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Jeet

2025-06-23T13:44:19Z

Jeet:

Random Indian who stumbled upon the Zarty in October 2024, posting for the first time in November. His shitskin brain thought that it would be great to shill zellig to other shitskins in India in order to save zellig. He later attempted to showcase Zaryan dominance over preddit on r/ongezellig by making brimstone ragebait, got raped in the process and cried about it on the Zarty. He riled up other fellow Zaryans to execute the most retarded nothingwaffle raid of all time on the 16th of December. This led to heavy Zarty humiliation and the subsequent verbal molestation of the jeet by the hands of other Zaryans. He also has the undisputed title of the biggest ESL fail in Zarty history, '''"oh I forgetted did that"'''.

=== List of Sins ===
Made shitty JewTube channel https://www.youtube.com/@IndiaZellig/videos

December 16th failraid against preddit
[[File:Jeet masterplan.jpg|thumb|Jeet's masterplan]]

ESL "oh i forgetted did that"

Samefagging (unconfirmed)[[File:jeet.png|thumb|{{Quote|>SAAAAR I WILL SAVE ZELLIG SAAAR}}]]

Kate

2025-05-10T10:45:31Z

Jeet:

{{Dutchmutt|sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart or however mijn kont staat in brand}}

'''Kate''' (born December 7th, 2010), also known as '''Katethingz''' or '''Kateschoppenboer''', is a Niggerian-Canadian [[Twitter|xitter]] user and fan artist who was active on the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] for 15 days. Her posts were so low quality and her presence so disruptive that she convinced the Zarty moderation team to implement rule 8, making the minimum age to use the site 16. Kate was also a self-admitted user of the Sharty, according to xer tweets. She was supposedly banned from the site a few days before her ban from the Zarty[https://www.sotwe.com/tweet/1838159987706560526].

== History ==
Kate was first discovered by Zaryans in late July of 2024, when a post in the now-deleted /raid/ showed some of Kate’s art depicting xer self-insert in love with Mymy. Initial reactions were split between amazement and suspicions of the account being an elaborate bait. These suspicions were supported by various, somewhat-hidden references to chuddy humor in her art (such as TND crossed out in one panel of a 'toss). Aside from this initial morbid curiosity, months would pass without any continued observations.

About 2 months later, a thread using a ‘toss made by [[Yosack Jaki|yosACK]] was posted. Notably, it featured Kate’s OC, leading to some Zaryans to comment on it. Because Kate is obsessed, xhe proceeded to post on xitter about it[https://www.sotwe.com/tweet/1834042587952423423], leading equally obsessed Zaryans to then post a screencap of her tweet to the thread. This culminated with Kate herself posting to the thread. Zaryans then dug up ''Shit No one Cares About'' on Kate, which prompted further discussion regarding the legitimacy of Kate. The ensuing autism caused her to temporarily leave the Zarty and deactivate her Twitter account[https://archive.ph/23B7K].

After this run-in, Kate would begin posting numerous threads in /zellig/, shilling xer own art. Some were positively received by Zaryans, while others were incredibly coally (the soytran-troonjak-cobson imminent orgy drawing, particularly). Site users were split between those who thought Kate was pvre bait (which would lead to angry replies by Kate and multiple hand reveals), those who thought Kate was a Zarty-saving gem, and others who decided to try counter-bait. This influx of new OC lead to a brief surge in site activity.
[[File:kate hand.png|right|thumb|bait or actual babynig on the zarty, call it]]

The strange nature of these posts and sheer frequency of them prompted a couple Zaryans to go complain about it in /q/, which lead to a lot of xer threads being moved to /zate/ (which was deleted soon after due to a critical racebait outbreak). This culminated in zoot implementing the age limit of 16 (rule 8), and Kate being 'nished off of the site completely. A schizophrenic mental breakdown on xer twitter would ensue. To this day, people are still split on rather she was an elaborate troll.

Uh jeet "falseflagger" this side so Kate told me to tell everyone that she is "normal" now and wants to plead with zoot to unban her. Well its up to you about what you wanna do with this niggerbitch lol

"Now present day, Kate is actually normal, completely normal."........take it with a grain of salt. KATE DINDUNUFFIN I SWEAR SAAR I SWEAR!!!!11!11 (help me)
[[File:Kate nish msg.png|center|thumb|Kate’s ban message(s). Because xer brain is too tiny and underdeveloped, no proxies were used by xer and the double-ban was due rather to trying to make posts from a mobile device (confirmed by a xitter post after-the-fact)]]

== Kate's posting style ==
* Complete lack of ‘teen/Zaryan etiquette
* Refusal to consolidate posts to a single thread
* Emoji spam
* Liberal use of niggerbabble/ebonics
* Saying ugh and pedo whenever possible
* Overuse of triple periods

