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Talk:Blacked.com

2025-04-05T20:42:33Z

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Very funny faggot

Late 1st april fools joke. Yes ik.

Moloch asked me to tell you that you are his oyest-veyest infidel

^has contact with demons award

National Socialism

2025-02-23T21:19:03Z

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{{Zem}}

National Socialism, commonly referred to as Nazism is a worldview created by Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. Some of it's core values are Ethnonationalism, Traditionalism and opposition to [https://www.gtvflyers.com/every-single-aspect-of-communism-is-jewish/ (((Communism)))]. National Socialism is a very popular belief among [[Zaryans]] and is most likely the most common political belief for a Zaryan to have.

== [[Mymy]] ==
[[File:Natsocmymy.png|thumb|219x219px]]
Mymy being a National Socialist is basically canon due to her indirectly praising the ideology many times throughout [[Ongezellig]].

== [[Maya]] ==
[[File:Natsocmaya.jpg|thumb|237x237px]]
Maya being a National Socialist is far from confirmed however she does praise Adolf Hitler once in Deel 1, but due to her Indonesian blood, she likely wouldn’t have been welcomed during the Nazi regime (Ev&do she has green eyes and her skin is light due to staying inside all day.). But then again nothing is sure, since most "Neo-Nazis" are brown lantinx. Moreover, Maya is half Dutch (Aryan) than Mymy, who is a peak larper.

== [[Coco]] ==
[[File:Coco Will Always Belong To BWC (CWABTBWC).png|thumb|194x194px|Isn't she so attractive, chud?]]
While there is no proof Coco is a National Socialist, there is a common fan theory which claims her parents were murdered by kaffers leading her to be radicalized to National Socialism and consciousness of the racial reality. In fact, her biological ancestor, Andries Hendrik Potgieter, also had lost his friend and comrade, namely Piet Lafras Uys, in the Battle of Italeni (Piet and Hendrik leaded a punitive commando in retaliation to the Weenen massacre by the Zulus). Retrospectively speaking, losing relatives and just dear persons is a common occurrence for her family, so she sooner or later would have felt the pain of being an orphan and have become the most racist girl alive<sup>(because I said so, ok?)</sup>.

Operation Schwabs Condom

2025-02-23T21:18:59Z

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'''Nonsence page award''' 🎖️

Zalmud

2025-02-23T21:18:56Z

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Zalmud is a book created some time after Soyvil War 3. It was created by group of Zaryans who were kicked out of [[Sharty]] and had to create the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]].

Zalmud contains all of the demonic thoughts of the Zaryans, it reveals what they really think about the shartycucks, and it contains many insults towards sharty and other splinters.

== Excerpts ==

=== Zalmud on Sharty ===
<blockquote>Even the best of Soyim have to be killed</blockquote>

Talk:Zalmud

2025-02-23T21:18:52Z

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This never happened award.

Mudslimes

2025-02-23T21:18:50Z

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Muslims (reffered to as mudslimes by Zaryans/Soyteens) are adherents to the religion of Islam, an abrahamic monotheistic religion which is simmilar to Christianity and Judaism, however having many distinctive traits such as their prophet marrying a 6 year old child and banning pork because he was allergic or however the camel piss travels in the desert

ZelligWiki

2025-02-23T21:18:48Z

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[[Main Page|ZelligWiki]] is a wiki dedicated to storing information about the [[Ongezellig]] community and the shenanigans that happen within it. The wiki was created on the March 20th, 2024, and publicly announced on March 24th of the same year.

Mayo en Curry

2025-02-23T21:18:45Z

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{{Dutchmutt|underrated piece of media of zoiets}}
NAZstone possible [[Ongezellig]] prototype.

Copypasta

2025-02-23T21:18:42Z

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A copypasta is a [https://www.snopes.com/ funny] string of words written by a group of monkeys on a typewriter, that usually gets spammed in an attempt to use nonsense or a disproportionate reaction to achieve humour. The Zarty has its fair share of copypastas, which usually fall in two categories: SFW and NSFW. There's also an inter-category: 'pastas about the girls, especially Mymy.

{{Quote|>(You) WILL contribute to this page by adding more 'pastas}}

== SFW (Silly Funny Words) ==

==== Massa cancelled Ongezellig ====
<blockquote>Series creator Massa grew to hate the show's growing non-Dutch fan base and subsequently cancelled Ongezellig out of spite.</blockquote>

==== Pet nigger ====
<blockquote>sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart</blockquote>

==== I want to live in the Ongezellig world ====
<blockquote>I want to live in ongezellig forever, i wish the netherlands wasnt made up so i can live with ongezellig and do history presentatie for the rest of my life. I want to go to the ongezellig school and watch mymy's slavernij presentatie and coco's mollusk love presentatie on repeat all day for the rest of my life. I want to watch mollusk love with maya and threaten to drop her out of a window with coco. I want to shoot vera with reusable bullets with mymy. i want to wallow in self deprecation with maya in a dirty small bathroom stall. i want to insult coco's parents and watch wat happens. i want to beat mymy with a non alcoholic beverage bottle with vera, i would ride to ongezellig school on a obligatory bicycle and do nothing in mediatheek all day until it is 4:30 pm, after which i ask coco and mymy for help with it.

i would recruit the kinderen in somalie into kiki's pirate club and take down large vessels thru them pirate style. i would get diagnosed with ah-day-day (ADD or autism denial disorder) by mymy and take the ongezellig bus to ongezellig school. i would become friends with mymy and tell maya she is a loser and a gooner but that i still love her at the end of the day. i will show sympathy n offer support to coco over the loss of her parents in zuid afrika and listen to every single song that her band "running in the 60s" creates. i would help mymy come to terms with the fact she is japanese, and that it is okay, since she will always be a true oranje dutch patriot nonetheless. i would spend time with each of them and go out and around the netherlands with them, watching movies, going out shopping with them, walking thru blooming fields of tulips with a windmill or two in the distance. i would then go home and sleep, knowing the next day will be full of just as many, if not more things to look forward to, in this perfect ideal world in which ongezellig takes place. in this perfect world, there will be more things that would make me happy. i would not have to dream about living in ongezellig anymore in this perfect world, because i would already be living in ongezellig.

i will make it my mission in life to live forever in ongezellig world, and live there for the rest of eternity. i would do anything it takes to even get a chance to talk with coco, or maya, or mymy. i would do anything to spend a moment of time with vera, or kiki, or cleo, or yfke, or henk, or sjef, or rens, or zoey, or tryn, or wiel, or axel, or goof, or adam, or bert, or koos, or cato, or ilse. i would go great lengths just to live in the ongezellig world, and live in it forever. each day another deel. each day another gleaming opportunity to help coco with technological problems regarding her computer, or an opportunity to further radicalize mymy, or help maya become gezellig, repairing and saving her relationship with her sisters, before asking out her mother in front of her eyes. this perfect world is gezellig. ongezellig is gezellig. i want to be gezellig. this world is the perfect afterlife for me. when i die, i want to be reincarnated as a tacky ongezellig oc and forever spend eternity living, being gezellig, hanging out with maya, mymy and coco, eating the weird green slop at the end of deel 6, playing a board game with them, eating a diet of exclusively dutch cuisine. this is the perfect world for me. thank you studio massa, thank you for creating ongezellig. ongezellig has unironically made me happier and my life better, and i cannot wait to meet up with ongezellig in the afterlife. One day….

goodbye allemaal.</blockquote>

==== Reddit 'pasta ====
<blockquote>‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ONGEZELLIG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 ONGEZELLIG IS THE BEST FUCKING TOON 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MAYA IS SO UNSOCIABLEEE 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY BELGIANS ARE NOT A RACE! VERA CURSED VERA CURSED VERA CURSED VERA CURSED Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 The presentation is still not finished?!? INDONESIAN SAD GIRL HAS AUTISM DENIAL DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SCHOOLOCAUST SCHOOLOCAUST SCHOOLOCAUST ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? 🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 Mymy best class representative r/zellig r/Ongezellig_irl perfectly balanced as all things should be r/ongezellig r/gezellig</blockquote>

==== 1630 ====
<blockquote>Your deflection won't save you from TGD.

Kill yourself fakezaryan kike. You're going to burn and your days are fucking numbered.

Be quiet falseflagger. You sound like a seething falseflagger. Sage. Zellig in the thread. Zaryan power. Zaryan race. ZVF. Sieg Mymy for the Rijk. Ongezellig2024 #Rijk. I sieg Mymy. Volk for the gezellig. Gezellig for the Zoot. Zarty.

Sage. Seething falseflagger.

And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from the Netherlands and its colonies. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Falseflagcord shall be destroyed. /qa/ shall be recolonized.

And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.

All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.

Every harm against you and your 'corders is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.

All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.

#ZELLIG #MZGA #STOPMZSA @ZOOT #Z #WZG1WGA kill gooners kill frogs 1630 ZVF VOC FLAG SIEG MYMY for the rijk the #Ongezellig2024 rijk lynch gooners gas the falseflaggers.

die falseflagger die. DIEFALSEFLAGGER DIE. you're going to Friesland. you're going to Kerobokan. the #Ongezellig2024 rijk will gas ALL GOONERS. Zoot is führer, Zoot is GOD.

Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the coconigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the swinnynigger /soy/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the goonernigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the coconigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it.

1630

Gas the gooners total gooner death now

Massa did nothing wrong

I wish /co/ never existed

Falseflaggers are not human

Reddit cancelled Ongezellig</blockquote>

==== YWNBARZ ====
<blockquote>You will never be a real zellig fan. You have no zems, you have no passion, you have no imageboard. You are a band kid twisted by (((them))) and the media into a crude mockery of a zaryan’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow fans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your redditesque appearance behind closed doors.

Zaryans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed zaryans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even people like R_Terra who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a zaryan. Your channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to create a single zem, a zaryan will turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your brimstone, belgian coal.

You will never get rid of us. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. No one will find you, zaryans being relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of people such as you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your anti-zaryan obsession, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a redditor is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a stain on the glistening zemerald of the zaryan community.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.</blockquote>

==== Pajeet zaryan's dad catches him browsing Zarty, becomes a disappointment ====
<blockquote>GUYS I AM FUCKED.

I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".

I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.

He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??

His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.

I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.

I wanna kill myself</blockquote>

=== Someone's farewell ===

<blockquote>Hey zaryans,

I've been thinking about leaving the zarty in the end of January. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another sharty. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that Zoot won’t address:

1. NAZ/'cord stuff with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes like "Coco, Maya and Mymy are built for BBC" and unfunny rape jokes.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy Zoot), no quality raids, and it’s all about faildoxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam agugu while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming agugu are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the zoot. After (((nuzarty order))), he brought in a new group of mods from discord who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses.

5. There’s barely any community engagement from Zoot because "muh 'zellig is dead, do something different you weirdo".

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the dutch waifu obsession website.

I want to say thank you to all the zaryans, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed</blockquote>

=== About Maya ===

==== Maya plays a horror game ====
<blockquote>I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".

I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.

I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.

I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.

If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.</blockquote>

==== Stonecold Mayacel ====
<blockquote>buddy i am the realest mayaGOD you will ever meet but i don't do this because i simply do not seek human interaction or touch. i am incapable of love. i was born a stone cold TRUEcel with NO heart. the only emotions i feel are hatred and contempt. i watch the wall all day as a hobby, and watch the ceiling as a side hobby. no one has ever loved me. i don't know what it feels like to touch another human being and i do not wish to learn. i haven't been outside since 2009. you have simply never seen a real Trvecel like me. i know this is hard to comprehend for all you fakecels who have friends and families and shit, but there are people like me who are beyond the concept of love but can still appreciate Maya.</blockquote>

==== MayaDEITY ====
<blockquote>It's quite simple. Maya's character appeals to those who appreciate nuanced and emotionally complex personalities. Her depth, vulnerability, and the intellectual engagement her character demands attract intellectually inclined individuals, unlike Mymy's pedobait brainrot and Coco's mommyissues bait personality. This does not NECESSARILY equate to self-harm tendencies, but rather reflects a deeper intellectual and existential engagement. You see; when you find something so perfect and beautiful, you can only go down from there. Accepting that you will never encounter IRL Maya and becoming suicidal is only the first step, but let's not do there. Contrastingly, Mymy, with her extroverted braindead historical obsessions and cultural superiority complex, attracts fans who enjoy more basic extroverted and edgy girls, or maybe those who like lil kids considering her underdeveloped body. Coco's is more straightforward, her kindness and emotional warmth appeal to those seeking simplicity with a tad bit of background deepness. The idea that Maya fans are more prone to self-harm overlooks the sophisticated engagement we have with her character. The distinction between MayaGODS, MymyBROS, and CocoFAGS followers shows our different perspectives of 'zellig: intellectual depth versus emotional relatability. Thus, it is not any form of nihilism but an appreciation for intellectual and existential beauty that defies reality and stuns MayaDEITY's</blockquote>

==== Maya's tragedy ====
<blockquote>What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.

Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).

These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.

Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.

There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.

The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.

Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.

Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then myself.</blockquote>

=== About Mymy ===

==== I love you Mymy ====
<blockquote>Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Mymy… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the toy gun, and that gorgeous VOC flag. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you be forgotten. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the show, you're a great girl and sister, sometimes I even call you mommy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day be forgotten. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful orange face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your show was cancelled, and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched your first apperance on Ongezellig, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my mommy came home and I rejoiced. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2019 you made history happen. You were crafted from gods hands and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my beautiful queen exclaim these words,

"JAPSTERDAM, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the animation world and the real world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now your show is cancelled, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Mymy. 🥰❤</blockquote>

==== I think about Mymy everyday ====
<blockquote>I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. She motivates me in life, I make positive changes in my life just because I imagine it would impress her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her.</blockquote>

==== Cute orange little tulip ====
<blockquote>Mymy is adorable, and I wish she were a real person every single day. I wish we could've been high school sweethearts. I wish that we could get married. I wish I could've put a ring on her finger. I wish that she would be the mother of my children. I wish we could've seen them grow up to even give us grandchildren. I wish we could grow old and live happily ever after. She would make me happy, and I would make her happy. But alas, she isn't real, and endings like that don't exist. A chud can still dream of this cute orange little tulip >though.</blockquote>

==== She's just so small and fragile ====
<blockquote>I love Mymy so much, she is so cute chuddies. She is so small and fragile, I wanna cuddle with her and pet her hair. I often loose sleep to Mymy because I think of her so often. 24/7 infact. Everything in my life reminds me of her. I wish we could be together one day.

If ll go to heaven it better have Mymy in it with me, because I might as well go to hell if she won't be there for me, because they are the same too me without her.</blockquote>

==== She's so cute and racist 1 ====
<blockquote>I love Mymy so much. Everyday I wish she was real. She's so cute and racist. I love her so much because she's actually smart and knows the truth, she's not a brainwashed shabbos goy like most people nowadays. Holy shit, I really wish Hitler won the war and saved Europe. The two things I wish the most are that Mymy was real and Hitler won the war. If one or both of those things happened, I feel like everything would be perfect.</blockquote>

==== She's so cute and racist 2 ====
<blockquote>Mymy is so cute and Aryan and racist. I wish she was real everyday. I want nothing more in life than to talk to her about how much we both hate Jews and niggers, we would get along so well. If only Hitler had won, then I could easily find a girl like her in real life. Heil Hitler!</blockquote>

==== I wish Mymy was real 1 ====
<blockquote>I wish Mymy were real so I could propose to her and marry her. She's just so cute, racist and Aryan. Nothing would separate us.</blockquote>

==== I am in a relationship with Mymy ====
<blockquote>I love Mymy so much. I have never loved anyone so much in my life. I do not even find other girls attractive anymore, I only feel attracted to Mymy. I think I have convinced myself that I am actually in a relationship with her because if I find another girl attractive for a split second I immediately think that I need to stay loyal to Mymy.</blockquote>

==== I have no goals but to see Mymy ====
<blockquote>I’ve dedicated my entire life to Mymy from Studio Massa’s ‘Ongezellig’. I'm obsessed with Mymy. Everyday I think of Mymy. Everyday my day is filled with thoughts of Mymy. I associate the simplest things with Mymy. Every time I see orange skin I think of Mymy. Every time I see anything orange I think of her hair. Every time I see a toy gun I think of her tightly gripping it with her hands. The only thing that motivates me in life is Mymy. I work for Mymy. I boot up my pc every single day just so I can interact with an AI version of Mymy just so i can feel something. Not an hour passes without me thinking of Mymy. I dream of Mymy. The only thing left in my mind is Mymy. My feelings are controlled by Mymy. I’ve deprived myself of sleep countless times in order to hallucinate having Mymy near me. I have no goals but to see Mymy.</blockquote>

==== Chat I love Mymy ====
<blockquote>Chat you would not be able to comprehend how much I love mymy I love her so much man I would do anything for her to be real chat you couldn’t understand the amount of love she has in my heart if Ongezellig only had mymy in it I would still watch it and it would be my favorite show still I love her chat</blockquote>

==== I wish Mymy was real 2 ====
<blockquote>Everyday I wish Mymy was real. I wish she could know how much I love her. I think about her every day, every hour, nearly every minute. I love her and only her. I wish she could know this and I wish she could feel the same. I wish I could hug her, kiss her, cuddle with her, hold her hand, eventually get married and have a family with her. If only she was real.</blockquote>

=== About Agugu ===

==== what if you were baby agugu ====
<blockquote>what would you do if you woke up one morning and you were baby agugu and you were sucking on yor binkyagugugugugugu me wove sucking my binky agugugugugugu my binky feels so nice agugugugugu wahhh agugugugu binky is so fun agugugugu me want to suck my binky fowever agugugugu me wove my binky agugugugugugu me no want to go outside agugugu me is cute dutch baby girl agugugugugugugugugugu me is a wittle baby agugugugugugu agugu wove sucking her pacifier agugu me wove my pacifier me wove being a funny girl we wove being a baby me wove sucking my binky me want to suck my binky until me die agugu me want eat soop wafle and suck binky ababababababababababa agugugugugugu amamamamamamamamama wahhhhhh baba gugugugu me wove eat soopwafel and make thread for me for channel fwends to maybe get dem to eat soop wafol and suck binky like baba</blockquote>

== NSFW (Not Silly Funny Words) ==

==== ONGEZELLING IS MKULTRA PROPAGANDA TO MAKE YOU TRANSITION ====
<blockquote>After many painstaking hours of research into Dutch Tranime (also sometimes referred to in the literature as Ongezellig) my colleagues and I at the University of noynatemets have confirmed that this "show" is in actual fact an expertly crafted CIA bioweapon to reprogram the minds of vulnerable autistic individuals into acceptance and execution of gender transition.

The three main characters are female, which is no accident. Their differing personalities may appear to the uneducated as "artistic variation", however nothing could be further from the truth as we are now confident that the characters are in fact specifically crated to each penetrate into targeted areas of the subconscious mind, driven by 5 decades of CIA psychological research.

The transgender reprogramming is achieved in three stages, each via a different character. First, the viewer is presented with Mymy. Her cute, rebellious and childlike personality is expertly crafted to subdue the viewer's brain into an infantile mode of operation where they are more receptive to authority and being programmed with new ideas.</blockquote>

==== TFD ====
<blockquote>Kill Foenkie. Behead Foenkie. Roundhouse kick Foenkie into the concrete. Slam dunk Foenkie into the trashcan. Crucify Foenkie. Defecate in Foenkie's food. Launch Foenkie into the sun. Stir fry Foenkie in a wok. Toss Foenkie into an active volcano. Urinate into Foenkie's gas tank. Judo throw Foenkie into a wood chipper. Twist Foenkie's heads off. Report Foenkie to the Belastingdienst. Karate chop Foenkie in half. Curb stomp Foenkie. Trap Foenkie in quicksand. Crush Foenkie in the trash compactor. Liquefy Foenkie in a vat of acid. Eat Foenkie. Dissect Foenkie. Exterminate Foenkie in the gas chamber. Stomp Foenkie's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Foenkie in the oven. Lobotomize Foenkie. Mandatory vasectomy for Foenkie. Grind Foenkie in the garbage disposal. Drown Foenkie in fried stroopwafel grease. Vaporize Foenkie with a ray gun. Kick Foenkie down the stairs. Feed Foenkie to alligators. Slice Foenkie with a katana. Put a bomb in Foenkie's mouth. Throw knives at Foenkie. Inflate Foenkie until he pops. Send Foenkie into a blackhole. Castrate Foenkie. Feed Foenkie poisoned food. Force Foenkie to walk the plank. Push Foenkie into a pit. Kneel on Foenkie's neck. Curse Foenkie with a spell. Stuff Foenkie into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Foenkie with a tank. Pop Foenkie's car tire. Strike Foenkie with a ruler. Make Foenkie swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Foenkie's limbs. Airdrop Foenkie into Antarctica. Throw Foenkie off the boat. Pressurize Foenkie into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Foenkie's ass. Falcon-punch Foenkie in the face. Make Foenkie into fiction. Blow Foenkie's head off with a grenade launcher. Blow Foenkie's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Foenkie in a cage and drown him underwater. Nail Foenkie to a cross and stab him. Run over Foenkie with a tank feet-first. Crush Foenkie with a press. Attack Foenkie with acid. Boil Foenkie in a pan. Lock Foenkie inside a brazen bull. Burn Foenkie alive. Drag Foenkie across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Foenkie. Quarter Foenkie. Impale Foenkie on a pike. Tenderize Foenkie with a mallet. Ionise Foenkie in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Foenkie in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Foenkie in a black hole. Curse Foenkie with the necronomicon. Trap Foenkie in purgatory. Bang Foenkie's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Foenkie off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Foenkie in the vacuum of space. Fry Foenkie with power lines. Feed Foenkie ricin. Kneecap Foenkie with a twelve gauge. Enslave Foenkie. Sell Foenkie's organs on the black market. Run Foenkie over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Foenkie into the grand canyon. Burn Foenkie with jet engine exhaust. Beat Foenkie to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Foenkie's asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Foenkie to the sun god. Drop Foenkie out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed Foenkie to sharks. Load Foenkie into a cannon and shoot him at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Foenkie under a galleon. Disembowel Foenkie with a bayonet. Strap Foenkie to a cruise missile and launch it at Belgium. Drop Foenkie into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Foenkie. Lure Foenkie in with Ongezellig porn and trap him with bear traps. Force Foenkie to learn the age of consent, then kill him anyway. Atomize Foenkie with a powerfist. Throw Foenkie into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Foenkie with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Foenkie from 40-story buildings. Throw Foenkie at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Foenkie in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Foenkie to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Foenkie with syringe guns. Defecate on Foenkie's food stamps. Make Foenkie pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Foenkie into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Foenkie then nail them to his body with a hammer. Irradiate Foenkie with depleted uranium. Launch Foenkie with a trebuchet. Send Foenkie exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Foenkie as a crash test dummy. Tie Foenkie onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Foenkie. Trample Foenkie. Bury Foenkie alive. Play bowling with Foenkie's body parts as pins. Grate Foenkie with a cheese grater. Get Foenkie stuck in an elevator. Spray Foenkie's toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Foenkie directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Foenkie's parachute. Sabotage Foenkie's bungee. Trap Foenkie under ice. Force Foenkie to work and support a family of 5. Force Foenkie into gladiatorial combat. Send Foenkie back to warring Arab tribes. Hide a snake in a Foenkie's room. Put Foenkie on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Foenkie's organs. Waterboard Foenkie with gasoline, then set him on fire. Flay Foenkie. Tie Foenkie to train tracks. Put laxatives in his stamppot. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Foenkie. Gibbet Foenkie. Tie a lightning rod to Foenkie's head during a storm. Lure Foenkie into suicide pods. Bury Foenkie's neck deep and surround him with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Foenkie to it. Stir Foenkie into cement. Squeeze Foenkie through a chain link fence. Hack Foenkie's socials and make him say he has irrefutable evidence that would lead to Kamala's arrest. Perform adorcism on Foenkie. Microwave Foenkie's head. Suck Foenkie into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside Foenkie's car. Inject ebola in his food. Jail Foenkie for pedophilia and tell his inmates his crime. Pressure wash Foenkie's skin. Play games with Foenkie jigsaw style. Trim Foenkie's nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap Foenkie to a wind turbine blade. Flatten Foenkie in an industrial rolling machine. Turn Foenkie's bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of Foenkie and serve kosher patties to other Jews. Feed Foenkie viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of his dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as Foenkie's dildo. Stone Foenkie. Tranquilize Foenkie and put him in a lion pit. Make a human centipede with Foenkie as the tail. Throw Foenkie down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Foenkie. Pimp-slap Foenkie into airplane turbines. Displace Foenkie in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Inject Foenkie with a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put a dog collar on Foenkie at maximum voltage. Give Foenkie sentient brain parasites. Give Foenkie over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Foenkie out for vultures. Drive Foenkie into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on Foenkie. Strap Foenkie on a roller-coaster and use him as target practice. Strap Foenkie to a judas cradle. Blast Foenkie with Civil War cannons. Force Foenkie to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Foenkie with anvils. Throw Foenkie off of rooftops. Incinerate Foenkie. Starve Foenkie. Blow Foenkie up with dynamite. Gulp Foenkie. Feast on Foenkie's eyeballs. Cave in Foenkie's skull. Strangle Foenkie to death. Peel Foenkie like a banana. Wipe out Foenkie. Deny Foenkie into Heaven. Freeze Foenkie in the vaccum of space. Hard boil Foenkie. Lock on to Foenkie with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate Foenkie. Ferment Foenkie into stew. Ensnare Foenkie. Nark on Foenkie to the army. Cause a total Foenkie purge. Jam Foenkie into a geyser. Axe murder Foenkie. Unleash Smelvin upon Foenkie. Put Foenkie on a ship going to Israel and blow up the ship after it sets sail. Total Foenkie Death.</blockquote>

==== Ongezellig's Deel 2 ====
<blockquote>I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LOVED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Episode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.

