue contact lenses.). She also has a rather European eye shape, and her skin could be browner given her racial background.

== Biography ==
Maya was born on September 21st 2003 in the North Brabant province of the [[Netherlands]]. She spent the first 4 or so years of her life with her father, mother and a cat which she loved.

Around the time she was 4, her parents decided to adopt two other sisters for unknown reasons. Those sisters were Mymy, from Japan and Coco, a white girl from South Africa. The latter of those two was allergic to cats, which forced the parents to get rid of it.

== Personality ==
Maya is socially undeveloped and wracked with anxiety. She has difficulty interacting with others, especially those outside of her family. Despite being reclusive, she is shown to have a deep desire for connections and envies Coco’s sociability. She has an interest in several different forms of media, including music and video games. She self-inserts in The Sims 4 and watches erotic anime, a sign that she could be using media consumption as a coping mechanism for her loneliness. Whilst Maya is shown to be generally unhappy, we can see in her photos from Deel 1 that in the past, she was happier, and that she got more unhappy probably due to her sisters.

== Trivia ==

* Her favorite color is red.
* Cats are her favorite animal.
* Pepernoten, or pepper nuts, are her favorite food.
* The Sims is her favorite game.
* [[Vera]] suspects her of being autistic.
* [[National Socialism|Hitler]] is her favorite painter (holy keyed)
* Her phone background is the album cover of Weezer's 1996 album, ''Pinkerton''. That means that Maya listens to Weezer because she's an virgin incel who has never felt the warmth of another human.

[[Category:Ongezellig characters]]

Mayamail

2024-12-29T15:41:45Z

LuteSmith: Reverted edit by 333333 (talk) to last revision by Zaryan1488

'''Mayamail''' was a series of emails sent to the people that replied to [[Maya]]'s email adress in the "[[Comics|Maya's Sweet 16]]" comic. Those email were essentially diary entries that Maya wrote on a weekly/monthly basis.

https://pastebin.com/raw/pjKNDq8C

== An attempt at a translation ==
mayamail #1

friday november 23rd

history today was about anne frank, i didn't like it but it gave me the idea to start a diary. writing down "alone and bored" every day gets boring quickly, so perhaps a weekly or monthly diary is better.

today the class came up with the brilliant idea to draw something together. must come up with a way out asap. pippi longstocking immediately refused because of her "faith"... can you be jealous of someone's stupidity?

that's all that happened today... now more than two months since my birthday. coco acts as if she didn't see anything, luckily, because she wouldn't have understood it anyways. can now never use the bulimia method again.

almost december... christmas is all about family so i will survive that, but the 16th falls on a weekend this year so she will probably take advantage of that - better be careful.

i don't know what else to write but this isn't important.

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mayamail #2

friday november 30th

today we continued with anne frank. what i've learnt = anne was a beta, not very attractive and completely cut off from the outside world. i thought, hey, this is relatable and i almost sympathized

but then

"oh and she was hitting on '''(TN: as in flirting, etc.)''' the boy she was hiding with"

even anne frank had more experience than me... if they start persecuting eurasians, i might still have a chance

furthermore, i didn't worry about drawing with the others because they didn't even ask me to participate. actually i should be happy about that, but i'm not

to distract myself i started thinking about having sex while hiding and now i feel even worse. and then i noticed that it's already december and now i just want to hibernate

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Mayamail #3

friday december 7th

wednesday was sinterklaas. only pippi longstocking and i did not participate in the class surprises '''(TN: during Sinterklaas it's tradition for classmates to open and exchange "klassensurprises" between each other)'''. pippi STILL believes in sinterklaas and calls making surprises a sacrilege. when i explain that sinterklaas is a ruse she calls me a heretic and conspiracy theorist and that they said the same thing about the moon landing.

coco asked why i didn't participate in the surprises. i said i wasn't invited but apparently there were no invitations at all and everyone could come... she suggested sharing her surprise with me, but then we would both have 1 drumstick, so i said no.

in the evening we had to stage a "gifting evening" '''(TN: it refers to pakjesavond, the evening where Sinterklaas brings gifts to young children)''' to make pippi indulge in her illusions/happy. mom had asked in advance what kind of gifts i wanted, but all the things i really want are too embarrassing to let her buy them. so i asked for more kruidnoten '''(TN: probably the bag of food she has on her desk)''' so i can ration for the winter. according to my bmi i'm still underweight so it can't be that unhealthy. pippi now thinks that i have only been given kruidnoten because of my heresy and says that the Cabinet of the Jack of Spades will launch a new crusade to protect the true faith.

glad it's over, but i still don't know anything about the 16th...

i think it's the calm before the storm.

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mayamail #4

sunday december 9th

I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT FOR GOD'S SAKE

i had been anticipating it for days and tonight she came into my room (without knocking of course) (luckily i was just simming this time) '''[TN: I truly don't know what she was "simulating", maybe she was making her bed creak at night]'''. i remember roughly what she said:

"so, next sunday is my birthday, and i couldn't choose who to invite to my party, so i just invited the whole class. at our home. i already know that everyone is coming, but not if you are yet, even though you live here naturally, but everyone is participating, so, if you would also participate i would really appreciate it"

this is just blackmail and she knows exactly what she is doing.

I thought out three scenarios in my head:

i go

pros: coco is not angry

cons: standing alone in a corner all the time, fear, humiliation, shame, not knowing what to do and say and bothering everyone with my presence

i don't go

pros: i don't go

cons: coco is veeeeeeeeeery angry and if i stay in my room (where else should i go) i have to hear how much fun everyone is having without that boring girl

i can't go

pros: i don't go and coco is not angry

cons: ???

i have a week to figure out how to stop myself from going. normally i'd use the bulimia method, but since my birthday she will suspect any of the excuse I use as me trying to get out of it.

unless...

i do something so crazy that no one would ever believe i did it on purpose...

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mayamail #5

saturday december 15th

after i am done writing i jump down the stairs

i don't think they will believe now that i did it on purpose. i've thought about everything so that the damage will be minimal and the result will be maximum. what i have to pay particular attention to is that my injuries are not too big to go to the emergency room, but big enough that i don't have to go to the party.

first i make sure i have a good excuse for why i "fell" down the stairs, so i wear shoes with loose laces that i "trip over".

of course, i'm not just going to jump down the stairs and let gravity do the rest! i make a controlled, careful dive so that i absorb the impact as much as possible with my arms. this will protect my head and hopefully give me some convincing scrapes and bruises so they can't suspect me of faking it. i try to thump as hard as possible with each step so that it sounds much more serious than it is. once at the bottom of the stairs i make sure they find me in a painful looking position. i certainly shouldn't complain about a headache, so they don't think i have a concussion and call 112. it is mainly my arms and legs that "hurt", making it difficult for me to move and "unfortunately" having to stay in bed all weekend.

of course, i can't stay home tomorrow because i can't "rest" during a busy party, so i ask mom to take me to grandma and grandpa's so i can "recover" there. once there i can relax all day with my phone, unlimited spring rolls and above all NO PARTY :D :D :D

and if i stick around a little longer, i might not even have to go to school next week and i'll have vacation a week early!! i haven't been able to sleep all week because of the panic attacks so i deserved it imo.

it's now or never... ahah so much adrenaline! but i've been preparing for this all week and literally anything is better than going to that party!

i'll write up tomorrow how it went! if i can live to tell the tale, haha

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mayamail #6

sunday december 16th

this weekend i learnt that fantasizing about doing crazy things is much easier said than done

all week i was coming up with reasons to do it, but once i looked down all the reasons not to do it suddenly came up. i stood there for at least 5 minutes until i suddenly remembered what i should have thought of much earlier

what would coco think if i fell down the stairs?

and then i went back to my room

so tonight i've had to wait until she would finally invite me to join her. i had no energy left to come up with a plan so i just let it happen

last week i wrote this:

1. i go

pros: coco is not angry

cons: standing alone in a corner all the time, fear, humiliation, shame, not knowing what to do and say and bothering everyone with my presence

2. i don't go

pros: i don't go

cons: coco is veeeeeeeeeery angry and if i stay in my room (where else should i go) i have to hear how much fun everyone is having without that boring girl

3. i can't go

pros: i don't go and coco is not angry

cons: ???

deep down i hoped i was brave enough to go for option 1

it sounds very nice without that boring girl

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Mayamail #7

friday december 21st

christmas holidays are the worst holidays. when you finally have some free time, you are forced to celebrate a stupid party with a stupid family and stupid christmas music. new year's is even worse, drunken idiots who start making loud noises because the year changes digits. so instead of forgetting that you have to go to school, you have to spend half of the holiday stressing about even more nonsensical obligations.

pippi got in trouble for attacking santa claus at the mall. she called him an imperialist spy and shot him in the head while shouting "saint nicholas is great". it was with a nerf gun so he wasn't hurt of course but the child on his lap was crying very loudly.

coco was quite distant this week.

furthermore, i found at last a personality test that suits me. the results are quite depressing so it must be reliable. i saved it so that i can later compare whether i've made any progress or not.

Appendix: <nowiki>https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/39502.html#q39534§</nowiki>

'''(TN: original link <nowiki>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464194222434549771/525751024913350697/persoonlijkheidstest.png</nowiki>)'''

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Mayamail #8

thursday december 27th

hahaha maya you scrooge, how can you hate christmas? don't you like your fam-

<nowiki>*</nowiki>ding dong*

oh hey it's family

"Hi AlL!!!! oH wOw HoW bIg HaVe YoU gOtTeN!!!!"

"OwO cOCo YoU'rE a ReAl WoMaN nOw! HoW dOeS iT fEeL tO pLaY rUgBy At ThE iNtErNaTiOnAl LeVeL?!? oH aNd DiD yOu MaKe ThAt PaInTiNg ThErE yOuRsElF?!?! aNd YoU'rE aLsOoOoOoOo A mUsIcIaN!!!! wHaT a SuPeRtAlEnT!!! wE aRe AlL sO pRoUd Of YoU!!!"