[[Category:People]]

Kate

2025-05-10T10:44:01Z

Jeet: kate is forcing me to do this

{{Dutchmutt|sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart or however mijn kont staat in brand}}

'''Kate''' (born December 7th, 2010), also known as '''Katethingz''' or '''Kateschoppenboer''', is a Niggerian-Canadian [[Twitter|xitter]] user and fan artist who was active on the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] for 15 days. Her posts were so low quality and her presence so disruptive that she convinced the Zarty moderation team to implement rule 8, making the minimum age to use the site 16. Kate was also a self-admitted user of the Sharty, according to xer tweets. She was supposedly banned from the site a few days before her ban from the Zarty[https://www.sotwe.com/tweet/1838159987706560526].

== History ==
Kate was first discovered by Zaryans in late July of 2024, when a post in the now-deleted /raid/ showed some of Kate’s art depicting xer self-insert in love with Mymy. Initial reactions were split between amazement and suspicions of the account being an elaborate bait. These suspicions were supported by various, somewhat-hidden references to chuddy humor in her art (such as TND crossed out in one panel of a 'toss). Aside from this initial morbid curiosity, months would pass without any continued observations.

About 2 months later, a thread using a ‘toss made by [[Yosack Jaki|yosACK]] was posted. Notably, it featured Kate’s OC, leading to some Zaryans to comment on it. Because Kate is obsessed, xhe proceeded to post on xitter about it[https://www.sotwe.com/tweet/1834042587952423423], leading equally obsessed Zaryans to then post a screencap of her tweet to the thread. This culminated with Kate herself posting to the thread. Zaryans then dug up ''Shit No one Cares About'' on Kate, which prompted further discussion regarding the legitimacy of Kate. The ensuing autism caused her to temporarily leave the Zarty and deactivate her Twitter account[https://archive.ph/23B7K].

After this run-in, Kate would begin posting numerous threads in /zellig/, shilling xer own art. Some were positively received by Zaryans, while others were incredibly coally (the soytran-troonjak-cobson imminent orgy drawing, particularly). Site users were split between those who thought Kate was pvre bait (which would lead to angry replies by Kate and multiple hand reveals), those who thought Kate was a Zarty-saving gem, and others who decided to try counter-bait. This influx of new OC lead to a brief surge in site activity.
[[File:kate hand.png|right|thumb|bait or actual babynig on the zarty, call it]]

The strange nature of these posts and sheer frequency of them prompted a couple Zaryans to go complain about it in /q/, which lead to a lot of xer threads being moved to /zate/ (which was deleted soon after due to a critical racebait outbreak). This culminated in zoot implementing the age limit of 16 (rule 8), and Kate being 'nished off of the site completely. A schizophrenic mental breakdown on xer twitter would ensue. To this day, people are still split on rather she was an elaborate troll.

Uh jeet "falseflagger" this side so Kate told me to tell everyone that she is "normal" now and wants to plead with zoot to unban her. Well its up to you about what you wanna do with this niggerbitch lol
[[File:Kate nish msg.png|center|thumb|Kate’s ban message(s). Because xer brain is too tiny and underdeveloped, no proxies were used by xer and the double-ban was due rather to trying to make posts from a mobile device (confirmed by a xitter post after-the-fact)]]

== Kate's posting style ==
* Complete lack of ‘teen/Zaryan etiquette
* Refusal to consolidate posts to a single thread
* Emoji spam
* Liberal use of niggerbabble/ebonics
* Saying ugh and pedo whenever possible
* Overuse of triple periods

"Now present day, Kate is actually normal, completely normal."........take it with a grain of salt. KATE DINDUNUFFIN I SWEAR SAAR I SWEAR!!!!11!11 (help me)
[[Category:People]]

Kate

2025-05-10T10:38:55Z

Jeet: zate's somewhat of an appeal

{{Dutchmutt|sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart or however mijn kont staat in brand}}

'''Kate''' (born December 7th, 2010), also known as '''Katethingz''' or '''Kateschoppenboer''', is a Niggerian-Canadian [[Twitter|xitter]] user and fan artist who was active on the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] for 15 days. Her posts were so low quality and her presence so disruptive that she convinced the Zarty moderation team to implement rule 8, making the minimum age to use the site 16. Kate was also a self-admitted user of the Sharty, according to xer tweets. She was supposedly banned from the site a few days before her ban from the Zarty[https://www.sotwe.com/tweet/1838159987706560526].

== History ==
Kate was first discovered by Zaryans in late July of 2024, when a post in the now-deleted /raid/ showed some of Kate’s art depicting xer self-insert in love with Mymy. Initial reactions were split between amazement and suspicions of the account being an elaborate bait. These suspicions were supported by various, somewhat-hidden references to chuddy humor in her art (such as TND crossed out in one panel of a 'toss). Aside from this initial morbid curiosity, months would pass without any continued observations.