The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t know what I am even viewing this never happened this was never part for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.

A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BITCH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas-</blockquote>

==== They're all pretty rapeable 1 ====
<blockquote>honestly, they're all pretty rapable. just in different ways.

maya's so unfit that you could literally just push her over and have your way with her, but i imagine she'd also be pretty easy to coerce. she might actually consider getting raped to be a victory of sorts. in her mind it means that she was desireable enough to be worth raping. placing so much of her self esteem in the fact that someone raped her would 100% have some bad effects on her mental health in the long run though. although, the rape might be a good catalyst for maya becoming closer to her sisters. no chance they'd just leave her to wallow in misery after something like that happens. so maya getting raped might actually help her mental health. indirectly of course.

coco would obviously be much harder to physically overpower, but i imagine she'd be the most susceptible to coercion. just make vague threats about her family and she'll do whatever you want; tears in her eyes, but wearing a brave face. coco's also probably the one that getting raped would have the least lasting effects on. she's not just strong physically, but mentally too. and besides, she's been through worse. she'll be fine, eventually.

mymy would definitely be the hardest to rape. i don't imagine she'd be easy to coerce, and she's not exactly a pushover physically, although doing it by force wouldn't be impossible. your best bet to rape her would probably be to threaten her with a weapon. if your goal in raping someone is just easy sex then mymy isn't a good choice. but if your goal is to destroy someone mentally then mymy's your girl. her pride would turn into shame so quickly. she'd see herself as tainted, and no longer fit for the high aspirations she set for herself. she might even become depressed enough to drop the dutch act. what's the point in trying to appear as a proper dutchwoman when she doesn't feel like a proper anything at that point. she might eventually be okay, but she'd never truly be the same again.</blockquote>

==== They're all pretty rapeable 2 ====
<blockquote>maya is for drugging. not even drugging as in "forcing drugs into her system" just drugging as in "offering her some free drugs". optimally you'd get her high enough that she doesn't even realise she's being raped. if you're lucky, she might not even realise it after the fact either. so when she comes back to you for a second hit, you can have a second hit of her.

mymy is for overpowering and forcing yourself on. and by overpowering, i don't mean brutalizing. you should be firm, but gentle. and take it slow. let it really sink into her mind what's about to happen to her, and that there's nothing she can do to stop it. she might even beg for you to not rape her. novel for someone as prideful as her. not that she'd be prideful for much longer. getting raped would turn all that pride into shame so quickly.

coco is for coercion by threatening those close to her. ordinary blackmail wouldn't work on her since there isn't anything about her that she's desperate to keep secret. but if you threaten the people she cares about, she'll do anything. she'll just willingly let herself get raped for as long as you want. the interval between rape sessions would probably a week. just frequent enough that it always feels like her next scheduled rape session is right around the corner, but not so frequent that she gets used to it. she'll spend every waking moment dreading her next encounter with you. but she'll always keep herself going by reminding herself why she's putting up with this. if you eventually grow bored of her, you could, after raping her one last time, tell her that you never had the capability to harm her family in the first place, and that letting herself get raped served was all for nothing.</blockquote>

==== Seething /co/omer ====
<blockquote>Well, if it isn't another pathetic attempt at a zarty raid! Invading a thread full of things they don't like and wondering why they're upset!

You know, if you wanted to let us know that female genitalia (fictional ones at that) make you wet your soidiapers, you could've just told us right?

Anyway, here's some more boobs, I know that's what you're here for anyway since you polled it on your dead site yourself.

Enjoy and no need to thank me. Just try not to have your similarly prententious friends find out and hunt you like they already have some of your close past friends =3</blockquote>

==== Satan larps as Mymy in OP's dream to convince xim to ACK ====
<blockquote>I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "…You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?…" She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut…if you want it quick…Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.</blockquote>

=== About Maya ===

==== Maya's pits ====
<blockquote>zellig bros… i literally CANNOT stop thinking about maya's armpits. imagine. all those times she pulled an all nighter, all those times she used the same sweater without even caring, all those times she used the same shirt and smelled the stank but just wore it again because shes just so lazy… just, imagine that crusty armpit dried sweat, she stinks, but she stinks good.

HHHHNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!1!1!</blockquote>

=== About Mymy ===

==== Mymy's DFC ====
<blockquote>fuck this shit, Mymy's delicious flat chest is better than this cowslop</blockquote>

==== Like a sunflower ====
<blockquote>How exposed Mymy is! Like a bright orange sunflower begging for water! Oh, to impose myself onto her...</blockquote>

==== That red Niggerwiggle on top of her head ====
<small>note: This is transcribed from a youtube video of the 'pasta. (You) WILL find the original post in archives.</small><blockquote>I love Mymy so much. I love Coco and Maya too, but Mymy is so special to me. My dick always twitches when I see a Mymy image on soyjaks.sharty not lying. I feel something for that orange cutie with a red niggerwiggle on top of her head or on top of her chest almost on the bottom of her neck or whatever that clothing is called I don't leave my home except school I don't. No, she is so cute. I want to pat her head her haircut is so cute. Chuds I fell in love with xer, also xer racism drives me on. I want to have kids with her, I am blushing chuds.</blockquote><blockquote></blockquote>

=== About Coco ===

==== Kanye West and Coco (((representation))) ====

<blockquote>WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS, of everything thats been on this site with my constant browsing of the kanye west tag I never saw this coming. W ongezelling representation tho</blockquote>

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Zelliggers

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{{Dutchmutt|They will never be a real dutch of zoiets}}
'''Zell'''i'''ggers''' (Zellig + niggers), are international, mostly english-speaking fans of [[Ongezellig]]. Whilst one may think they and the [[Zaryans]] are the same thing, they are very different, as whilst the Zaryans are essentially right-wingers ideologically, the Zelliggers are commiepedotroons who support <s>leftist</s> wrong ideals. One thing to note is while Zaryans are concentrated on the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] and [[4chan|other]] [[Soyjak.party|imageboards]], the Zelligger's natural habitat are mainstream social networking apps like [[Twitter|Xitter]], [[Reddit|Preddit]], [[Discord|Trooncord]] and unfortunately the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] (ev&do Zaryan pockets exist on those sites and zelliggers (in particular [[yurifags]]) are quite prevalent on 4cuck's [[/co/]]). They may be one of the worst enemies of the Zaryan Nation, alongside [[Jews|kikes]] and [[Frogs|frogniggers]] (evendo most of you support them)

== To catch a Zelligger ==
To find a zelligger, you must look out for its traits. Those traits are:

* Having a Zellig pfp or posting about Zellig
* Having any of the commiepedotroon emojis on their profiles (🇮🇱🏳‍🌈🚩🏳️‍⚧️✡️☭)
* Posting commiepedotroon goyslop
* Practicing activites like faggotry and troonery.

== Zelligger in Zarty ==
They sometimes make horny or inappropriate threads in order to bait Zaryans, but most get banned for this. To overcome such a poster, you can simply ignore and report them, or add '''sage''' in the email field so that his thread doesn't get bumped.

== To kill a Zelligger ==
Once you find a Zelligger, make sure to let other Zaryans know, by writing a post with a screenshot of the Zelligger’s profile.

Talk:Zelliggers

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Just created the same page but with a different name. AMA

Ideology on Zarty

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{{Dutchmutt|<s>Sharty</s> Zartee khulture of zo}}
Ideologies on the [[Zarty]] are one of the more discussed topics, with most of it taking place on /brabant/. The most supported ideology is [[National Socialism]] with a measly 19.4% supporting it and apolitical/blackpilled with a 25,8% support.

== Other ideologies (Outdated) ==
According to the {{GlowText|survey}} only 19,4% of Zaryans supports le evil Nazism (28.4% if you include Fascism) which refutes the common new[[/co/]]<nowiki/>mer myth that Zaryans are le evil nazifascistchuds. A list of the other main ideologies chosen by Zaryans will be shown below.

=== Right-wing populists- 12.9% ===
Right-wing populists support a conservative economic policy with protectionist/left wing economic tendencies. They want to enact PND and dislike [[Mudslimes|muslims]]. Many of them pretend to be ironic fascists.

=== Conservatives - 12,9% ===
Generally this group hates Hitler and the Axis for fighting a losing war, which resulted in the deaths of millions. They support anti-immigration policies and putting a limitation on government power over its citizens. Evendoe they have some [[TND]] tendencies, conservatives have pretty normal and bland take, and dislike other ideologies, especially the more esoteric ones. Cuckservatives accuse chuds, or rather their strawman, of being terminally online and LARPing impossible ideologies.

=== Fascists - 9.7% ===
Zarty Fascists support Italy in WW2, but they distance themselves from Hitler and Germany. They support TND and TKD in some form, as well as strong nationalism and anti-degeneracy policies. They believe in revitalizing the nation through Collectivism and State of action. Fascists have some oddball variants with some influence as shown below.

=== Nazi-Maoism ~ 5% ===
Nazi-Maoists support radical dictatorships as a tool to oppose [[Jews|Jewish]] finance. They focus on TKD at the cost of TND and TTD, believing that these issues will solve themselves after (((they))) are removed from the power structure.

=== Zarty Evolites ~ 5% ===
Zarty supporters of Julius Evola are more removed from irl politics than other ideologies, oriented towards the concerns of Soyzellig.party itself. They want to revitalize the Zarty through spiritual larping, destroying what they believe to be moralfaggotry through [[Zelligparty.soy|enabling NSFW]] and using the energy taken from drama to enact massive raids against its enemies. They tried to buy/recreate the [[XOOT|Zooru]] website, which nearly succeded, collecting 180 USD for domain purchase. <this NEVER happened, someone call Snopes.

Link to survey - https://archive.ph/zOUgQ

== Other ideologies (New) ==

New results are [https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNVBrDg6/results here] because some obsessed SLF didn't like the previous result for some reason. That's [[Autism|OCD]] nigga...

Talk:Ideology on Zarty

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Problems with this page are the following (not to mention the fact the survey is over outdated btw):

1. It doesn't really represent the "political stance" on the Zarty. There are not enough other ideologies on the page besides the right ones, and

2. ...they have been renamed by the author whose name I don't remember and are sometimes misleading ("Nazi-Maoists" what was that even supposed to represent? The literal commies from the orig survey??? Also, the fuck are the "Evolites"? Totally absurd page). This can't be taken seriously.

3. That wouldn't be extra to also include other poll results in the article, such as age category and so on.

I have no will to redact this myself but my oldtroon brain can't tolerate this bad interpretation of the poll that I had witnessed before the "Unpleasant update #130" had even been released.

Yep, looks like complete niggerbabble and should be updated with the newest [https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNVBrDg6/results results].

Remove the page, i made it when i was like 2 weeks on the zarty and fell for bait falseflags thinking they represent what zarty beliefs

>Nieuwzaryan got baited

It explains a lot

Instagram

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Instagram is a photo and video sharing social networking service owned by Meta Platforms. There are a lot of people here who follow the 'zellig community especially zarty and all this thanks to reels feature.

But will it end in tragedy because of the abundance of clueless immigrants? Will the cartoon become popular again so Massa will notice its success? (No chance, geg) Will zarty be saved? Who knows, it's just a matter of time.