"WoW MYmY i HeArD tHaT yOu ScOrEd A 10 fOr ThE nEtHeRlAnDs!!!! aNd ThAt YoU hAvE mAdE tHe WiNnInG gOaL fOr ThE kOrFbAlL cUp!!! AnD tHeN yOu StIlL dO sO mUcH vOlUnTeEr WoRk, AlL sCoUtS lOoK uP tO yOu VeRy MuCh! CaN yOu PlAy SoMe AcCoRdIoN fOr Us BeCaUsE yOu ArE aLrEaDy So GoOd aT iT UwU"

.......

"oh hi maya."

but seriously maya how can you hate on christmas hahahaha

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Mayamail #9

hey maya, remember when you thought the christmas holidays would be fun once the the public holidays were over? '''(TN: she's referring to the named holidays such as Christmas, etc.)'''

haha silly maya, if you don't come to school, school will come to you.

SO because school was closed and they couldn't use the music room, i was repeatedly treated to free rehearsals of coco's moronic band. i've always wanted to play an instrument but never did because the walls are too thin here. pippi would laugh at me and coco would try to help me all the time and i don't know which one is worse.

all four band members are in my class, but except for coco, i never remember their names. they make eurobeat folks because the guitarist really wanted to do something that no one has done before without thinking about whether it happens to sound good or not. i'm sure coco also realizes how bad the music is but she only joins in because they are her friends and she collects friends like they're stamps. is a friend still worth anything if you have so many? if i continue to avoid her, i can brag at christmas this year that i am the only one in the class who managed not to make friends with coco, which i think is much more impressive than hitting stuff with sticks.

the second worst moment was when i bumped into the bass player while going to the bathroom. i always listen by the walls before i go to see if the coast is clear, but she almost never says anything so i made a wrong guess. i opened my door and BOOM eye contact. greetings are my achilles' heel so i stood there like an idiot waiting for her to say hi first. she didn't and she just walked back into coco's room. rude bitch. she talks at least as little as i do, but somehow has friends and is in a band? do i look like i'm from chernobyl or something?

but the worst part was when they stayed over. i was still awake probably because of the eye contact incident so i had no choice. i would describe the night as being forced to listen to a five hour long live podcast by the most uninteresting presenters on the most unimportant topics. jesus christ friendship is overrated.

man...

if i had a band it'd be so much more fun...

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Mayamail #10

monday january 28th

uhhhh if things continue like this, my weekly book will soon become a yearbook

i should have known that i couldn't keep it up every week. i once tried to learn japanese, within three days i knew all the hiragana and katakana by heart and i was full of motivation. but then kanji came along and i've never had motivation for it ever since. but i have a test in exactly 6 hours and i had to do something to delay studying so here i am again

nothing has happened since the holidays ended. at most when mom said grandpa and grandma are looking for a store assistant and i almost had a heart attack. the fact that i don't have to go outside after school is the only thing that keeps me from cutting or something. and i don't think a cashier girl with the aura of an aborted blobfish is of any use to them

but did she seriously think i was suitable for that job? then she's even less informed than i thought. but i guess your own daughter doesn't really matter anymore if you've bought two substitutes to compensate

not that i have mommy issues or anything, as if i'm waiting for another snooper like coco. as long as they leave me alone i have no reason to cut. anyways i never really understood self-harmers, i tried it once after reading about it but it mostly hurt. maybe i'm just not miserable enough

BUT NOT FOR LONG, because in just over two weeks the third most depressing day of the year will come, right after september 21st and the day school starts again. and yippeeeee it falls on a school day this year. if i start cutting myself everyday from now on, i'll probably have lost enough blood to be able to convincingly skip school haha

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Mayamail #11

february 11

FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY

so every february our school holds a rose campaign '''(TN: they probably mean "school shop")''' where students can buy roses for each other that are then distributed on valentine

"hahahahha maya is jealous because she doesn't get roses"

you thought so bitch, i get one every year. not from a boy of course, but as a kind of consolation prize from coco because she gets about 10 roses every year and she probably felt sorry for me so she always buys me 1 too. also for pippi btw because otherwise she would get jealous lol

but the comfort rose is not the reason why valentine's day should be aborted from the calendar

yes, i know very well that this """"holiday"""" is just a fabrication of stores to sell nasty perfumes

bbbbuuut theeennn

wwwwwwhhhyyyy

DO I ALWAYS HOPE FOR MORE THAN 1 ROSE GVD

to avoid the inevitable disappointment i try to remind myself WHY i will never get more than 1 rose

and having to remind yourself for weeks

how boring and ugly you are

is so

terribly

tiring

hopefully everything will be back to normal after thursday

Mayamail #12

valentine's day

beloved week

i got a second rose today

it's torn to pieces in a trash bin somewhere

everything is worse now

i'll explain it to you later

first i have to try something out

<nowiki>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</nowiki>

ash wednesday

well then long story short:

so i got that 2nd rose, i was completely full of adrenaline and all, but then it turned out that coco had bought 1 rose for the entire class because she didn't want to leave anyone out and that 2nd rose also came from her as a kind of double consolation rose. that was a bit of a disappointment sooooo i tore them both apart oops

well it's better to do things like that in your revenge fantasies than in front of the entire class.

so coco would cook for us that evening and i had locked myself in my room. but instead of beating me up or at least starving me she just brought the food upstairs and apologized for ruining MY valentine's day.

then i felt even more guilty and decided that if she doesn't want to punish me, i'll do it myself. so i left her food alone that night and went to sleep quite hungry.

the next day was another school day among people who now hate me even more than before, so i skipped breakfast too and didn't bring lunch. all day i had too much stomachache to realize that i was maya, so that was already a better day than usual. i only ate again at dinner, but actually only because we sit at the table together and it would be too noticeable, but i felt guilty again when i was full so i also had dinner alone all weekend. and since then i don't want to break my streak so i've been doing this for three weeks. i've already lost weight from 44 to 40 kilos, but i always wear baggy clothing so no one will look.

and no, i am NOT anorexic because that's for THOTS who get insecure when they see the billboards. what i do is called FASTING, because that's what people from brabant are supposed to do after carnival to atone for their sins (i just needed a head start). and normally carnival makes me feel like vomiting, but that's not possible if you don't have anything to vomit ;d

Meds

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Medication, better known as '''meds''', are a class of therapeutic mind-control parasites designed to supress latent psionic energies and other psychic powers, render problematic populations infertile, make people <s>question their sexual orientation</s> feel comfortable, happy, healthy, render schizoids sane, and, eventually, bring about the fourth industrial revolution by creating a <s>class of mindless consumers</s> well-adjusted and healthy population that can live sustainably and make educated decisions.

In other words, its slang used by soyteens to call out things they deem schizoposting/objectively incorrect.

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{{Quote|>Nonsence page award}}

retard forgot to add stuff here

::'cause you can't change the content model to write lua shit yet

Mudslimes

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Muslims (reffered to as mudslimes by Zaryans/Soyteens) are adherents to the religion of Islam, an abrahamic monotheistic religion which is simmilar to Christianity and Judaism, however having many distinctive traits such as their prophet marrying a 6 year old child and banning pork because he was allergic or however the camel piss travels in the desert

Mymy

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{{Zem}}
{{Dutchmutt|dutch but asian of zoiets}}
{{Reddit|'''Mymy''' '''Schoppenboer'''}} (born as 橘迷子 (Meiko Tachibana) on March 3rd, 2003, assuming the show takes place in 2019 and the girls are 16) is the third adopted sister, voiced by Joyce Ter Stege. She is a heavy Dutch nationalist and has a special antipathy for the Belgians. It is not known why she was adopted by the Schoppenboer family, but it is known that she ran away from her family due to her liking the Netherlands more than Japan. Despite being a side character, Mymy has essentially [https://youtu.be/6v5ziL9OLR4?si=_eyjWtSScU7k0uXk become the unofficial mascot] of the series.[[File:Mymy.png|250px|thumb|Mymy]]

=Racial background=

Mymy was born in Nagasaki, Japan and thus is AJAB (Assigned Japanese at Birth). Despite that, she identifies as Dutch and adapts her appearance accordingly by wearing A10 contact lenses (her natural eye color is brown) and dyeing her hair orange (natural color is black). She is considered by [[soyzellig.party]] an honorary Aryan due to her devotion to the Aryan race and TND.

(SWNBD)

=Personality=

Mymy is an avid fan of Dutch culture and history, especially of Dutch cuisine (she loves stroopwafels) and the [[wikipedia:VOC|VOC]]. She denies her Japanese origin and interrupts [[Coco]] when she tries to tell Vera her country of origin, saying instead that she comes from Japsterdam, Drenthe. She has a particular disdain for tranime, especially of the kind that [[Maya]] watches. Although intelligent, Mymy is quite immature for her age, as she’ll often have emotional outbursts and still role plays with Maya, despite most children stopping such behavior by their teenage years. She is egocentric and power-hungry, she yearns for high status and creates drawings of grandiosity in which she inserts herself in. Her short stature of 155 cm may contribute to her desire for dominance.

[[Category:Ongezellig characters]]

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{{Coal}}

Reddit is a rulecucked leftist tranny shithole where virtually all of the soyboys reside and where they engage in internet faggotry, farming internet points and asking their fellow kind stranger how to get a lifetime supply of HRT. It wouldn't be of much interest to Zaryans if it weren't for the fact that it hosts a number of subreddits about our favourite dutch gem, with disastrous consequences.

{{Reddit|<reddit space}}

== Notable subreddits ==

=== r/zellig ===
Originally created on February 12th 2024 by a Zaryan (in the loose sense of the word) going by the name of Pablo. He announced its creation on /qa/ on the same day, after being disappointed by the posts on an already existing subreddit called "r/soyzellig".