About 2 months later, a thread using a ‘toss made by [[Yosack Jaki|yosACK]] was posted. Notably, it featured Kate’s OC, leading to some Zaryans to comment on it. Because Kate is obsessed, xhe proceeded to post on xitter about it[https://www.sotwe.com/tweet/1834042587952423423], leading equally obsessed Zaryans to then post a screencap of her tweet to the thread. This culminated with Kate herself posting to the thread. Zaryans then dug up ''Shit No one Cares About'' on Kate, which prompted further discussion regarding the legitimacy of Kate. The ensuing autism caused her to temporarily leave the Zarty and deactivate her Twitter account[https://archive.ph/23B7K].

After this run-in, Kate would begin posting numerous threads in /zellig/, shilling xer own art. Some were positively received by Zaryans, while others were incredibly coally (the soytran-troonjak-cobson imminent orgy drawing, particularly). Site users were split between those who thought Kate was pvre bait (which would lead to angry replies by Kate and multiple hand reveals), those who thought Kate was a Zarty-saving gem, and others who decided to try counter-bait. This influx of new OC lead to a brief surge in site activity.
[[File:kate hand.png|right|thumb|bait or actual babynig on the zarty, call it]]

The strange nature of these posts and sheer frequency of them prompted a couple Zaryans to go complain about it in /q/, which lead to a lot of xer threads being moved to /zate/ (which was deleted soon after due to a critical racebait outbreak). This culminated in zoot implementing the age limit of 16 (rule 8), and Kate being 'nished off of the site completely. A schizophrenic mental breakdown on xer twitter would ensue. To this day, people are still split on rather she was an elaborate troll.

Uh jeet "falseflagger" this side so Kate told me to tell everyone that she is "normal" now and wants to plead with zoot to unban her. Well its up to you about what you wanna do with this niggerbitch lol
[[File:Kate nish msg.png|center|thumb|Kate’s ban message(s). Because xer brain is too tiny and underdeveloped, no proxies were used by xer and the double-ban was due rather to trying to make posts from a mobile device (confirmed by a xitter post after-the-fact)]]

== Kate's posting style ==
* Complete lack of ‘teen/Zaryan etiquette
* Refusal to consolidate posts to a single thread
* Emoji spam
* Liberal use of niggerbabble/ebonics
* Saying ugh and pedo whenever possible
* Overuse of triple periods

[[Category:People]]

User:Jeet

2025-01-03T07:39:48Z

Jeet:

Its me. That Indian guy. I like Zellig and I WILL shill it as much as I can. Massa gave up but us Zaryans would never. Have I fail raided? Yes. Have I ever samefagged? Fuck no.

User:Jeet

2025-01-03T07:39:30Z

Jeet:

Its me. That Indian guy. I like Zellig and I WILL shill it as much as I can. Massa gave up but us Zaryan would never. Have I fail raided? Yes. Have I ever samefagged? Fuck no.

User:Jeet

2024-12-29T17:33:21Z

Jeet: Created page with "Its me. That Indian guy. I like Zellig and I WILL shill it as much as I can. Massa gave up but us Zaryan would never."

Its me. That Indian guy. I like Zellig and I WILL shill it as much as I can. Massa gave up but us Zaryan would never.

Jeet

2024-12-28T13:10:09Z

Jeet:

Random Indian guy named '''Dev Bhardwaj''' who stumbled upon the Zarty in October 2024, posting for the first time in November. His shitskin brain thought that it would be great to shill zellig to other shitskins in India in order to save zellig. He later attempted to showcase Zaryan dominance over preddit on r/ongezellig by making brimstone ragebait, got raped in the process and cried about it on the Zarty. He riled up other fellow Zaryans to execute the most retarded nothingwaffle raid of all time on the 16th of December. This led to heavy Zarty humiliation and the subsequent verbal molestation of the jeet by the hands of other Zaryans. He also has the undisputed title of the biggest ESL fail in Zarty history, '''"oh I forgetted did that"'''.

=== List of Sins ===
Made shitty JewTube channel https://www.youtube.com/@IndiaZellig/videos

December 16th failraid against preddit
[[File:Jeet masterplan.jpg|thumb|Jeet's masterplan]]

ESL "oh i forgetted did that"

Samefagging (unconfirmed)[[File:jeet.png|thumb|{{Quote|>SAAAAR I WILL SAVE ZELLIG SAAAR}}]]

ESL of the Year Award

2024-12-24T17:43:18Z

Jeet:

[[File:Probably meant to write "Oh I forgot I did that".png|thumb|All hail]]
'''ESL of the Year Award''' is an annual award given for the most creative misuse of the English language resulting from being an [[Nigger|ESL shitskin]]. Due to the short history of [[Soyzellig.party|the zarty]], the award has been presented only once in 2024.