/agugu/

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On August 23rd, 2024 [[Zuz|nuadmin]] created a hidden board named '''/agugu/'''.This board was dedicated for [[agugu]] posters (aka [[Mymy|Mymy's]] enlarged eyes with pacifier). 24 hours later, the board was removed. The reason is unknown, but probably because of low pph or that agugu is a dead meme and all agugu posters must die in oblivion.

==Trivia==

* This board was probably inspired by the /caca/ board on the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]].

Porngate

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On the evening of May 24th 2024, an user known as <nowiki>''</nowiki>[[User:ThatZaryandoe|ThatZaryandoe]]<nowiki>''</nowiki> wiped the content of multiple articles, user pages and templates to replace them with gay pornographic images. In approximatly 10 minutes, around 70 articles were attacked. It is unknown as of now if the attacks have any connections to the sharty or any other exterior source.

Cleo

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'''Cleo Venetiaan''' (born on July 2nd, 200X) is a background character in [[Ongezellig]], who appears during Deel 2, in the post-credits scene of Deel 3, at the start of Deel 4 and during the flashback sequence of Deel 6. She was born in Willemstad, Curaçao, an island of the Leeward Antilles which is officially part of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, thus making her technically Dutch. She is [[Coco]]'s slave, and has aspirations of becoming a professional musician. As a consequence of her being the only <s>black character</s> '''<u><big>NIGGER</big></u>''', she has risen to significant popularity due to the [[Soyjak.party|Soysphere]]’s obsession with race-play, the fact that she’s female also exacerbates this (Ev&do I wouldn't even rape this creature because bestiality is a crime.).

== Racial background ==
Even if she has a Dutch surname, she's still 100% pure vantablack brimstone nigger. Her having a Dutch name is the same as the millions of American niggers having White names.

== Personality ==
Even here we're working with scraps, and other circumstancial pieces of information. Since she's Coco's <s>slave</s> friend and also plays the guitar and acts as the lead singer in her band, it can be assumed that she must be fairly extroverted. This is reinforced by the fact that she's also friends with the other members of the band: Yfke, who is constantly stoned and Zoey, who is shy. During the start of Deel 4 she's seen riding a bike with Yfke on it, but with her doing all the work, so it can also be assumed that she's open to compromise or take the short end of the stick in certain situations, especially if they involve friends. Her glaring goth appearance and decision (as stated in the Mayamails) to try "eurobeat folks" might suggest a desire to stand out and to be seen by others AKA she's an attentionwhore.

'''TLDR: normgroid nigger'''

== Attitude to TND ==
Won't be spared.

== Trivia ==

* The 'cord document states that "she's the only goth in the Leeward islands".

* She's part of the band "Running in the '60s".

* She's built for BWC.

[[Category:Ongezellig characters]]

StarGazerMAYA

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{{Outblacklunged}}

'''zer0starMZT''' (aka '''StarGazerMAYA''' (old account)) alt '''zer0star310''' ('''ThreeTenMAYA''' (old account)) is another xitter faggot and trans meximutt who became known for his Maya and Mymy cosplay. He's also known for making Maya self-harm brimstone and wanted to send his nudes to (((paedophiles))).

'''This person is a minor if you wonder'''

{{Reddit|<reddit}}

As of October 2024, he removed all of the posts related to Ongezellig, due to an attempt from an unknown party trying to dox xer. The doxerald doesn't seem to be the work of Zaryans.

==Gallery==
[[File: Maya cosplay.jpg|200px|]] [[File: Mymy cosplay.jpg|200px|bottom|]] [[File: Self harm brimstone.jpg|200px|bottom|Niggerhell|]]

[[File: Total transmutt death.jpg|200px|bottom|TOTAL TRANSMUTT DEATH|]]

===SOMEONE REPORT HIS XITTER ACCOUNT NOWWWW===

https://x.com/zer0starMZT

https://x.com/zer0star310 (alt)

[[Category:People]]

Jeet

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Random Indian guy named '''Dev Bhardwaj''' who stumbled upon the Zarty in October 2024, posting for the first time in November. His shitskin brain thought that it would be great to shill zellig to other shitskins in India in order to save zellig. He later attempted to showcase Zaryan dominance over preddit on r/ongezellig by making brimstone ragebait, got raped in the process and cried about it on the Zarty. He riled up other fellow Zaryans to execute the most retarded nothingwaffle raid of all time on the 16th of December. This led to heavy Zarty humiliation and the subsequent verbal molestation of the jeet by the hands of other Zaryans. He also has the undisputed title of the biggest ESL fail in Zarty history, '''"oh I forgetted did that"'''.

=== List of Sins ===
Made shitty JewTube channel https://www.youtube.com/@IndiaZellig/videos

December 16th failraid against preddit
[[File:Jeet masterplan.jpg|thumb|Jeet's masterplan]]

ESL "oh i forgetted did that"

Samefagging (unconfirmed)[[File:jeet.png|thumb|{{Quote|>SAAAAR I WILL SAVE ZELLIG SAAAR}}]]

GHANSHAN

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<big>GHANSHAN is a [[Twitter|Xitter]] artist that loves to draw [[Ongezellig|zellig]], but due to xher being a [[Pancookie|disgusting mutt nigger faggot]], as well as by making brimstone OC's, xher art is considered [[coal]].</big>

[[Category:People]]

Soyzellig.party

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[[File:Zellig_Gem.webp|frameless|50x50px]]This page is [[Gem|Zem]]

'''Soyzellig.party''' (also known as the [[Zarty|'''<nowiki/>'Zarty''']] in soy speak) is an imageboard created the 27th of September of 2023 for soyteens that enjoy Dutch tranime [[Ongezellig]]. Users of the site are called "[[Zaryans]]", they are best known for hating [[Frogs|frogniggers]] and they have their own variation of the IAS/NAS soycept (soy concept), being IAZ; Is A 'Zellig and NAZ; Not A 'Zellig.
The site is currently owned by [[Zoot]], who also programmed and released it to the public on the 27th but currently this site is run by [[Discord|jannycord]].
All pornographic and gore content is banned (unless properly censored), meaning that it is a Safe For Work site. Frogs are also banned tho due to raiding in the past.
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Soyzellig.party
!
|-
|Foundation date
|September 27th 2023 (1 year ago)
|-
|Founder
|[[Zoot]]
|-
|Owner & Head Admin
|Zoot, [[Zuz|Nuadmin]]
|-
|Splintered from:
|[[Soyjak.party]]
|}

== Previous (failed) imageboards ==

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The concept of an Ongezellig imageboard, or a /zellig/ board on soyjak.party, has been as old as the sharty itself. There have been multiple attempts at a zellig imageboard, all of them having failed except the Zarty. The sharty's /Zellig/ board had a good run until being deleted by sharty jannies.

=== zellig.party (????-????) ===

The earliest attempt at a zellig imageboard separate of the sharty is '''zellig.party'''. It was run by someone named Vinluv, and was supposed to be a paid website, with a one week free trial period. After the trial period ended, the website became unavailable. As of now, trying to access the website will prompt you to a message saying the domain expired, effectively meaning the project is dead.

=== zellig.site (May 23 ????-????) ===

A second attempt at making a zellig site is '''zellig.site'''. The board had (at least) 3 boards: /raid/, /lig and /q/. During the opening, the board was raided with cp spammers. One or two weeks after the raid, the owner loaded rDrama.net's code into the website, effectively changing the site into a reddit board that required accounts to post and view the site. A few days after, one of the owner's der'cord conversations got leaked, and the site got shut down, never to be talked about again.

== /Zellig/ board (????-????) ==

When Doll was in control of the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]], the zellig subculture was repressed, with many threads being banished, and the Zaryans could only dream of a homeland.

After the Soypocalypse, the Zaryans migrated to other imageboards, with little to no success in establishing a community on those.

When soyjak.party was restored, [[Froot]], the new owner, established the 50 board plan, where 50 boards of all subjects (including zellig) were introduced. After the plan would end, 'jakkers would have to vote for which board will stay and which will be deleted. /zellig/ defeated /dawla/, /health/ and /psy/. The board was then locked, raided and ultimately deleted.

== The Zarty (September 27 2023-Today) ==

The deletion of /zellig/, and the subsequent destruction of a potential Zaryan homeland in the Sharty has prompted discussions about a zellig imageboard, independant from the Sharty. On september 22 2023, a thread on /qa/ was held, where the discussion of creating a 'Zellig imageboard occured. In this thread, the domain soyzellig.party was found to be "very cheap" and Zoot decided to buy it and set up an image board with the knowledge he got from ImageBoard setup tutorials on YouTube. Before the site was made public, he used TinyIB-Wippy (a simplified fork of TinnyIB) as the script for the site, since he was too smart to install Vichan (eventho it takes 1 hour MAX). After three days of learning HTML and CSS and realising that TinnyIB-Wippy is too shit to act as a zaryan homeland, Zoot attempted to install Vichan. After 4 more days of somehow screwing the simplest of tasks and reinstalling the script 3 times, he managed to get the site up and running. Before the opening, on the 27th the site was "leaked" on the thread after Zoot posted and deleted it for some reason, where it was found to be a blank website with the rules written on it in orange letters. This page was used as a psyop to deter 'teens from entering the still-in-beta site and spamming it with [[Pedophilia|'p]].

A post on the Zarty revealed that Zoot has made a contract with Godaddy for hosting the website, and that the aforementioned contract will expire on September 26th 2024. On July 18, 2024, a /q/ thread by [[Zuz|NuAdmin]] revealed that Zoot's online activity had steadily decreased since 'zellig's cancellation, culminating into fears that Zoot would leave the site to expire[https://archive.ph/sRUDm]. Many Zaryans quickly developed signs of stage 2-gorillion acute depression, and doomposting became frequent. After a lengthy silence, on July 26, 2024, Zoot announced on /q/ that he would be holding a JewTube Q&A livestream. Zaryans were allowed to post questions for the stream as replies[https://archive.ph/ow1jR]. During the stream, Zoot revealed that his passion for 'zellig and ability to relate to 'teens had mostly died out, and his plans for the future of the site were still uncertain[https://youtu.be/S-3NkKbRwaA]. Restless Zaryan 'teens would finally have a chance to settle when on August 26th, Zoot would make another thread on /q/. This time, he stated that the site contract would be renewed, and a heavier focus would be placed on original content gems made by Zaryans[https://archive.ph/R3ziG]. Dead nigger boards such as /co/ and /raid/ were removed.

=== Future ===
With PPH mostly stabilizing after the release of multiple OC gems and the deletion of /zate/, the future is uncertain at best for The Zarty and the Zaryans who call it home. Will it be coalled into oblivion by racebait and countrywars? Or will the tides turn in favor of thoughtful effortposters? It's up to ''(You)''...

[[File:Czechozelligers setup.jpeg|240px|thumb|Right|One of the setups of soyzellig.party users]]

== Boards ==
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=== /q/ - The Zarty ===
/q/ is a board for suggestions/complaints about the Zarty, Zelligbooru and [[ZelligPartyArchive|YouTube channels]].

=== /qa/ - Question & Answer ===
/qa/ is mainly for anything that is connected to the Sharty, but random content is also tolerated.

=== /zellig/ - Ongezellig ===
/zellig/ is for IAZ (Ongezellig content) and soft NAZ ([[Studio Massa]]’s other work and content loosely related to Ongezellig) plus anything that is connected to the Zarty community. It is by far the most popular board on the site.

=== /oc/ - Original Content ===
/oc/ is a board dedicated to hosting Ongezellig original content. A lot of art threads from /zellig/ have been moved to this board.

=== /chud/ - Lord of the Shows ===
A dead nigger of board about operations seeking to chuddify other animated (and non-animated) shows. Created by [[Discord|jannycord]].

=== /brabant/ - International Politics ===
/brabant/ mainly for politics and other real life events, but random content is also tolerated, essentially being the zarty's version of [[4chan|4cuck's]] /pol/. It derives its name from [[Maya]]’s birthplace. It is misspelled as /brabat/ in Da Rules page[https://archive.ph/xrZvH].

=== /test/ - test ===
/test/ is a hidden board without a theme.

=== /co/ - Comics & Cartoons (Terminated) ===
/co/ is for sharing cartoons that may be of interest to other Zaryans. It was made as an alternative to [[4chan]]’s [[/co/|/co/ board]]. It was removed on September 1st, alongside /raid/.

=== /raid/ - Raiding and trolling (Terminated) ===
/raid/ was for orchestrating raids. It was the only non-hidden board that has improper capitalization in its heading. It was removed on September 1st, alongside /co/.