{{Quote|>Oh nonononono Zaryans are we redditors? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG}}

It kept being SNCA for quite some months, but at least with a strictly Zaryan userbase. Many others were opposed to it, because who the actual fuck would want to use Reddit? And also because it could possibly attract total redditors to the show and ruin it in the process. Pablo hired another janny during his reign: Hoxxitran, a faggot with 150.000 karma. The problems started when Pablo got xhis plebbit account ACKed and lost ownership of the subreddit, giving full powers to the other janny, who, surprisingly, didn't immediately turn the subreddit into an off-siter paradise. Pablo was nowhere to be seen and with the subreddit in the hands of a literal who, Zaryans feared that this would finally be the coal that will destroy the Zarty. They were partly right. In the following months, the subreddit reached 1.3k members, hired R_Terra as a janny and started to repress the zaryan culture. Currently it hosts a number of daily posts about iron art from off-siters, redditors trying to force lesbianism upon the 'zellig cast and overall typical normie behaviour, such as thinking that gatekeeping is bad or that Zaryans should be diluted in favour of the actual community (evendoe we are the actual community, geg! Nutrannies right?). It is advised to not post on the subreddit, since it's also communicating with the other, more hostile, subreddits, as shown by the raid done on r/ongezellig in the now deleted /raid/ board, where a bunch of zaryans got 'nished back to back on every subreddit related to Ongezellig.

{{Reddit|<reddit space}}

=== r/ongezellig_irl ===
Created on March 6th 2024 by the infamous Luzeru, the seething gypsy redditor who made a whole video about why the "Sharty" was responsible for 'zellig's discontinuation, it was meant to act as an opposition to the "Zaryans' subreddit". The subreddit kept getting raided almost every day, and never got any traction at all, currently sitting at just under 300 members. This, along with Zaryans gemming up his comment sections and making fun of him, led to Luzeru to unlist his Youtube channel and give up ownership to another individual, known as "Led_Plous". Not much is known about xhim, if not for the fact that he's an actual tranny and has a whole 'cord circle that helps xher manage the two subreddits xhe owns. Yes, two.

{{Reddit|<reddit space}}

=== r/ongezellig ===
Originally created to discuss "asocial dutch people" over 10 years ago, it got quickly colonized by Zaryans around 2023. This led to the owner locking the entire subreddit and going inactive. The subreddit sat around a thousand members for almost all of 2024, until a redditor going by the name of LukXD99, successfully managed to get ownership of the subreddit, by sending an inactivity appeal to Reddit. Zaryans quickly got in to ruin yet another attempt, and with the help of the Shemmy, raided the 'log for a good 40 minutes. This led to the addition of an "anti soywoajak rule", marking this as another hostile community. LukXD99 later gave co-ownership to the previously mentioned Led_Plous, probably because they're friends on discord and goon to 'p together. Another raid was attempted on August 15th 2024, successfully spamming the 'log for around 30 minutes. The major discovery that this raid brought, was exposing r/zellig as being against Zaryans. This was made apparent when the brave users who conducted the operation got banned on every single 'zellig related subreddit, with the bans just being seconds apart from each other, even if they never actually posted on said subs. Currently the subreddit hosts a very pronounced anti-Zaryan sentiment, and sits at just around 1.6k members (so just 600 since the previous 1k were all inactives). It is advised to destroy this niggerhole as soon as possible.

{{Reddit|<reddit space}}

== Trivia ==
If you use any of these subreddits unironically, you should take a gun, point it to the roof of your mouth and pull the trigger. [[/v/|In a game]], of course.

Saberspark

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[[File:Soyspark.webp|thumb|Literal soyboy]]
Saberspark is a JewTuber with a fanbase of 2 million trannies. He is an essay youtuber AKA he reads informations from a wiki that others have spent countless of hours on just to make a quick shekel. He mostly reviews "obscure" cartoons and occasionally reacts on stream to paid requests. He's also agnostic (heretic) and a furry, which will land him in the deepest circle of Hell when he dies.

= Saberspark's reaction to Ongezellig =
On October 1st, 2024, Saberspark uploaded a video about the highlights of a stream where he reacted to Ongezellig. [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/41136.html#q41136 A Zaryan was quick to make a thread] about the happening which prompted others to flock to his comment section, overwhelming it with 'emmy 'osts, with most condemning him for "directly causing an influx of trannies to the community". Said comments almost certainly scared Saberspark into deleting the entire video the following day.

The reaction itself was nothing special, with Saberspark only making a few comments about how the girls looked cute and barely watching it, stopping just after the end of Deel 2. A Zaryan by the name of Mutsoc later came forth to state that he might have been the cause of it, since he once asked him to review the cartoon.

Saberspark did not officially comment on the presence of Zaryans, however a lot of anti-zaryan faggots showed incredible levels of seethe in the comment section.

The crisis was averted, the video gained below 10K views, which was impressive from a channel with 2 million subscribers (albeit it was a seperate channel for stream highlights without that many subs, so shit nobody cares about) and every zaryan lived to tell the tale about how the community wasn't infected with furry antifa commie shitskins.

= Trannies reaction (SNCA) =
The video rippled across the community, with most off-siter trannies thinking that getting more people in the community = good, and some entirely wishing for that to happen so that the zaryan race, whose beliefs are on the other side of the political spectrum, would be diluted and ethnically replaced by jewtube immigrants. Others had a more calm demeanor, calling out the non-happening and that at most only a few people would bother enough to check what Ongezellig is, and would get "immediately turned off by the community". Interestingly enough, [https://www.reddit.com/r/zellig/comments/1fc64al/idea_get_forsen_to_watch_ongezellig_on_stream/ a post made around September] on r/zellig already put in the spotlight the idea of making a big streamer react to Ongezellig. The attempt in question though, never went anywhere.

= Trivia =

* The idea of making Saberspark react to Ongezellig was already brought up on September 10th 2023 [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/883.html#886 by a Zaryan], talking about how to make Ongezellig more popular.

* The days following the reaction saw [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/41411.html the posting of a couple of threads] from users stating that they came from Saberspark's video. If these were actual Saberspark's fans or not, it is not known, but Zaryans agreed that they were most likely baits.

NAZ Zoot drama

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[[File:Kosher Zoot.png|thumb|305x305px|Zoot as seen by some during NAZ drama]]
NAZ Zoot drama is a drama that happend in the /oc/ thread after [[Zoot]] pushed heavily for creating a [[Zelligspeak|NAZ]] animation instead of expected by most [[zaryans]] [[Mayamail|Mayamails]] animation project.

== Background ==
After official [[Ongezellig]] discontionuation on February 6 2024 many zaryans got gradually more demoralized, including Zoot. Ever since the Zarty's domain got renewed on August 2024, Zoot tries to [[Great Replacement|move it away]] from Ongezellig into a general [[Xitter|OC creation]] imageboard. This culminated in [[New Zarty Order]] on September 1st which after heavy backlash did not succeed in Zoot's goal. Zoot's dedication to NAZ is also proven in that one of the only active NAZ art threads on the Zarty is his own series Zigle Zogle.

== Drama ==
Around November 13th Zoot created /oc/ thread for a new project in which all zaryans could participate. Everything went as planned, however 5 days later Zoot declared that Original characters will be used instead of Zellig sisters. On the same day vote on strawpoll was done, where 15 people supported IAZ characters as opposed to 2 NAZ votes. On 19th September Zoot reacted more agressively to critique than usual, stating that the site is no longer zellig based, pushing very hardly the idea of Zellig being only transitory part of Zarty culture and not its core.

>If the site is to continue, then i dont want the focus to be lig

><eventho the site is no longer zellig based

><eventho this is my site

After this Zoot recieved massive wave of negative reactions after which he forced all critics to move away to /q/ board and removed any further discussion in /oc/ thread. After thread was moved drama escalated for 60 more posts during which Zoot changed his arguments halfway into discussion where he suggested that he only wanted to make NAZ threads to appear from time to time and that 'lig will not be ever replaced which contradicts above quotes.

>People are complaining about a project not being directly about Ongezellig (mind you, this is the first attempt at doing this and I have never removed any ongezellig OC before that).

>People think that they HAVE to participate in that one project, because… they just have to, ok???

After this new OC thread was made on Mayamails animation collab, which quickly became more active than Zoot's thread, which together with Zoot not responding anymore ended the drama.
== Further reading ==
https://archive.ph/csBfo

https://archive.ph/QHbOs

https://archive.ph/BuwZG

https://archive.ph/f411r

National Socialism

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{{Zem}}

National Socialism, commonly referred to as Nazism is a worldview created by Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. Some of it's core values are Ethnonationalism, Traditionalism and opposition to [https://www.gtvflyers.com/every-single-aspect-of-communism-is-jewish/ (((Communism)))]. National Socialism is a very popular belief among [[Zaryans]] and is most likely the most common political belief for a Zaryan to have.

== [[Mymy]] ==
[[File:Natsocmymy.png|thumb|219x219px]]
Mymy being a National Socialist is basically canon due to her indirectly praising the ideology many times throughout [[Ongezellig]].

== [[Maya]] ==
[[File:Natsocmaya.jpg|thumb|237x237px]]
Maya being a National Socialist is far from confirmed however she does praise Adolf Hitler once in Deel 1, but due to her Indonesian blood, she likely wouldn’t have been welcomed during the Nazi regime (Ev&do she has green eyes and her skin is light due to staying inside all day.). But then again nothing is sure, since most "Neo-Nazis" are brown lantinx. Moreover, Maya is half Dutch (Aryan) than Mymy, who is a peak larper.

== [[Coco]] ==
[[File:Coco Will Always Belong To BWC (CWABTBWC).png|thumb|194x194px|Isn't she so attractive, chud?]]
While there is no proof Coco is a National Socialist, there is a common fan theory which claims her parents were murdered by kaffers leading her to be radicalized to National Socialism and consciousness of the racial reality. In fact, her biological ancestor, Andries Hendrik Potgieter, also had lost his friend and comrade, namely Piet Lafras Uys, in the Battle of Italeni (Piet and Hendrik leaded a punitive commando in retaliation to the Weenen massacre by the Zulus). Retrospectively speaking, losing relatives and just dear persons is a common occurrence for her family, so she sooner or later would have felt the pain of being an orphan and have become the most racist girl alive(because I said so, ok?).