==Recipients of the award==

===2024===

In 2024, the award was given to [[Jeet]] for his sentence "'''oh I forgetted did that'''", described as "the biggest fail in the zarty's history". <s>Since the original post is missing, the exact date he received this award is not known. Most probably it happened in early December or late November.</s>It was found. The post was made on 11th December. It was collectively and unanimously given the award by the Zarty.

File:Probably meant to write "Oh I forgot I did that".png

2024-12-24T17:40:27Z

Jeet:

Learn English plz

ESL of the Year Award

2024-12-24T17:39:11Z

Jeet:

'''ESL of the Year Award''' is an annual award given for the most creative misuse of the English language resulting from being an [[Nigger|ESL shitskin]]. Due to the short history of [[Soyzellig.party|the zarty]], the award has been presented only once in 2024.

==Recipients of the award==

===2024===

In 2024, the award was given to [[Jeet]] for his sentence "'''oh I forgetted did that'''", described as "the biggest fail in the zarty's history". <s>Since the original post is missing, the exact date he received this award is not known. Most probably it happened in early December or late November.</s>It was found. The post was made on 11th December. It was collectively and unanimously given the award by the Zarty.

ESL of the Year Award

2024-12-24T17:29:04Z

Jeet:

Jeet

2024-12-24T17:00:20Z

Jeet:

Random Indian guy named '''Dev Bhardwaj''' who stumbled upon the Zarty in October 2024, posting for the first time in November. His shitskin brain thought that it would be great to shill zellig to other shitskins in India in order to save zellig. He later attempted to showcase Zaryan dominance over preddit on r/ongezellig by making brimstone ragebait, got raped in the process and cried about it on the Zarty. He riled up other fellow Zaryans to execute the most retarded nothingwaffle raid of all time on the 16th of December. This led to heavy Zarty humiliation and the subsequent verbal molestation of the jeet by the hands of other Zaryans. He also has the undisputed title of the biggest ESL fail in Zarty history, '''"oh I forgetted did that"'''.

=== List of Sins ===
Made shitty JewTube channel https://www.youtube.com/@IndiaZellig/videos

December 16th failraid against preddit
[[File:Jeet masterplan.jpg|thumb|Jeet's masterplan]]

ESL "oh i forgetted did that"[[File:jeet.png|thumb|{{Quote|>SAAAAR I WILL SAVE ZELLIG SAAAR}}]]

Jeet

2024-12-23T16:44:58Z

Jeet: Added image, expanded on the topic

Random Indian guy named '''Dev Bhardwaj''' who stumbled upon the Zarty in October 2024, posting for the first time in November. His shitskin brain thought that it would be great to shill zellig to other shitskins in India in order to save zellig. He later attempted to showcase Zaryan dominance over preddit on r/ongezellig by making brimstone ragebait, got raped in the process and cried about it on the Zarty. He riled up other fellow Zaryans to execute the most retarded nothingwaffle raid of all time on the 16th of December. This led to heavy Zarty humiliation and the subsequent verbal molestation of the jeet by the hands of other Zaryans. He also has the undisputed title of the biggest ESL fail in Zarty history, '''"oh I forgetted did that"'''.

=== List of Sins ===
Made shitty JewTube channel

December 16th failraid against preddit
[[File:Jeet masterplan.jpg|thumb|>Jeet's masterplan]]

ESL "oh i forgetted did that"[[File:jeet.png|thumb|>SAAAAR I WILL SAVE ZELLIG SAAAR]]

File:Jeet masterplan.jpg

2024-12-23T16:40:48Z

Jeet:

Some say that jeet did this to bait both chuddies of the Zarty and the trannies of preddit for his personal pleasure

Jeet

2024-12-23T14:12:30Z

Jeet:

Random Indian guy named Dev Bhardwaj who is notorious on the Zarty for posting brimstone

=== List of Sins ===
shitty JewTube channel

December 16th failraid against preddit

posting Brimstone

"oh i forgetted did that"[[File:jeet.png|thumb|{{Quote|>soon}}]]

Jeet

2024-12-15T04:16:18Z

Jeet: Created page with "soon"

soon

2024-12-13T09:41:30Z

Jeet:

{{Coal}}

Reddit is a rulecucked leftist tranny shithole where virtually all of the soyboys reside and where they engage in internet faggotry, farming internet points and asking their fellow kind stranger how to get a lifetime supply of HRT. It wouldn't be of much interest to Zaryans if it weren't for the fact that it hosts a number of subreddits about our favourite dutch gem, with disastrous consequences.