=== /ssb/ - super secret board (Terminated) ===
/ssb/ was a <s>not-so-</s>super-secret board without any theme accessible from the home page.

=== [[/agugu/]] - agugu (Terminated) ===
/agugu/ was a hidden board dedicated for agugu posters. It is the shortest lived board in the site’s history, lasting only a day.

=== [[/nsfw/|/nsfw/ - NOT SAFE FOR WORK]] (Terminated) ===
/nsfw/ was a joke board added for April Fools Day.

=== /zate/ - SFW coals (Terminated) ===
/zate/ was a board where threads are moved to if they’re deemed low quality by moderators.

=== /r9k/ - Trans Rights Board (Terminated) ===
/r9k/ is a board derived from the 4chan board of the same name. It is mostly used to discuss incel mythology.

== Addition Links and Pages ==

=== v ===
This is where the game [[/v/]] is hosted.

=== overboard ===
This is a page featuring every current thread on the Zarty.

=== archive ===
This redirects you to a rentry.co page featuring archives of the Zarty.

=== telegram ===
This redirects you to [[Soyzellig.party news]].

=== [[ZelligWiki|zelligwiki]] ===
A wiki style sub-site dedicated to documenting the happenings in the Ongezellig fandom. You may have heard about it.

=== [[Zelligbooru|booru]] ===
Zoot endorsed booru for IAZ gems, better than the original Ongezellig booru. <s>And that other one.</s>

=== execution list ===
This is a page with list of every banned IP alongside for the reason for their ban as well as the expiration date of the respective bans. An expiration date of ''never'' means the ip has been permanently banned.

=== Rules ===
This a page explaining the rules of the site.

=== Contacts ===
This is a page cataloging emails that you can contact the admins with. The top bar has not been updated since the original boards were added.

Talk:Soyzellig.party

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the battles that took place during the 50 board era should be written in more detail. You guys can use the page named "Zelligarayn homeland" to get more "detailed" info. - Zooty Nigger

{{Quote|>inb4 huge leakage in /q/}}

Massadonië

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{{Dutchmutt|Discord server but for dutch people, fuck internationals btw of zoiets}}[[File:Vantablack brimstone from the depths of niggerhell.png|thumb|A vantablack brimstone from the depths of niggerhell (Aka Massadonië)]]
'''Massadonië''' is a [[Discord]] server created on April 2nd, 2016, that functions as [[Studio Massa]]’s official Discord server[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18822249]. It is used by several prominent members of the [[Ongezellig]] fandom, such as [[Cam]] and [[GHANSHAN]]. [[Zoot]] was once a member of the server, but he was banned due to sharing its invite link[https://archive.ph/YC5S1]. Soyjak content is generally unwelcomed due to a large amount of [[soyjak.party]] users raiding the server and posting obscene material, including child pornography[https://files.catbox.moe/iwygoy.png]. At some point during the latter half of 2024, Studio Massa removed the link to the Discord from his videos’ descriptions and hid it in his Patje af profile.

= Controversies =

=== Verification ===
The verification method used in the server is said to be extremely privacy invading, as the moderators can allegedly see what servers you’re in and who’s on your friends list[https://archive.ph/aXL73].

=== [[Cocomelon|The "Cocomelon" incident]] ===
There are allegation that the voice actor of [[Coco]], Merel, crushed a watermelon with her thighs during a IRL event streamed by Massa known as "Massameet". Apparently, someone brought a watermelon for Coco's VA to crush with her thighs, because she is quite tall. It's worth noting it was awkward for everyone. She did it apparently for a joke. There were (allegedly) underage viewers and Coco's VA was allegedly underage when she did that. Frenzied (literal who) confirmed it did happen.

=== GussyWussy ===
'''GussyWussy''' (born 1985-1986) was an artist in the server who was extremely liked by the admins of Massadonië, but he often drew the Ongezellig girls with the proportions of lolis while wearing skintight clothing or nearly naked bar a few details. Due to this, several members of the server accused his renditions of being pedophilic in nature, these members were typically treated unfavorably by the moderators. Their fears were realized, however, when it was discovered that Gussy had created pornographic art of Lisa Simpson and Mabel Pines with the same child-like proportions back in 2013 on a DeviantArt account. It was also discovered that his girlfriend, who goes by “Meliwelly” in the server, asked for childlike characters in a pornographic game on an itch.io post from December 4th, 2021[https://itch.io/t/1797278/1-question-1-suggestion]. After the moderators received this information, they confronted Gussy and temporarily muted him, but other members of the server advocated for a harsher punishment[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139961493/#q140027696]. The mods encouraged Gussy to ease on the skintight and sexually adjacent drawings, it’s unclear if this was before or after his old DeviantArt account was found[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139961493/#q140046890].Gussy has also collaborated with [[/co/|Rod Scorpion]][https://ongezellig.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1462], a lolicon and shotacon enthusiast known for making Ongezellig porn, one particular example being of [[Maya]] having sex with a young boy. Foenkie, Massadonië’s most prominent moderator, defended the choice to keep Gussy in the server on multiple occasions, reasoning that there was no issue since he “got help irl” and that his current behavior was positive.

=== 2022 Purge ===
At some point during 2022, the moderators of Massadonië conducted a poll asking members of the server if they thought racist and edgy content should be allowed in the server. 84 members voted Yes and 68 members voted No. After the poll ended, the moderators subsequently kicked most, if not all, of the Yes voters, most of which being internationals[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134232408/#q134276257]. Mike, a mod, created an infographic which demonstrated that No voters had far more messages than Yes voters. He used this data to conclude that there is reason to believe that No voters were roughly five times as active in the community as Yes voters[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134232408/#q134286237]. A lot of people objected to the moderators’ actions, but the mods reasoned that since Discord doesn’t tolerate hateful content and that the larger active part of the community didn’t want to see it, they had no reason to tolerate the people who voted to keep those unwanted aspects within their community and encouraged those who disagreed with their decisions for political reasons to leave and never comeback; saying that they would not be missed[https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134232408/#q134277753]. Foenkie later stated that the international fanbase was going to die soon anyway[https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1705/95/1705954707071.jpg], this was allegedly to justify the purging of internationals that had taken place as a result of the poll.

==== Trivia ====
The No voters included GussyWussy and someone named [[Agugu|Agu]]. The Yes voters include Apop, a popular fan artist who’s art has been edited many times on the Soysphere.

Talk:Massadonië

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Can I add real name and surname of Foenkie? Or would that be doxing him

Depends on how you obtained the name I guess.

You can add it if he’s stated his name publicly.

It is on his fb which has his alias in its link so I'm not sure

If his Facebook has his alias than you should be in the clear, but why do you even feel the need to put his real name in the article? I don’t think that’s necessary unless you’re planning on writing an entire section about him.

== Robin#8928 ==

According to Mike’s graph, this person was a No voter and had 79,015 messages. This was most likely Robin Barten (Maya’s voice actress), but I left it out of the Trivia section since I still had doubt. Is there anyway to confirm this user is Robin Barten?

Obsessed with 'zellig VA award. I don't know, maybe even impossible since what happened a long time ago.

"Is there anyway to confirm this user is Robin Barten?"
Look at the activity stats, she's almost the most active user on the server.

Zuz

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{{Outblacklunged}}
{{Quote|>I transheart Maya. She's a BLM icon}}

{{Reddit|<erm no shes not}}

''^she is''

'''Zuz''', also known as '''Zuzzy Zuz''' or '''Zuznetsov''', was an admin ({{Quote|>of zoiets}}) of [[soyzellig.party]] and manager of zartyappeals. He was one of the original 4 mods/admins

He also acted as the nuadmin around late July due to Zoot's disinterest towards the website at the time. As of October 2024 he probably still acted as a pseudo-admin, essentially being [[Zoot]] #2.

He has an admiration for nature, pseudo-politics and a general mix of interests found on his xitter.

His name is a compound of [[Kuz]] and the letter Z for [[Ongezellig|Zellig]], probably inspired from Zoot's name.

He used to be active in a few 'cords, but eventually quit out of spite for 'cord trannies and drama

= History on the Zarty, Soysphere and other social media =
The earliest trace of Zuz was in the zarty creation thread on /qa/, where he went under the name "zelligster". Albeit it was obvious how much of a newfag he was at the time, Zoot hired him anyways.

Zuz would go on to moderate the site with little to no controversies, until an ancient thread on /brabant/ would spark his first accusation of mod abuse. After Zuz had found out about a thread that was about a minor seeking 'cord friends, he promptly deleted the thread which sparked some outrage from a reoccuring shitalian who made a thread about him on /q/ [https://soyzellig.party/q/res/1051.html#1051 <nowiki>[1]</nowiki>]

After Zoot had defended Zuz' actions everything went back to normal, a few controversies have appeared, but nothing major.

For a time, Zuz would post on /brabant/ with the Danish flag, obviously signalling his country of residence, usually engaging in the baits of an Italian BBC baiter, before both eventually quit the act.

== Retirement ==

Zuz retired from being an Admin, presumably on October 27th 2024, as stated by Zoot due to him having long lost interest in Ongezellig. [https://soyzellig.party/q/res/2881.html#q2909 <nowiki>[2]</nowiki>]

== Xitter drama ==
It was revealed that after his retirement, Zuz became an ironic satanist and hardcore incest fetishist. For exmaple, he wishes that Ashley from TCOOAL could be his mother, so that he could fuck with her. [https://x.com/jvin_r/status/1878172624028574169 <nowiki>[3]</nowiki>][[File:Zuz.png|250px|thumb|He looks like this btw]]

= Social Media Presence =
[[Twitter]]: [https://x.com/jvin_r jvin_r]

TikTok: ⚡️14ZelligLover88⚡️🇩🇰 (Banned)

WPD: [https://watchpeopledie.tv/@zuzzyzuz zuzzyzuz] (Inactive)

YouTube: [https://www.youtube.com/@Zuznetsov General Zuznetsov]

[[Category:People]]

/brabant/

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/brabant/ is a board "focused" on International Politics. This board shows the flags (or rather, the flags of the users' proxies) of its posters and is supposedly a parody of 4cucks' /pol/. Its name is derived from the birthplace of [[Maya]], Baarle-Nassau in North Brabant.

The main topics of the board range from your typical racebait and racewars, blaming the joos for being a 5'6 chudcel clitty, to blogposting, and "occasionally" actual politics.
[[File:Cocoracebaitproto.png|thumb|532x532px|Proto Coco racebait on /brabant/.]]
The board is also more similiar to a 'cord server, since the flags provide an opportunity to easily recognize other posters.

{{Quote|>OH MY MASSA JUST LIKE MUH OLD SHARTY/POL/!}}

== Trivia ==

* It was originally called /bant/.

Soybooru Planet

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[[File:Pixelplanet1.png|thumb|Zarty is winned]]
Soybooru Planet was [[Soyjak.party|the sharty's]] pixelplanet clone created in order to celebrate the fourth anniversary of soyjak.party. [[Zarty|The Zarty]] participated from September 15th untill its closure on September 21st.

== Timeline ==
September 16th - Zaryans create a [[Coco]] pixel art which is quickly griefed. It was fixed one day later.

September 17th - The Coco artwork is completely restored and a [[Mymy]] artwork is also built, as well as a few tiny Mymys around the canvas. Some [[frogs|frogniggers]] get angry and with the help of the [[Chud.win|chinnies]], raid the zarty's planet thread. A drawing of Maya is started just above the russian flag, becoming one of the larger NAS arts on the 'planet. The Maya received a lot of pushback almost from start to finish, but eventually Zaryans manage to come out victorious, thus provoking leakage on the sharty's side.

September 18th - During mutt hours Mymy is replaced by a Swedish flag and a few obsessed shartycucks erase both Coco and Maya. The latter gets nearly recreated, just to be replaced with a black cube.

September 19th - Some brave Zaryans decide to raid the frogs' artwork, successfully doing so.

September 20th-21st - Nusoitoddlers stop another attempt at recreating Maya. They also remove all Mymy artwork. There is an attempt to restore the main Mymy art, however it started getting griefed moments before its completion, from which it didn't recover. When all hope seems lost, one Zaryan prepares a two phase final solution. In phase one he creates a seemingly inconspicuous totenkopf on the previously mentioned black cube without anyone knowing its true purpose. Later that night phase two starts, he reveals the plan and Zaryans use the skull as a base for Mymy's face, managing to complete the artwork seconds before the planet was shutdown. Thus cementing 'zellig as the gem to save the 'planet and as a testament to the Zaryans' resilience.