Netherlands

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{{Dutchmutt|walkable cities of zoiets}}
The Netherlands (aka Niggerlands for the most people) is a country located in North-Western Europe, which is bordered by Belgium to the south and Germany to the East. It is known amongst the [[Zaryans]] (as well as the rest of the [[Soyjak.party|Soysphere]]) as the country where the famous animated Dutch show [[Ongezellig]] was produced, as well as the country in which the show takes place. Other than that, its a pretty [[Reddit]] country, known for le hecking wholesome public transport, weed, prostitution and its "not real" language (Dutch).

New Zarty Order

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[[File:NZO.png|thumb|315x315px|New Zarty Order]]
New Zarty Order is a controversial set of reforms enacted by [[Zoot]] on [[History#August 26th|August 26]] in order to [[Great Replacement|move away]] [[Zarty]] from supposedly decreasing demographics of [[Ongezellig]] soyteens.

Seeing no chance of Ongezellig being continued by [[Studio Massa|Massa]] Zoot got [[Demoralizer|demoralized]], believing that Zarty culture without new Massa content will slowly diminish. After repurchasing Soyzellig.party domain on the August 2024 Zoot tries to turn Zarty into imageboard focused on creation of OC, which causes mixed and negative reactions from zaryan userbase.

First plan of reform consisted of merging together /zellig/ and /qa, adding a few snca boards and removal of /raid/ and /co/. After heavy backclash from most of the community, on the 1st Septembed 2024 only two last points were enacted, with new board /oc/ added.

After all of this though Zoot still [[Froot|claims that Zarty no longer zellig based imageboard]], still [[NAZ Zoot drama|trying to move away community from Ongezellig]], claiming that Zellig culture is only transitional to the new future OC culture.

Further links:

* https://archive.ph/R3ziG
* https://archive.ph/GPysQ
* https://archive.ph/csBfo

Ohio

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{{Quote|>only in ohio}}

zoomer niggercoal

Ongezellig

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{{Quote|>Series creator massa grew to hate the shows growing non-Dutch fan base and subsequently cancelled Ongezellig out of spite.}} - 4cuck /co/omer anon №143230994

{{Dutchmutt|Animatie duurt zo lang of zoiets}}
'''Ongezellig''' is a Dutch web-series created by [[Studio Massa]]. It is one episode divided into six deels (parts) with the first part being uploaded on July 20th, 2018 and the last part being uploaded on October 9th, 2022, A number of artwork has also been released, totaling a number of 67, the first artwork was released 2019-09 (ISO) and the last on 2024-01 (also the only video artwork). You can find a copy of all the artwork [https://mega.nz/folder/vjgQCZLa#EllbJ7g2Kp2FGfCSJYdSjA here].

This web-series has spawned a dedicated community, the Zaryans. The Zaryans are spread across a dedicated imageboard, the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]], and multiple offsite communities on websites such as [[Soyjak.party|'sharty]], [[4chan]], [[Twitter]] and [[Discord|der cord]]. Additionally, this show also spawned the [[ZelligWiki]].

== Characters ==

=== Main characters ===
[[File:1704343734215-0.png|thumb|(((Ilse)))]]

[[Maya]], Main character and antihero (Robin Barten)

[[Mymy]], Sister (Joyce Ter Stege).

[[Coco]], Sister (Merel Does).

[[Vera]], Teacher (Kayleigh Luyks).

=== Notable background characters ===
[[Kiki]]: Mymy’s friend and wannabe pirate.

[[Cleo]]: Coco's slave and token DEI nigger.

(((Ilse))): [[Jews|Kike]] who probably forced Maya to watch (((Oriental)))(((decadent)))(((films))).

== Synopsis ==

Ongezellig is focused on three sisters, making their presentation for their history class. After failing their presentations for various reasons, their history teacher, Vera, lets them until friday 5pm to complete their presentations. However, Mymy's real excuses (AIDS) makes Vera push the date to the current day.

== Deels ==

=== Deel 1 ===

The deel opens with a tentacle rape tranime, where a squid fucks some girl. We can also see Maya enjoying the moment furiously masturbating. However, right before the squid gets to it, Coco opens the light. Scared, Maya quickly closes the 34 tabs of hentai on her browser. Coco asks about what Maya was doing, and after an awkward conversation between the two, Coco gets to the point: that she needs help with her computer for the history presentation due tomorrow. She also asks if her and Maya could work together. But Maya, instead of accepting, tried to run away from her room. But before the bitch could go far enough, the tape supposed to keep Coco out gets in her way. She then starts to reflect about her failing in just about everything until Mymy captures her. After Maya said something quite ''risqué'' and Mymy devoiled her 157gb presentation, the scene cuts to Coco, who after tampering with Maya's computer, recovers the 34 tabs of Maya's tentacle hentai.

=== Deel 2 ===

The story cuts to school, where Mymy finished her presentation, which was just genocidal schizo rambling on why she should rule over the 1st graders (the untermensch) and Jews. The history teacher, Vera, tells her that she'll have to restart her presentation. Furious, Mymy pulls out her gun and attempts to commit a schoolocaust. However, Vera caves Mymy's skull in with a glass bottle, preventing her to start a school shooting (see [[/v/]] to know what would happen otherwise). After Mymy crawls back to her place like the grub she is, Vera calls the next student to present, which happens to be Maya. However, Maya did not do her presentation because she was too busy jerking off to tentacle hentai, so Vera tells her she'll have to talk to her after class about a makeup. After that, Vera calls upon the next person on the list, Coco. Coco's presentation was about “mollusc love in ancient Japan”. After talking a little bit, Coco promptly starts an animated film about the subject, which was Maya's squid rape hentai from the beginning of Deel 1. The scene then cuts to Vera's office, with the three sisters in it. Coco being the dumbass that she is, asks what she did wrong.

=== Deel 3 ===
The third part begins with the three sisters sitting in the teacher's office. Coco unironically doesn't understand what is happening now (who would've thought though), while Mymy, Maya and Vera look at her innocent face with shock. Vera becomes a ultra-racist troll and baiting them through that they're mongols. Although, Coco, as always in own repertoire, misunderstood the teacher and begun to explain from what kind of the forgotten by everyone countries they are. She hererself is from South Africa, Maya — from Belgium (Corrected to be Brabant, Netherlands), and Mymy is from Jap... [[Japsterdam]], aka Utopia you know. Next comes Vera's teasing for Mymy, which ends with the last one forcing them to make a presentation by <s>Friday</s> <s>Thursday</s> <s>Wednesday</s> <s>Tuesday</s> today, because Mymy got the AIDS after BWC rape therapy. Then Maya due to not taking her meds starts having a schizophrenic episode where she isn't a pathetic loser, but realizing this comes only with Coco's message. In that Coco offers Maya to see the sun's rays and touch the grass, but Maya refuses this as she is already with friends, which got spawned by her own interaction with "grass".

=== Deel 4 ===
The deel starts with Coco biding goodbye to her friends before starting to work on her history presentation. The camera cuts to Maya who only wrote 3 words on a new Microsoft Word document when Coco surprises her from the back to ask her a question. Maya, after hearing Coco's simple request, entered an anxious state in which she thought Coco would ask her where she sits at lunch, who are her friends and why does her bed creak at night. Maya then snaps back to reality and says she has Parkinson's disease as an explaination of the latter question she suspected Coco would ask, when it is more probable that the creaking sounds probably come from not-so-discreet acts of self-pleasure. But as it turns out, Coco only wanted to ask Maya if she wanted to work with her and Mymy. But as they were talking, the little orange fucker known under the name "Mymy" did a health check on Maya and revealed she didn't have Parkinson's but that she was autistic.

=== Deel 5 ===
The penultimate part begins with Maya having half an hour left to finish her presentation. Coco and Mymy offer to help her with presentation but first Coco asks Maya what topic for her presentation. She says that her presentation topic is Belgium, which suddenly delighted Mymy and shows Maya an animated video. After watching the animation Coco suggests making a Maya's presentation according to her scheme because Mymy's animation is too racist, which make's Mymy very upset. After a long time of thinking the trio begin working on the presentation until Mymy made a question about whether she has friends or not, Maya almost blushed with shame that she was ready to go through another year instead of staying with two adoptive sisters. Coco tries to improve the situation, but for no reason Maya calls her an orphan, which leads to an unexpected consequence. Coco throws Maya out the window and asks for her forgiveness. Maya apologized to her, but after Coco picked her up, Maya quickly ran to the school toilet. At the end of this part, Mymy says that the animation for Maya's presentation is ready.

=== Deel 6 ===

Maya is about to ACK herself at the top of the school and join the 41% (even doe she isn't a perverse troon), however, her Zolpidem induced friend tells her she's cringe so she takes her meds. After she snaps back to reality, her memories of her and Coco flash in her head, along with what Coco said the last deel. She then interrupts Coco in her mind, and kicks her off her imaginary island. Maya then plunges her head in the imaginary water and starts to reflect on how her solitude is a [[Jews|jewish]] conspiracy and that she only needs ''something that we will never know because she didn't tell us(fortunately one zaryan did that [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/26969.html#q29127 <nowiki>[1]</nowiki>] [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/5153.html#q36912 <nowiki>[2]</nowiki>]) for some reason'' and then she snaps back to reality reminding herself of her presentation. She sprints out of the bathroom, and meets Coco in the hallways, who was looking for her. Since Maya did not make a presentation of herself, Coco told her she'll have to use a redacted version of Mymy's presentation from Deel 4. The scene then fast forwards to Maya, who finished her presentation trembling and sweaty. Vera then suspects Mymy made the presentation, but that it wasn't because there was no anti-Belgian racism. She then gives Maya a passing grade and starts to criticize her presentation. But before Vera finishes, a montage of Maya riding the bike back home with her sisters, eating supper with her sisters and parents and her watching her computer alone goes on. She was watching the end of her squid p', but closed the video when Coco knocked on the door. Coco entered and asked Maya if she wanted to play a board game with her and Mymy. Maya, being a true and devoted truecel, refuses, and the show ends.