{{Reddit|<reddit space}}

== Notable subreddits ==

=== r/zellig ===
Originally created on February 12th 2024 by a Zaryan (in the loose sense of the word) going by the name of Pablo. He announced its creation on /qa/ on the same day, after being disappointed by the posts on an already existing subreddit called "r/soyzellig".

{{Quote|>Oh nonononono Zaryans are we redditors? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG}}

It kept being SNCA for quite some months, but at least with a strictly Zaryan userbase. Many others were opposed to it, because who the actual fuck would want to use Reddit? And also because it could possibly attract total redditors to the show and ruin it in the process. Pablo hired another janny during his reign: Hoxxitran, a faggot with 150.000 karma. The problems started when Pablo got xhis plebbit account ACKed and lost ownership of the subreddit, giving full powers to the other janny, who, surprisingly, didn't immediately turn the subreddit into an off-siter paradise. Pablo was nowhere to be seen and with the subreddit in the hands of a literal who, Zaryans feared that this would finally be the coal that will destroy the Zarty. They were partly right. In the following months, the subreddit reached 1.3k members, hired R_Terra as a janny and started to repress the zaryan culture. Currently it hosts a number of daily posts about iron art from off-siters, redditors trying to force lesbianism upon the 'zellig cast and overall typical normie behaviour, such as thinking that gatekeeping is bad or that Zaryans should be diluted in favour of the actual community (evendoe we are the actual community, geg! Nutrannies right?). It is advised to not post on the subreddit, since it's also communicating with the other, more hostile, subreddits, as shown by the raid done on r/ongezellig in the now deleted /raid/ board, where a bunch of zaryans got 'nished back to back on every subreddit related to Ongezellig. It has 2.1k members.

{{Reddit|<reddit space}}

=== r/ongezellig_irl ===
Created on March 6th 2024 by the infamous Luzeru, the seething gypsy redditor who made a whole video about why the "Sharty" was responsible for 'zellig's discontinuation, it was meant to act as an opposition to the "Zaryans' subreddit". The subreddit kept getting raided almost every day, and never got any traction at all, currently sitting at just under 300 members. This, along with Zaryans gemming up his comment sections and making fun of him, led to Luzeru to unlist his Youtube channel and give up ownership to another individual, known as "Led_Plous". Not much is known about xhim, if not for the fact that he's an actual tranny and has a whole 'cord circle that helps xher manage the two subreddits xhe owns. Yes, two.

{{Reddit|<reddit space}}

=== r/ongezellig ===
Originally created to discuss "asocial dutch people" over 10 years ago, it got quickly colonized by Zaryans around 2023. This led to the owner locking the entire subreddit and going inactive. The subreddit sat around a thousand members for almost all of 2024, until a redditor going by the name of LukXD99, successfully managed to get ownership of the subreddit, by sending an inactivity appeal to Reddit. Zaryans quickly got in to ruin yet another attempt, and with the help of the Shemmy, raided the 'log for a good 40 minutes. This led to the addition of an "anti soywoajak rule", marking this as another hostile community. LukXD99 later gave co-ownership to the previously mentioned Led_Plous, probably because they're friends on discord and goon to 'p together. Another raid was attempted on August 15th 2024, successfully spamming the 'log for around 30 minutes. The major discovery that this raid brought, was exposing r/zellig as being against Zaryans. This was made apparent when the brave users who conducted the operation got banned on every single 'zellig related subreddit, with the bans just being seconds apart from each other, even if they never actually posted on said subs. Currently the subreddit hosts a very pronounced anti-Zaryan sentiment, and sits at just around 3.1k members. It is advised to destroy this niggerhole as soon as possible.

{{Reddit|<reddit space}}

== Trivia ==
If you use any of these subreddits unironically, you should take a gun, point it to the roof of your mouth and pull the trigger. [[/v/|In a game]], of course.

Zelligspeak

2024-12-10T18:06:33Z

Jeet: /* Dictionary of Zelligspeak */

'''Zelligspeak''' or 'ligspeak is a dialect of [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soy_Speak Soyspeak] used by the [[Zaryans]] along with English for communication amongst themselves.

The main features of the dialect are the addition of the letter Z (it being short for [[Ongezellig|Zellig]]) replacing the first letter of some words (for example, [[Gem]] translates to Zem in Zelligspeak.) and the addition of Dutch words and expressions, like ''of zoiets.''