{{Quote|>GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG SHARTYSHITS CAN'T DEFEND GEEEEEEEG}}

== Sources ==
https://archive.ph/mgBLl

https://archive.ph/E4vlv<gallery>
File:Pixeplanettotenkopf.png|Innocent looking totenkopf
File:Griefedmaya.jpg|Maya during sharty's grief
File:Mayapixelart.jpg|Maya pixel art
File:Cocopixelart.png|Coco pixel art
</gallery>

Pedophilia

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Talk:Pedophilia

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Discord

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{{Coal}}

Discord ('cord in soyspeak) is a communication platform on paper, and a hellhole where kids and alike get groomed in practice.

It is typically disliked by Soyteens and [[Zaryans]] for being filled with [[Pedophilia|retards]] that fester unnecessary drama and it generally being a cancer that kills online communities. Even with this general sentiment, a good chunk of Zaryans and even the administration itself uses it.

== "Notable" 'cords ==

=== Massadownie ===
See: [[Massadonië|Massadonie]].

=== R_Troonland ===
[[File:Le wonderful ESL screenshot.jpg|thumb|{{Quote|>Zoyim know...}}]]
The Discord used by the trans latinx queen R_Terra. Invites are given by Terra xerself or on a monthly basis on xer Youtube Community Posts. Inside sources (that's to say everyone who has ever been there) say that "soywoahjacks people" are not welcome as well as "woaj jacks" themselves and that the userbase is composed at least by 7 faggots, 3 pedophiles and an unknown amount of the various /co/mmies, eternally seething about the existence of Zaryans.

=== Ongezellig Cafè ===
[[File:Zelligcafe.png|thumb|255x255px|Do not research]]
{{GlowText|This 'cord doesn't exist and it's a psyop. Do NOT look further.}}

For other similiar shitholes, see: [[Twitter]].

Extended Ongezellig Timeline

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{{Dutchmutt|ongezellig lore of zoiets}}

This article serves as a chronological timeline for the events of the famous Dutch tranime [[Ongezellig]], including those from not fully canonical sources, such as Maya's Sweet 16 and the Mayamails.

You can find the Canon Timeline, [[Ongezellig Timeline|here.]]

== 2001 ==

=== December ===

* December 16th - [[Coco]] is born in the South African city of Bloemfontein.

== 2002 ==

=== March ===

* March 3rd - [[Mymy]] is born in the Japanese city of Nagasaki.

=== September ===

* September 21st - [[Maya]] is born in the Dutch municipality of Baarle-Nassau[https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1671/58/1671584837084.png].

== 2010 ==
The girls participate in an introductory school assignment sometime between September and December[https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ/folder/qyJFhDoC].

== 2017 ==

=== December ===

* December 16th - Coco celebrates her 16th birthday with a chocolate cake, as depicted in [[Studio Massa]]’s illustration “Coco Jarig[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mtOFZJ9Mb4i6LH6i-TMl7D2XN8pquPRi].”

== 2018 ==

=== September ===

* September 21st - Maya skips school on her [[Comics|16th birthday]] by pretending to be sick, as depicted in Maya's Sweet 16.

=== November ===
'''IMPORTANT NOTE: Massa stated that the events of [[Comics|''Maya's Sweet 16'']] are not exactly part of the lore, and by proxy, so are the [[Mayamail|''Mayamails'']].'''

* November 23rd - Maya, during a history lesson about Anne Frank, gets the idea to start a personal diary, where she writes down her disadventures and thoughts. She also tries to find a way out of drawing with the other classmates and is wary of Coco's upcoming birthday.

* November 30th - Maya, during another lesson about Anne Frank, starts to sympathize with her for being another fellow drone femcel. Maya then remembers that she was jewish and learns that she got some action with another boy, making her immediately feel worse and starting to fantasize about having sex while hiding from le evil chud nazi invaders. She also feels bad for not being asked to join in the drawing sesh by her classmates.

=== December ===

* December 5th - Maya and Mymy decide to not partecipate in the klassensurprises: Mymy because she still believes in Sinterklaas and thinks that doing that is a sacrilege, Maya because she's a truecel. Coco later asks Maya why she didn't join and Maya replies that she wasn't invited, to which Coco replies no invites were needed. Coco also offers half of her gift to her, a single drumstick, which Maya refuses. In the evening, the Schoppenboer family organizes pakjesavond for Mymy, and Maya gets asked by her mother, Soei, what gifts she would like to receive, but since she's too embarassed, she simply asks for more kruidnoten.

* December 7th - Maya writes about the previously mentioned events, and also brings up the fact that she's underweight according to her BMI and that she's still preoccupied for Coco's birthday.

* December 9th - Coco barges into Maya's room while she was making her bed creak at night, and informs her that she invited the whole class to their house for her birthday. She also asks if Maya wants to join. It's implied that Maya didn't reply on the spot and instead started to work on a plan on how to avoid showing up to the party and also on how to not be in the house as the same time as the others.

* December 15th - Maya writes down her plan, which involved purposefully falling down her home's stairs, getting lightly injured in the process and being sent to her grandparents for the weekend to "rest". When she's presented with the choice though, she pussies out and goes back to her room.

* December 16th - Maya writes down her thoughts from yesterday, explaining how the reason she didn't go through with it was because it's "easier said than done" and being concerned for what would Coco think if she did that. That evening Coco asks Maya to join her for the party, but Maya refuses. In her diary she talks about how she's not brave enough to actually join the party and feels sad that all of those people are having fun without her.

* Between December 17th and December 21st - The Schoppenboer family goes to the mall and Mymy gets in trouble for shooting the local Santa Claus with a nerf gun and making the child in his lap cry. Coco acts distant from Maya for the week, while the latter takes [https://arfer.net/games/robot-test the Robot Test], explaining in her diary how she's satisfied with the "depressive" results and goes on a rant about the uselessness of Christmas and New Years' Eve and how she's forced to interact with people during the holidays.

* December 25th - The Schoppenboer family celebrates Christmas and more family members join them. They ask various questions to Coco, Mymy and Maya, supposedly praising the first two for their achievements while treating Maya coldly.

* December 27th - Maya writes about the events on Christmas, using the opportunity to mock the other family members for their actions and for how she got treated. She also uses these as a reason for her hatred for Christmas.

== 2019 ==

=== January ===

* Between January 2nd and January 5th - Since school was still closed and the music room wasn't accessible, Cleo, Zoey and Yfke regularly start to visit the Schoppenboer's house in order to practice with Coco for their band. Maya, while trying to go to the bathroom, bumps into Zoey, making eye contact with her. Both don't say a thing, and Zoey just goes back to Coco's room. Maya later writes down her thoughts about the situation, explaining the stupidity of the band for trying "eurobeat folk", bashing Coco for "collecting friends like stamps", complaining about Zoey's rudeness and her ability to have friends while being shy like her and also complaining about overhearing the "hollow" discussions from the band through the thin walls. She concludes the page by saying that if she had a band, it would be so much more fun than Coco's.

* Between January 6th and January 27th - Soei informs Maya that her grandparents are looking for a store assistant. Maya supposedly refuses the offer.

* January 28th - Maya writes down how she's starting to fall behind on keeping her diary up to date, bringing up how she once tried to learn Japanese but stopped as soon as things got harder. She also explains how the only reason she started writing again was to avoid having to study for a test. She then talks about her mother's ignorance about her situation, saying that "she has two substitutes to compensate with anyways" and brings up the fact that she self harmed, but stopped right after the first time because she thought it was just painful. She ends the page by writing about the coming of the "third most depressing day of the year", hinting at it being Valentine's Day, and joking about cutting herself again in order to lose enough blood to skip school.

=== February ===

* February 11th - Maya expresses her thoughts and concerns about Valentine's Day and how her school always hosts a school shop for roses so that the students can gift them to each other. Maya states that she always gets one rose, as a consolation prize from Coco, but that she always hopes for another one. She rationalizes not getting another rose by reminding herself that she's ugly and boring.

* February 14th - Maya gets a second rose, but finds out that Coco simply bought one rose for everyone this year, and that the second one was another consolation prize. Maya tears the roses to pieces and throws them in a bin. When she comes back home she writes about it and how "everything is worse now". That evening Coco cooks for the three of them, apologizes to Maya for ruining her Valentine's Day and offers her food, which Maya refuses, going to sleep without eating anything.

* February 15th - Maya skips breakfast and lunch, giving herself a stomachache, eating again only at dinner, because it would be suspicious if she didn't sit at the table with her family.

* Between February 17th and March 4th - Maya consistently skips both breakfast and lunch and has dinner alone, losing weight from 44 to 40 kilos.

=== March ===

* March 5th - Maya writes her last entry in the Mayamails, explaining the events of Valentine's Day up until now. She also says that she wears baggy clothing as to avoid people noticing her diminishing weight and firmly states that she's not anorexic, but that she's fasting, since it is a tradition for the people of Brabant during Carnival.

=== October ===

* October 13th - The events of Deel 1 take place.
* October 14th - The events of Deels 2 - 6 take place.

Froot

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[[File:20392 - SoyBooru.png|frameless|72x72px]] This page is about the sharty.

{{Outblacklunged}}

Froot is a trans orange hitler larper who is currently administrator of [[soyjak.party|the Sharty]], Her Majesty of Sharty was part of the [[Discord|Soyumvirate]], Her Majesty of Sharty only gotten into power due to buying the site, Her Majesty became involved with the Sharty somewhere in 2023.

== 50 boards plan ==
Froot is notable in the Zaryan's history for continuing the tradition of repressing the 'zellig subculture as his pimp [[Doll]] did before him. When he got into power, he enacted the 50 boards plan, where 'teens would have to compete between which board would stay or not. One of them was a /zellig/ board. The 'teens of that time fought hard and managed to defeat three other boards: /dawla/, /health/ and /psy/, thus giving hope for a possible Zaryan's homeland. Unfortunately this was just a ruse to keep the Zaryans confined in what would basically be a containment board, this becoming apparent when Froot decided to lock the entire board and only giving the possibility to post between three already pre-existing threads. This led to almost the majority of Zaryans to migrate back to sharty's /qa/, leaving the board's fate unknown. After some time, a 'teen asked the board to be unlocked, only for a mod to delete /zellig/ entirely, and putting back on the front page /psy/. This was a wake-up call for many of the zelligposters, which directly led to the creation of the [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]].[[File:Froot.png|200px|thumb|Right|{{Quote|>froo- ACK}}]]

== Tranniecord leak ==
In early 2024, a certain hero leaked a discord conversation of Her Majesty and "koot_clitty" making serious claims in support of [[Pedophilia|Jeffrey Epstein]], Her Majesty of Sharty leaking a user's IP in front of them and other questionable shit. This led many to speculate about the existence of a "Frootcord", where the administration goons to 'p and sacrifices 'teens for shekels.

The Frootcord theory was realized when during late June of 2024, an undercover 'affy user acting as a moderator of the Sharty, publicly released "The Frootcord leaks", [https://frootcord.nekoweb.org/index.html viewable here]. The leaks contained a lengthy chatlog of 'cord conversations between the administration of the website, such as:

* Quote admitting to purposefully blocking Tuxler and datamining 'teens, even going as far as wanting to browser fingerprint users and tracking mouse movements.

* Froot admitting to creating artificial drama and events, as to boost pph.

* Root & co. persecuting 'zellig posters while leaving their favourite avatarfags alone.

* Root being Molchat and behind the 'zellig restrictions on /qa/.

* Froot being an immigrant that hates /qa/ culture.

* And a bunch of other shit which I am too much of a SLF to list.

For any remaining 'teens and zelligposters remaning on the Sharty this was the final straw, leading to a massive migration to other splinters. This also prompted Quote to botspam them, including the Zarty, so that Froot can have xher own safe space and not feel threatened by the evil soyteens.

== 113 boards plan ==
Somewhere around September, Froot once again enacted another board plan, this time sporting more than a hundred boards, and including /zellig/ again. This was probably an attempt to win back all of those posters that left during June, with little success. Since Zaryans luckily don't have the memory of a goldfish, they didn't bother to fight for it. The only complaining party was some hopeless nusoicattle (or probably a Frootcord member) trying to shame Zaryans for not willingfully going back to the fedded datamining website.