== Abandonement by Massa ==
Sometime in 2024, Studio Massa announced that he'll stop working on Ongezellig. And, except the mention of a possible remaster in the Ongezellig Lore Document, that statement remains true. The reason Massa abandoned zellig is because he was a commiepedotroon, and that the show's fanbase (or non-dutch one, at least) was mainly composed of "hecking nazis", which he should have expected after putting some edgy jokes in the pilot and making the main character love Hitler. (< /co/ niggerbabble that no Zaryan should listen to)

== Trivia ==

* On July 20th, 2018, Studio Massa released the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDrBWHvfeM first deel] separate from the second one. He would later unlist the video containing the separate deel when Deel 1+2 was released on July 20th, 2019, exactly one year later. The "prototype" version of the first deel had worse audio and voice acting, a different credits scene and only offered closed captioning in English.
* The series offers subtitles in a variety of languages, like English, French, Japanese, and Romanian. Despite having done all this, Massa still hated his international fanbase for some reason and cancelled Ongezellig out of spite.

Ongezellig Reanimated Collab

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The first collab ever made by the [[Zarty]]. It is a reanimation of Deel 6 of [[Ongezellig]] released on September 24th of 2024. It is a CERTIFIED [[Zem|zemerald]] and it shows the power that [[Zaryans]] hold when united.

It can be watched here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rvs403xJYs

Ongezellig Timeline

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{{Dutchmutt|ongezellig lore of zoiets}}
This article serves as a chronological timeline for the events of the famous Dutch tranime [[Ongezellig]].

This timeline only includes canon sources, so things like Maya's Sweet 16 and the Mayamails are not included. The extended timeline can be found [[Extended Ongezellig Timeline|here.]]
== 2002 ==

=== December ===

*December 16th - [[Coco]] is born in the South African city of Bloemfontein.

== 2003 ==

=== March ===

*March 3rd - [[Mymy]] is born in the Japanese city of Nagasaki.

=== September ===

*September 21st - [[Maya]] is born in the Dutch municipality of Baarle-Nassau[https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1671/58/1671584837084.png].

== 2011 ==
The girls participate in an introductory school assignment sometime between September and December[https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ/folder/qyJFhDoC].

== 2018 ==

=== December ===
*December 16th - Coco celebrates her 16th birthday with a chocolate cake, as depicted in [[Studio Massa]]’s illustration “Coco Jarig[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mtOFZJ9Mb4i6LH6i-TMl7D2XN8pquPRi].”

== 2019 ==

=== September ===

* September 21st: - Maya celebrates her 16th birthday at home, as she becomes sick, likely to avoid the embarrassement at school.

=== October ===

*October 13th - The events of Deel 1 take place.
*October 14th - The events of Deels 2 - 6 take place.

Pancookie

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{{Coal}}

{{Outblacklunged}}

Pancookie was a [[Twitter]] user who created [[/co/|fetish porn]] of the [[Ongezellig]] cast. This made him the target of a group [[Discord]] users by the names of Cowboy, Simul, and Larry, who doxed him in the form of a video edit. The tacky nature of the dox angered many [[Zaryans]], with several of them petitioning [[Zoot]] to ban doxxing. [[Zoot]] eventually updated the rules to make unauthorized doxxing a bannable offense, authorization will only be given by moderators if they deem a person to be worthy of doxxing, such as the creator of Yami Kuru.

[[Category:People]]

Paypig art

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{{Dutchmutt|this is the entire economy of ze nederland zo is mij verteld}}
'''Paypig art''' refers to a collection of drawing which [[Studio Massa|Massa]] drew for his dutch patreon subscribers on a regular basis before he announced the show was dead. [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Tq8xoVVOL2jcuqKrq40QKzn7tc2J4wEA A google drive folder] has been discovered which contains paypig art, as well as a comic and the [[Ongezellig]] soundtrack. The 'Illustraties' archive contains 114 unique files of distributed art, while the 'Muziek' archive contains 49 pieces of music made for the pilot (some never making it to final production albeit).

Most of the artwork revolves around putting the characters into heckin' random situations, different outfits, exploring xheir history or whatever random shit 'assa was thinking about that day. Examples include a brief exploration of [[Vera]]'s fail at life, a NEET version of [[Mymy]] who never left Japan, and the Schoppenboers baking on Christmas Eve. A lot of the art here would be repurposed for the 'Studio Massa’s officiële openbare Ongezellige spoilerdocument', which was released to [[Massadonië|Der 'assa 'cord]] (and subsequently leaked to the Zarty) on September 21st, 2024. Some of the illustraties are notable on the Zarty, for either being used as fuel for schizoid theories about the characters or repurposed for chuddy edits. An early entry featuring Mymy is also used as the Zarty's spoilered image cover.
[[File:total boer supremacy.png|right|thumb|CocoBoer.png used for a chuddy edit, quite popular on the Zarty]]

== Notes ==
In the giant 'cord document, 'assa states that not all of the distributed illustraties are canon.[https://files.catbox.moe/o1irzs.png] Use your high IQ to discern which are not.

Pedophilia

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[[File:ACTUALFLAGOFUN.png|frameless|80x80px]] This page is funded by [[United Nations|UN]]

''This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.''

A sexual deviation practiced and endorsed by soygem.party, almost all /co/ users and [[Kuz]]{{CitationNeeded}}. In context of [[Ongezellig]] pedofilia usually manifests itself through drawing or generating pictures of sisters in sexual situations or scenes that are sexually suggestive. As all of the sisters are 16 year old schoolgirls, they are underage and therefore there is no meaningful distinction between pedophilic and non-pedophilic sexual art of them (although, in the case of the Ongezellig girls, the specific term would be ephebophilia).

Petje.af

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'''Petje.af''' is a dutch patreon-like site which Studio Massa uses.

See [[Paypig art]] and [[The paypig call]] for paywall content.

'''Ongezellig:'''

https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig

'''Studio Massa:'''

https://petjeaf.com/studiomassa

'''Ijsberg:'''

https://petjeaf.com/ijsberg

Soyzellig.party

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[[File:Zellig_Gem.webp|frameless|50x50px]]This page is [[Gem|Zem]]

'''Soyzellig.party''' (also known as the [[Zarty|'''<nowiki/>'Zarty''']] in soy speak) is an imageboard created the 27th of September of 2023 for soyteens that enjoy Dutch tranime [[Ongezellig]]. Users of the site are called "[[Zaryans]]", they are best known for hating [[Frogs|frogniggers]] and they have their own variation of the IAS/NAS soycept (soy concept), being IAZ; Is A 'Zellig and NAZ; Not A 'Zellig.
The site is currently owned by [[Zoot]], who also programmed and released it to the public on the 27th but currently this site is run by [[Zuz|Nuadmin]].
All pornographic and gore content is banned (unless properly censored), meaning that it is a Safe For Work site. Frogs are also banned tho due to raiding in the past.
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Soyzellig.party
!
|-
|Foundation date
|September 27th 2023 (10 months ago)
|-
|Founder
|[[Zoot]]
|-
|Owner & Head Admin
|Zoot, [[Zuz|Nuadmin]]
|-
|Splintered from:
|[[Soyjak.party]]
|}

== Previous (failed) imageboards ==

{{LostMedia}}

The concept of an Ongezellig imageboard, or a /zellig/ board on soyjak.party, has been as old as the sharty itself. There have been multiple attempts at a zellig imageboard, all of them having failed except the Zarty. The sharty's /Zellig/ board had a good run until being deleted by sharty jannies.

=== zellig.party (????-????) ===

The earliest attempt at a zellig imageboard separate of the sharty is '''zellig.party'''. It was run by someone named Vinluv, and was supposed to be a paid website, with a one week free trial period. After the trial period ended, the website became unavailable. As of now, trying to access the website will prompt you to a message saying the domain expired, effectively meaning the project is dead.

=== zellig.site (May 23 ????-????) ===

A second attempt at making a zellig site is '''zellig.site'''. The board had (at least) 3 boards: /raid/, /lig and /q/. During the opening, the board was raided with cp spammers. One or two weeks after the raid, the owner loaded rDrama.net's code into the website, effectively changing the site into a reddit board that required accounts to post and view the site. A few days after, one of the owner's der'cord conversations got leaked, and the site got shut down, never to be talked about again.

== /Zellig/ board (????-????) ==

When Doll was in control of the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]], the zellig subculture was repressed, with many threads being banished, and the Zaryans could only dream of a homeland.

After the Soypocalypse, the Zaryans migrated to other imageboards, with little to no success in establishing a community on those.

When soyjak.party was restored, [[Froot]], the new owner, established the 50 board plan, where 50 boards of all subjects (including zellig) were introduced. After the plan would end, 'jakkers would have to vote for which board will stay and which will be deleted. /zellig/ defeated /dawla/, /health/ and /psy/. The board was then locked, raided and ultimately deleted.

== The Zarty (September 27 2023-today) ==

The deletion of /zellig/, and the subsequent destruction of a pontential Zaryan homeland has prompted discussions about a zellig imageboard, independant from the sharty. On september 22 2023, a thread on /qa/ was held, where the discussion of creating a 'Zellig imageboard occured. In this thread, the domain soyzellig.party was found to be "very cheap" and Zoot decided to buy it and set up an image board with the knowledge he got from ImageBoard setup tutorials on YouTube. Before the site was made public, he used TinyIB-Wippy (a simplified fork of TinnyIB) as the script for the site, since he was too smart to install Vichan (eventho it takes 1 hour MAX). After three days of learning HTML and CSS and realising that TinnyIB-Wippy is too shit to act as a zaryan homeland, Zoot attempted to install Vichan. After 4 more days of somehow screwing the simplest of tasks and reinstalling the script 3 times, he managed to get the site up and running. Before the opening, on the 27th the site was "leaked" on the thread after Zoot posted and deleted it for some reason, where it was found to be a blank website with the rules written on it in orange letters. This page was used as a psyop to deter 'teens from entering the still-in-beta site and spamming it with [[Pedophilia|'p]].