== Dictionary of Zelligspeak ==

=== Zaryan Words ===
[[Zem]] - a combination of "zellig" and "gem", holds the same meaning as gem

Zellig - a shortened form of [[Ongezellig]], while initially zellig was apostrophised, it has become it's own word with 'lig being the [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soy_Speak#Apostrophisation apostrophisation] of zellig

Zigger/Zelliger - faggot fans who are usually from off-site

'gram - apostophisation of Instagram

/co/fags - users of the /co/ board, all of them are faggots

Zemerald - zem + germerald

IAZ - Is A Zellig

NAZ - Not A Zellig

nothingwaffle - something that is hyped up to be gemmy but ends up being coal or a hoax

Zajeet - Reserved for the Indian Zaryan

Zaryan - see [[Zaryan]]

TRVE Zaryan - defines itself

ZWABAG - Zellig/Zarty Will Always Be A Gem

Of zoiets - "or something" in Dutch

Zarty - the very site you are using

Zage - Zellig + sage

Zump/Zumo - Zellig + Bump/Bumo

=== Shartian Words ===
[[Gem]] ('em) - a post that is both high quality and liked by many

Dust - a post that is neither gem nor coal

[[Coal]] ('oal) - a post that is both low quality and hated by many

[[Brimstone]] ('stone) - a post which is considered the worst post that almost killed the 'arty

'teen (soyteen) - your typical soyposter

Troonslop - content that is commonly enjoyed by or marketed towards troons

Tranny - slur for transgenders

Troon - same as tranny

Bump/bumo - used to bump a post without contributing intellectually

Sage - a way to reply to a thread without bumping it

Supersage

Sharty - soyjack.party, the place where we were banished from

O algo - "or something" in Spanish

Nothingburger - same as nothingwaffle

Soicaca(s) - users from the Sharty who post coal

Nucaca(s) - new users who post coal

Nufag(s) - new users who post brimstone

Keyed - same as "based", but based became mainstream so we made another word

EFL - English as First Language

ESL - English as Second Language

Brapstone - same as brimstone

Or something - American for of zoiets

Marge - I'm confused

YWNBAW - You Will Never Be A Woman

HWABAG - He Will Always Be A Gem (sometimes refers to Cobson)

HWNBAG - He Will Never Be A Gem

YWABAG - You Will Always Be A Gem

YWNBAG - You Will Never Be A Gem

SWABAG - Sharty/Soyjak.party/Soyjak/She Will Always Be A Gem

OMGSISA - Oh My God She Is So Attractive

Cleo

2024-12-10T18:01:46Z

Jeet: /* Racial backbround */

'''Cleo Venetiaan''' (born on July 2nd, 200X) is a background character in [[Ongezellig]], who appears during Deel 2, in the post-credits scene of Deel 3, at the start of Deel 4 and during the flashback sequence of Deel 6. She was born in Willemstad, Curaçao, an island of the Leeward Antilles which is officially part of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, thus making her technically Dutch. She is [[Coco]]'s slave, and has aspirations of becoming a professional musician. As a consequence of her being the only <s>black character</s> '''<u><big>NIGGER</big></u>''', she has risen to significant popularity due to the [[Soyjak.party|Soysphere]]’s obsession with race-play, the fact that she’s female also exacerbates this (Ev&do I wouldn't even rape this creature because bestiality is a crime.).

== Racial background ==
Even if she has a Dutch surname, she's still 100% pure vantablack brimstone nigger. Her having a Dutch name is the same as the millions of American niggers having White names.

== Personality ==
Even here we're working with scraps, and other circumstancial pieces of information. Since she's Coco's <s>slave</s> friend and also plays the guitar and acts as the lead singer in her band, it can be assumed that she must be fairly extroverted. This is reinforced by the fact that she's also friends with the other members of the band: Yfke, who is constantly stoned and Zoey, who is shy. During the start of Deel 4 she's seen riding a bike with Yfke on it, but with her doing all the work, so it can also be assumed that she's open to compromise or take the short end of the stick in certain situations, especially if they involve friends. Her glaring goth appearance and decision (as stated in the Mayamails) to try "eurobeat folks" might suggest a desire to stand out and to be seen by others AKA she's an attentionwhore.

'''TLDR: normgroid nigger'''

== Attitude to TND ==
Won't be spared.

== Trivia ==

* The 'cord document states that "she's the only goth in the Leeward islands".

* She's part of the band "Running in the '60s".

* She's built for BWC.

[[Category:Ongezellig characters]]

Root

2024-12-10T17:37:19Z

Jeet:

[[File:20392_-_SoyBooru.png|frameless|72x72px]] This page is about the sharty.

Root is the umpteenth trans lovely Indian man that plagued the administration of the Sharty. He was generally considered one of the worst admins in history, due to his poor upkeep of the website, with it going down multiple times a week, and enacting changes unpopular amongst the userbase. He acted essentially as an administrative supporter of [[Froot]], taking up the lead as administrator from March 2024 to June 2024. The main thing that the nusoicacas accused him of, was being against 'teens (not like the latter resemble actual 'teens, GEG!) and being in favour of NAS like Ongezellig.
[[File:52046 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|{{Quote|>I have to turn the Sharty in a discord server or however the Vera is posted}}]]

== Root becomes admin ==
Root could be considered Admin 6, since he fits the bill to perfection. His administration began on March 17th 2024, and it started off with some 'cord drama that ''no one should care about.'' He also liked to called soyteens "brats" and would often express his liking towards the /qa/ board, going to great lengths to defend NAS posting. He would often post on the board using images of [[Vera|Vera.]]