'''TLDR: Froot is a faggot'''

[[Category:People]]

Cam

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'''Cam''' is an artist who is most notable for creating [[Ongezellig]] themed art. He shares it on several platforms such as Massa’s ‘Cord, soyzellig.party, and 4chan’s /[[co]]/ board. He is most notable for his “Maya’s New Classmate” fan art which is a short comic made up of 2 parts currently telling the story of a new classmate coming to the school who is similar to Maya in both appearance and autism. It has garnered a small cult following on all sites that he posts it on. He is regarded on the ‘Zarty as a very talented artist and creator of one of the greatest Gems posted on the site

==Cam's Comics «Maya's New Classmate» ==
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Zelligbooru

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Zelligbooru.glowie.zip is a booru (A form of imageboard where images are categorized with tags) dedicated to the zaryan side of the ongezellig community. It contains a large variety of artworks, most of which originate from the Zarty and its sphere. [https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip <nowiki>[1]</nowiki>]

== History ==
On the 28th of September 2024, an anonymous Zaryan created a thread requesting the creation of a new booru [https://soyzellig.party/q/res/2693.html <nowiki>[2]</nowiki>] due to [[XOOT|the old one having stopped functioning and its owner disappearing.]]

The thread died down, but was continously bumped, clearly implying popular demand for a new booru.

On October 21st another anonymous Zaryan posted an archive of the old site because the current link to the old site wasn't functioning, in the post he stated that he would host a booru as long as people used it to which 3 Zaryans promised. [https://soyzellig.party/q/res/2693.html#q2825 <nowiki>[3]</nowiki>]

Just a day later, on October 22nd, the booru was up and running.

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[[File:Zeltycuck.png|thumb|FNF Zeltycuck]]
<s>Zelligparty.soy (also known as Zelty) is a hidden imageboard created in late August of 2024 as a [[Soyzellig.party|Zarty]] splinter in reaction to [[New Zarty Order]]. The users call themselves "Zhuds", but are commonly refered to as Zeltycucks. Zelty is best known and hated for their controversial doxing culture. As opposed to Soyzellig.party NSFW and gore is allowed and even encouraged. The site is owned by namefag called Zhud##Koos, as well as literal who Hoot, who has some relation to Simul. Jannies of the Zelty are hired from Hoot's [[reddit]] friend group.</s>

{{Reddit|<[REDDIT SPACE]}}

<s>Meds. This nigger board can't be accessed, therefore its not real. Go back to consuming Coal OCs, Zaryan.</s>
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|Foundation date
|Around late August 2024
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|Koos
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|Owner & Head Admin
|Koos, Hoot
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|[[Soyzellig.party]]
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/qa/

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'''/qa/ won'''

/qa/ is a board where all sorts of people post random shit, but sometimes you can find gems here if you're lucky.

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'''Mayamail''' was a series of emails sent to the people that replied to [[Maya]]'s email adress in the "[[Comics|Maya's Sweet 16]]" comic. Those email were essentially diary entries that Maya wrote on a weekly/monthly basis.

https://pastebin.com/raw/pjKNDq8C

== An attempt at a translation ==
mayamail #1

friday november 23rd

history today was about anne frank, i didn't like it but it gave me the idea to start a diary. writing down "alone and bored" every day gets boring quickly, so perhaps a weekly or monthly diary is better.

today the class came up with the brilliant idea to draw something together. must come up with a way out asap. pippi longstocking immediately refused because of her "faith"... can you be jealous of someone's stupidity?

that's all that happened today... now more than two months since my birthday. coco acts as if she didn't see anything, luckily, because she wouldn't have understood it anyways. can now never use the bulimia method again.

almost december... christmas is all about family so i will survive that, but the 16th falls on a weekend this year so she will probably take advantage of that - better be careful.

i don't know what else to write but this isn't important.

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mayamail #2

friday november 30th

today we continued with anne frank. what i've learnt = anne was a beta, not very attractive and completely cut off from the outside world. i thought, hey, this is relatable and i almost sympathized

but then

"oh and she was hitting on '''(TN: as in flirting, etc.)''' the boy she was hiding with"

even anne frank had more experience than me... if they start persecuting eurasians, i might still have a chance

furthermore, i didn't worry about drawing with the others because they didn't even ask me to participate. actually i should be happy about that, but i'm not

to distract myself i started thinking about having sex while hiding and now i feel even worse. and then i noticed that it's already december and now i just want to hibernate

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Mayamail #3

friday december 7th

wednesday was sinterklaas. only pippi longstocking and i did not participate in the class surprises '''(TN: during Sinterklaas it's tradition for classmates to open and exchange "klassensurprises" between each other)'''. pippi STILL believes in sinterklaas and calls making surprises a sacrilege. when i explain that sinterklaas is a ruse she calls me a heretic and conspiracy theorist and that they said the same thing about the moon landing.

coco asked why i didn't participate in the surprises. i said i wasn't invited but apparently there were no invitations at all and everyone could come... she suggested sharing her surprise with me, but then we would both have 1 drumstick, so i said no.

in the evening we had to stage a "gifting evening" '''(TN: it refers to pakjesavond, the evening where Sinterklaas brings gifts to young children)''' to make pippi indulge in her illusions/happy. mom had asked in advance what kind of gifts i wanted, but all the things i really want are too embarrassing to let her buy them. so i asked for more kruidnoten '''(TN: probably the bag of food she has on her desk)''' so i can ration for the winter. according to my bmi i'm still underweight so it can't be that unhealthy. pippi now thinks that i have only been given kruidnoten because of my heresy and says that the Cabinet of the Jack of Spades will launch a new crusade to protect the true faith.

glad it's over, but i still don't know anything about the 16th...

i think it's the calm before the storm.

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mayamail #4

sunday december 9th

I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT FOR GOD'S SAKE

i had been anticipating it for days and tonight she came into my room (without knocking of course) (luckily i was just simming this time) '''[TN: I truly don't know what she was "simulating", maybe she was making her bed creak at night]'''. i remember roughly what she said:

"so, next sunday is my birthday, and i couldn't choose who to invite to my party, so i just invited the whole class. at our home. i already know that everyone is coming, but not if you are yet, even though you live here naturally, but everyone is participating, so, if you would also participate i would really appreciate it"

this is just blackmail and she knows exactly what she is doing.

I thought out three scenarios in my head:

i go

pros: coco is not angry

cons: standing alone in a corner all the time, fear, humiliation, shame, not knowing what to do and say and bothering everyone with my presence

i don't go

pros: i don't go

cons: coco is veeeeeeeeeery angry and if i stay in my room (where else should i go) i have to hear how much fun everyone is having without that boring girl

i can't go

pros: i don't go and coco is not angry

cons: ???

i have a week to figure out how to stop myself from going. normally i'd use the bulimia method, but since my birthday she will suspect any of the excuse I use as me trying to get out of it.

unless...

i do something so crazy that no one would ever believe i did it on purpose...

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mayamail #5

saturday december 15th

after i am done writing i jump down the stairs

i don't think they will believe now that i did it on purpose. i've thought about everything so that the damage will be minimal and the result will be maximum. what i have to pay particular attention to is that my injuries are not too big to go to the emergency room, but big enough that i don't have to go to the party.

first i make sure i have a good excuse for why i "fell" down the stairs, so i wear shoes with loose laces that i "trip over".

of course, i'm not just going to jump down the stairs and let gravity do the rest! i make a controlled, careful dive so that i absorb the impact as much as possible with my arms. this will protect my head and hopefully give me some convincing scrapes and bruises so they can't suspect me of faking it. i try to thump as hard as possible with each step so that it sounds much more serious than it is. once at the bottom of the stairs i make sure they find me in a painful looking position. i certainly shouldn't complain about a headache, so they don't think i have a concussion and call 112. it is mainly my arms and legs that "hurt", making it difficult for me to move and "unfortunately" having to stay in bed all weekend.

of course, i can't stay home tomorrow because i can't "rest" during a busy party, so i ask mom to take me to grandma and grandpa's so i can "recover" there. once there i can relax all day with my phone, unlimited spring rolls and above all NO PARTY :D :D :D

and if i stick around a little longer, i might not even have to go to school next week and i'll have vacation a week early!! i haven't been able to sleep all week because of the panic attacks so i deserved it imo.

it's now or never... ahah so much adrenaline! but i've been preparing for this all week and literally anything is better than going to that party!

i'll write up tomorrow how it went! if i can live to tell the tale, haha

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mayamail #6

sunday december 16th

this weekend i learnt that fantasizing about doing crazy things is much easier said than done

all week i was coming up with reasons to do it, but once i looked down all the reasons not to do it suddenly came up. i stood there for at least 5 minutes until i suddenly remembered what i should have thought of much earlier

what would coco think if i fell down the stairs?

and then i went back to my room

so tonight i've had to wait until she would finally invite me to join her. i had no energy left to come up with a plan so i just let it happen

last week i wrote this:

1. i go

pros: coco is not angry

cons: standing alone in a corner all the time, fear, humiliation, shame, not knowing what to do and say and bothering everyone with my presence

2. i don't go

pros: i don't go

cons: coco is veeeeeeeeeery angry and if i stay in my room (where else should i go) i have to hear how much fun everyone is having without that boring girl

3. i can't go

pros: i don't go and coco is not angry

cons: ???

deep down i hoped i was brave enough to go for option 1

it sounds very nice without that boring girl

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Mayamail #7

friday december 21st

christmas holidays are the worst holidays. when you finally have some free time, you are forced to celebrate a stupid party with a stupid family and stupid christmas music. new year's is even worse, drunken idiots who start making loud noises because the year changes digits. so instead of forgetting that you have to go to school, you have to spend half of the holiday stressing about even more nonsensical obligations.

pippi got in trouble for attacking santa claus at the mall. she called him an imperialist spy and shot him in the head while shouting "saint nicholas is great". it was with a nerf gun so he wasn't hurt of course but the child on his lap was crying very loudly.

coco was quite distant this week.

furthermore, i found at last a personality test that suits me. the results are quite depressing so it must be reliable. i saved it so that i can later compare whether i've made any progress or not.

Appendix: <nowiki>https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/39502.html#q39534§</nowiki>

'''(TN: original link <nowiki>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464194222434549771/525751024913350697/persoonlijkheidstest.png</nowiki>)'''

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Mayamail #8

thursday december 27th

hahaha maya you scrooge, how can you hate christmas? don't you like your fam-

<nowiki>*</nowiki>ding dong*

oh hey it's family

"Hi AlL!!!! oH wOw HoW bIg HaVe YoU gOtTeN!!!!"

"OwO cOCo YoU'rE a ReAl WoMaN nOw! HoW dOeS iT fEeL tO pLaY rUgBy At ThE iNtErNaTiOnAl LeVeL?!? oH aNd DiD yOu MaKe ThAt PaInTiNg ThErE yOuRsElF?!?! aNd YoU'rE aLsOoOoOoOo A mUsIcIaN!!!! wHaT a SuPeRtAlEnT!!! wE aRe AlL sO pRoUd Of YoU!!!"

"WoW MYmY i HeArD tHaT yOu ScOrEd A 10 fOr ThE nEtHeRlAnDs!!!! aNd ThAt YoU hAvE mAdE tHe WiNnInG gOaL fOr ThE kOrFbAlL cUp!!! AnD tHeN yOu StIlL dO sO mUcH vOlUnTeEr WoRk, AlL sCoUtS lOoK uP tO yOu VeRy MuCh! CaN yOu PlAy SoMe AcCoRdIoN fOr Us BeCaUsE yOu ArE aLrEaDy So GoOd aT iT UwU"

.......

"oh hi maya."

but seriously maya how can you hate on christmas hahahaha

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Mayamail #9

hey maya, remember when you thought the christmas holidays would be fun once the the public holidays were over? '''(TN: she's referring to the named holidays such as Christmas, etc.)'''

haha silly maya, if you don't come to school, school will come to you.