=== Eventual termination ===
A post on the Zarty revealed that Zoot has made a contract with Godaddy for hosting the website, and that the afromentioned contract will expire on September 26th 2024. With Zoot having also lost interest in the Zarty, he has given admin to a previous mod and will sell the Zarty either through an auction or by contacting a buyer. However, if none of these plans go through, the Zarty will inevitably shut down, and the home of the Zaryans (as well as this wiki you are reading) will be no more.

Billions must migrate to the [[Shemmy's /zellig/|shemmy]].[[File:Czechozelligers setup.jpeg|240px|thumb|Right|One of the setups of soyzellig.party users]]

== Boards ==
{{LostMedia}}

=== /q/ - The Zarty ===
/q/ is a board for suggestions/complaints about the Zarty, Zelligbooru and [[ZelligPartyArchive|YouTube channels]].

=== /zellig/ - Ongezellig ===
/zellig/ is for IAZ (Ongezellig content) and soft NAZ ([[Studio Massa]]’s other work and content loosely related to Ongezellig) plus anything that is connected to the Zarty community. It is by far the most popular board on the site.

=== /qa/ - Question & Answer ===
/qa/ is mainly for anything that is connected to the Sharty, but random content is also tolerated.

=== /brabant/ - International Politics ===
/brabant/ mainly for politics and other real life events, but random content is also tolerated, essentially being the zarty's version of [[4chan|4cuck's]] /pol/. It derives its name from [[Maya]]’s birthplace. It is misspelled as /brabat/ in Da Rules page[https://archive.ph/xrZvH].

=== /co/ - Comics & Cartoons ===
/co/ is for sharing cartoons that may be of interest to other Zaryans. It was made as an alternative to [[4chan]]’s [[/co/|/co/ board]].

=== /raid/ - Raiding and trolling ===
/raid/ is for orchestrating raids. It’s the only non-hidden board that has improper capitalization in its heading.

=== /test/ - test ===
/test/ is a hidden board without a theme.

=== /ssb/ - super secret board (Terminated) ===
/ssb/ is a <s>not-so-</s>super-secret board without any theme accessible from the home page.

=== [[/agugu/|/agugu/]] - agugu (Terminated) ===
/agugu/ is a hidden board dedicated for agugu posters

=== [[/nsfw/|/nsfw/ - NOT SAFE FOR WORK]] (Terminated) ===
/nsfw/ is a joke board added for April Fools Day.

== Addition Links and Pages ==

=== v ===
This is where the game [[/v/]] is hosted.

=== overboard ===
This is a page featuring every current thread on the Zarty.

=== archive ===
This redirects you to a rentry.co page featuring archives of the Zarty.

=== telegram ===
This redirects you to [[Soyzellig.party news]].

=== [[ZelligWiki|zelligwiki]] ===
This is a wiki style sub-site dedicated to documenting the happenings in the Ongezellig fandom.

=== execution list ===
This is a page with list of every banned IP alongside for the reason for their ban as well as the expiration date of the respective bans. An expiration date of ''never'' means the ip has been permanently banned.

=== Rules ===
This a page explaining the rules of the site.

=== Contacts ===
This is a page cataloging emails that you can contact the admins with.

Frogs

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'''Frogs''', or '''Frogkikes,''' are the number one enemy of [[Zaryans]] due to their aggression and incivility, as they’ve been raiding the site since the beginning. Upon seeing a frog, it is recommended you report it to the SS Waffel Headquarters, also known as the [[soyzellig.party]] administration team.

GET

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A list of 'zellig GETs that have occurred on various Image Boards

== [[Soyjak.party|soyjak.party]] ==

== [[4chan|4chan.org]] ==
139999999 GET on /co/ was an image of Mymy playing basketball with the text “ZWABAG”.[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139961493/#q139999999]

== [[Soyzellig.party|soyzellig.party]] ==

===/brabant/ GETs===

100 was claimed by a Dane with the caption "MymyGODs won"

1000 was claimed by a french person with the caption "tummygods won btw"

===/q/ GETs===
The 1000th GET was reportedly deleted by jannies, however a post having the GET recorded quickly popped up after deletion and confirms that the featured GET was bouncy mymy with the caption "MymyGODs win yet again"

===/qa/ GETs===
1000th GET was a 'cord (sadly) win, it was captioned "heyyyy 1000th /qa/ post, Id like to thank outer gem and may it prosper" together with a Graphics Interchange Format (shortened commonly as GIF) of the cord servers logo spinning in 3 dimensions. The server being reffered to was a cord server which was later exposed as a CIA psyop to get soyteens to racemix with japanese people, however it was shut down by a chud

2000th GET was titled "Beary win" with a picture of an unknown anime girl attached, if you know what the fuck it was please document it here.

3000th GET was a reply to a post titled "what do chuds think of nutrional yeast?". A zaryan later responded with the simple line "idk" (Abbreviation for "I don't know") with a picture of the twerking amerimutt attached.

4000th GET was captioned ">yuri" with an illustration of Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov, former owner of Kolyma.net and former admin of soyjak.party until he tragically passed away due to complications with HIV.

===/zellig/ GETs===
1000th GET was under a music related thread and was simply "I will be sure to check them out" as a response to a post suggesting Zaryans to quote "Listen to moonchild and in the court of the crimson king those are my favourites".

2000th GET was claimed by a Bulgarian (often speculated to be Zoot) with the caption "СлавГОДс лон!" (meaning slavGODs won) with an image of gangnam style cobson dancing in front of a Bulgarian flag.

3000th GET was simply a post with the caption "bibisi" (the pronounciation of BBC, meaning negroid penises) underneath a post of Maya in a marriage outfit which contained the body text saying "bbc won btw".

4000th GET is completely lost to time, if you have any information regarding it document it here.

5000th GET is completely lost to time, if you have any information regarding it document it here.

6000th GET was captioned "ok", and was a reply to Zoots post he made after the site shut down for a week.

7000th GET is another MymyGOD win, captioned "MymyARYANS win yet again", with a picture of dancing Mymy attached.

8000th GET is yet ANOTHER Mymyposter win, captioned "/mymy/ won" with the same picture as 7Ks dancing mymy.

9000th GET is a hattrick mymyposter win, captioned "Mymy won" with a picture of Mymy eating a stroopwaffle attached.

10000th GET was a picture of Mymy edited to make her have a swarthoid complexion with the caption "Nieuw toss dat zarty doodde" (or something like that). 5 seconds after it was posted a zaryan immediately replied "botted", showing clear frustration, however most Zaryans proclaimed that they would still racemix with her, saying things like "bvilt for BWC".

11000th GET is a picture of Mymy with the body text ">>11000", not much more to it.

12000th GET was claimed by [[Cam]] with the caption "There it is theres my art again".

13000th GET is completely lost to time, if you have any information regarding it document it here.

14000th GET was claimed with the text "bambi won moldy won my autism won", together with the subject titled "'''Dave & Bambi: Unsociable Edition".''' If you have any idea what the fuck that is please document it here.

15000th GET was stolen by a yurifag, but them janARYAN has edited the post to "I like watching 16 year old girls kiss I am a homosexual pedophile" (which is completely true about the said yurifag)

16000th GET was a proclamation that a drawing featuring Maya in a psychiatric hospital outfit was quote "Tranime eye style though" (which is a though win, though)

17000th GET was a post revolving around the theme of "total maya death", the poster clearly being a maya hater expressed his hatred for maya in the GET and declared that all Mayas should be killed due to several reasons.

18000th GET was taken by a porn spammer.

19000th GET was a picture of Mymy in [[wikipedia:Russian_Airborne_Forces|VDV]] uniform.

20000th GET was a post that just said "Niggers".

Coal

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=== Description ===

Coal is the anti-gem. It refers to a piece of media that is so utterly depraved, it makes a community that says total nigger death for breakfast say it’s bad.

Coal is also referred to as charcoal, niggercoal, vantablack niggerstone, SILESIAN VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL, brimstone, dust, antimatter, rust, ie. anything that is crude and worthless.

=== Usage ===

Coal, like [[Gem]], is a piece of media labeled by [[Zaryans]] that is inherently bad or distasteful (e.g. [[Pedophilia|pedo]] drawings or [[/co/|coomer ramblings]])

[[File:Coal.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|Example of niggercoal ]]

Discord

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{{Coal}}

Discord (cord in soyspeak) is communication platform. It is typically disliked by Soyteens and [[Zaryans]] for being filled with [[Pedophilia|retards]] that fester unnecessary drama and it generally being a cancer that kills online communities.

See [[Twitter]].

Talk:Main Page

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Klaus Schwab

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[[File:UNboy.png|frameless|64x64px]]This page is libertarian and conservative misinformation!!!!!!!!!!!

Klaus Schwab <s>is a Father of Mymy Schoppenboer</s> A business man who runs "[[Discord|World Economic Forum]]", He is known for [[Schizos|forcing people to eat bugs]], hate [[kuz]], love [[froot]] and [[United Nations|own nothing]] as your will rent everything under [[Massadonië|European Union]] and [[soyjak.party]] watch

== Connection with Mymy ==
As leaked by WEF and UN secret documents and many DNA tests done by [[CIA]], Maya Schoppenboer biological father is actually Klaus Schwab, A Klaus had been in japan during 2008 to discuss economical failure during that time, after long discussing with japanese ministers, he had thought of being unlawful of his wife and have sex with one of the prostitutes in the area, as he did soo he forgot to wear his condom and impregnated the mymy mom, due to this being a accident the prostitute called klaus schwab saying she was pregnant, klaus schwab ordered the swiss military to kill the prostitute and put mymy on the international adoption list while keeping eye on mymy during her years of development in operation "[[Operation Schwabs Condom|Schwabs Condom]]"(still ongoing), the Schoppenboer family is having good ties with Klaus Schwab and WEF in general, Klaus Schwab is monthly meeting with the Schoppenboer family in [[wikipedia:Davos|davos]] to give updates on mymys development, many of mymys genetics are from mom of mymy which was killed by the swiss army including her blue eyes (Contact lenses are psyop made to cover the klaus schwab connection and all younger photos of mymy are faked by WEF experts) howerer theres some stuff here that are genetic:
[[File:Proofexhibit1.png|thumb|204x204px|Proof No.1]]
Both of their eyes are blue (Proof No.1)

Both likeness of formal clothing and ties

Some parts of her personality
[[File:Proofexhibit2.png|thumb|205x205px|Proof No.2]]
Both like to present mind altering anomalies in presentations (Proof No.2)

Both browse imageboards (Needs more fact checking)

Both want new world order

Both wants their closest people dead (Klaus Schwab closest person (actually satanistic cult) is actually [[United Nations]] [[wikipedia:United_States_of_China|or something]])

Both love germanic people

Both use "Ze" instead of "The" (Needs more fact checking)

Both <big>[[Schizos|WILL RULE EUROPEAN UNION]]</big>
[[File:PSIA.png|thumb|341x341px|NOOOO THEY LEAKED UR SECRETS AGAIN!!!]]
Many of the known genetics mymy has with Klaus Schwab, Howerer PSIA, swiss army and WEF are trying to cover this truth. Please archive this page before they take this down before [[United Nations]] will take this truth down and forcefeed me with [[meds]].