== Root's relation to Ongezellig ==
Root's relation towards 'zellig has always been a bit fuzzy, but for a time he would post images of Mymy getting hit with a bottle and engaged in other forms of zelligposting, stating that his favourite character was actually Vera. He also stated that he has never actually watched Ongezellig, so not only he is an immigrant to soy culture as a whole, but a nuligcaca. Root's real intentions though, would be revealed after the ending of the /qa/ wars.

== That one falseflag which I don't remember the name of ==
Under Root, Ongezellig's hate was higher than ever, with most trying to mud up its name and frame zelligposters as pedophiles. One such falseflag was enacted around early May 2024, where 'affy users released forged images of a 'cord server in which Ongezellig posters would supposedly engage in pedophilic acts and other obscene stuff. The falseflag was unfortunately a success, even with Root himself claiming it to be one, this was for naught, as it only exacerbated the sentiment of the userbase on zelligposters. This would later be one of the catalysts for the /qa/ wars.

== /qa/ wars ==
Root's unpopular reign led to a lot of discontent amongst nusoicacas, with some making it their mission to supplant the zelligposters of /qa/, by claiming that "Ongezellig was killing the creation of organic threads on the board", and spamming other kinds of NAS: mainly FNF, FPE, the spam done by Pingas Man and that one nigger rapper poster. The heckin' virtual valid conflicterino lasted for almost all of May and well into June 2024. Zelligposters would fiercely fight back, bumping their threads periodically and BTFO'ing attackers as they came. Root would later come forth to support the zelligposters' side, creating even more discontent. Somewhere along the conflict, the users of sharty's /pol/ got into the fight, and with /qa/'s 300k GET coming, the stakes were higher than ever. The [[GET]] was ultimately claimed by a Zaryan, with the text "ZELLIG WIN" and an image of Mymy attached. This marked the end of the /qa/ wars in a decisive '''TOTAL 'ZELLIG VICTORY.''' The GET caused so much seethe that the jannies had to step in and rollback the board to a previous date and lock it. Some 'teens even made their way to the Zarty and to [[Porngate|this very wiki]] to show everyone how much they were seething.
[[File:1719677529373.jpg|thumb|405x405px|The Jews of Frootcord dancing upon the ashes of the Sharty. Root is on the right, acting like the parasite that he is.]]

== Molchat & 5 boards plan ==
The situation got so bad that the mighty trans icon going by the name of Froot, woke up from its slumber and decided to ACK Root from the position of admin, replacing him with a figure known as "Molchat". Due to the Frootcord leaks we now know that Molchat was just Root's alter ego created to avoid the massive drama that he spawned, but at the time, Molchat was seen as cryptic, due to his limited interaction with the userbase and enacting immediately a 5 boards plan (/soy/, /qa/, /pol/, /g/ and another board which i don't remember, snopes add it please), which was more unpopular than all of Root's reign. Due to the prospect of losing the entire userbase, the plan wasn't enacted in full, and only some of the changes were put forward, such as the 'zellig's restriction on /qa/, which stated:

{{Quote|>On the "Ongezellig": spam will be deleted, massive necrobumping will be punished}}

Essentially what this accomplished was just cucking the posting of Ongezellig on /qa/. Of course, at the time no one knew that this was just a ruse by presumably Froot to get rid of Ongezellig for good, and Zaryans and 'teens were divided on the change being beneficial or not, with some claiming that it would have prompted the creation of more effortful 'zellig posts and others rightfully seeing it as a mindless ban. The truth of the act became apparent when zelligposters would get banned for simply saying "bump" once under 'zellig threads, while other kinds of NAS ran rampant and were being spammed everywhere. This would later be followed by the Frootcord leaks, which shed light on the real identity of Molchat, on the reason behind the restriction of 'zellig on /qa/ and many other things, and caused the situation that we all know and love.

Root turns out is just as rotten as those that preceded him, him being part of Frootcord, and admitting to basically [https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/5116.html#5127 not giving a shit about Ongezellig] just confirmed that he's a racetraitor of the highest order, and will be hanged from his feet and torched down to a crisp in Hell when he'll inevitably bite the dust.

Currently he's still part of the Sharty's administration and sucks Froot's cock daily.

'''Obligatory TLDR: Root is an amazing hung Indian man'''

Zelligspeak

2024-12-07T15:29:50Z

Jeet:

'''Zelligspeak''' or 'ligspeak is a dialect of [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soy_Speak Soyspeak] used by the [[Zaryans]] along with English for communication amongst themselves.