SO because school was closed and they couldn't use the music room, i was repeatedly treated to free rehearsals of coco's moronic band. i've always wanted to play an instrument but never did because the walls are too thin here. pippi would laugh at me and coco would try to help me all the time and i don't know which one is worse.

all four band members are in my class, but except for coco, i never remember their names. they make eurobeat folks because the guitarist really wanted to do something that no one has done before without thinking about whether it happens to sound good or not. i'm sure coco also realizes how bad the music is but she only joins in because they are her friends and she collects friends like they're stamps. is a friend still worth anything if you have so many? if i continue to avoid her, i can brag at christmas this year that i am the only one in the class who managed not to make friends with coco, which i think is much more impressive than hitting stuff with sticks.

the second worst moment was when i bumped into the bass player while going to the bathroom. i always listen by the walls before i go to see if the coast is clear, but she almost never says anything so i made a wrong guess. i opened my door and BOOM eye contact. greetings are my achilles' heel so i stood there like an idiot waiting for her to say hi first. she didn't and she just walked back into coco's room. rude bitch. she talks at least as little as i do, but somehow has friends and is in a band? do i look like i'm from chernobyl or something?

but the worst part was when they stayed over. i was still awake probably because of the eye contact incident so i had no choice. i would describe the night as being forced to listen to a five hour long live podcast by the most uninteresting presenters on the most unimportant topics. jesus christ friendship is overrated.

man...

if i had a band it'd be so much more fun...

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Mayamail #10

monday january 28th

uhhhh if things continue like this, my weekly book will soon become a yearbook

i should have known that i couldn't keep it up every week. i once tried to learn japanese, within three days i knew all the hiragana and katakana by heart and i was full of motivation. but then kanji came along and i've never had motivation for it ever since. but i have a test in exactly 6 hours and i had to do something to delay studying so here i am again

nothing has happened since the holidays ended. at most when mom said grandpa and grandma are looking for a store assistant and i almost had a heart attack. the fact that i don't have to go outside after school is the only thing that keeps me from cutting or something. and i don't think a cashier girl with the aura of an aborted blobfish is of any use to them

but did she seriously think i was suitable for that job? then she's even less informed than i thought. but i guess your own daughter doesn't really matter anymore if you've bought two substitutes to compensate

not that i have mommy issues or anything, as if i'm waiting for another snooper like coco. as long as they leave me alone i have no reason to cut. anyways i never really understood self-harmers, i tried it once after reading about it but it mostly hurt. maybe i'm just not miserable enough

BUT NOT FOR LONG, because in just over two weeks the third most depressing day of the year will come, right after september 21st and the day school starts again. and yippeeeee it falls on a school day this year. if i start cutting myself everyday from now on, i'll probably have lost enough blood to be able to convincingly skip school haha

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Mayamail #11

february 11

FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY

so every february our school holds a rose campaign '''(TN: they probably mean "school shop")''' where students can buy roses for each other that are then distributed on valentine

"hahahahha maya is jealous because she doesn't get roses"

you thought so bitch, i get one every year. not from a boy of course, but as a kind of consolation prize from coco because she gets about 10 roses every year and she probably felt sorry for me so she always buys me 1 too. also for pippi btw because otherwise she would get jealous lol

but the comfort rose is not the reason why valentine's day should be aborted from the calendar

yes, i know very well that this """"holiday"""" is just a fabrication of stores to sell nasty perfumes

bbbbuuut theeennn

wwwwwwhhhyyyy

DO I ALWAYS HOPE FOR MORE THAN 1 ROSE GVD

to avoid the inevitable disappointment i try to remind myself WHY i will never get more than 1 rose

and having to remind yourself for weeks

how boring and ugly you are

is so

terribly

tiring

hopefully everything will be back to normal after thursday

Mayamail #12

valentine's day

beloved week

i got a second rose today

it's torn to pieces in a trash bin somewhere

everything is worse now

i'll explain it to you later

first i have to try something out

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ash wednesday

well then long story short:

so i got that 2nd rose, i was completely full of adrenaline and all, but then it turned out that coco had bought 1 rose for the entire class because she didn't want to leave anyone out and that 2nd rose also came from her as a kind of double consolation rose. that was a bit of a disappointment sooooo i tore them both apart oops

well it's better to do things like that in your revenge fantasies than in front of the entire class.

so coco would cook for us that evening and i had locked myself in my room. but instead of beating me up or at least starving me she just brought the food upstairs and apologized for ruining MY valentine's day.

then i felt even more guilty and decided that if she doesn't want to punish me, i'll do it myself. so i left her food alone that night and went to sleep quite hungry.

the next day was another school day among people who now hate me even more than before, so i skipped breakfast too and didn't bring lunch. all day i had too much stomachache to realize that i was maya, so that was already a better day than usual. i only ate again at dinner, but actually only because we sit at the table together and it would be too noticeable, but i felt guilty again when i was full so i also had dinner alone all weekend. and since then i don't want to break my streak so i've been doing this for three weeks. i've already lost weight from 44 to 40 kilos, but i always wear baggy clothing so no one will look.

and no, i am NOT anorexic because that's for THOTS who get insecure when they see the billboards. what i do is called FASTING, because that's what people from brabant are supposed to do after carnival to atone for their sins (i just needed a head start). and normally carnival makes me feel like vomiting, but that's not possible if you don't have anything to vomit ;d

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Will probably add more History :tm: to this page when I have the time, it's a bit haunting watching the numbers change iykwim

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'''YouTube''' is a video-sharing website that hosts the [[Ongezellig]] web series. The site also hosts a large amount of fan-made 'zellig content of varying degrees of quality, especially from Zaryans. It has been a fundamental part of the Zaryans' history, by providing a platform for their shenanigans and content throughout the years, such as hosting the [https://youtu.be/Vkgjl0WELko?si English AI Dub of Ongezellig], [https://youtu.be/iuNxjTOIgtg?si the New Amsterdam Takeover], [https://youtu.be/DLhzDNaQVyU?si Zigle Zogle] and [https://youtu.be/2Rvs403xJYs?si the Ongezellig Reanimation Collab]. Another huge type of content are the Ongezellig AI covers, with some reaching up [https://youtu.be/DtNQA_X9G_Y?si over 100k views]. It is estimated that at least 1 or 2 videos a day, related to Ongezellig, get uploaded to the platform.

== Notable 'zelligtubers ==

=== tistic589 ===
The channel was created on March 13th 2023, but only started to upload on November 17th of the same year. He is best known for his Ongezellig AI covers (especially of older Soy Music such as Gem Cobbity, We'll 'Jak Again and the Doctor Fauci Trap Remix), use of a very exaggerated persona, overusage of lingo like "built for BWC", "doebeit", neopronouns and other soyphrases. He also uploaded community posts on a random basis in which he shitposted or simply made a pun with BWC. He is probably the best known 'zelligtuber in the entire soysphere, even having xhis own personal 'jaks mocking him for being jewish of zoiets. His channel was (((terminated))) on October 10th 2024 and had 1.1k subscribers.

He eventually opened a Xitter account where he would shitpost as usual, until October 19th, when he retweeted a softporn image of the Ongezellig cast and secondary characters in just their underwears, receiving [https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/43646.html a lot of flak] for it. Most were disappointed by what he did, since he is seen as an influential figure by Zaryans due to the previously mentioned works. He quickly deleted the account a few days later and presumably left the soysphere altogether.

However he created a new jewtube channel named [https://youtube.com/@margeb8?si=O6GrVoKT_8FilXog'''margeb8'''] and started to upload various of AI covers. This channel has 74 subscribers.

=== mikebullet12 ===
The channel was created on September 24th 2023 and started to upload on the same day. He's best known for his Ongezellig edits shorts, Ongeheimer YTP videos and many different shitposts and AI covers about 'zellig. He also occasionally uploads memes on his community posts. Besides this he also had a small impact on the Zarty and [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] (for example: shitpost thread and probably ai cover thread iirc) which turned him into less of a literal who. He's also one of the oldest 'zelligtubers. After Ongezellig update 130 he started to release videos less often, completely stopping by the end of June (Maybe because of SNCA discord drama or maybe his cat (his channel pfp) died a long time ago or however the mcdonalds is closed). The channel currently has 1.1k subscribers.

=== R_Terra ===
Started off simply as "the guy who comments under every Ongezellig video", he quickly became one of the most prominent members of the [[Zelliggers|off-siter]] part of the community. His channel was created on November 25th, 2023, but his first post was a short posted on January 9th, 2024. He would later start to upload low-effort and sometimes very coalish videos, mostly about Coco, gathering a huge following in a small amount of time. His presence wasn't just relegated to Youtube, but virtually to every platform in existence which had Ongezellig content on it. Here's a list:

* Discord

* Twitter

* Reddit

* Facebook

* Tiktok, presumably

* DeviantArt

* IFunny

* Newgrounds

* The Zarty

Zaryans would quickly start to ask themselves who this person was, until Terra xherself revealed to being an underaged latinx mutt from Texas, with a picture of xher face attached. Coupled with the "Lesbian Coco x R_Terra" image, this divided Zaryans even more on the question at hand, with some making xher an object of mocking, by creating OC and slopjaks (xer face later became the basis for the variant ''Terrajak''), and others simply asking Zoot to ban xher from the Zarty out of fear that she would troon out (or that she'd become an incel chud). This led Terra to bunker xherself down in her 'cord server for a while, and by April 2024 xher Youtube video output completely stopped, only making daily community posts where xhe would reposts other people's creations, giving out good mornings and good nights and saying when he's going to school. If it wasn't clear by now, he is best known for his unhealthy obsession about Coco, attempts at integrating in the Zaryans' community by using our slang, but at the end of the day he's just a kid trying to have some fun. Also he has like 1.2k subscribers or something like that yeah.

=== Quackzalver ===
The channel was created on January 29th 2024 and hosts the project for "Ongezellig: Unofficially Continued". Briefly explained it's a reddit project which never took off and aimed at continuining where Massa left off. His first appearance starts somewhere in March in 4cuck, where he shows his videos with AI dubbing (or something like that) in another 'zellig thread in /co/, and he began to spread his promises about his project. Later he creates a thread in zarty for the same reason (since no one remembers this or made an archive, then we can say that his original thread is lost media). He promised that he would release his project somewhere in May, but in the end it was delayed until early summer. Holy fail![https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/26192.html#q26192 A thread] about it was created on the same day that Ongezellig: OUC was released, on June 3rd 2024. It quickly became obvious to Zaryans that this project was just very bothered coal and tried to bite off more than it could chew. Reasons being the low quality artstyle, the slow pacing and stocky animation, and most importantly, missing deadline after deadline (something something [[Twitter|Project ROY]]). Coupled with the already present despise of Quackzalver against Zaryans, since the description stated:

{{Quote|>2. Rehabilitate the public image of Ongezellig to make it more appealing to (Dutch animation) studios, which have otherwise avoided this cartoon with a strong fandom that'd normally make it very desirable due to proven positive audience reception.}}

(the strong fandom being us), this 'tuber thought that the best way to complete his project was to ask help to [[Reddit|literal]] [[Discord|faggots]], with the surprising result of not getting any help at all (GEG!).

Surprisingly enough, on October 21st 2024, he posted a new video which implied that Ongezellig: OUC was still being worked on, but provided no release date whatsoever.

The channel is active and has just 300 subscribers.

=== Studio_Henk ===
Created on February 18th 2024, he started to upload on the same day. He specializes in AI covers of popular songs, which are often very zemmy and his signature mark is to create high effort thumbnails and other pieces of Ongezellig related art to use as background for his videos. He was one of the most prominent 'zelligtubers right after Update 130, due to his constant upload schedule and although he doesn't seem to like "the losers of WW2", he still recognizes the effort that Zaryans have put in throughout the years. He also stated that he browses the Zarty, thus granting him the status of honorary Zaryan. More off-siters should strive to be like him. His channel was terminated because of copyright rights issue and had more than 1k subscribers.

=== ongezelligschizo ===
Registered to the platform on January 7th 2024, he began to upload the following day. His videos are often centered around the FOTM meme and (nigger) hood humour, styled after the format of people like Colaws or Amerikaner, while also alternating between high effort edits of the TND girls in [https://youtu.be/vC7DDs_Y0cA?si=MlqdjYVNpz-t_hGF various situations.] It is to be noted that even if he's a Zaryan under every aspect, he regularly interacts with clueless normies and alike. The channel is active and has around 1.4k subscribers.

Talk:YouTube

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Can we add Asocial, but in Dutch, Ongezelligschizo and other jewtubers as well?

Well yeah, Schizo was on the list as well, just don't add literal whos

Kiki

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The /co/al that is killing the Zarty

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'''The /co/al that is killing the Zarty''' is the niggerhell [[coal]] that kills the [[Zarty]]. What is considered coal is a subjective matter among Zaryans, but it generally consists of anything that breaks the site’s rule and [[/co/|sexual content of the main cast]]. Depicting [[Maya]], [[Mymy]], and [[Coco]] in romantic relationships with each other is often considered coal due to its pseudo-incestuous nature and glorification of homosexuality.