4chan

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[[File:Co101891727.png|thumb| [//archived.moe/co/thread/101891727 The first Zaryan's thread, circa 2018 CE] ]]
'''4chan''' is an imageboard created in 2003 by [[#Administration|Moot]]. In the [[Zaryans|Zaryan]] community, this site is known for its [[/co/]] board, this is where the English Ongezellig community began. They are the original [[Zaryans]]. [[/co/]] is now mostly hated by both [[Soyjak.party]] and [[Soyzellig.party]], some exceptions exist such as [[Cam]], who is liked by all [[Zaryans]] for his artwork.

== Administration ==
Moot sold 4chan to Hiro in 2015, who has had little engagement with the community since.

== /qa/ ==

NÖOK

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'''NÖOK''', or '''NÖOKENMEISTER,''' is a mod of [[soyzellig.party]] and the manager of [[ZelligPartyArchive]]. He most likely lives in the United Kingdom.

Ongezellig

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{{Zem}}
'''Ongezellig''' is a Dutch web-series created by [[Studio Massa]]. It is one episode divided into six deels (parts) with the first part being uploaded on July 20th, 2018 and the last part being uploaded on October 9th, 2022, A number of artwork has also been released, totaling a number of 67, the first artwork was released 2019-09 (ISO) and the last on 2024-01 (also the only video artwork). You can find a copy of all the artwork [https://files.catbox.moe/wtv9xj.xz massa-art.tar.xz]

This web-series has spawned a dedicated community, the Zaryans. The Zaryans are spread across a dedicated imageboard, the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]], and multiple offsite communities on websites such as [[Soyjak.party|'sharty]], [[4chan]], [[Twitter]] and [[Discord|der cord]]. Additionally, this show also spawned the [[ZelligWiki]].

== Characters ==
[[File:1704343734215-0.png|thumb|(((Ilse)))]]

[[Maya]], Main character (Robin Barten)

[[Mymy]], Sister (Joyce Ter Stege).

[[Coco]], Sister (Merel Does).

[[Vera]], Teacher (Kayleigh Luyks).

== Synopsis ==

Ongezellig is focused on three sisters, making their presentation for their history class. After failing their presentations for various reasons, their history teacher, Vera, lets them until friday 5pm to complete their presentations. However, Mymy's real excuses (AIDS) makes Vera push the date to the current day.

== Deels ==

=== Deel 1 ===

The deel opens with a tentacle rape tranime, where a squid fucks some girl. We can also see Maya enjoying the moment furiously masturbating. However, right before the squid gets to it, Coco opens the light. Scared, Maya quickly closes the 34 tabs of hentai on her browser. Coco asks about what Maya was doing, and after an awkward conversation between the two, Coco gets to the point: that she needs help with her computer for the history presentation due tomorrow. She also asks if her and Maya could work together. But Maya, instead of accepting, tried to run away from her room. But before the bitch could go far enough, the tape supposed to keep Coco out gets in her way. She then starts to reflect about her failing in just about everything until Mymy captures her. After Maya said something quite ''risqué'' and Mymy devoiled her 157gb presentation, the scene cuts to Coco, who after tampering with Maya's computer, recovers the 34 tabs of Maya's tentacle hentai.

=== Deel 2 ===

The story cuts to school, where Mymy finished her presentation, which was just genocidal schizo rambling on why she should rule over the 1st graders (the untermensch) and Jews. The history teacher, Vera, tells her that she'll have to restart her presentation. Furious, Mymy pulls out her gun and attempts to commit a schoolocaust. However, Vera caves Mymy's skull in with a glass bottle, preventing her to start a school shooting (see [[/v/]] to know what would happen otherwise). After Mymy crawls back to her place like the grub she is, Vera calls the next student to present, which happens to be Maya. However, Maya did not do her presentation because she was too busy jerking off to tentacle hentai, so Vera tells her she'll have to talk to her after class about a makeup. After that, Vera calls upon the next person on the list, Coco. Coco's presentation was about “mollusc love in ancient Japan”. After talking a little bit, Coco promptly starts an animated film about the subject, which was Maya's squid rape hentai from the beginning of Deel 1. The scene then cuts to Vera's office, with the three sisters in it. Coco being the dumbass that she is, asks what she did wrong.

=== Deel 3 ===
The third part begins with the three sisters sitting in the teacher's office. Coco unironically doesn't understand what is happening now (who would've thought though), while Mymy, Maya and Vera look at her innocent face with shock. Vera becomes a ultra-racist troll and baiting them through that they're mongols. Although, Coco, as always in own repertoire, misunderstood the teacher and begun to explain from what kind of the forgotten by everyone countries they are. She hererself is from South Africa, Maya — from Belgium (Corrected to be Brabant, Netherlands), and Mymy is from Jap... [[Japsterdam]], aka Utopia you know. Next comes Vera's teasing for Mymy, which ends with the last one forcing them to make a presentation by <s>Friday</s> <s>Thursday</s> <s>Wednesday</s> <s>Tuesday</s> today, because Mymy got the AIDS after BWC rape therapy. Then Maya due to not taking her meds starts having a schizophrenic episode where she isn't a pathetic loser, but realizing this comes only with Coco's message. In that Coco offers Maya to see the sun's rays and touch the grass, but Maya refuses this as she is already with friends, which got spawned by her own interaction with "grass".

=== Deel 4 ===

=== Deel 5 ===

=== Deel 6 ===

Maya is about to ACK herself at the top of the school and join the 41%, however, her Zolpidem induced friend tells her she's cringe so she takes her meds.

Pancookie

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Pancookie was a [[Twitter]] user who created [[/co/|fetish porn]] of the [[Ongezellig]] cast. This made him the target of a group [[Discord]] users by the names of Cowboy, Simul, and Larry, who doxed him in the form of a WebM edit of 6ix9ine’s Gummo. The tacky nature of the dox angered many [[Zaryans]], with several of them petitioning [[Zoot]] to ban doxxing. Zoot eventually updated the rules to make unauthorized doxxing a bannable offense, authorization will only be given by moderators if they deem a person to be worthy of doxxing, such as the creator of Yami Kuru.

Ohio

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Zarty

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'''Zarty''' is the soyspeak term for [[soyzellig.party]].

United Nations

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[[File:UNboy.png|frameless|64x64px]]This page is libertarian and conservative misinformation!!!!!!!!!!!

United Nations is Schizophrenic [[Maya|Satanistic]] [[Discord|Niggerhell]] "Organization" Controlled by George W bush and Froot, Its mostly known for hiding the facts about [[9/11]], Mymy actual father and many other truth they hide. Current administrator of United Nations is George W bush, A 43th president of alienware republic, With his Co-Administrator who keeps the kids in palestine working called "Froot", they are strong in anything expect in stopping conflicts as they advertise on their [[Internet|PC teletext]] or whatever. They currently trying to pass international law on how to ban everything that is sharty or zarty related and ensure full power of 4cuck.
[[File:ACTUALFLAGOFUN.png|thumb|246x246px|Flag used by United Nations during its actual meetings and operations.]]

== Goals ==
Many of United Nations coals are simple

# to plunge humanity into globalist slavery
# to destory massive amounts of cultures
# to hide truth from us
# shutdown soyzellig and soyjak.party even doe froot accepted to this
# Create Dr.Pepper factories from iraqi children (use them as bricks and mechanical components)
# Supress any resistance against [[discord]] and froot
# put NAZ on /zellig/
# Give george W bush sexual pleasures ([[Zoot|Checked by obama administration]])
# Send personal secrets to the WEF
# Archive and contain unusual incidents and anomalies such as [[9/11]]
# Create new frognigger edits

There are other goals made by them howerer these are the main ones

== Famous people who work at UN ==
This is famous people who work at UN

* Froot
* Everyone who uses /brabant/
* People who dont use physical media and use digital storage space (UN Mandate corporations, they sell your data to aliens like jews)
* Everyone in france
* Bill clinton
* All people on /leftypol/ and frogpond (Serves as secret communication center)

Many of these people or groups are well known howerer theres around 400 million employees primarly made of investigators and spies and jannies

== Leaked Documents and Materials ==
There are several leaked documents from the UN and materials including Actual father of mymy which is [[Klaus Schwab|klaus schwab]], maya actually being one who controls visegrad group, zoot is from hyperborea and studio massa is actually based in northern ireland, howerer these are hidden from simple fact websites and other wikis as it would possibly make alot of harm and when they appear they are mostly silenced under a "schizo" post

=== Actual father of mymy ===
As leaked by WEF and UN secret documents and many DNA tests done by [[CIA]], Maya Schoppenboer biological father is actually Klaus Schwab, A Klaus had been in japan during 2008 to discuss economical failure during that time, after long discussing with japanese ministers, he had thought of being unlawful of his wife and have sex with one of the prostitutes in the area, as he did soo he forgot to wear his condom and impregnated the mymy mom, due to this being a accident the prostitute called klaus schwab saying she was pregnant, klaus schwab ordered the swiss military to kill the prostitute and put mymy on the international adoption list while keeping eye on mymy during her years of development in operation "[[Operation Schwabs Condom|Schwabs Condom]]"(still ongoing), the Schoppenboer family is having good ties with Klaus Schwab and WEF in general, Klaus Schwab is monthly meeting with the Schoppenboer family in [[wikipedia:Davos|davos]] to give updates on mymys development, many of mymys genetics are from mom of mymy which was killed by the swiss army including her blue eyes (Contact lenses are psyop made to cover the klaus schwab connection and all younger photos of mymy are faked by WEF experts)

=== Maya controlling visegrad group ===
Leaked by UN videotape recordings, maya actually controls the economical status of visegrad group by being secretly leader of czech republic, she controls the state of economy by manipulating the numbers by her PC skills and with help of assistents, UN and EU does know about this howerer they hide this from the public as it would cause chaos in the visegrad countries, Klaus Schwab try to call it out howerer he knew true identify of mymys father could be leaked. She is the reason of many economic downfalls since 2018.