The main features of the dialect are the addition of the letter Z (it being short for [[Ongezellig|Zellig]]) replacing the first letter of some words (for example, [[Gem]] translates to Zem in Zelligspeak.) and the addition of Dutch words and expressions, like ''of zoiets.''

== Dictionary of Zelligspeak ==

=== Zaryan Words ===
[[Zem]] - a combination of "zellig" and "gem", holds the same meaning as gem

Zellig - a shortened form of [[Ongezellig]], while initially zellig was apostrophised, it has become it's own word with 'lig being the [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soy_Speak#Apostrophisation apostrophisation] of zellig

'gram

/co/fags

Zemerald

IAZ

NAZ

nothingwaffle

newaryan (no one say this)

xista (no one say this)

Zajeet (applies to that one guy)

Zaryan

TRVE Zaryan

ZWABAG

Of zoiets ("or something" in dutch)

Zarty

=== Shartian Words ===
[[Gem]] ('em) - a post that is both high quality and liked by many

Dust - a post that is neither gem nor coal

[[Coal]] ('oal) - a post that is both low quality and hated by many

[[Brimstone]] ('stone) - a post which is considered the worst post that almost killed the 'arty

'teen (soyteen)

Troonslop

Tranny

Troon

Bump/bumo

Sage

Supersage

Sharty

'arty (party)

O algo (this from soybooru though)

Nothingburger (or something)

Soicaca(s) (GEEEEEG)

Nucaca(s)

Nufag(s)

Keyed

EFL (English as First Language)

ESL (English as Second Language)

Brapstone (presumably in soybooru aka Shitoko)

Or something (amerimutt)

Marge (I'm confused)

YWNBAW (You Will Never Be A Woman)

HWABAG (He Will Always Be A Gem (sometimes refers to Cobson))

HWNBAG (He Will Never Be A Gem)

YWABAG (You Will Always Be A Gem)

YWNBAG (You Will Never Be A Gem)

SWABAG (Sharty/Soyjak.party/Soyjak/She Will Always Be A Gem)

OMGSISA (Oh My God She Is So Attractive)

Zelligspeak

2024-12-07T15:28:07Z

Jeet:

'''Zelligspeak''' or 'ligspeak is a dialect of [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soy_Speak Soyspeak] used by the [[Zaryans]] along with English for communication amongst themselves.

The main features of the dialect are the addition of the letter Z (it being short for [[Ongezellig|Zellig]]) replacing the first letter of some words (for example, [[Gem]] translates to Zem in Zelligspeak.) and the addition of Dutch words and expressions, like ''of zoiets.''

== Dictionary of Zelligspeak ==

=== Zaryan Words ===
[[Zem]] - a combination of "zellig" and "gem", holds the same meaning as gem

Zellig - a shortened form of [[Ongezellig]], while initially zellig was apostrophised, it has become it's own word with 'lig being the [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soy_Speak#Apostrophisation apostrophisation] of zellig

'gram

/co/fags

Zemerald

IAZ

NAZ

nothingwaffle

newaryan (no one say this)

xista (no one say this)

Zajeet (applies for one guy)

Zaryan

TRVE Zaryan

ZWABAG

Of zoiets ("or something" in dutch)

Zarty

=== Shartian Words ===
[[Gem]] ('em) - a post that is both high quality and liked by many

Dust - a post that is neither gem nor coal

[[Coal]] ('oal) - a post that is both low quality and hated by many

[[Brimstone]] ('stone) - a post which is considered the worst post that almost killed the 'arty

'teen (soyteen)

Troonslop

Tranny

Troon

Bump/bumo

Sage

Supersage

Sharty

'arty (party)

O algo (this from soybooru though)

Nothingburger (or something)

Soicaca(s) (GEEEEEG)

Nucaca(s)

Nufag(s)

Keyed

EFL (English as First Language)

ESL (English as Second Language)

Brapstone (presumably in soybooru aka Shitoko)

Or something (amerimutt)

Marge (I'm confused)

YWNBAW (You Will Never Be A Woman)

HWABAG (He Will Always Be A Gem (sometimes refers to Cobson))

HWNBAG (He Will Never Be A Gem)

YWABAG (You Will Always Be A Gem)

YWNBAG (You Will Never Be A Gem)

SWABAG (Sharty/Soyjak.party/Soyjak/She Will Always Be A Gem)

OMGSISA (Oh My God She Is So Attractive)

Zlang

2024-12-07T07:06:51Z

Jeet: /* this page does NOT exist and you vvill NOT investigate further */

=== ''This will be a dictionary and guide to all the slang used on the Zarty, both Shartian and Zaryan in origin.'' ===