=== Zoots birthplace. ===
A actual zoots birthplace leaked by one of the documents shows that zoot was actually born in the one of the villages in hyperborea and was raised by soot, howerer where and how did he gotten from hyperborea is still unknown as the document was shortern than other ones

=== Studio massas actual location ===
This is only briefly mentioned in one of the documents but it was mentioned that studio massas actual location is located in Belfast, northern ireland and funds UVF against stinky irish or something

Gem

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== Usage ==

The descriptor “Gem” is given by [[Zaryans]] to a piece of media that they deem to be genuinely well done in effort. Gem can only be given to media created by an individual not associated with original production of [[Ongezellig]].

= Forms =

Gem can be used in other terms such as Gemmy, Gemstone, Gemerald, etc. as long as it references Gem in some way.

== Examples ==

There are several examples of creators who produce consistent Gems, one notable name is [[Cam]] who is the creator of the [[Maya]]’s new classmate fan comic.

Another notable person is an anonymous Zaryan who routinely takes free commissions from the [[Soyzellig.party|‘Zarty]] when active. Linked below is one of their works.

[[File:Gemmy.png|200px|thumb|left|Gem created by unknown Zaryan /zellig/11280]]

Zaryans

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Not to be confused with [[wikipedia:Ukrainians|Ziggers]]

'''Zaryans''' are the international (mostly english-speaking) fans of the 2018 dutch webseries ''[[Ongezellig]]'' They are mainly concentrated on their homeland, [[Soyzellig.party]], referred by the Zaryans as the Zarty, along within offsite diasporas, such as 4chan's [[/co/]], soyjak.party, twitter and der' cord.
{| class="wikitable"
|+The Zaryans
|Population

* Zarty
* Sharty
* 4chan
* twitter
|More than 2400

* ≈2400
* unknown
* unknown
* ≈94
|}

== History ==

The Zaryans have existed since at least July of 2018, when an english thread talking about Ongezellig was posted on 4chan's /co/ (comics and cartoons) board.
On August 2021, Zaryans started migrating to the /qa/ board of 4cuck, which at the time was mostly dedicated to soyjaks. The deletion of /qa/ in November forced the Zaryans to establish a settlement on the Sharty's /qa/ board.

ZelligPartyArchive

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'''ZelligPartyArchive''' is a YouTube channel created by [[NÖOK]] where people can submit videos they want archived via email. The channel was created on April 19th, 2020, under a different name.

ZelligWiki

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[[Main Page|ZelligWiki]] is a wiki dedicated to storing information about the [[Ongezellig]] community and the shenanigans that happen within it. The wiki was created on the March 20th, 2024, and publicly announced on March 24th of the same year.

Twitter

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'''Twitter''' (also referred to as xitter) is a social media platform where registered users make tweets, small posts that contain 280 characters or less, along with images and videos. There exists a small [[Zaryans]] diaspora on the platform, and they are all subhuman niggerphiles.

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/r/zellig is the subreddit dedicated to [[Ongezellig]]. It's administrated and owned by some guy named Pablo, who announced its creation on /qa/ on the 02/12/24. Currently it has around 200 members and with 2 other jannies who happen to be r_terra and the infamous hoxxitran who has, and i kid you not; around 150.000 Karma.

Since reddit is a leftist echochamber/circlejerk, it has caused concern by many [[Zaryans]] that it might be the coal which destroys the [[Soyjak.party|Zarty]] due to the huge amount of [[Troon|trannies]] on Reddit and the possibility of them colonizing our beloved show.

Soyzellig.party

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'''Soyzellig.party''' (also known as the [[Zarty|'''<nowiki/>'Zarty''']] in soy speak) is an imageboard created the 27th of September of 2023 for soyteens that enjoy Dutch tranime [[Ongezellig]]. Users of the site are called "[[Zaryans]]", they are best known for hating [[Frogs|frogniggers]] and they have their own variation of the IAS/NAS soycept (soy concept), being IAZ; Is A 'Zellig and NAZ; Not A 'Zellig.
The site is currently owned by [[Zoot]], who also programmed and released it to the public on the 27th.
All pornographic and gore content is banned (unless properly censored), meaning that it is a Safe For Work site. Frogs are also banned tho due to raiding in the past.

== Previous (failed) imageboards ==

The concept of an Ongezellig imageboard, or a /zellig/ board on soyjak.party, has been as old as the sharty itself. There have been multiple attempts at a zellig imageboard, all of them having failed except the Zarty. The sharty's /Zellig/ board had a good run until being deleted by sharty jannies.

=== zellig.party (????-????) ===

The earliest attempt at a zellig imageboard separate of the sharty is '''zellig.party'''. It was run by someone named Vinluv, and was supposed to be a paid website, with a one week free trial period. After the trial period ended, the website became unavailable. As of now, trying to access the website will prompt you to a message saying the domain expired, effectively meaning the project is dead.

=== zellig.site (May 23 ????-????) ===

A second attempt at making a zellig site is '''zellig.site'''. The board had (at least) 3 boards: /raid/, /lig and /q/. During the opening, the board was raided with cp spammers. One or two weeks after the raid, the owner loaded rDrama.net's code into the website, effectively changing the site into a reddit board that required accounts to post and view the site. A few days after, one of the owner's der'cord conversations got leaked, and the site got shut down, never to be talked about again.

== /Zellig/ board (????-????) ==

When Doll was in control of the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]], the zellig subculture was repressed, with many threads being banished, and the Zaryans could only dream of a homeland.

After the Soypocalypse, the Zaryans migrated to other imageboards, with little to no success in establishing a community on those.

When soyjak.party was restored, [[Froot]], the new owner, established the 50 board plan, where 50 boards of all subjects (including zellig) were introduced. After the plan would end, 'jakkers would have to vote for which board will stay and which will be deleted. /zellig/ defeated /dawla/, /health/ and /psy/. The board was then locked, raided and ultimately deleted.

== The Zarty (September 27 2023-today) ==

The deletion of /zellig/, and the subsequent destruction of a pontential Zaryan homeland has prompted discussions about a zellig imageboard, independant from the sharty. On september 22 2023, a thread on /qa/ was held, where the discussion of creating a 'Zellig imageboard occured. In this thread, the domain soyzellig.party was found to be "very cheap" and Zoot decided to buy it and set up an image board with the knowledge he got from ImageBoard setup tutorials on YouTube. Before the site was made public, he used TinyIB-Wippy (a simplified fork of TinnyIB) as the script for the site, since he was too smart to install Vichan (eventho it takes 1 hour MAX). After three days of learning HTML and CSS and realising that TinnyIB-Wippy is too shit to act as a zaryan homeland, Zoot attempted to install Vichan. After 4 more days of somehow screwing the simplest of tasks and reinstalling the script 3 times, he managed to get the site up and running. Before the opening, on the 27th the site was "leaked" on the thread after Zoot posted and deleted it for some reason, where it was found to be a blank website with the rules written on it in orange letters. This page was used as a psyop to deter 'teens from entering the still-in-beta site and spamming it with [[Pedophilia|'p]].[[File:Czechozelligers setup.jpeg|240px|thumb|Right|One of the setups of soyzellig.party users]]

== Boards ==

=== /q/ - The Zarty ===
/q/ is a board for suggestions/complaints about the Zarty, Zelligbooru and [[ZelligPartyArchive|YouTube channels]].

=== /zellig/ - Ongezellig ===
/zellig/ is for IAZ and soft NAZ + anything that is connected to the Zarty community. It is by far the most popular board on the site.

=== /qa/ - Question & Answer ===
/qa/ is mainly for anything that is connected to the Sharty, but random content is also tolerated.

=== /brabant/ - International Politics ===
/brabant/ mainly for politics and other real life events, but random content is also tolerated. It derives its name from [[Maya]]’s birthplace. It is misspelled as /brabat/ in Da Rules page[https://archive.ph/xrZvH].

=== /co/ - Comics & Cartoons ===
/co/ is for sharing cartoons that may be of interest to other Zaryans. It was made as an alternative to [[4chan]]’s [[/co/|/co/ board]].

=== /raid/ - Raiding and trolling ===
/raid/ is for orchestrating raids. It’s the only non-hidden board that has improper capitalization in its heading.

=== /test/ - test ===
/test/ is a hidden board without a theme.

=== [[/nsfw/|/nsfw/ - NOT SAFE FOR WORK]] ===
/nsfw/ is a joke board added for April Fools Day.

Zuz

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'''Zuz''', or '''Zuznetsov''', is a mod of [[soyzellig.party]] and manager of zartyappeals. It can be assumed that he is essentially [[Zoot]]’s #2.

= Social Media Presence =
[[Twitter]]: [https://twitter.com/pnshd_zuznetsov pnshd_zuznetsov]

TikTok: ⚡️14ZelligLover88⚡️🇩🇰

WPD: [https://watchpeopledie.tv/@zuzzyzuz zuzzyzuz]

The zem that saved the Zarty

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